#crypt's panels

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batman and harley quinn #4

harvey singing duets at random karaoke bars is actually so dear to me....

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batman: doa

[ID: a png of Batman on his knees in front of a transparent background. His entire monochromatic body is cloaked in shadow as the ends of his cape curls dramatically. He has his hands out in front of him with his little fingers spread out to show he's attempting to crawl. The exposed portion of his face is white with low detail. END ID]

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[ID: a panel of Bruce Wayne with his fuzzy tits out and cowl on. He (pathetically) requests, “Don't leave Gotham. Stay. Help me make it better.” Minhkhoa Khan is shown in a close-up as his speech bubble has been edited to be a Tumblr post by @/dotjade. The post reads: ‘put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time’. END ID]

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the princess & the pea – batman: once upon a crime

[ID: Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian al Ghul all in their respective costumes. Dick is hanging off the side of a green combine harvester that's running down Poison Ivy's overgrown weeds. Tim is sitting criss-cross on the top of the machine and is playing a Gameboy while Damian, the actual child, is driving while hunched over the wheel despite the fact that his little legs literally wouldn't be able to hit the pedal. END ID]

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batman a-go-go! – solo #7

[ID: Batman standing stiffly as he stares ahead vacantly, lost in thought. He somberly asks, “Tell me, Alfred—am I a dinosaur?” END ID]

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batman: odyssey (2011) #6

remember only one of them actually went to med school and got their degree and it is NOT the man dressed as a giant bat !!!

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[ID: Bruce Wayne and Minhkhoa Khan fighting in the snow. Minhkhoa kicks Bruce in the chest as his dialogue has been edited to be a post by @/electrificata. The post reads: “i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much”. END ID]

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dear justice league

[ID: Batman in front of a light yellow background. He's holding an open umbrella that's resting against his shoulder as he looks up with a slightly surprised expression. He has his legs bent slightly at the knee and one foot kicked out in front of him. His large cape curls up at the ends. END ID]

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jla: welcome to the working week

[ID: J'onn J'onzz talking to Bruce Wayne as Bruce unstraps himself out of a full body leather harness. J'onn says, “But we did. And I know your fetish.” Bruce quickly interrupts, “It's not a fetish—” but J'onn continues, “Your obsession with contingencies. But you're punishing your body on a cellular level now...” END ID]

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batman/tmnt adventures #1

[ID: Alfred Pennyworth approaching Batman as he clanks away at the Bat-computer. Alfred is carrying a silver serving tray with a matching dome lid. He asks, “I don't suppose you could spare some time for a late-night dinner, Master Bruce?” Bruce tells him, “Not right now, Alfred. Thank you.” Alfred sarcastically replies, “I'm shocked, Sir. And here I went and prepared this generous portion of nothing. Now it will all go to waste.” He lifts the lid as he speaks to show the empty plate as the narration boxes read: ‘Alfred Pennyworth. Batman's butler and right-hand man. Rarely shocked.’ Bruce smirks slightly at the joke and says, “Cute, Alfred.” After briefly discussing the current Gotham woes, Bruce takes off running due to breaking news! Behind him, Alfred mimes emptying the (still empty) plate into a trash can. END ID]

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adventures of superman #448

[ID: two of the same image (for scaling) of Superman. In them, he's shown from a slightly low angle and is frowning. Someone off panel goads, “Normal things can't hurt you. You're not even human!” Superman dejectedly thinks, ‘Words can hurt...’ END ID]

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rev up – batman: overdrive

[ID: a monochrome panel of Bruce Wayne as a toddler. Bruce is sitting in a booster seat in the backseat of a car as Alfred Pennyworth drives him. Bruce points out the window and giggles, '‘meow!’ as Alfred fondly smiles. He gently corrects him, “The cow says mooooooo, Master Bruce!” END ID]

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my buddy, killer croc

[ID: a TV screen playing the Gotham City News. The lower third reads: ‘Wayne Womanizer’ and above it is footage of Bruce Wayne in a suit. He's beaming with a smile and has a soft blush as he's being carried bridal style by what looks like an actual bride. The woman has red hair and is wearing a white dress as she smiles at the camera. Bruce has his eyes closed and one of his arms is outstretched to be over his head in his excited celebration! END ID]

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he had the grimace shake :(

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batman: shadow of the bat #2

[ID: low-res Batman sitting on a bench. His back is slightly arched and his hands are in metal restrictions against the wall that's behind him. END ID]

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detective comics #396

[ID: Batman laying on his back in a tantalizing pose—one of his knees bent and on the white ground as the other leg's foot is planted on the ground. He has both his arms bent at the elbow, one going down and the other hand near his ear. His costume is battered and torn, revealing titillating strips of flesh on his thighs and chest. His head is turnt and his mouth is opened in a cry as someone unseen is throwing green dollar bills on him. END ID]