#cue fee calling out that this story sounds HIGHLY fabricated

[callsign-daydream]

Hangman, about a near-death escape on a mission: I came back wearing the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring… Rooster: I feel this is going to be a dig on me. Hangman: I wore a Hawaiian shirt. Rooster: There it is.