#cue shenanigans

[mohabertalan]

i really want there to be a situation where billy transforms back in front of the league at it's like

"Captain Marvel?"

Quick play dumb.

"Who's Captain Marvel?"

Not that dumb!

but it WORKS and the league believes that he had been de-aged to a child without his memories

(edit: check the notes of this post, there is an amazing story in there!!)

[rirupadg]

what if danny was kryptonian though. maybe some other space ship crashed years after superman (like kara) crashes in the middle of nowhere illinois. jack and maddie fenton, mad ghost doctors, think it’s a ghost so they investigate. they find some random baby. but hey! the ectoplasmic levels on their detectors are off the charts! let’s take this random child that’s logical.

they don’t really explain where danny came from to jazz. she doesn’t ask many questions, too excited to be a big sister. danny has always known he’s adopted, but doesn’t really care to know about his birth parents. too bad the fentons forgot to tell him he’s an alien before phantom matches superman’s abilities during a fight. in front of the justice league. whoops.

(edit this post has art now!)

[drachenfalter]

As fun as Gus playing wingman for Hunter and Willow might be,

Matt Tholomule overhearing Hunter and butting in to help him ("I'm a Master of Seduction *hairflip*.") would be a lot funnier.

[thatskindarough]

Not me planning a good omens x doctor who fanfic where the doctor + Azircrow have to go back in time and save Freddie Mercury and Donna who have been kidnapped by villains (they kidnapped them because both Freddie and Donna have an unabashed amount of sass and excellent comebacks. They needed the bitch energy)

I’ll throw in some OFMD references just for fun, maybe.

I am mentally unwell. I have never had more than one hyperfixation at a time. O h gOd my brain CANNOT TAKE THIS

[wordsfromaqueer]

Aftg headcanon because I saw a thing about Andrew being trans: one of Aaron and Andrew is trans but nobody knows which one

[fluffyartbl0g]

Everytime I go into the Zosopp tag, I just see people SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING about the lack of posts IN the Zosopp tag. THE ZOSOPP ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES

[elitadream]

Getting ready for a special event~ 😉🕺

[shu-box-puns]

I've got this image of Dad!Tsu’tey from my Father-son-shenanigans AU turning up in ATWOW during the aftermath of the SeaDragon, specifically on that one rock. And he has no idea how he ended up there, but whilst Jake and Neytiri are quaking at the sudden appearance of their dead friend (visibly aged from the joys of fatherhood), Spider pops out of the ocean.

Naturally, Tsu'tey only has eyes for his son, and immediately gets launched head first into Protective!Dad mode at the state of him. He looks like a drowned rat, has several sluggishly bleeding cuts along his body, his stripes are faded more than his Spider ever allows. Not to mention, his dreads are matted at the scalp and are in desperate need of a retwist. But most alarming of all, none of his other family members (The Sully's) seem to remember to check on him in their shock of discovering Tsu'tey's presence.

Since no one else seems to be bothering, Tsu'tey helps Spider out of the water, noting the shock on the boy's face as he hesitantly takes Tsu'tey's outstretched hand.

<"Are you okay?"> Tsu'tey asks, as he has done for countless years. And horrifyingly, instead of Spider replying with "yes Dad," or "no Dad" Tsu'tey gets a-

<"Yes sir.">

Spider has never referred to Tsu'tey as 'sir' before. It's either 'Olo'eyktan' when he's in a mood and wants to get under Tsu'tey's skin, or 'Dad'.

<"Sir?"> Tsu'tey repeats with a curl of his nose. <"Who the hell is sir? I am Dad to you. I have always been Dad to you."> And of course, Tsu'tey is dead in this universe, and Spider has no clue who this strange forest na'vi is. Not to mention he's had a very long and emotional day surrounding another father figure.

<"Dude, I have no idea who you are.">

Cue:

Tsu'tey from my Dad!Tsu'tey AU looking at Spider in our ATWOW: "Watch out kid because you're about to get the strongest and most stable support system any clan has ever seen."

BONUS:

If Spider were to admit to Tsu'tey that Quaritch is alive (he's only known the man for an hour but Eywa does he trust him to keep Neytiri from mauling him):

Side Note: Tsu'tey has it all under control, and now has recruited Neytiri to go hunt down that dead beat dad.

[bugaboooooooooo]

ladrien but marinette doesnt know that ADRIEN knows shes ladybug

[chilledagridolce27]

Will Graham, an empath: The suspect woke up at exactly 11am EST this morning, had a quart of milk and some cheerios, then strangled his wife at exactly 12:42 pm EST to the opening tune of Sesame street.

Also Will after 3 seasons of grandiose cannibalistic courting rituals and murderous displays of affection: ...is Hannibal...in love with me...??

[castiellesbian]

Whether Claire would see Cas as a father figure is a matter of constant debate in this fandom, but I think we can all agree that she would get Jody a Mother's Day card

[tswwwit]

So Bill doesn't have a birthday sure, but is there some sort of Bill Cipher Day? Demonic celebration?

..and if so, does dip know?

Oh man, there probably is! Bill's absolutely the kind of guy to have a whole Day Of Celebration devoted to himself. Likely it's not on any sort of earthly calendar basis, too, so it'll come up at some time when Dipper least expects it.

Because, c'mon. Bill's fantastically knowledgeable - but he's absolute shit at filling Dipper in on important information beforehand.

[apersonwholikeslotus]

mmmm face fam fic where Al and Matt are both Francis' kids bc it always seems to be the other way and i wanna know how this would go

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Actually, now I think about it, Barnaby will put his face in Howdy's fluff whether or not he's unhappy.

SO true. maybe im just very tired but im getting the mental image of him like... tugging on Howdy's apron like "hey c'monnn im so unhappy rn im seriously so angry, just gimme the fluff itll fix me right up-" In The Middle Of The 'Busy' Store. and im finding it extremely funny

[teecupangel]

Wait, idea I don’t think you’ve touched on, Mermaid!Desmond with Altaïr. I got nothing else, just MERMAID.

I don’t think we ever had a mermaid AltDes idea before. I mean, there was an ask about Fairytale style AU with Beauty and the Beast for AltDes instead of Little Mermaid.

As like with all the other old asks, I can’t find it here anymore XD

Okay, so for this AU, let’s set it in modern-ish day where Altaïr took over his grandfather’s company after his death and made it successful but he’s… ‘bored’ with his life.

He spent decades ensuring the company didn’t go under after his grandfather’s death, had to deal with one of the people he trusted trying to take over the company from under him and an amicable divorce that left him a bit hollow and… a bit distant with their two adult sons who have their own lives now.

Darim had told him that he should take a vacation and leave the company to him for a few months, get some fresh air, travel…

Altaïr believed it was his own son telling him that he needed to take a step back.

After Abbas’-

Well…

A lot of people were wary of him. They were worried that he would take them down as well if they were to just breath too close to him.

Or too loudly.

Altaïr was sure that it was because he had been full of rage back then.

Abbas’ betrayal had come as a surprise.

They never saw eye to eye on a lot of things but Altaïr never expected Abbas to go that far, trying to drag his name and even his family into the mud just to find a way for him to rise on top.

Altaïr had simply enacted vengeance upon him the way he was raised.

And that led to…

Well…

His older son telling him to take a break.

So here he was…

In this isolated beach house that had once belonged to his mother, left in disarray after decades of neglect.

It had been Sef’s idea, suggesting he might be less bored if he has a project of his own.

So he starts to repair it slowly, takes a walk on the beach after every meal…

Sometimes he even fishes.

It is during one of those walks that he sees him.

At first he thought he was just one of the rare visitors or tourists who didn’t know that the beach near his house was

(1) private property

(2) not really a good beach because it was full of sharp rocks

He was sitting on one of the rocks a little away from the shore, his lower half being hidden by the waters.

The tides had been a bit stronger than usual back then so he called out to him to tell him to get back to the shores, not really in the mood to have his family’s beach be part of an accidental drowning of the idiot kind.

He looked back and Altaïr froze.

There was something… strange about him.

Altaïr couldn’t place it.

He was beautiful.

The kind of beauty that was dangerous.

With golden eyes the same as him.

.

Unorganized Notes:

Desmond is a merfolk and it’s neither confirmed but there is something about him or the way he speaks that seems to have a slightly hypnotizing effect. (which points to the idea that Desmond may or may not actually be a siren, not a merfolk)

Desmond didn’t bother to hide the fact that he doesn’t have human legs and thinks Altaïr’s reaction to be funny. He keeps coming back to the shore to talk to Altaïr. Once he learned that Altaïr is staying nearby, he stays by the shore in front of Altaïr’s house.

Altaïr thinks there’s something more than Desmond’s “I ran away from home” excuse of appearing in his family’s beach but he didn’t press, enjoying Desmond’s company.

Desmond and Altaïr slowly grow closer as Altaïr fixes his mother’s beach house.

Later on, Altaïr starts to fix the basement and finds a hidden door that leads to a underwater cave. Desmond finds the other end of the cave and they start to wonder why Altaïr’s mother build such a thing.

They later find out the beach house was build by Altaïr’s great grandfather from his mother’s side.

Desmond finally explains that the reason why he ran away to Altaïr’s beach is because he heard stories of a mermaid who disappeared around these parts.

“They say she made a deal with a witch to gain her freedom.”

It seems that Altaïr’s great grandmother was the mermaid of those stories who didn’t make a deal with a witch, instead falling in love with Altaïr’s great grandfather and staying with him.

Up to you if the way they did it is with the great grandmother mermaid staying on the underwater cave to be with her human lover or there is some kind of spell involved that is in one of the books in the house that can exchange a merfolk’s long life for the mortal life of a human.

Or because Altaïr does have merfolk blood in him, he can actually transform into a merfolk himself.

In all honesty, I just want to write an idea of a middle-aged Altaïr for an AltDes for once XD

[sentienceisoverrated]

Dick: Happy Saturday, Timmy! How are you today?

Tim: This case just— wait. Saturday??

Dick: Yeah, we’re going bowling. Wanna come?

Tim: SATURDAY?????

Dick: Uhhhh, yeah?

Tim, running: I HAVE TO EMAIL LUCIUS.

Dick, running after him: Wait. Wait! How long has it been since you slept?!?!

—————

Lucius Fox, over the phone: You missed the meeting.

Tim: Yes, yes, I know. I overslept.

Lucius: …

Lucius: We both know that’s a lie. Now we can reschedule the meeting on Mon—

Dick, in the background, banging on a door: TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE-WAYNE OPEN THIS DOOR YOU HAVE TO SLEEEEEEP

Tim, completely calm: Yeah Monday sounds good.