This mf went and got the crown Prince of Briar Valley high while making omelets wtf is wrong with them
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This is like, a single screenshot full of drama LMAO
On the other side we have a lizard vs stray cat "ugh" "ugh" match, a tense family drama ft. an orphan and his fake dad and not-dad-who-bought-milk-for-400-years, and Epel being the perfect little being he is cleansing the world of all its evil.
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I don’t know why but the Tweels reactions to us fucking up a meal in the culinary crucible has got to be my favorite.
And idk why I just love Jade’s pouty face
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I'm finding everyone getting angry at Lilia being such a picky judge due to his Culinary Crimes tm so funny. I was exactly the same when I saw him give a 1 for the first time.
However, I have an extra reason I feel salty and betrayed and I need more people to talk about it.
Lilia is BIASED AS HECK!
I was happy to see Lilia judging because Lilia has judged twice before this point.
In these Crucibles. And guess what? HE WAS A LENIENT JUDGE IN BOTH!
From the wiki:
And my own screenshots from the Crucibles:
Giving the exact same score as our Beloved Ruggie, Mr. Clean Plate Food is Food himself, and giving a 3 on the first time I did a recipe (where Epel and Kalim gave 1s, wow sirs). I loved to see Lilia. He was my favorite judge.
So after experiencing this, I was expecting this type of scoring this time around. But OH NO!
WHY?!
Other judges don't have this kind of 180! Most they'll do is move a tier, and even then that only depends on if a "very" tier is there.
So how does Lilia go from being a real one to Anton Ego in this Crucible?
My theory: Man's hecking biased.
Who cooked in those other Crucibles?
Clubmate Kalim and Malleus "Basically Lilia's Other Son" Draconia! THE FAVORITISM!
I jokingly suspected him of this Bias during In Pursuit of Eggcellence, but I decided against it because Lilia has a weird pallete. But here he is giving out 1s like he's writing binary code!
He doesn't have any strong, personal connections to Ace or Idia (well, he does with Idia, but he doesn't know that!). So he has no reason to be nice! (Though if he judges again and goes back to being lenient, that means he just had a vendetta against these two for some reason)
I think we need to be making him accountable for this, his judging is a whole conspiracy! HIS CRIMES GO DEEPER!
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this might be the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen
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Ace you gotta take one for the team I'm sorry.
Idia can't afford to get oil on him. His whole head is literally on fire.
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