I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.
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really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.
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still obsessed w cunk on earth
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“The Imperium of Man was founded in 30,000 AD. Almost 28011 years after Belgian techno anthem: Pump Up The Jam”
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I do love those magnus archives fics where the eye is just in the backs of Jon's and Elias' heads just fact-checking people. Its like
Jon : Its hard to believe I'm walking through the ruins of the first ever city
The eye : It's cause he's not. That's in Iraq, wich is miles away. And fucking dangerous
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