#curse of strahda

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so far the car of strahd has been more dating sim than grimdark horror grinder. this is fine with me, i don’t like running super-depressing stuff for long periods because i lose motivation.

however. the party just killed rahadin in the most embarrassing way possible (warlock’s patron possessed him and walked him off the drawbridge) and i am legitimately concerned for their welfare.

[revivivivify]

I feel bad for everybody whose curse of strahd game doesn’t replace baba lysaga with an incredibly hot nonbinary vistana who happens to have a house with chicken legs

(and the vistani are cold-resistant variant tieflings. with fuzzy tails. and magic tattoos/markings they can store weapons in.)

[mybelovedintrepidheroes]

I'm playing curse of strahd with two other people and today i got to tame a blue baby dragon bc my character knows draconic 😭😭

i named him Azmondeus!

we also found a black, goth, trans rooster that's named coal 😌

[caladvonzarovich]

Christmas is almost here... so. Here is Strahda Claus. I embrace my cringe. Instagram: caladwen.art

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curse of strahd DMs:

your players WILL adopt victor. he can insult them, admit to two murders and agree to cover up a third, mention cursing a man into insanity, and generally sulk, and it will not matter. they will adopt him. you cannot escape.

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two sessions into curse of strahda and my players are already planning to cuck the countess by romancing ireena. so. we’ll see how that goes for them

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who are my victor stan mutuals. failing that who wants to see my loser victor vallakovich battle token

lore below the cut (players i think you already know all this)

trans man

his parents weren’t on board with this because they wanted him to marry stellis wachter (male in my game)

in response he created the Titripper, a spell which, you guessed it, rips your tits off, and then refused to answer to anything other than victor

stellis’ curse was accidental. i mean he meant to hex him, but it also was meant to wore off. oops

he has rather a lot of chest scars because he basically detonated a bomb in his chest re. the Titripper

the reason he can’t get the teleport circle working (and fucked up Stellis’ charm spell) is because he’s dyslexic

victor showed up last game to fix a fight i had accidentally balanced badly. he appeared out of invisibility in his underwear, cast fireball three times, and then stole henrik van der hoort’s pants.

a king.

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writing the funniest bulletpoint in my curse of strahd notes only to realize it can never be spoken (i’m moots with 2/3 of my players)

if y’all want to hear the new way i’ve found to fuck up everyone’s favorite sad blond boy, i’ll make a blacklist tag for the two of them