This might only be funny to me, but consider: Porsche randomly referencing Absolutely Unhinged bartender/service worker drama, with zero context or follow up. "What does getting hit with a folding chair have to do with bachelorette parties, Porsche??"
why would a bachelorette party not involve at least one person getting slammed with a folding chair smh Theerapanyakuls 🙄
but nooooo omg nonny, you're not the only one who would find that hysterical 👀 I imagine it first coming up like;
Kinn: and I was Porsche's worst customer 😘
Porsche, not even looking up: eh, you were maybe a 4
Kinn: a fo- what!
Porsche, mulling it over: 3.5?
Kinn: I literally kidnapped you and you had to swim the Chao Phraya
Porsche: oh good point. solid 4 for sure then
Kinn:
Kinn: what
Kinn is dying of curiosity. his brothers are dying of curiosity. Chay's nodding sagely next to Porsche and not explaining anything. all the mafia guards think they're hot shit for brushing off the guns out during training, none of them can even conceive of the nightmares that are "let me speak to your manager." Kinn shooting an apple off Porsche's head is only the eighth scariest thing Porsche has had to keep a straight face through. any time anyone tries to ask Porsche more about these things, Porsche just grimaces and says he'd rather not dwell on bad experiences. everyone is dying of curiosity.
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I get a little giddy when someone specs a unique color on their car. I’m sick of the sea or black, white, and silver…
- I say, as I own 3 black cars
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Porsche 993 Cafe Racer, 2024 (1995). A restomod based on a mid-90s 993 series Porsche 911 Cabriolet that has been modified to resemble a 1950s Porsche 550 Spyder. The project, which is yet to be cpmpleted, has been undertaken by a Porsche enthusiast from Scottsdale, Arizona.
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