#cut that out

[slaughtrtime]

if you make a genderbend of a guy and remove everything that is appealing about the guy (weight, scars, wrinkles, age, etc) and opt to make her look like a model in her 20s smooth skin big breasts small waist huge thighs. well. ill rip your head off and use your skull as a goblet

[yogsandchaos]

Bro why are people putting my shitpost takes on philza in peoples inboxes don’t be fucking rude if someone’s just vibing with their angst I may think it’s kinda silly to imagine actual angst with him forever but the people making that content are just vibing don’t be rude and use my words to bother them, good vibes only

[mattsmemes]

🚑 🚨 🏨 ⚕️ 🩺

[ghostsessioned]

I am trying to annoy the shortbread so for now I am not sorry and will be doing it again

[a-shrieking-cloud-of-bats]

phantom notes

[justagingerwithredhair]

The Sisyphean nature of hunger is killing me. I just ate a few hours ago, and my body is telling me we're hungry again? Girl, we have done jackshit and fuckall between now and our last meal. What are you doing that requires so much sustenance? Is there a way to get like... an energy receipt from my flesh vessel? What is taking all my damn energy?

[oviraptoridae]

here's what ur gonna do. ur gonna get a plain tshirt from anywhere. from ur closet or ur dad or the thrift store or whatever. then ur gonna go to the dollar store or whatever equivalent u have in ur country. ur gonna get fabric paint and a sponge. ur gonna go home and take a cereal box or a cover of a magazine or something similar. ur gonna draw a design on it [or words. or print out a picture and trace it onto the cardstock) and cut out a stencil. then ur gonna use the sponge to dab the paint onto the shirt using the stencil. ur gonna do that thinly in 2-3 coats until it's opaque but not too stiff. then ur gonna let it dry for 24 hours. ur gonna cover that shirt with a thin towel and press an iron against the design for 30 seconds. then ur gonna wash it & wear it. got it?

[pseudospectre]

So it turns out you can just buy old x-rays off ebay

[1alchemistart]

that's right babygirls i still have more JKAWLKLSDF

i always thought it'd be fun if ladybug had wings so i gave her some bc yes

[irregularbillcipher]

nobody understands this highly popular fictional character at all except for me and my carefully curated panel of mutuals

[featheredpheonix]

Incredibly disappointing behavior made all the more cynical by it happening just after Pride Month

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

SHE REDSTONED WHAT???

[valtsv]

having long hair is fun but it does mean accepting that you have an entity on your head that understands the concept of the sunk cost fallacy and will not hesitate to remind you of this

[sanctus-ingenium]

VIII Strength redraw

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Some bonus art, I initially started making this in a totally different art style but changed my mind about halfway through lmao, here are the parts I finished

[pine-needle-scuffle]

You gotta be fucking kidding me, man, who is setting off fireworks. Why???