I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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Hey, you’re kinda my type. Do you like waking up to the sound of handcuffs being tightened around your wrists?
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Did you know you can just have your partner wear a collar when you’re just hanging out? Cuddling? Watching a movie? And then you get to see how good they look in it and loop your finger through it to pull them in for a kiss, and…
Anyway, collars. Yes.
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