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y/n: btw, do you guys have a significant other?? *smirks*
thor: yeah, jane
clint: yeah, my wife
fury: yeah I have 2 wives
steve: hold up-
steve: two??
steve: Isn't that cheating??? I thought you could only have one?
y/n: It's called polyamory, steve
steve: wait - how do you know about that??
y/n:
y/n: *looks to tony and natasha* uumm-
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Day 2
Blacksmith: "Hey, are those new skeletons? They look cool. Let me know if they need some armor!"
Me: "Yes, thank you. I just raised them this morning, actually." tries very hard to look aloof.
Blacksmith: "So what happened to the old ones?"
Me: "It matters not. I believe they were shattered by a bear, perhaps. As a necromancer I am trained to remain unconnected to the undead that serve me."
Me, several hours earlier: sobbing heavily over freshly dug graves labelled 'Terrence', 'Olivia', and 'Pickles'.
Blacksmith, unconvinced: "Mhm, no connection at all, huh?"
Me: "None whatsoever." is fighting back tears.
Blacksmith, grinning: "Then why did I see you baby talking to your new ones, and naming them just an hour or two ago?"
Me: "Wh-huh..a-n-No! I would never!" blushes and flees.
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Y/N: Just be yourself.
Tony: 'Be myself'? Y/N, I have one day to win Peter over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Bruce: Couple weeks.
Natasha: Six months.
Clint: Jury’s still out.
Tony: See, Y/N?
Tony: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
-incorrect quotes generator
this is too hilarious
i can't-
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And how I wish you to be mine again. Yes, my dear past-self, this cruel world calls for your boldness lest I should drown in their mind games.
POV: the character development in MC turned out to be a bad move in their cruel world
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