#damin wayne

[zack-creeper]

Is this a Birdy or the Devil

Danny gets turned into a goose, and instead of trying to fix it, he goes to Gotham and plays the untitled goose game irl.

He makes objections and keeps them in a little backpack. He also sings honk honk revolution in his downtime.

Batman doesn't know how to deal with a rogue goose. No one does not even Damian. At some point, Joker tries to kill the goose, only to get his joy buzzer, flower squirter, and joke gun taken by the feathery menace.

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Ghostwriter was really asking for soup time at this point.

He had apologized for his first Christmas truce before, last year he even convinced Clockwork to help him make a copy of the original work he had ruined.

So why in god’s gracious earth did he wake up to Amity Park being in a hallmark movie.

Danny glared as the people milled about the center of town like they haven’t since the portal opening.

It was unnerving, the only thing really missing from the equation was some out of town love interest or something.

“Hey, excuse me.”

Tall and built with black hair and blue eyes.

Oh you got to be-

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Dick tried to make himself look more charming as the guy he approached turned around.

When he heard that the justice league were getting concerning calls about a town In Illinois, he saw an out from the Christmas gala.

Sure Dick enjoyed the season, but the fact that he has to spend a large amount of the winter season putting up a front as the perfect firstborn was not something he wanted to do unless he had to.

That being said, the town was a bit unnerving. He hadn’t seen anything supernatural per say but the constant cheer is something he had only ever seen on the silver screen of his home. He had tried to approach several different people only to be met with seasons greetings and promptly ignored when as they ran off to do whatever small towns do for the holidays.

This guy at least wasn’t plastering a smile on his face.

“Hey, excuse me I’m new in town and looking around, my name is-“

“Let me guess, Rupert or Orlando or some shit.”

“What?”

“Well it has to be pompous and annoying. It’s kind of a trend and shit last time I checked.”

“I have no clue what you’re talking about man I just wanted to ask-“

The man snorted as he left, throwing over his shoulder with a large amount of snark,

“For a tour around town? A place to stay? A friendly face? Sorry man, man but I’m not interested. The town square is full, ask someone else I have a date with a caffeine addiction.”

Dick watched a bit stupefied as the guy weaves into the ground and out of his eyesight.

“Well he seemed charming.”

Dick raised his phone to the earpiece and sighed,

“Yeah well, he’s the first person who didn’t sound like they weren’t on a script so far. I didn’t even know that midwesterners took Christmas so seriously. How long until you reach town Jay?”

I’m reaching midtown just about now. It looks like Santa took a shit on every-“

There was a sudden squeal of tires as the line cut.

Oh no.

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Jason gasped as he tried to calm his breath glancing at the guy he almost hit on his bike.

Jesus Christ that was close.

“Shit man are you alright?”

“Peachy. Always liked pancakes and all that.”

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Danny felt a blush hit him as the behemoth of a guy let out a snort. It was embarrassing that he didn’t notice the guy until he almost became a smear, the dude was built like a tank and wearing a red helmet.

“I shouldn’t’ve taken that turn that quickly.. sometimes forget I’m not at home.”

“Oh yeah? Where’s home for you?”

“Gotham if you believe that.”

“Explains why you drive like you’re chased by death.”

“You have no idea..”

He took off his helmet with another snort and shake of the head. A white wisp in a sea of black shook out while mirthful blue eyes met his.

Crap..

“Name’s Jason. You are?”

“Nunya,”

The guy raised a brow mildly confused.

“Pardon?”

“Nunyabusinessbye!”

Danny took off before he was done with the sentence. He could feel eyes on his retreat for the second time today.

‘Jesus, smooth recovery Fenton.’

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Tim rubbed his eyes as he listened to his older brothers bicker over the coms.

He couldn’t understand the issue with the surveillance! All the cameras and mics are properly functioning but for some reason everything is corrupted and it’s driving Tim up a wall!

A break, Tim needed a break from this Airbnb and something caffeinated.

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‘Just ten minutes, ten minutes and he could get his drink, he could rant to his friends on the group chat afterwards and wait out the story. ‘

And with as much bravo as any tired young adult, he entered the shop.

Danny almost left the cafe as he heard another unfamiliar voice bellow out.

“What do you mean you don’t have coffee, it’s a coffee shop!”

Blue eyes, black hair, surprisingly smaller than the first two and eye bags that could rival Danny some nights.

Danny was done.

Fuck the treaty this was war.

[therealladylucifer]

DC canon can be good sometimes

[coloredsnowo]

Weirdly specific birthday gifts the batfam gave each other:

For Dicks birthday alfred bought a reinforced chandelier that can handle being climbed and swung on without falling to the fucking floor (partially a gift to everyone)

Jason got Tim a mug that says “number one coffee addict they say ill sleep when im dead. unrelated but Jason has gotten far more sleep than me”

its in the ugliest fucking font you’ve ever seen and has a picture of jason doing a thumbs up on the back

all the kids chipped in and got bruce a huge bat stuffed animal with a heart that says “my kids tolerate me”

he cried.

Steph and Tim got cass noose cancelling headphones that say “sexiest autistic on the planet”

Dick got jason little figurines of a blue bird and a hawk wearing their vigilante costumes.

he cried.

[batcavescolony]

Toxic fans: Batman is a dark character, he would never-

Batman:

[superheroeater]

how can you see bruce who wants to help and save people so desperately that he would die for it and go yeah he definitely hits his kids

(im talking about writers)

[headcanonthings]

Steph: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Damian: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Dick: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Tim: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Jason: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Clark, on babysitting duty:...I have emotional scars?

Batkids:...

Steph: Okay, you can stay but you're on thin ice

[ultfreakme]

It’s so funny when damijons write about Damian hating Jay when Damian’s the first and biggest fan of Jay and his stream ‘The Truth’. Like he introduced Jon to Jay, he talks about Jay to Dick so often that Dick decided to sponsor Jay & team up with him. He saw Jon in the presence of Jay and went “ooooh you’re into each other aren’t you? Good job”, then he went to fight alongside Jon & Jay to save Gamorra.

He respects Jay so much that he literally told Jon “hey, look at this person doing things no one else is brave enough to do, you should check him out for more direction.”

Like Damian Al-Ghul/Wayne is a Jay Nakamura stan in canon. He is literally fighting people on twitter defending Jay. #1 JonJay shipper.

(and I need Jon to totally support Flatline and cheer Damian from the sideline like Hiccup did for Toothless that one time)

[luvly-writer]

“You are my sunshine”

Part 7: Masquerade Gala?

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Jason Todd x Latina! Reader

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Warnings: none

Series: Finished

Author’s note: none, Enjoy!

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[twinkothydrake]

BDE will be proportional to the vote split at the end of the voting period

[secondgenerationnerd]

Pls one where milagro meets the teams parents for the first time (and sees how much roy and lian are actually alike(I love lian and roy sorry not sorry)

Don't be sorry! We love to see it!

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After getting settled and a gruelling training session, the newly formed Omega squad wait for dinner. Jaime had to go handle something, so Milagro finds herself watching a movie with the others. Lian has her arrows spread across the coffee table, checking them with a pack of tools. Tim and Damian had picked up their earlier argument. Definitely brothers. They’re worse than her and Jaime. The team looks up as the door opens.

"Daddy!" Mar'i flies to a handsome man with dark hair. He catches her easy, spinning on his heels.

"Hiya, Starshine!" He kisses her cheek, "You have a good day?"

Mar'i nods, then points to Milagro, "This Milagro. She's friend."

"It's nice to meet you, Milagro," The older man offers her a warm smile. He looks so much like his daughter, "Jaime's told us all about you. He's really proud of you, y'know. I'm Dick, Mar'i's dad and Damian's oldest brother."

"Grayson!" Damian scowls at Tim, "Inform our brother that supervision is not required!"

"And tell Damian I'm following orders!"

“The orders are stupid! I don’t need supervision!”

“You’re 13!!”

Balancing Mar'i on his hip, the older man discusses the argument with his brothers. Milagro knows that they're a 'patchwork family', as Mami says, but it's weird to see the similarities. Dark hair, different textures. Light eyes. More people walk into the room. 

Jon smiles as his mother kisses his forehead, telling him his father will be there soon. Lois Lane is one of the most beutifully intelligent women Milagro’s ever seen. Her mother listens to her reports more than anyone else’s, though she never tells Milagro why. 

The twins run to their parents--a tall, redheaded man and beautiful Korean woman-- already talking at a million miles an hour. Definitely Bart's family. Irey pulls her mother over to the two new heroes, "Mom, this is Milagro Reyes and Colin Wilkes."

Jai might have his mother's coloring, but Irey has her smile. Linda offers both children her hand, "It's nice to meet you all. I'm Linda. My husband, Wally, is currently reminding our son that popcorn is not a full meal."

"Fucking shit!" Lian huffs, reaching for another tool. A second redheaded man snorts as he kisses her head.

"Remind me who taught you those words, Squeaker?"

"You and Mom. Uncle Jay helped." She hands him the arrow head, "Can you do this wire for me, Dad?"

"No, but I'll teach you." Plopping down, Roy takes a look at the arrow. Lian might take after her mother, but her movements? All her father. They both lean close to the arrow head, heads tilted just so. Botj bite their tongue as they concentrate. After a minute, Roy huffs and reaches for a tool, “Fucking shit.”

“And you wonder why she swears?” Dick calls. 

“I’m well aware. As long as it’s not at someone, I don’t care.”

[coloredsnowo]

dick grayson is so incredibly deep in the closet. hes definitely called himself ‘metrosexual’ at least once. he thinks hes good at hiding it but the whole batfamily definitely knows.

bruce definitely knew first, then tim, then damian, cass/jason/steph, ans duke.

they either pretend like they know nothing . or try to hint/tease at it but he just doesnt get the social queues at all and has no idea they know.

damian 100% walks past him calling him queer all the time but he always thinks hes saying it to tim . even when he isnt in the room. he may be a good detective but oh boy dick cannot pick up on social cues

[charleslucid]

Jason should be able to make comments about how there’s a possibility that Damian is his son actually

[theashesofthefirststar]

Are there any comics about the city of Gotham itself or from the perspective of its citizens

[chariom-inactive]

trans femme damian 🙏

[lostcasefile]

damian wayne is a 100% fluent in chinese