That "someone" you saw was just another idiot parroting HillsAlive videos and exact her dumb arguments people outside of their loser circles have been laughing about already months ago, btw. I find that so funny, ever noticed for them there outright can't really exist an invalid anti-Dany (or anti-Arya) take? If they get cautious about some of their more laughably dumb or gross attacks, it's always because they fear public backlash, they STILL believe in all hateful takes they ever came up with.
I actually think it's the opposite; HillsAlive just recycles popular fanon ideas that have been circulating fandom for years. They get a built-in platform without having to do any work and the people who haven't read the books get their confirmation bias in the form of a "big name" YouTuber.
Either way though, you're absolutely correct. It's difficult to find criticisms for Dany (and Arya) that don't go against an intentional point being made by the author. That isn't to say you can't dislike them but actively demonizing them goes against the story. So much criticism towards them stems from the fact that they're non-conforming and don't follow the rules of a bigoted society. A lot of people have, for whatever reason, decided that since the books are set in a specific time period then George MUST be endorsing said bigotry. But that's also because they read the books at a surface level and project their own morals and opinions. They don't personally like how Dany handles situations so in their mind she's an unfit ruler, but a point George makes is that ruling is difficult and people are complex. He's never going to give us a character who makes perfect decisions without any consequences because that's not the story he's telling. People just want the story to fit their YA, fairytale fantasies and it's never going to happen.
I peeked at my gear on cadrien to check what I need to upgrade since I don’t like transferring kai’s gear (especially since it’s my raid gear lol) between toons but apparently I’ve already gotten both sets of implants for him. somehow. without remembering doing this at all
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: nine
part one here
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You were seated on the couch with your best friend, Dani, in her apartment with bowls of snacks stacked in front of you guys. Dani was the one currently obsessed with the women football since England was hosting the Euros, and would be the one spamming you with edits.
She'd begged you to come tonight to watch the quarter finals with her with England versing Spain. And you'd finally given in, hoping to finally get cultured and then flex off to the group chat that you finally knew the names of more players other than just Lucy Bronze.
And so here you were, your eyes glued on the tv screen as the National Anthem had ended and the match was about to start. Your eyebrows had furrowed in confusion when the line-ups had been displayed for a few seconds before the kick-off whistle was blown. The last names of the Lionesses were somehow familiar, but before you could dwell on it more, it went away.
"Okay so," Dani began, pointing to the different players as the match began. "The blonde one with the number 8 on her back is Leah Williamson, my personal fav, and the captain of the team."
You nodded along.
Leah Williamson. Seems familiar.
"And then the one in goals is Mary Earps. There's Lucy Bronze with the number 2 on her back and Mille Bright next to Leah with number 6. Over there running is Keira Walsh and she has 4 on her back."
Your eyebrows furrowed again when you heard the name Earps and Bright, but decided to ignore it.
"Right there is Lauren Hemp with 11 next to Fran Kirby who's 14, and that one is Rachel Daly with number 3 on her back."
Nahhh, it couldn't be a coincidence, could it? Leah, Earps, Bright, Kie, Lauren, and now Daly?
"Oh, and that's Stanway with the ball. She just passed it to Meado!"
Hold on.
Your eyes widened. "Meado?"
"Yeah, Beth Mead. We call her Meado." Dani nodded, glancing at you and saw that you had a shocked look on your face. "You good?"
"Wait, so would Stanway's first name be Georgia by any chance?" You questioned.
"Yeah, you guessed it right!" Dani laughed. "It looks like my edits are helping."
You forced a smile on your face and nodded along, but internally you were screaming. You grabbed your phone and googled all the players on the football squad including the subs, noticing the resemblance to all the names on the group chat.
Leah Williamson. Georgia Stanway. Ella Toone. Alessia Russo. Beth Mead. Lotte Wubben-Moy. Niamh Charles. Lucy Bronze. Mary Earps. And it went on. Some had only spoken once but you had seen their name.
While Dani was focused on the game, you were lost in your own thoughts. It all seemed like a big joke right now.
The times they'd be in the gym and would be training together. The photos they would send on the chat where they were in what you now realised were their football kits, and the football games they would pass off as a bit of fun. And the fact that Lucy Bronze had commented your post.
It all made sense when you thought about it.
These past few months you'd been chatting with them, you'd thought you had gotten to "know" them better, but really you knew practically nothing because they'd continued to hide about who they were and would change the topic when you did try to bring it up, all while knowing basically everything about you.
And suddenly, you felt very stupid and very played, as well as kinda betrayed.
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter
well done on the match girls!
you guys played great
loved the goals toone and stanway
elton
thank you so much y/n!
stairway
ahh thank you y/n
really appreciate it
wait ....
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT ITS US
neev
oh no
the imposter
have fun messing around with someone
else and hiding your identities from them! xx
the imposter left
meado
what were you guys expecting?
you were literally going to be
on tv playing football
she was bound to see and find out soon
you should've told her sooner
stairway
we messed up didn't we?
willybum
yeah
neev
we gotta fix this
the REAL karate kid
how
she probably hates us
elton
i got an idea
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Recently got back into Dany's world and i got an au idea.
basically, Dany's world, but big crossover tomf#ckery and the twisteds are failed clones of the toons ( except for Dandy and Glisten. Dandy's part-twisted and Glisten is damaged and need alot of support and aid. )
[ a whole bunch of fandoms are gonna be included. not just the ones you see here - ]
Over the course of several years, Jack has made many friends who are all billionaires, including the likes of
Among them are the enigmatic Lex Luthor, King T'challa, the brilliant but sinister Dr. Doom, the elastic genius Mr. Fantastic, the charismatic Tony Stark, the cunning Norman Osborn, the Prince of Gotham, Bruce Wayne, and Oliver Queen.
Jack, being his irrepressible self, has unwittingly brought misfortune upon each of them, driving them to the brink of murderous anger. They share a special friendship. Instead of killing him outright, they preferred to beat him mercilessly until they had exhausted all their frustrations of all these years and all their misfortunes. It's a testament to Jack's uncanny tenacity, like a character from the Looney Toon cartoon.
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Lex: It's like punching Superman, but he's not an alien!"
Tony: No, he is almost as durable as the Hulk!"
Dr. Doom: I, Dr. Doom, forbid you to have this discuss this again; start hitting him again! "
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So despite their rage and violence, all his friends just beat him to the bone with no intention of permanently harming him.
In an ironic gesture of goodwill, they even offer to care for Jack's son Danny, while Jack will recovers from planned hospital visits due to their planned beatings.
Danny: Is this just happening to us? Dad pissed off a billionaire who wanted to exchange me for adoption. And I hope they talk about Jazz too, because Dani also needs a place to stay. They can protect us from Vlad."
A/N:" What does it say about Vlad when they don't even want to kill Jack because of their friendship?
I don’t know anything about Death Note but I am imagining what Looney Toons shit might happen if Light tried killing Danny with it
Notebook returns a 404 error
Ryuk looks at the name and goes “that’s above my pay grade”
The book refuses to take Light’s pen, which works on another sheet of paper. This has the fun consequence of introducing the Death Note as a willing participant in Kira’s murders
It works, but it only forces Danny to go ghost and he’s so sleep deprived he ends up thinking he did it himself on accident and the next day Light sees him and thinks the book broke
Doesn’t work because any of the above, Light learns Danny is trans and uses his deadname (Danielle) and the next thing you know Danny’s little cousin Dani is in town and Also Not Dead
My mind for the last few days: Transformers x Weretoons idea go brrr.
I have an idea for three specific iterations of the franchise. Those are Prime/Rescue Bots, Animated, and Bayverse. Although the latter two choices I can't really got into depth as there is going to be involvement with a Weretoon OC not designed yet.
Luckily for you folks, Prime/Rescue Bots aren't in that category since there's two perfect characters to experiment with! Who you may ask? How about Miko Nakadai and Cody Burns!
The reason behind it is I can give them two completely different backgrounds for their respective Weretoon sides. Plus both sides of the continuity get dragged into Looney Tunes style mayhem. Transformers Prime shall not escape the insanity this time.
Let's start with the female member of the Jasper Trio. Miko is an afflicted Weretoon as she gotten into an incident at 6 years old. She had to get a blood transfusion to save her life with everyone unaware of what the donor actually is.
Her toon has two sides to it. Miko's usual appearance looks exactly like herself as a cartoon but with obvious differences. She shrinks to 4'8 in height, her fingers are mole claws, a pair of little black bat wings, a pink dragon tail, sharp teeth with two peeking out her upper lip, and two little pink tipped black horns on her head.
Her secondary toon form is a MOLE DRAGON. This is because of Miko's trope: Beast Among Us. A toon who possesses takes a mostly inconspicuous normal form to hide their true monster nature. Miko is no exception either.
Her beast form has a 22 ft long Eastern Dragon/Mole hybrid with 7 ft long arms/legs. Miko's fur covered hide is predominantly obsidian in color for the hot pink scaley underbelly, pink tips on her mane, silver whiskers, light brown muzzle, black bat wings, pink bushy tail tip, salmon(color) nose, pink lavender antler like horns and red back spikes. Her muzzle alongside long arms/legs are mole like in nature.
Despite being able to fly, Miko's more dangerous in the ground. She can dig up to 75 mph and spit out blasts of sand like a cannon. A feat that made her first shift a sheer nightmare. Miko ran away from home and later found herself under the loving care of a demolition worker Weretoon.
Cody Burns is a natural born Weretoon from his mother's side and came into his heritage at age 4. (Got it from his great great grandfather with his mother not inheriting it.) Griffin Rock houses a few Weretoons as the place's secluded but also whacky nature keeps them safe from hostile Cartoon Hunters.
Cody's toon form is (ironically) a 6 ft tall bipedal gryphon. His bird half being a Laughing Gull but his arms are hand like wings similar to the Rito from the Legend of Zelda specifically BotW/TotK. Instead of a lion, Cody's lower half is a Pallas Cat with thick fluffy fur and surprisingly eagle feet than said feline's.
He can fly but not for long as his wings aren't fully developed yet. At most Cody can glide without straining himself too much. His trope is Understudy which means he can learn any skill extremely fast if he witnesses in toon form.
Kade, Dani and Graham are his half siblings as he was born from a failed relationship. They love Cody all the same but being left out of everything hurts much more thanks to this common knowledge. He unconsciously clings to the Rescue Bots once they arrive on Griffin Rock.
Speaking of the bots, both sides are in for a wild ride especially the Prime cast. (Rescue Bots got more available knowledge plus Griffin Rock is already insane on it's own.) Toons don't follow the same laws that everyone else does and Weretoons bask in this unique privilege.
Decepticons will not look at humans the same again once Miko pulls out an ink bottle. She can back up her sass as Starscream is getting stared down by a mole dragon straight from a cartoon. And quickly learns that explosions don't do shit either.
Hi Waru. Is Pol going to be a regular on DAZN?? Or like something similar to Dani and Jorge??
Also wondering if you know more about the changes they made with the commentators you liked. It seemed like they knew some good stuff and I enjoy you posting what they say. No worries if not. Just curious
Hi Victoria 👋👋👋👋
So Pol's role is different than Jorge's or Dani's role. He's supposed to be a pitlane reporter/pundit/talk with the riders. What I don't know yet (until tomorrow at least) if he's going to do only MotoGP, or if he's going to do more categories. He's also only doing if he doesn't have to race/do wildcards. In a recent interview he said that he will have a different point of view and maybe he will convince the riders to talk about different things, but he doesn't wan to be to mean as he also will race against them. (He might be talking about him returning to the 2025 grid, but not sure).
So yes, they did a toon of changes during the off-season. We have now a complete MotoGP team formed by a new pundit, Carlos Checa, Dani Pedrosa and Jorge Lorenzo as experts/ex-riders that are supposed to rotated. And in Moto2/Moto3 we have Carles Pérez, who stays and will continue to be the king of the plato and only 1 expert. In this case, he's an ex-Honda engineer (I never remember if he worked with Hayden or Casey) and I think now he's in the European Moto2/JuniorGP. 8or at least until the last year.
We also apparently have 4 pit-lane reporter. Two of them return from last year, another one did the Asian leg and now is a permanent feature, which I'm glad because apparently Ajo is all soft for her (in not a creepy way, just that he apparently likes to talk to her)) and Pol.
It's true that I lost the ones with the ones that knew all the rumors, but at least I got to keep Checa, who is basically Tumblr made men.
We also won a whole new program for Monday's (I think it's on Monday's) post race weekend to analyze what happened.
Don't worry, that I'll keep posting their shenanigans when I can, I just need to get used to the new team
howdy. been a long time since i talked on here hasn't it? im still alive! still kicking, but sadly an majorty of my muse of Bendy has been well. diminished over the years, and i hate that, cause i still remember all the fun times i had on here, all the people i met and made friends with, friends i still talk to this very day, and the character growth we built upon. and seeing how it's a new year now, well. despite my current fixations being on other stuff, i do still think about this place daily because (heavy personal stuff inbound) well. being on tumblr during the bendy phase of 2018 and onwards... helped me. it helped me get through some bad times, bad shit. and overall made me improve a lot better, it was a lot more Positive than DA that was for sure.
i still miss some of the people i used to talk to, like Dani, Oreo's Mun, Avi, those kinds of people, but i feel like mostly it's on me being as active as a cryptid LOL, but those people along with a lot of others have genuinely helped me indirectly become a better person. and for that i thank them, and all of you for still sticking around, waiting for when things can continue, they will! no doubt about that, it's just... gonna take a bit before well. i get back into the groove
my friend Doodlez has been slowly unintentionally getting me back into the Bendy Muse because i genuinely do enjoy talking about my AU, like writing stuff out, talking about the events, changing up old ideas to make way for new ones, and despite how grounded im trying to make this AU feel, i'll never get rid of the whackiness feel it has to it because one, these are toons, and two, demons LOL but yeah, seeing people genuinely listen to me ramble on and on about my Bendy AU, even if it's just the backstory to some of the characters, it's made me feel well. happy. to finally talk about this project that has made me somewhat famous on here lol (i mean i hope so anyways. i know im not on that big big famous kind of level but, i would assume im well known.)
so yeah! uhm, some big changes are in order! i am going to pretty much, try to focus back on this! as much as i can anyways i can't promise that i'll be active 24/7 like i used to be cause im more active on a lot of other platforms and working on other projects but, i can promise that i'll be more semi-active instead of being like an cryptid being spotted once every blue moon. i will be changing up the story an big, mostly the stories that lead up to the current events. try to make them more grounded
and i would also like to revisit some old stuff that happened and try to make them fit more into what i now envision into my AU, while i do miss the friends prowler has made, the friends I have made, i thankfully do still talk to their creators like maxx, Luna, TK, Doodlez, that sort of thing, and im glad to still be in contact with them. but yeah, some big changes are once again in order, stay tune and keep an eye out! who knows, you may see something that will catch you eye!
that's all, let's hope that this year is well. a lot more kind, and to those who took the time to read this, thanks for tuning in but now i gotta head off, stay cool guys.
”Adam is one energetic and playful toon always wanting to play with others. He’s very fond of exercising and encourages toons to be active and healthy just like him.”
”ah yes, Adam and Eve! These two are always full of energy!”
-Dandy after you bought them in the shop
ADAM AND EVE’S TWISTED FORM (Rare)
”This twisted is quite clueless on what he’s supposed to do, only his pet snake is guiding him but that doesn’t mean he’s dumb. When a machine completes he’ll realize what his role is and won’t hesitate to hunt you down, be careful out there!”
-Twisted research
OTHER INFO
To add on to the explanation of his active ability; Eve can still be hit by twisteds but it takes about 2 hits before Eve immediately retreats back to Adam
Due to Adam being all about exercising and being healthy he tends to be kinda annoying with it. He keeps on reminding them to be healthy but he’s just genuinely concerned for his fellow toons
he’s great friends of my friend’s oc by: @dani-tea
(Old art..)
Adam is on good terms with everyone even with shrimpo (although he does have some little bit of beef with Teagan and Glisten)
he smells surprisingly sweet most of the time (if not he smells like watered down candy)
he’s dumb (kinda like knuckles from sonic boom)
he can cook/bake pretty good (surprisingly) but he REFUSES to make any desserts besides a basic fruit salad
De eerste halve finale bracht meteen spanning met een doelpunt van Frankrijk. Maar het bracht de Spanjaarden niet uit balans. Jongeling Yamal hing de bordjes gelijk. Dani Olmo zette in minuut 25 de eindstand al op het scorebord. Zo werden het nog 65 spannende minuten voor 16 deelnemers in de prono. Zij noteerden in de matchprono immers een exacte 2-1.
Bart, Christian, Christoph C., Christoph H., Gert G., Gert P., Hans, Jan, Jef, Jens, Jurgen, Kasper, Maurice, Peter, Sofie en Tom V. rijven daarmee de drie punten binnen.
Met de winst van Spanje lag er ook 1 puntje te wachten op An, Charlotte, Dave, David, Evi, Jago, Jarno, Kim, Lars, Lien, Michael, Michiel, Sander, Seppe, Thomas, Toon en Yves.
Frankrijk verlaat het toernooi zonder een tweede doelpunt van Mbappé. 26 deelnemers zien hun goaltjesdief daarmee uit het toernooi verdwijnen.
Voor Dave, Gert P., Hans, Jeff en Tom V. betekent het vertrek van Frankrijk ook meteen het einde van hun goaltjeskeeper in het toernooi. Maar niet zonder er nog 2 minpunten van te slikken. Frankrijk eindigt daarmee met 3 tegendoelpunten.
Ook goaltjeskeeper Spanje zit nu aan 3 tegendoelpunten. Met het tegendoelpunt dat gisteren werd gescoord ziet Sander zijn totaal met 1 punt verminderd.
Tussenstand
Dat brengt ons bij de tussenstand waar we de top 5 wat dichter bij elkaar zien kruipen.
Bart komt zich op plaats 6 nog opwerpen als kandidaat voor de top 3.
Jarno wil zeker zijn plaats in de top 10 bestendigen en klimt naar positie 8.
Jens (14->13), Seppe (17->16), Jurgen (20->18), Jan (23->20) en Sofie (25 ->21) verbeteren hun positie (naar een plaats) in de bovenhelft.
Jef (25), Christoph H (27), Maurice (29), Jago (31), Christian (35) en Christoph C (38) klimmen 1 of 2 plaatsen in de tweede tabelhelft.
Helemaal onderaan komt Thomas op een gelijk puntenaantal met Filip. De strijd om de laatste plaats (en 6€) kan losbarsten.