#dank humor

[braindamaged007]

[just--gay--things]

Human Size Blanket Burrito <-

[auritra]

[lootboxsemie]

[zwahkmuchoney]

[atbussysparks]

Every depiction of Peter parker's Spider-Man in film is inaccurate. He needs the accent of a certified Jewish new Yorker who delivers pizza on a moped for a living and beats the fuck outta people who do crimes. He shoulda been played by ben stiller or Adam Sandler.

Andrew Garfield baby you did so good as a Jewish Spider-Man keep going sweetie but I won't forget what you did to Sarah Lynn

[ironcladiris69]

Daniel won't recover from this emotional damage

[aggressive-positivity-network]

[beyoncescock]

[uchchhishta-matangini]

[ophilosoraptoro]

[braindamaged007]

[just--gay--things]

Eat the ring enamel pin <-

[midgetgoddess]

[saloomy-memes]

[taranasaurus-chex-mix]

Humans are weirdly obsessed with animal paws like if we were invaded by an alien species and they took us back to their planet where they kept us as pets so commonly that there was a whole market dedicated to human suplies and it was all named stuff like "food for feetsies" and they were obsessed with our little tenticle tipped appendages like that would be pretty weird, but thats exactly what we do with dogs and cats so