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Headcanons of Maria and Jac inviting the gang and their parents/families and partners to a special lunch in the singing restaurant they work at?

Warning, I am working on a animatic of this scene but they sing this

They were happy to received the invitation, they were curious to know where they work and wonder the food is good.

Once they got there, Joe wanted to leave cause all the noise was giving him a headache. To which Nadia scolded him for being rude.

Maria greeted them in a sing song voice and led to two long tables.

Then the performance happens.

Dante’s mom, Vera’s brother. Jane’s dad and Malachite were loving it, happily laughing at the antics of the a staff.

Valerie, Zuri, Stephanie, Misty and Vera was happily humming along.

Nadia, Cece, Dante and Elodie were recording it.

Jane, Vince and Joe were quiet, they liked the performance but wasn’t that into it.

At some point Jack and Roxy joined in to which had the others drag them back.

Once it was over, they applauded with Misty commenting that she might apply here.

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May I please ask for headcanons male recruits reacting what the guys did during the swap please

Can do~!

Both had hard times

For the Recruiters it was hard since no magic was allowed

For the Kemonohito boys and Dante it was hard to act like their other selves and for Mal and Joe to not shower their girlfriends' lookalikes with love

Jack got hooked on Wonderland's tarts

Vince got annoyed on how busy Apple's desk looked so he cleaned it up

It came time to the recruiters to let lose and have a little dance off which made all the boys go "oh shit-" but then it was Malachite and Farja's turn and he added flavor from their world which almost got them caught but all happy all around

As I mentioned before Dante at one point slipped and told Pretty Scar she deserved so much in her love and life and bought her anything she wanted after he couldn't hide back his small crush on Zuri

I feel like AU joe at one point nearly snapped at Ursula for respect which he held back no matter how much it hurt

All the guys were worried beyond death they guys would take a move with their girlfriends

Jack started school and hates it TwT

Dalmatia would stand at the side lines and happily watch Jane and Vera fall in love without a worry in the world

Now, the aftermath was fun!

I feel like Malfie started looking away from Aurora after the swap ended cause for a while all he saw when looking at her was Elodie trying to temp him in a make out session

First thing different was Pretty Scar hugging Dalmatia and thanked him so much for buying so much food for her master and the fellow hyenas which he's like "Huh? HUH????"

Yeah I feel like the Recruiters have cards with money they earn on them so Dante was using that-

Another thing different-

Apple went to his desk and saw it was cleared before thinking and hurriedly searching for something before letting out a scream

As it turned out he wrote a little special letter addressed to Pretty Scar talking about his feelings but it was never finished/had his name on it and now it was gone and sent by Vince when he was cleaning

Don't worry, she assumed the anonymous letter was from Dalmatia

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What would be the Kemonohito siblings and the J&V Crew's reaction if they went to visit Wilhelm and this happened?

Will: *not letting them in for some reason* Now's not really a good time -

Margaret: *walks from behind him obviously in a small hurry, clean dressed but a small mark showing off under her collar* I should get going now. See you tonight?

Will: of course *returns the kiss when Margaret leans up and gives him a smooch*

Margaret: *walks off*

Sorry for the delay in the asks.

Malachite: Smirking and chuckling.

Cece: Also smirking, and wolf whistling.

Vince: Smacking his forehead, and blushing hard

Nadia: Giggling uncontrolably.

Joe: Tries his best to not look disgusted

Zuri: Blushing hard.

Jack: Groans cause there is now a Vince 2.0

Jane: Also wolf whistling and cackling

Vera: Blushing and covering her eyes

Dante: Pray to unsee it.

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Have to ask for Halloween, do the brothers do any couples costumes with their girlfriends? Would Zuri and Dante do a costume for giggles??

I'll keep it short

Malachite and Elodie would be Christine and The Phantom from Phantom of the Opera. They would just dress for the occasion and just watch movies

Vince and Stephanie would dressed as cats. They just wore black clothes slapped a pair of cats ears on their heads, both were busy and this was the best they could do, they also watched movies

Joe and Misty would be a pair of zombies, Misty said the costume was perfect cause he looked like a zombie when he didn't have his coffee. They both accompanied Jack and Roxy to a party but like watching over them

Jack and Roxy would be Jessie and James from Pokemon, they'll go to Halloween parties to just to prank others.

Dante and Zuri were Finn and Jake for laughs. Zuri was a special guest in J&V's Halloween special

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What does the Kemonohito family and the ICarly trio do for Pride Month?? Headcanons? Maybe headcanons of when they get invited to Jac's pride party??

I know Pride month ended but oh well. Also, it's best to call them the J&V crew, not iCarly.

The Kemonohitos would decorate their home filled with rainbows and LGBTQ+ flags.

The J&V would make a special video for Pride and how important it is for all to accept. When they got some bigoted comment on the video, they would delete it or clapped back.

They were some bigots who were vandalising the gym, they got either got cold water sprayed on them or beat up.

For Jac's party, I think they would have a great time!

Though, the major concern was keeping Jack and Nadia from being too wasted.

Not to mention have to politely turn down some thirsty people, and gently tell them they were straight. (Malachite and Vince).

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Headcanons based off this?

Ivan and Dante are in Ivan's fancy studio apartment looking at fashion ideas and chilling out having fun when suddenly Ivan turns to his new friend and said, "How...do you ask someone out? I would ask Jac but knowing his record-"

A/N: Just a warning, I don’t how relationships work either, lol. Never been in one.

Dante paused from drawing pondered on what he said.

He never been in a relationship, he was too career focus care, and mom made him prioritize school more

Dante: I honestly have no idea. Never been a relationship, too focused on my own life.

Ivan: Seriously?

Dante: I’ll just ask Nadia

Nadia and Jac were similar so she must know.

Calling his friend and putting it on speaker phone

Nadia: What’s up?

Dante: We have a question.

He proceeded to explain Ivan’s situation, Nadia remained silent.

Nadia: Well, when someone wants to ask me out we have a good conversation. I always turn away the person who is too straightforward in wanting sex, so having a good conversation first then asking them out is good.

Ivan: I see, thank you

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What if the AU boys swapped clothes and places with the recruiter boys without telling anyone as a prank? I like to think once things are back they realize something's up and happened while that happened, one of which I'll give to you

AU Boys' GFs (after the swap): Well, this is a shock

Mal/Jack/Joe/Vince: Hm? Me kissing you?

AU Boys' GFs: Yeah. I mean, you kind of spent last week not even kissing me let alone a make out session. You even looked away when I took a bath

Mal/Jack/Joe/Vince: *silently has new respect for the guys*

It was Au Jack’s idea, he wanted to see how many people they can trick and compare lives.

His brothers had weren't so sure about it, especially if their mom and grandma can sense if it wasn't them, but Jack waved them off and retorted that she won't say anything if it's in good nature. It took time but they agreed.

Since they basically look alike they don't need to change anything except for Apple, Malfie and Jack. Au Jack and Malachite managed to buy multiple washable tattoos replicating their own, but him and Vince had to pierce their counterparts ears.

"Are you two sure you know what your doing?" Apple questioned as he and Malfie laid down with ice cubes on their ears as they wait for Vince and Mal heat the needles. The rest were at the sides waiting.

"Relax, me and Vince pierce our friends ears as well as some family friends." Malachite reassured, finally sterilizing the needles.

"It's true, they're the ones who did Vera and Jane's ears." Dante added.

Malfie and Apple weren't convinced but they came this far.

"Now, on the count of three remove the ice cubes." Vince instructed with a lemon and needle in hand.

"1."

"2."

"3."

Screams were heard that day.

Once they were all given a brief lecture to do and what not do they were ready.

Dalmatia had pleasant time talking to Dante's mother at dinner, she didn't realize her son was switched which was good and now had to sit while the woman piled his plate and talking about her new project.

"Darling are they even feeding you in school? Here have more, you look too skinny. Also, after school you have to help get some new fabrics for fashion line that's coming up."

"Yes, mum."

"Hey brat, pass the sauce." Cece asked. There was pause with the four other males, wondering who was she talking too. Dinner with the Kemnohitos was something, for one most of the time they had to use chopsticks. They were thankful they were taught some Japanese etiquette before coming.

"Well? Jack?" That brought them back to life.

"Huh? Oh yeah, here sis." He gave her the small bowl. She raised an eyebrow at him but took it.

"Boys are you okay? You all have been acting strangely." The mother asked, concern in her eyes.

"We're fine mom, nothing to worry about." Malfie replied, trying to be as casual as possible.

"Maybe their girls have been blue balling them." Nadia snickered. Joe yelled in protest, that seemed to be normal cause she just stuck her tongue out to him.

The next morning the boys were woken up early by the girls, saying they had to work out. They thought nothing and thought it was like jogging or something like that.

They were so wrong.

It was a brutal combat exercise, where they had to not only train with sandbags on tied on their body and fight dummies, they had to spar with the girls who were just ruthless.

By the end of it they were on the ground sweating heavily.

Thankfully something like this was normal and they weren't questioned.

As they got their bags they noticed the girls were kissing the woman on the head and getting their heads patted by the grandmother, it felt weird doing it but it was nice.

So far so good.

Meanwhile the Kemonohito brothers and Dante were doing the best they can to not get notice by other recruits. In the hotel they stayed they had a gym which the brothers used for their daily exercised but were caught by Farja who immediately questioned them. It was hard to speak to someone who looked so much like their sister but Vince gave her an excuse about being more fit which was fine with her.

They tried they're best to act like their counterparts, but they can't help but slip.

Such as Au Joe and Vince braiding Farja's hair with flowers, Au Jack jumping on Ms. Hades' back and demanding a piggyback ride, Malachite kissing PS's forehead when she's upset and Dante buying take out and throwing it on Lady Hock's and Veil's faces thinking they would catch it.

While the girls thought they were being weird, Ms. Hades had sneaking suspicion.

With work however was another story, they came to their shows enough times to get what they're doing but in all honesty and respect to them, they found this a bit embarrassing.

But they tried to bear with it and by the third day they couldn't take it anymore.

So as everyone was getting ready for the show, the boys were preparing as well. Once the audience was in place they got started.

Everyone including the rest of the recruits and hosts were taken aback when music blasted through the speakers.

🎵Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey🎵

Mr. V wanted scold them for doing such a stunt but he can't deny it was attracting a large crowd and everyone was loving it, including the other hosts.

The female recruits however had a nagging feeling when they saw the performance but didn't say anything cause it was working and confirming Ms. Hades' thoughts.

At the end of the song, the boys simply introduced themselves ad who they're villains were.

"So what do you think?" Malachite asked through the mike. "Is the villains world more alluring than the heroes?"

He received a chorus of multiple yes's. He grinned.

"Then join us in our world, where you can experience sin without consequence." He finished with a wink, earning multiple screaming fangirls.

Once the show was done, Mr. V came up to them with a frown.

"I want to be mad at you guys for doing this but since it was a major success and everyone loved it, continue."

The boys blinked at his words and slowly nodded. After that they went back to the hotel.

Ms. Hades came up to them, and gave Dante a piece of paper and left, curious they opened it.

'If we have to got our villains, be sure compose yourselves and do not slip' Was all it said. The boys froze but were on guard.

They preformed for four more days, getting more and more people to join and at the same time making Mr. V rich. (He began charging), until it as time to go to their villains.

Vince had to suffer the Evil Queen's vanity and give her compliments every thirty minutes and gather ingredients for her potions, which wasn't bad just tiring.

Malachite had to try his hardest on acting as Malfie, which was difficult itself. Maleficent kept looking at him oddly but said nothing.

Honestly nothing changed for Au Jack so kept acting like normal so the Queen of Hearts didn't notice anything. But sometimes he would use any long material as drumming sticks and drum, which caught the attention of the other soldiers but they said nothing nd thought he was letting out steam.

Au Joe had to use a potion to turn himself to an octopus, both amazed and scared him. Ursula barely noticed anything so he was good, except the eels who glared at him.

Dante was an amazing help to Cruella with her designs. She loved how each and everyone of them were so alien and yet stylish. Horace and Jasper didn't notice anything different.

So far none of the villains notice thing which eases them, well almost.

Jack, Joe, Vince and Mal had some anxiety hen they remembered that their other selves have to spend time with their gfs to not arouse suspicion. They were praying hard that they won't overstep any boundaries.

Once the week was over, the boys swapped clothes and went back to their respective homes and nothing seemed to change.

That was until they went back to school.

The brothers found their gfs by the school stairs and made a sneak attack to kiss them.

"Oh my, what a shock." Commented Elodie.

"What? Me kissing you?"

"Actually, all of you guys for like a week." Zuri replied.

????

Their girlfriends quickly dragged them away from their friends and sisters.

Stephanie explained that the boys were oddly chaste with them, refraining from kissing them and just accepted cuddles.

Misty added that Joe had look away when she showered.

Roxy admitted it was weird and missed the intimacy.

Meanwhile their bfs were giving the other guys silent respect.

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Can I please ask for headcanons of Cece, Vince, Zuri, and Dante meeting Sia, Wilhelm, Aya, and Ivan?

Since this is basically the same I’ll mashed them up

This is how they see each other first:

Zuri would find Aya adorable! She'd be fascinated by her vitiligo, reminding her of a work of art. She's happy to know she can fight will teach her some moves too.

Vince nearly snorted when he saw Wilhelm, he couldn't believe this was him. He was relieved to know he was competent in fighting. They bond over the few thing they like

Cece snorted when she found out they share the same name and her nickname was Cel-Phone. Honestly, Cece would think she's a more badass and less introverted version of her, suggested to humiliate her ex-fiancee and family, especially her sister.

Dante wanted to know who hurt this guy. Also would be fascinated with his vitiligo, now think about a new fashion line for his mom's store. Would likely compare fashion ideas and learn form each other.

"Oh my god, I'm turned into Nadia." Is what Jack thought when he took one good look at Jac. At least their personalities were more or less the same. Lets him play with his drums and have drinking contests.

"Huh, so me but cooler." Jane thought. She admires Jan for removing herself from the toxic bio-family and her journey to Spain.

Malachite wishes to track his family and beat the ever loving shit out of all of them, especially his father and brothers. He admires his photography skills and thought of commissioning him to take pictures for the band.

Another case of we have the same name, Joe honestly doesn't see the difference between them except the other version of him is smoking weed. Shows him videos games he borrowed (stole) from Cece.

Vera just wants to wrap Maria in a blanket and hand her hot cocoa. She's surprised her version of Frollo was decent.

Nadia would question her on why would she like mythological cheaters, but honestly they would get along great.

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Can I ask for headcanons on how the AU peeps would act and do if they were stuck with the villains for 3 days? No swapped clothes just accidentally stuck dealing with each other

I for some reason Hook crying somewhat after she was gone for like three hours so that's fun-

In return the recruiters are stuck on earth

It all started at the house of mouse, Von Drake has been showcasing a device that show everyone different dimensions and worlds. But for some reason, probably Pete, it malfunctioned.

Everyone ducked when it started blasting light, and in awful timing. The villains just came with their recruits who tried to shield them(Ursula grabbed Joe as a shield). The room was enveloped by a bright light, making everyone cover their eyes. Once it died down, standing there were not their recruits but their lookalikes.

Vera, Jane and Dante were just brainstorming for their show with the help from the Kemonohito siblings when the room flashed bright.

The Kemonohito siblings and their friends just blinked,wondering what the fuck just happened. Mickey came down to explained what happened and promised Von Drake will fix it soon. But the duck looked nervous.

“Actually, I need… Three days to fix it.”

There was pause, suddenly Jack rushed forward, gripping his coat.

“What do you mean three days?! I have a date with my girlfriend tonight!"

"Jack calm down!" "Quit that brat!"

It took his siblings to pry him away from the poor duck who as now frazzled.

Mickey had to lead them to a table to discuss the situation better.

The Queen of Hearts suggested that they live with them. Mickey protested, so did the rest of the heroes.

"It's fine." Malachite insisted. "We'll manage."

"Considering all of you posed as our henchmen for a week, I'd say thee day are nothing." Jafar remarked.

They flinched at that.

After both swaps were done, the villains had a meeting and mentioned how weird the recruits were and came to a conclusion they swapped with their counterparts.

“Except Vera, cause Veil said the old geezer would know.” Jane added. Frollo sneered and Hades snickered.

“Holy shit!” Jack exclaimed, staring at his phone in shock.

“There are children here!” Merryweather scolded. He ignored her and showed the others his phone.

“Roxy texted me!” “So?” “We got signal here!”

This got their attention and quickly checker their phones, sure enough there was.

Jack showed them the message (“Foxy Roxy?” “Shut up.”) Roxy texted that their mom informed them all what happened and wished him well.

With that out of the way, they began to plan on how to survive three days with the villains.

Dante offered Vera to stay with him and not deal with Frollo. But she declined, stating she’ll just spend her time with Quasimodo and she’ll look for more ideas for J&V

Cece was more concerned with one thing-

“Hey! Who let my deadbeat brother in here?!”

She made quick work, grabbing the rubber gloves from Goofy (don’t ask), and caught the thunderbolt.

Everyone started at her shock. Someone, a mortal no less, caught Zeus’ bolt.

Hades at first was jaw-dropped but laughed hysterically at his brother’s face.

Young lady give that back!” “Sorry old man but I need this!” She turned her attention to Vin Drake.

“Do you have a lab with you?“ He nodded. “Good, I need it.” She turned to her friends and siblings.

“Get me ten jars, a pair of scissors, tape, and some rubber.”

“What are you doing?” Joe questioned.

“Being a mad scientist.”

Meanwhile, Valerie just finished contacting the kids’ guardians while the recruits sat in the living room.

That damn duck. Doesn’t he check his contraptions before showcasing them to an audience?

Veil was examined the room in wonder, being the only one who never swapped, this was an amazing experience.

The woman came back, informing them that they have to wait three days to go back.

Some like Jack and Joe were okay cause they can get break, while others like Ms. Hades were a bit annoyed cause of the work that might pile up.

Back with the AU kids, they were with their counterparts respective villains. Cece created a charging station out of the materials she had and worked. Except for Dante since they was already functioning electricity where he went.

They all had to wear another set of clothes from their counterparts to make things easier.

Vince just did Apple’s usual work such as getting her ingredients for her potions but she has asked him about Stephanie and wondered if the girl was the same as Snow White. The huntsman had to remind himself numerous times that he wasn’t Apple.

Malachite just did some chores around her castle, sure it was a bit difficult due to the lack of technology but he found an easy spell to help him. Maleficent enjoyed his company, he was rather down to earth and he gave new insight on how to treat Malfi. Diablo also enjoyed being spoiled by him.

Since both Jack are more or less there wasn’t much difference except she wanted Jack to preform for her. He had to pick the most censored songs to not offend and overwhelm her. He wonders what the queen sees in the king but he won’t deny how much he stabilizes her.

Cruella was having the time of her life with Dante. He was showing her some of the designs he rejected and they now on a creative roll, though they needed to change few things since some weren’t acceptable in her time but they had a fun time. Horace and Jasper wished it was over soon cause their arms are tired from carrying so many fabrics.

Ohh boy Joe and Ursula. Since she’s knows he’s not recruiter Joe he sasses her anytime she disrespects him, leading her to taunt him back.

“Has being a momma’s boy made you soft.” She taunted, Joe had to gripped the rock wall to keep himself from hitting her. But other than that they keep their distance from each other. Flotsam and Jetsam like to bite his new tentacles.

Like Jack, there wasn’t a difference except that she had to comfort Hook cause he was crying on how far he was from his recruit. She helps Smee around the boat and he appreciates it, the crocodile is also scared of her.

Jafar literally placed an enchantment on her, if any guy tries to flirt with her will get a nasty electron shock. Nadia was not pleased a bit, especially he won’t have leave her sights saying ‘your too reckless’ or ‘your mother and grandmother gave you too much freedom.’ At least Iago had a good time in being spoiled.

Like she said, she and Frollo avoided each other like the plague and just hung out with Quasi. He so fun to be around! The gargoyles were kind and funny, and Esmeralda and Phoebus were kind too. There were lot of things here that were amazing and she took note on what she could use for her show.

Zuri just chilled with the hyenas and Scar. They actually used her hunting method and now had moderate food supply. They tease her for being a pacifist but respect her strength.

Hades was tempted to put Cece on a harness with how violent she is and tie a cloth around her mouth. She got into an argument with Zeus and was so close to being smite, she attacked Ares and almost caused a war because she kicked a prince in the nuts. Pain and Panic are low key scared of her and promised to never take Ms. Hades for granted.

When the three days were up, they made their way back to the house of mouse. Some of the villains feel like they’ve aged a few more years because of them, they much more wild compared to their recruits.

Von Drake opened the portal to find the recruits lounging on the sofa, eating ice cream and what looks like to be a spa day. Ms. Hades was first to notice.

“Can we extend this?”

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Villain Recruiters Masterlist

Villain recruiters

AU idea: 1, 2, 3

Headcanons: How they meet/dated, If they meet they're TWST selves

Characters: Malachite, Cece, Vince, Nadia, Joe, Zuri, Jack, Dante, Vera, Jane, Elodie, Stephanie, Misty, Roxy.

Fics: Gossip

Swap: Boys, Girls, Both

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May I please ask for headcanons for Mal, Evi, Carlos and Jay reacting to their recruiters au selves please

Can do!

It started when they came to visit from the Kemonhito siblings and Dante and their recruiters decide to show them Auradon

Mal: "Whoa! Everything's shiny!"

Malfie: "Yes, they take great care of- Don't touch that!"

They took the lookalikes to the museum where their gifts from their masters are since the Isle was built

Who just happens to be there were the children of their masters!

Jay had to stop for a second when he started seeing double of Farja

Mal was confused as hell to see two Malfie's but quickly calmed down once she remembered he explained this

The group hung out with the descendants asking questions of their world and to see how similar and different they are with their family friends/babysitters

Evi was happy to hear about Vince and Stephanie as well as Mal to hear Malachite and Elodie get together

They were confused with Joe and Misty cause they grew up with Joe being rather unromantic

Once the lookalikes got caught up from everything that happened they had to do that thing with their fingers and the air to make a map of sorts

Zuri: "So, Hades get with Maleficent and had a kid... who said kid is logically a aunt of Malfie's and Aurora's kid-" Malachite: gasp "Oh shit me and Elodie has a kid in this word!" AU Jack: "Then what's the connected with the Uma chick?" Joe: "Uhh... Ursula is the sister of Triton, who in turn is related to Position who's Zeus' and Hades' brother, but she was removed from the family tree and took her dad's last name instead now and is in low contact of her mom and am I-" AU Joe: "You grew a spin bitch!"

Once they met Audrey though-

Malachite now has a mental image of what him and Elodie's future kid would look like

Also-

Now Dante has Carlos and Evi on his back to get with Zuri

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So a bit different than the normal swap, also this time not Von Drake's fault either! The boys of the Kemonohito family and Dante were simply hanging with their doppelgangers while Vince and Apple are working on a chemistry set cause Apple hasn't tried to modern ways and Vince found Apple's set fun, when something (your choice) goes bad fast and a fume fills the room. Upon waking up the guys realized they swapped bodies with each other including of random memories in their mind and feelings.

So yeah now they have to fix that and come up with a plan of AU Joe in Joe's body getting a plant from Ursula's cave to settle the swap back potion.

Worst? Dante was gonna hang out with Zuri that day and Apple, for obvious reasons, didn't have he chance to inform all of them he has a date with Snow the same day

Why does this happen to them?

Why can’t they have a normal day without magic, thought to be fair it’s technically Apple and Vince’s fault.

Goofy apologized for bumping at their table while they all adjust to their new bodies.

What makes it worse was the headaches, soon those turn into glimpses of …something.

Malfie: a little Malachite on his playing the ukulele, and singing off-key.

Apple: a younger Vince trying his hand on the sword for the first time. The sword kept slipping out of his hands and nearly poked his eye out.

Joe: his counterpart’s younger self that food in a festival, with his mom beside him.

Jack: his younger counterpart pranking a teacher, he got caught but had the last laugh as baby powder exploded from the mug.

Dalmatia: Dante getting forcibly kissed albeit through a glass.

Once it was over they turned to their counterparts who also had the same look of realization. Not only they *switched bodies but also can see glimpses of memories and feelings.

Joe mentioned that Ursula has something in her workshop that might change them back. But unfortunately, with AU Joe in his body he has to get it himself.

This is fine, they done this before and they can do it again.

Dante gave Dalmatia a heads up on what he was supposed to do that day. Hanging out with Zuri, okay no problem.

Okay, big problem. She and him were harvesting some vegetables, when Grim came running to them. The cat collided with Dalmatia, the basket on his hand flew out and to the street below.

He and Zuri winced at the shouts and threats from the people. Before long, a police officer knocked on their door.

It must have happened before as the officer gave Zuri a knowing look and a ticket for community service.

Once they left, the girl sheepishly revealed the first time it happened it was on top of his car hood, though the few food that was saved was given to him in compensation.

Zuri looked at the ticket, it said she had to deliver food at the nearby soup kitchen, which didn't bother her as she usually grew too much anyway.

Dalmatia on the other hand sighed in relief.

The rest of the guys were doing okay, except for two.

AU Joe was having a hard time looking for the things they needed. Mainly because she's always almost home and if not, her eels were guarding the place.

And Vince, he felt like strangling his counterpart.

Snow White came up to him one day, at first there was nothing wrong and talked with her for a bit. Until she mentioned they're date.

His brain short-circuited for a while.

She then made some advances to him, he stiffen and try not show how uncomfortable he was. Luckily, one of the dwarves called for her.

Once she was gone, he retreated to his room and took deep calming breathes. He prayed his brother would find it soon.

And sure enough he did, they meet back at the House of Mouse and went to the back. AU Jack and Malachite supervised Vince.

Once back, Joe asked his counterpart on how he managed to get pass Ursula and her eels.

AU Joe: Oh, turns out you guys have same ingredients for a pill.

A/N: Sorry this took so long. I had almost no ideas for this

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If the recruiters came to the Kemonohito family plus Vera, Dante, and Jane for love/relationship/dating advice, what would they do and say?

Malachite: “Mmmm, our mom said the key to out great grandparents marriage is no lies and proper communication and they’ve been together till they died.”

Zuri: “Exactly! In every relationship honestly and proper communication is important.”

Joe: “Also being a decent person.”

Everyone nods.

Malachite: “But regarding first dates; go to a cafe, the atmosphere is calm and you can get to know them better.”

Cece: “Boo! You need to get your adrenaline pumping! Go do laser tag as a first date, it’s fun and incorporates teamwork and keeps your heart pumping! Or even better a zombie shooting! Nothing says romantic than killing together!”

Vince: “You never been in a relationship.”

Cece: Flips him

Vince: “Anyway an ideal first date is going to the library. It’s relaxing where you can just enjoy each other’s company and know their preferences.”

Nadia: “Or a good place where you can frisky without getting caught.”

Vince: Turns deep red

Nadia: “But for me, I think going to a club is a perfect first date, you get have fun and let loose! Plus lots of alcohol!”

Joe: “Or good for one night stands…”

Nadia: Pouts

Joe: “For me, I think movie date is a good idea. It’s a classic and you can make make fun of it if it’s bad.”

Zuri: “I’m not sure, I think picnics make a good first date, it’s intimate and relaxing.”

Jack: “Fools! Amusement park dates are the best! You get to have fun, eat food and find a place for a good fuck!”

Dante: “Dude…”

Jack: “What? Me and Roxy do that after we became serious.”

The rest of his siblings bury their heads on their hands.

Dante: “I like shopping for first dates. I’ve never been in a relationship so this is comfortable.”

Jane: “I never been on a date so I’m not sure.”

Vera: “Neither have I.”

Jane/Vera: “But I like home dates.”

Jane and Vera turned to each other surprised, while rest of their friends prayed that this is the day. But to their disappointment they quickly turned away.

The boys first dates were based on their own.

[crazyyanderefangirlfan]

Can I ask for headcanons of the siblings plus Dante, Jane, and Vera's reactions for the whole gossip event with Pretty Scar, Apple, Jack, and Dalmatia?

Oooh they're pissed.

Like, they are disgusted at this level of pettiness.

Jane wanted to crush Mortimer's skull and Vera was than willing to help.

As much as Dante wanted to help Jane, he went to Dalmatia to see if he's okay. Once he got confirmation if he is, he'll ask Dalmatia if they can go shopping.

And for the Kemonohito kids?

THEY

ARE

PISSED

Like they have the most blistering glare. Even though they're not related to Valerie by blood they got her quirks, specifically how they glare when full pissed.

Like this:

Vince is going to borrow the chemistry lab in school to make an effective rat poison, and Jack is going the place fireworks in Mortimer's house.

Zuri has more self-control and focuses in comforting Pretty Scar after everything she's been though and be her shoulder to cry on.

The rest of the siblings were plotting murder.

Cece and Malachite especially, not only are these people are they're friends, but they look like their younger siblings, and the thought of them going through something like makes them livid.

Nadia wants to be angry but she's with Zuri in making Pretty Scar feel better.

Joe had to destroy three punching bags in the dojo to release his anger.

Overall; they all want Mortimer dead but still want to comfort them

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

@crazyyanderefangirlfan IDEA!

So, the Kemonohito sibs and Dante decide to switch again cause fun and somehow none of the villains minus maybe Jafar guess this isn't their minion, so the switch happens and during one of those walks Mr Polite takes with Dalmatia (obv not realizing it's not Dalmatia), he confesses to have feelings for Ms Hades and plans to tell her.

Dante, both very confused like "Bro why her of all people" decide to give poor Cece a little heart attack by telling MP "Go right ahead. I think it's a match made in Heaven." Then he tells the other siblings and not Cece of what happened and Jack and Nadia are all in it hard cause they're already pranking others lets just prank Cece a little bit as payback for her pranks

So Mr. Polite, Mr - Mother Flipping Smiles - Polite, strolls up to "Ms Hades" with Acropolis and some mint (Greek nerds know what that means) and his usual smile. He ask her, with said smile and flowers, to come have dinner with him cause he has something to tell her.

She goes there and yep it's a date-

Best part: She can't really be her "drill it into him" type cause he's actually the nicest guy she met and he's a cute dork and she's question why Ms Hades is his affecttion-

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

Kemonohito sibling: Fit and toned

Jane: Has a four pack.

Dante: Has some muscle cause he’s been carrying heavy rolls of fabric for years

Vera: skinny

Vera: I’m a twig

Her and Veil just sit on the sidelines pouting they aren't doing bad ass shit like their friends

But there's a upside:

Jane and Lady Hook:

Vera and Veil: God bless us. . .