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romessence · 8 days ago
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goth-queen · 22 hours ago
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only-cat-memes · 2 years ago
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Your daily dose of cat memes
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theknucklehead · 6 months ago
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I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.
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autodiagnosticada · 1 day ago
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🩺 Diagnosis: Archive Anxiety with Residual Cringe Exposure 📉 Symptoms: – Sudden cold sweats when someone reblogs your 2014 heartbreak post – Involuntary dissociation upon seeing your old tag format – Deep emotional whiplash from scrolling past versions of yourself that really tried
💊 Symbolic Prescription: – One rebranding ritual every decade – Forgiveness for past selves who posted like no one was watching – An “Emotional Disclaimer” pinned to your blog: “That was a version of me under construction. Viewer discretion advised.”
Signed: @autodiagnosticada
the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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charlierakib · 9 months ago
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phraz · 7 days ago
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autodiagnosticada · 2 days ago
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🩺 Diagnosis: Chronic productivity-guilt paradox. 📉 Symptoms: Guilt for resting. Guilt for not resting. Guilt for breathing. 💊 Prescription: – One useless Saturday without shame – One Sunday that refuses to prepare for Monday – And a “did my best” punch card that never expires
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romessence · 8 days ago
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goth-queen · 22 hours ago
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4mtns · 9 days ago
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4funblr · 1 day ago
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Classic
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“Trouble Brewing”, by Gary Larson
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catchymemes · 11 months ago
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goth-queen · 22 hours ago
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https-tempted · 13 hours ago
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me fighting the urge to not interrupt someone when they are telling me a story that reminded of my own better story
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