#dark humor

[romessence]

[goth-queen]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[theknucklehead]

I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.

[autodiagnosticada]

🩺 Diagnosis: Archive Anxiety with Residual Cringe Exposure 📉 Symptoms: – Sudden cold sweats when someone reblogs your 2014 heartbreak post – Involuntary dissociation upon seeing your old tag format – Deep emotional whiplash from scrolling past versions of yourself that really tried

💊 Symbolic Prescription: – One rebranding ritual every decade – Forgiveness for past selves who posted like no one was watching – An “Emotional Disclaimer” pinned to your blog: “That was a version of me under construction. Viewer discretion advised.”

Signed: @autodiagnosticada

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

[charlierakib]

[phraz]

[autodiagnosticada]

🩺 Diagnosis: Chronic productivity-guilt paradox. 📉 Symptoms: Guilt for resting. Guilt for not resting. Guilt for breathing. 💊 Prescription: – One useless Saturday without shame – One Sunday that refuses to prepare for Monday – And a “did my best” punch card that never expires

[romessence]

[goth-queen]

[4mtns]

[4funblr]

Classic

“Trouble Brewing”, by Gary Larson

[catchymemes]

[goth-queen]

[https-tempted]

me fighting the urge to not interrupt someone when they are telling me a story that reminded of my own better story