#darth plagueis

[phoenixyfriend]

Got to thinking about if Jaster could theoretically be of a similar age to Palpatine.

Palpatine is 14 years older than Jango. Which like. Darn. But!

I can make this work!

I want an insane arranged marriage AU

Palpatine is the blushing bride (cheeks are red with anger, not love) being sold off by his father (Sith master, head of their own Sith Empire) to a wealthy older man (the Mand'alor) for power and influence (a temporary alliance or truce with the mandalorian empire).

Palpatine has to wear Force cuffs. Strong wife in the attic energy. Plenty of handmaidens to dress him up in Naboo fashion and constantly contemplating spousal murder.

Like all those fics where Obi-Wan (whether Sith or Jedi or just royal) gets married off to Mandalore for politics, but worse, and evil, and you don't feel bad when the "victim" is locked up for everybody's safety since it's Sheev.

[brandyrobbinscyberpunk]

artwork by

Kenva

@24Kenva

[snezka-049]

I sleep with SCP-049

I also made badges, and I also have a physical copy of the main documents SCP-049 and a sketchbook

[shutupcrime]

I feel like so many problems people have with tv at the moment could be solved if we just went back to the good ole days of 20 episodes a season that’s just sixty percent filler and character development. Give the people what they want- less condensed story and more meaningless shenanigans

[tesb]

Darth Plagueis in The Acolyte – 1.08 (2024)

[starknesskenobi]

My homies after watching the Acolyte finale: “ Who’s the creepy alien in the cave???”

Me:

[furiosophie]

[dear-daydreamer]

like is he going to watch or…

[a-heart-of-kyber]

Osha: Honey...who lives in our basement?

Qimir: .....We...we don't need to discuss that.

[gffa]

ABSOLUTELY CRYING AT THIS, YOU GUYS, I AM LOSING MY SHIT SO HARD LOOK AT HIM!!!! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING WHAT A WEIRD LITTLE CREEPER HE'S BEING THE DRAMATIC FINGERS AROUND THE BEND OF THE ROCK WHY IS HE DOING THAT??? THERE'S NO REASON OTHER THAN TO BE A WEIRD LITTLE DRAMATIC CREEPER???? AND FOR WHO??? NO ONE IS THERE TO SEE HIM! HE'S JUST PEEKING OUT AROUND THE CORNER OF THE ROCK LIKE HE'S A SCARED LITTLE KID AND NOT ONE OF THE BIGGEST BADS IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE OR SOME WEIRDO WHO IS SPYING ON YOU IN THE SHOWER OR THAT HE'S SAD HIS BFF IS BETRAYING HIM AND GETTING A NEW FRIEND NOOOOO ): ): ): AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YEAH THAT CHECKS OUT EVERY SITH LORD HAS BEEN A HOT DISASTER WHO WENT ASS FIRST OUT A WINDOW AT SOME POINT ON OUR SCREEN WELCOME TO BEING A HOT MESS LOSER ON SCREEN, PLAGUEIS YOU'RE WEIRD AS HELL AND COMPLETELY UNSCARY WHEN YOU'RE NOT ACTIVELY KILLING ANYONE, YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN

[nomourners-nofunerals]

Darth Plagueis being the third wheel for Oshamir is one of the funniest things that’s happened in the star wars fandom

[your-mums-nuts]

Season 2 leaked

[vampgf]

osha & qimir: *looking off into the sunset*

the halloween decoration squatting in their cave:

[darthmaclunkey]

my personal headcanon for the origin of osha's new outfit

[shutupcrime]

Love the darth plagueis reveal because it’s 100% giving the energy of your roommate has a date over and you’re peeking out of your room to see if it’s safe to use the kitchen yet

[gabaghoul-fandom-meme-queen]

OMG!! That finale!! Ships sailing, fandoms winning, sol crushing...what an amazing time to be alive!

The Acolyte Spoilers!