#dave the cob

[anoant]

God of Time

[vavandeveresfan]

Research for the next chapter of my fic is making me hungry.

The Cocoon Splits on AO3.

[m1k4-undersc0re]

cob fucking damn it dave

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so like yeah homestuck phase is back.... and now i am making homestuck.......... things.......

i will post my rediisgns for the trolls later though once they're all finished

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: would die for a freshhot corn on the cob rn

Dave: i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

Dave: corn on the cock. i hate it here

Terezi: YOU BL3W 1T K1D

Dave: im going to corn on the kill myself

[haylo-the-horse]

Hello!

This’ll Probably Get Updated As Time Goes On

I am Haylo (He/It/They)! A Horse Therian! Please Recommend Me Horse-Related Neopronouns.

Feel Free To Ask Me Anything (Therian-Related Or Not!)

I Have A Kin Flags Blog As Well!! @therian-and-otherkin-flags

Main Is TheHomestucker-Surgeburbofficial!

DNI: No bigoted/discriminatory people please! No NSFW either! Or Anti-Kin! Thanks!

- Horse (Galineers Cob)

- Troll (@impromptucarnivore is used for troll kin)

- Object/Computerkin (@mechanizedmodem)

- Goat (Angora) (@angora-goat)

- Wolf; Kin/Otherheart, Not Sure Yet @howlwoofbark

- Minecraft Witch (@redstone-witch)

- Questioning Dryad Otherkin?

- Many Fictionkins…

About My Theriotype(s) + Tags + My Fictionkin Blogs + Ask Blogs, Which Are All Fictionkins… So Many…

Me!!

NO AI ART OF MY ART ALLOWED NO THIRD PARTY IS ALLOWED TO USE MY ART. NO REPOSTING ALLOWED. REBLOGS ARE FINE. THIS APPLIES TO ALL ART FEATURED ON THIS BLOG.

- I am a Galineers Cob Horse Therian! Alt text provides colors for the drawing. :=8) (<- Horse Face)

I’ve known I was a (horse) therian since around November-ish 2022 when a friend in real life told me about their theriotypes! I started questioning goat since December-ish 2022 and just recently (October 2023) confirmed it and figured out the species (Angora)!

Tags (These May Change):

#Horse - horse related reblogs

#Haylo’s - Horse Therian stuff

#The Gang’s All Here - Other Horse Therians

#Woah Haylo Speaks - My Own Commentary

#Horse Plinko - Therian Advice/Tips/Etc

#Honse - Horse/Therian Memes

#Horse. Technically - MLP (Usually Memes)

#Cronus - (Non-Horse) Therian Stuff (this name will probably change) + Non-Horse Therians/Otherkin

#Neighs! - Kin Calls (Probably Will Be Reblogs)

#Neigh. No Horse - Non-Therian/Horse Stuff

FICTIONKIN BLOGS:

@ask-katsuki-bakugo (Fictive Actually, Just Found That Out)

@ask-afton (also fictive; more so than bakugou as of late)

@ask-glitchtrap-the-anomaly (goes along with afton fictive)

@badlydrawncondy

@thekankrivantasdreambubbleguide

@homosuck-official

@sha-sheep

@badlydrawnkanaya

@hatsume-mei

@ask-the-hs2-kids (Kins Are Harry And Tavvy)

@ask-cal-the-puppet

@ask-mxes

@ask-toshinori

@jesse-pinkman-official

@badlydrawnsollux

@defective-portal-turret

@ask-glamrock-freddy

(Ordered In Frequency)

Complete Fictionkin List: (Yes Doubles Are Fine!; Not Ordered In Frequency)

Dave

Davebot

Davepeta

Heinousstuck Dave

Rose Lalonde

Arquius/Equius

Cal

Kankri

Caliborn

Kanaya

Karkat (Summerteen Romance Writer)

Doomed Karkat

Sollux

Crow Strider

Alt! Murrit

Ellsee Raines

Harasa Laylan

Ghinkt Sveere

Ollapa Sulise

Rodard Teslaa

A Seadweller

Harry Anderson Egbert

Tavros Crocker

CD (K_K)

Jevil

Flowey

Sans

Grillby

Endogeny

Underswap Papyrus

Underswap Sans (Not “HappyHappy” One)

Underfell Sans

Fresh Sans

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

Kyoko Kirigiri

Byakuya Togami

Gundham Tanaka

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

Shuichi Saihara

Kakeru Sengoku

Shu Iura

Principal (Basically-Baldi Comic)

Casino Cups Cuphead

King Dice

Glamrock Freddy

Glitchtrap/William Afton

MXES

Funtime Freddy

Withered Freddy

Phone Guy (Dayshift At Freddy’s)

Hawks

All Might

Villain Deku

Mei Hatsume

C! Grian (Hermitcraft)

C! Joel (Life Series)

Minecraft Witch

Wally Darling

Jesse Pinkman

Luigi

Wisdom Dog

Captain Man/Ray Manchester

[princess-hope-selfships]

I think my D/ave the Div/er insert would be an event character, who shows up when all your employee slots are filled, and I'm like hey I need a job!!! And Dave is like umm well we're pretty good on staff right now but I can still take your application! And we talk, and Dave finds out I'm a struggling artist who came here to get inspiration but my job fell off and I'm unemployed and surviving off my art

and then I just keep coming back to ask about it, and Dave keeps forgetting to talk about me with Ba/ncho and Cob/ra FJDSHKJFHDSK but I hang out, and like other event characters I ask for a specific dish, and just wait every night for that dish and when I get it I do the AOWOAOWAOAWWAHHHH cutscene the other event characters do FHSDKJFHDS and SUPER FAST MAKE A REALLY COOL ART FROM THE INSPIRATION FROM THE FOOD, right in front of Dave and then he's like WOW!!!!! you're a really good artist!!! and then that unlocks... like... idk some like advertising graphic design mechanic idk

[welcometojackass2022]

Which of the jackass boys do you think would

a) help me name my stuffed animals and buy more, probably thinks its cute

b) doesn't mind it but not quite into it like a

c) bullys me for having so many + naming them but secretly has a favorite

d) just. Doesn't understand it. Questions why I have so manu

a) Chris Pontius and Johnny Knoxville. These two are the weirdest sweetest human beings on the planet and they’d be so eager to help you name them. Chris would be 100% serious about it; he’d buy you any and all stuffed animals he saw in public and would earnestly write out a list of names that he likes for each one. Johnny would be the type to buy you the weirdest looking stuffed animal he can find and he’ll suggest really weird names. *holds up stuffed animal that looks like corn on the cob* this one should be called Bernard. Johnny would probably be genuinely attached to them, though. He’ll help you tuck all of them into bed so none of them are cold. You’ll come home to him laying in bed with all of them and he’ll be like “what? they’re my friends too”

b) Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, and Wee Man. Ehren’s a sweetie and he’s glad that you have an interest (he thinks it’s very cute) but he’s not into it like Chris and Johnny. Preston has no thoughts about it but would never make fun of you or question it. Wee Man would be like “oh did you get a new stuffed animal? Sick, what’s it’s name?” But that’s as far as he’d go in terms of involvement.

c) Bam Margera. This fucker would bully the hell out of you for having stuffed animals but he’d totally have a favorite. He’ll be like “wow you collect stuffed animals? and they have names? Lame as fuck” but then two minutes later he’ll be like “where’s Tina the teddy bear?? she always sleeps right here where did she go”

d) Ryan Dunn, Dave England, and Steve-O. Dunn just does not have the capacity to understand why you collect stuffed animals. Dave England is just so confused and bewildered by the sheer number of them. Steve-O doesn’t know what to think.

[simplyluvrgal]

its so hard to be me, you wanna know why?

because i know most of the lyrics to both coin operated boy AND gfdi dave, and when i forget the words to cob my brain fills in the blanks with gfdi dave

[pianocat939]

Alright guys it's time I made this considering I have more than 2 posts about it-

PVZ Masterlist

PVZ 1 + 2

Crazy Dave

Plant MC (Platonic Yan)

Dr. Zomboss

Romantic Yan with Human MC (no comment honestly)

Shrooms

Platonic Yan Shroom Family

Yandere Scaredy Shroom with Sun-Shroom MC

Watermelons

Platonic Yan

Potato Mine

Winter Melon MC (Romantic Yan)

Garden Warfare:

Peashooter

Potted Plant MC (Romantic Yan)

Chomper

Potted Plant MC (Romantic Yan)

Kernel Cob

Potted Plant MC (Romantic Yan)

[object-show-headcanons]

LOLZ EPIC CROSSOVER TIME! Dave & Bambi characters & object show characters interacting would be funny me thinks

Bandu finds MePhone4 & instantly wants 2 take him home(he loves phones). MePhone runs away SCREAMING

Dave & Nabla talk 2 each other, Nabla mentions how hard it is 2 get around with no legs. Dave understands this(an accident he was in blew off part of his legs & he had 2 get some replacement leg things, but he can't walk on them so he uses a wheelchair) & makes Nabla a little wheelchair so she can get around :]

Expunged & Clover meet each other 1 day randomly & Expunged falls in love with her & decides 2 take her home with them lolz

Bambi meets Steve Cobs & finds him annoying, so he eats Cobs whole(yes, Bambi does that canonically. he bites into the cobs all the time.)

Bambom & Rocky meet & quickly become besties!!! (Bambom's a 6 year old LOLZ)

Tristan meets Grassy & they become besties!!!

i'll add more 2 this at some point

So true

[cheshiire-warper]

Shop-plantic

Image ID: 7 horizontal stripes colored very dull pink, bright yellow, slightly darker bright yellow, dark yellow, lime green, bright blue, and dark purple. In the center is the diamond and silver coin from Plants vs Zombies. /end ID

Shop-plantic

> Gender related to the plants you can buy at Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies in Plants vs Zombies [Spikerock, Cattail, Gold Magnet, Twin Sunflower, Cob Canon, Gatling Pea, Winter Melon, Gloom-Shroom, Intimidator]

Requested by anon | Dash is optional

Image ID: Lavender banner, on the left is a rainbow crown with a black outline. On the right is black text saying "No set DNI, just remember we are a minor, we support non-traumagenic systems, and support all good faith identites - Please don't knowingly recoin! Anyone can use these terms!" /end ID

Color Meanings

> Color picked from plants mentioned above [- Intimidator bc I completely forgot about them :'3]

Entomology

> Shop + -plantic

Author's Notes

Feel free to request any changes!

We technically had this term coined before, but we only just made a flag for it

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob right now

Dave: forgot where i was. cock on the cob.

Dave: corn on the cock. i hate it here.

Karkat: YOU BLEW IT KID

Dave: im gonna corn on the kill myself

[breadythanever]

LOG ONE: Hey, it's me now. So I started writing on this thing, big whoop. Never thought I'd actually do this but where to start. Well, someone has been pretending to be me, a divine being.

This offends me. My brother told me it was cosplay. Is this "cosplay" being a parody of the divine? Is it worship? How am I supposed to take it?

And this lady...she claims she can turn into people but that's bullshit. I can do a better job at that...and she better wipe that smile off of her face. And why is she so blocky...is she also 3D?

LOG 2: Mimi stole one cob of corn before having someone take this photo. She's seen pointing at 3 individuals, probably taunting them. She them states:

"I'm about to take this farmer's corn, and then take his cellular device, and then the farm itself. Just like what I did with Merlee and her Mansion."

LOG 3: Hey, this is Expunged. This is bad, very bad. So that spider lady I made a deal with? Yeah, I fucked up. I broke her vase and she's on my ass. What's worse is that Dave has leveled up and found me now. Oh fuck, I need to get out. What's so special about that vase anyway. Plus Favoritest isn't even wo- Remains of this log has been interrupted by a noise interference.

[takeeachdayonebookatatime]

Why did you elbow me? 130

Achilles Castle part 35

Dave: pov Everyone is off doing their own thing until dinner. Me and Alexis are watching a movie in her room since it's raining a little. I hope it stops soon.

Martha: pov the rain finally stopped Richard is trying to decide what we are having for dinner. He picks steaks which he and Jim are going to show Dave how to grill and corn on the cob with potato salad.

Castle: pov from my wheelchair me and Jim are showing Dave how to cook a steak. Alexis is shucking the corn so it can be put on the grill. The rest of the girls are making the potato salad. Once everything is done, we sit down and eat.

Martha: pov dinner was amazing and everyone except Richard and Katherine are getting ready to leave. I'm happy they can have a few minutes or an hour together alone. I'm headed off to the play, Alexis and Dave are leaving for the beach.

Lanie: pov i hope Jim likes this support group type meeting, it should really help him. I'm off to the spa. I whisper something privately to Kate which makes her face turn red. The spa looks amazing. I'm so excited.

Jim: pov I pull up in front of the building and find a parking spot. I sign in and find a seat. Everyone is supposed to talk about their family member, with the health issue. This is going to be hard for me. After introducing ourselves the group leader starts asking about our family member, with the health issue. I'm asked to go first, I don't think I can do this. I mention it's a long story and the guy says we are in no hurry. It all started in January of 1999 my wife Joanna was murdered, I explain everything up until Castle started looking into it, her murder and what happened after. I mention how Katie's Captain sacrificed himself to end it all. But the dragon wasn't done; he must have found out somehow that Katie was still looking into it. Turns out he hired a 3rd hit-man this time to Kill Katie. While she was at her Captain's funeral giving the eulogy she was shot in the left chest by a sniper causing severe chest trauma. Almost didn't make it. It's a miracle she is alive today. Died in the ambulance, suffered cardiac arrest even flatlined. The bullet hit her left inferior pulmonary vein and left ventricle. Katie's left lung, was also collapsed as well, they weren't even sure if she would survive her emergency heart surgery. She has arrhythmia from it that turns into vt. She also has a weak immune system and still has some issues with her left lung .

Bishop support group leader: pov his daughter was a homicide detective at the time. Wow, it seems like your daughter is a fighter. It's nice to hear she is Captain now. It seems like you struggle a little with this all the fact that your daughter has a serious health condition. He tells me Katie is the reason he is sober, and he started drinking after his wife died. It's hard sometimes watching his little girl have a heart episode.

Kate: pov I have strict orders from Lanie to take it easy. Castle is laying on top of a towel on the couch In nothing but a t-shirt. I take off his shirt so I can make him happy. I grab a sponge and touch/clean him with it for a sponge bath. I had no idea how much this would turn him on. Once I'm near his private parts with the sponge Castle makes a noise. I ask if he likes that and he says yes. After a while he can't take it anymore and releases himself. I then finish cleaning him up and help him change clothes. I sit on the sofa and kiss him, I know he really needed this and to be clean. He tells me let's make you happy now. I point to my chest saying I'm not sure, Lanie said for me to take it easy. Castle decides to take it slow with his fingers not wanting me to overdo it. Afterwards he gives me a nice back massage.

Castle: pov I looked it up and the AHA has some cool activities for the event. Everyone is now back from their things and had so much fun even Jim had a good time. Kate pulls out some games for all of us to play until bedtime. I have a follow up appointment the day after tomorrow for my leg. It's getting late and we have to be at the event by 7:30am to set everything up so I can sign autographs. Everyone heads to bed. In the morning I'm up at 5:30am with Everyone except Kate who is still sleeping. Alexis is getting everything packed for the event, Martha and Jim are making breakfast. Dave is loading stuff into the car. Lanie is printing some stuff on the computer. Kate is now up and helping Lanie pack the bag for Kate, it's the one we used at the concert. Lanie suggests putting some cooling stuff and a few snacks and some water bottles in it. Kate already took her meds and Lanie changed her bandage.

Martha: pov Richard bought this specialty waffle mix for Katherine. It's supposed to be heart healthy. Jim is making them while I make the regular ones, Richard is cutting up the fruit to go with our meal. Orange juice and milk are the drink options with our food. Once we are done eating everyone heads off to get changed since this is an AHA event the whole family is wearing special shirts.

Dave: pov I'm wearing a shirt that says know the signs of cardiac arrest. Alexis's shirt says how to properly do chest compression. Mr Castle must have specially ordered these shirts. His shirt says know the signs of a cardiac tampon. Jim walks out of his room wearing a Cardiac surgeon Dr Kovacs saved my daughter's life shirt. Martha is in the kitchen wearing a Wells-cornell trauma center shirt. To be continued. ………….

[coghive]

[Download] Spirit Move - Protek Illasheva Ft. Calledout Music & Se Ok

Sometimes, when gospel music is being mentioned, the average mind thinks of another boring old folks song preserved only for sunday; sound-tracking the weeks guilt. However, Afrogospel and Christian Hip Hop artist PROTEK ILLASHEVA like a few other artists, intends to re-design gospel music with the trendy, pop culture touch to appeal to the general public whilst renewing minds, winning & transforming souls. His latest single, “Spirit High” is a beautiful and that perfect feel good vibe that echoes how we get so high on God’s love. Sonically it’s a blend of melody rap/hip hop and Afrogospel.  It features CalledOut Music (UK), Se Ok (SA) and the young talented Dave Cobs (Nig). Produced by: Egar Boi Mixed/Mastered by: Treash  Spirit Move - Protek Illasheva https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN0W8TVlLCw https://coghive.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Protek-Illasheva-Spirit-Move-ft-CalledOut-Music-Se-Ok-and-Dave-Cobs.mp3 Read the full article