#dc

[frownyalfred]

people say the Brucie Wayne persona isn’t believable but if I caught Bruce Wayne drunkenly lying under a desk in an office he shouldn’t have access to with a ream of secure documents and he replied to my “Mr. Wayne?” with “Mr. Wayne was my father—oh god, my father” and then started sobbing, I would 100% back away and leave him alone. like that shit would work on me every time.

[frappegoddess]

Bruce is sulky the next Justice League meeting because he's injured with a broken arm and leg, but the thing is, the JL members don't know how it happened.

They all make up crazy theories that he got into an insane fight with a war deity from outer space, their proteges claim he fought the women of Themyscira all at once, and Jon goes as far as saying he took Titus away from Damian. (Wild right)

Everybody gave up asking the batkids cuz they've all been sworn to secrecy, but everyone can't help but notice how they crack up when their father figures injury is mentioned.

Turns out, Red Hood replaced Batman's grappling hook with a slinky.

The Batman™ slinked off a building.

[starspilli]

ugly ugly doodles something happened to me . bonus jason

[sreppub]

and so it begins…. welcome to the family, dickie! (sequel to my other drawing where battinson and tim hang out at galas…)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Based of my very old text post about why Damian is a bit... aggressive with Tim

(Btw uncle is kinda like a surrender word, where I’m from at least. Jason isn’t wanting him to call him uncle, yk?)

Commission Info / Kofi

[arttuff]

microorganisms

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[imaginaryskeleton]

Btw if anyone ever has any headcanons of any DC characters (not just batfam) or just wants to rant abt your faves this is an open invite to send them to my asks I'd love to see them

More batfam twitter shenanigans here

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[churomo]

casual tim sketchbook doodles!!

[supine-ly]

my soft spot is literally just… it’s red guys. Without fail it’s the character with a red motif. If they have anger management issues that’s just even better

[arielrothbart]

when bruce come over，I bet Two Face feels happy too.

but poor Harvey is miserable in the straitjacket…

sorry for the chaos on texting… my iPad is a mess, and my English goes free when I stay up all night…

if there were any mistake, it’s on me.🥲

*the straitjacket was referenced from The Dark Knight movie*

[frownyalfred]

the “wait why are we running??” instinct must be nonexistent in Gotham. you see someone running from some shit and suddenly everyone’s sprinting, no questions asked, no second opinion needed.

[bruciemilf]

This is why Damian isn’t allowed on Twitter

[hannaloony]

Dead boy detectives x Constantine

[calladraws101]

He’s a walking target

[sreppub]

fluff fanfic writers saw talons and were like… new kind of baby? i guess

[spicy-apple-pie]

For a solid month after Dick was adopted, he had Bruce wrapped around his little finger.

It was like constantly having a babysitter who was just there to make sure you don’t die or starve but not a lot of authority. Your mom lets you have cookies for breakfast? Yeah sure if thats what she let you do.

Dick was pretty sad with Bruce finally realized that he was the one who made the rules and Dick was playing him like a fiddle. He knew it had to come to an end eventually, but he was still a little bummed.