#dc comics men

[comicexpertt]

Oh my queen. I admire you.

[starspilli]

i think they would be very good friends!

[glitter-stained]

Prompt:

After Red Hood stopped killing and someone leaked footage hinting that he's the second Robin, he expected to fight for every morsel of territory, for everybody to desert him and the murder attempts to triple.

And, well. It's not like he doesn't find himself in a rigged warehouse on Monday, walking off that one explosion with singes on his back. It's not like on Wednesday, a bullet pierces through a hole in his armour and he's losing half his blood in an alley. And sure, someone takes advantage of him throwing his helmet away on Friday (he was out of grenades and needed a bigger bomb) to fear gass him, but it's fine, he can function normally under fear gass nowadays.

Except. Except nobody deserts him. By Monday, the attempts have completely stopped. He walks into a meeting with his men and sees his goons' hands won't stop shaking, and even his lieutenant won't look him in the eyes.

Jason is confused, and so are the other bats, but soon the rumours reach their ears: you can't go after the Red Hood, because no matter what you do, once you've targeted him it's over, like a dog with a bone, he'll get you eventually- no matter how you shoot or how many explosives you use. It doesn't matter that the Red Hood doesn't kill, because the Red Hood doesn't die.

[onnahu]

I want a batfam fic where Jason dissapears, so Steph and Cass break into his place to investigate, and all they find is a note like that:

I got married and am now on a space honeymoon, where we get married at every single planet we can.

Xoxo

Jay

Ps.

Whoever found it - Get everybody's (especially B's) reactions on camera and give to me as the best wed gift in the world, and you'll be my favourite forever.

If you're B - Fuck you, you always ruin my fun, and you're not allowed at my place, so if it's you I hate you. Fuck you, B.

Is it a joke? Did he really eloped? And with who? Because he sure as hell didn't tell anyone. Like, WAS HE EVEN DATING?

Anyway, Steph and Cass have a blast out of it.

[frownyalfred]

a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

[welcometogrouchland]

Extremely bad batgirls comic I made featuring Steph's sex life and Cass' ability to read everything but the room

[aizawasotherwife]

He’s so pretty

[bruciemilf]

Dick Grayson would pretend to be a mutant just to be part of the X-Men. I know it heart and soul

[eepejay]

find someone that matches your freak pt2

[duckysprouts]

confrontation

‘big brother episode 16 part 4

(i’m working on a master post)

[rapidhighway]

Haiii!!! sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry so-

[alittlebmblb]

Got a brilliant idea from @decaffeinatedfacestranger

Dick better be careful, Damien's got a new older circus brother with 'Night' in the beginning of his name.

[starspilli]

FINALLY did some of the x men & dc crossover stuff that’s been rattling around in my head lol. & trust me i have more. i just think these ones would have interesting / funny dynamics lol

[jasontodd-apologist]

Hi! Quick question to Nightwing fans

Is he well, mentally?

[comicexpertt]

I love you Emma Frost

[chronicfandom118]

Accurate Bruce Wayne and Scott Summers introducing their sons to people: this is my baby boy

Jason Todd and Nathan Summers 6'4-6'8 'baby boy' who is built like a tank, his hands are the size of your head and is covered in scars: Sup

Person:...

Bruce and Scott: just a baby :)