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superbat-love · 21 hours ago
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Batman: I’m taking you off the mission, Superboy.
Superboy: What? No! You can’t do that-
Batman: I’m the strategic leader of the Justice League, and if I say you’re out, you’re out. It’s too dangerous. Go back to Metropolis.
Superboy: I’m staying!
Batman: Do not make me repeat myself.
Superboy: You can’t make me go home! You’re not my dad!
Batman: [glares at him, then walks out of the room]
Superboy: Ugh, I knew he’s gonna get Superman involved.
Batman: [walks back into the room alone]
Superboy:
Batman: I’ve obtained clearance. Now go home, Superboy.
Superboy: Clearance? Did Dad…
Batman: [raises his hand, revealing a wedding band] I married Superman. I am your dad now. Go home.
Superboy: Nooooo!!!
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saintvainglorious · 1 day ago
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Look maybe it’s my own complicated relationship with my parents but I don’t think you guys value the gold mine of complex trauma provided by average imperfect parents like the Drakes. Like Tim wasn’t abused however that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t give a therapist a headache when he explains his family. Like I truly believe that Janet was a loving mother but I can tell you that doesn’t mean there isn’t a disconnect when you are raised with a distance between you especially with boarding schools and long vacations. The difficulty of having a father who does not know you but continues to interfere and make assumptions on who you are and who you should be. Tim might of had the most average upbringing, and even then it wasn’t that average, but there is magic in that when it comes to understanding who he is. He’s independent not because of a tough life but because that how his parents believed he should be (I can’t remember we’re but there a panel were it’s like the Drakes don’t really understand what kids should like at that age). I think in a medium with so many extremely tragic beginings there’s something deeply beautiful in your average everyday mess. The Drakes were completely average parents but they do provide the stage for the most relatable parental angst especially when they are never given the chance to resolve it
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yandere-wishes · 19 hours ago
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⋆. 𐙚 ˚𝓨𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮! 𝓣𝓲𝓶 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔁 𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓸𝓽!𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻˚ 𐙚 .⋆
✮⋆˙𝓗𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓹 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔀𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓫𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓽˙⋆✮
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I believe the reason I decided to study robotics in the first place is that I have always loved romanticizing machinery. There's something endlessly enthralling about robots and how much they both mirror and reveal about us humans. And don't even get me started on the intersection of the two. When biology and mechanics combine…
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Out of all the Batboys Tim is the one I can see falling for a robot reader the easiest. There is a reference to Pygmalion and Galatea in all of this. A futuristic parody.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake who falls in love with one of his creations. It had been an experiment, a distraction really, something to fidget with during the long hours of the day when neither Tim nor Bruce could bear the suffocation of either life. Insomnia has a habit of running in the veins of the mansion's residents. Haunting them like feral phantoms. Bruce was the one to suggest it. Came up with the idea between screenings of Blade Runner and Her. What if there was someone else, something else. Who could pick up the slack whenever neither of them could. Someone to cover for both Batman AND Bruce Wayne. Red Robin AND Tim Drake…
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who has always found it easier to fall in love with machinery, with the motors that whirl and the computers that speak in tongues of one and zero. It's always easier to love that which you've programmed with your own hands. He glides his fingers over your smooth icy face, pinching your steel cheek with a boyish giggle. He's painstakingly meticulous with how he manipulates the wires of your exposed stomach. Smoothing out the solder, making sure the heat shrinks are snug. There isn't a resistor within you that's been placed carelessly.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who is the first person, the first thing you see when your optics come online. The first person to utter words that float and register within your processor. You are his precious creations, his darling marvel, he built you with pieces of his heart, built you to be perfection. Weeks later you're sitting between his legs as he helps you choose a silicon faceplate. Superficial details really, Tim assures you, just something to help you blend in. He finds the particular shade you chose for your eyes cute. You aren't sure why that makes your processor buzz so quickly and your cooling fans to kick in.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who steals kisses whenever his father and Alfred aren't looking. Who thinks that every human pales in the gleam of your beauty. Finit metal, that knows everything and nothing at the same time. Little robot girl who holds his hand as she asks and researches every enigma within minutes. Some nights Tim can't help but peel away the faux skin. To kiss your wires and your circuits. To make little tweaks to perfection. He whispers a name, your name, while he pecks your frigid iron lips…
But what about Tim with a cyborg reader? What about someone who is the best of both worlds? Indiffenitly entwined.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who spends countless nights slaving away on the perfect imitations of the limbs you have lost. You were once a hero like him, another one of Gotham's beckons whose light was snuffed out by the the evil that roams within this city. You survived a fate much like his brother's only in this story Tim was there to rescue you from death's embrace.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who intwines your nerve ends with wires, at first it feels like sand crawling beneath your skin, gliding through your veins. The phantom pain rings inside your head, a macabre symphony. You close your eyes and command movement, command a thing you thought impossible to miss. Your new fingers twitch your wrist moves. You fall into Tim's chest sobbing as he tries to comfort you. Still, you don't miss the satisfied smile he tries to hide.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who insists on bettering your new body. On adding weapons and gadgets and lavish accessories. Who makes you stand in the lab for hours on end as he tweaks and plays with your cybernetics, who cuts and adds without permission. Who talks and talks about what he's doing and how much he adores you. Despite the pure love lacing each word you can't help but break out in a cold sweat.
✦ Yandere! Tim Drake, who's changed so much of your body. Who's made you forget where the cybernetics end and you begin. Yandere Tim Drake who kisses across the sacred borders of skin and iron. Yandere Tim Drake whose eyes gleam so terrifyingly and joyously when he looks at you. Who dubs you his perfect creation and kisses you so passionately, while you fight the urge to gag.
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mr-celestial-writings · 3 days ago
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What Partner Pokemon I Think The Batfam would have.
Summary: What's on the tin: Here are the partner pokemon I think Members of the Batfam would have.
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Bruce Wayne:
Crobat, not only because it's a bat pokemon, but because it's a friendship evolution. I can see Bruce encountering a Zubat after his parents died, and despite his fear, keeping it as his partner pokemon.
It's fast, strong, and I think Bruce would appreciate those qualities in his Partner Pokemon.
Crobat isn't an uncommon pokemon either, so if he ever needs to use it as Batman, it wouldn't give away his identity.
Richard "Dick" Grayson:
This one was a harder one to figure out. It may not be a pokemon known for it's agility or flexibility, but I can see Dick having his partner pokemon be a Lycanroc. Specifically Midday form.
Dick is already a dog owner canonically, I can see him collecting all the dog-like pokemon. Lycanroc is a known loyal pokemon, though. According to It's Pokedex entry in Scarlet, anyways.
Dick would have probably recieve Rockruff from his parents before they died, every child needs a best friend, after all. It would have been his greatest comfort after the accident.
Dick would use his partner on the field, mainly for search and rescue.
Jason Todd:
I can see Jason's Partner Pokemon being a Trevenant he's had since his pre-robin Days, as a Phantump.
He never "officially" Caught it, though. And you bet when Bruce saw a Phantump around Jason's grave he thought is was Jason.
When Jason came back, he was glad to see his little buddy was well taken care of. He offically caught it and trained it to be as strong as possible before evolving it into Trevenant.
Phantumps, canonically, are the spirit's of dead kids, usually those who died in the woods. So this Phantump latched onto Jason, trying to keep him alive. They are best friends and Jason will absolutely use this Ghost to freak people out.
Timothy "Tim" Drake:
Tim would have a Froslass. Not because I think he's weird, but because I think his parents just gave him a Snorunt to keep him entertained.
He probably thought it would turn into a Glalie, until they found a dawn stone
It's beautiful, cold, dangerous. Things Tim can and will respect. As a Ghost type, it's expected to be more stealthy. Sure, I could have given Tim an Alakazam, or something, but that doesn't fit him in my mind.
Tim would have a partner that looks weak, but he knows is strong, especially before he was fully accepted as Robin by Bruce.
Stephanie Brown:
I could see Steph having a Tinkaton. Not because it's pink or a fairy type, but because it's strong.
Steph is strong, brave. She deserves a pokemon that reflects that. Ontop of that, Tinkaton goes after bird pokemon. Steph was going after being Robin, but found a better role for her.
Ontop of it, it's immune to Poison types, since it is a steel type. It is a great counter to Bruce's Crobat.
Damian Wayne:
I'm giving Damian a Zorua. I could give him a dog, bat, or whatever else pokemon to reflect his pokemon. So, why give him a Zorua?
Simple, Zorua, and It's evolution, Zoroark, take the form of the last pokemon in your party. Somebody who was raised an assassin, and now hides his identity as Robin would respect that.
Talia would have given Damian Zorua, so her son had somebody to practice his stealth with, and somebody to confide in. Zorua gets treated like a king, as deserved.
Duke Thomas:
Duke deserves something fast that can hit like a truck. So, I think Duke would have A Kilowatrel. It also matches his color theme and leans into the fact that Duke carried the title of Robin.
According to it's pokedex entry it can fly over 430 miles a day, and for Duke, that could be useful.
Not only could Kilowatrel alert Duke using it's electricity, but it could get him somewhere quick in case of an emergency.
Kate Kane:
She's the Batwoman. She deserves having a Bat dragon. She's badass, and you know Bruce would convince her to lean into the theme.
I can see Kate having Noivern. It may not be the strongest, but from what I've gathered about Kate is that it's not how strong somebody is, she cares about character.
Noivern in it's pokedex entry are notes as being "Cruel." But under Kate? You bet that will be the best behaved, kindest Noivern you've ever known.
She would also use it's ultrasonic waves to fight crime, and/or fuck with people.
Barbara Gordon:
Barbara is a master of tech, what's a better match than Rotom? It can hop from machine to machine. It could not only boost Barbara's work and power but mess with her enemies if she gives the order.
It's not entirely out of character for Rotom either. They are known trouble makers. Good thing Babs knows how to handle those.
Cassandra "Cass" Cain:
Cass is a fighter, and she is also kind hearted. She was raised to be a weapon, but she chose to be Batgirl.
Cass gets a Lucario. A friendship evolution that can literally vibe check you. She wouldn't have chosen it, instead, a Riolu would have chosen her, because it would have known.
It's a fighting/steel type. Strong, and also immune to poison. Resiliant, and just. There is no better fit for Cassandra in my opinion.
Alfred Pennyworth:
Alfred is a loyal man. He's a great butler and father figure, at least to Bruce. But he's also dangerous.
There's one pokemon that comes to mind to be his partner. Polteagiest.
It's tea is as dangerous as it is delicious, especially when one drinks too much of it.
Both can appear non-threatening, but don't you dare push them.
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a/n: It's my hyperfixation and I can merge them however I want!
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gatorbites-imagines · 3 days ago
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Hi gator! Long time reader, first time requester. Can I get Dick Grayson with a ftm reader who struggles with dysphoria and Dick comforts them? Pure fluff please :)
Dick Grayson x FTM reader
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I’ve written headcanons like this before, so there might be some repeating of something I’ve said before. Readers dysphoria is leans a bit on my own, since idk how other people experience it. not that long, but I tried to make it good.
Dysphoria is different from person to person, and how Dick deals with it would also depend on what kind of dysphoria it is.
If it’s the kind where you don’t want to be touched or really perceived, Dick wouldn’t be as physically affectionate, or would know what areas of your body to avoid. If you’re the kind that needs to feel and look more masculine, then he’s more than happy to help you work out to get a stronger build.
He will never be the type of person to judge you for how you feel or what you might experience. It’s not his place to decide what you feel or don’t feel, all he can do is support you in whatever way you need.
There might be days where Dick is so stressed he can’t really think, but even those days he won’t go beyond your limits. It becomes one of his first things to look you over for, using his many years of bat training to see how you stand or hold yourself, to spot if you are feeling dysphoric.
If you just need to cuddle and be held and have your gender affirmed, then Dick will be happy to do that too. The only thing that gets in the way is patrol or hero work, but there’s a good chance you are a hero too, so.
Other than that, Dick will do what he can to support you through your dysphoria. If it will help, he will even go to Bruce asking for money or a referral to a good doctor to help you get your surgeries.
Dick is also the type of guy to give you compliments, and makes sure to use the more masculine ones. Like handsome, prettyboy, squeezing your biceps and cooing about how strong you are getting.
I think it helps that Dick will never see you as anything but a man. No matter how you present yourself or how you look, you will be his boyfriend, as long as that’s what you want to be.
Hes just as smitten with you no matter what, even if you’ve gone a week or more feeling so dysphoric you don’t want to go outside or leave the bed.
If it gets that bad, then Dick will make sure you are eating and drinking right, that you have your comfort snacks and meals, he will drive all the way to Gotham to pick up Alfred cooked meals since they help anyone feel better. Anything he needs to do for his handsome boy.
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lloumllom · 1 day ago
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Sometimes I think of Jason Todd seeing Bruce as his dad, but not just in the superficial sense of the word, HE IS HIS FATHER.
He acts like a rebel and a tough guy because he has had to survive since he was little, but Bruce is the one he calls in the midst of his nightmares and paralysis.
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in2thevoid4life · 20 hours ago
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So I was playing with a black light flash light the other day; I noticed scratches from my cats were showing up. Scratches I thought healed. I guess they are scars at this point.
I now have Kory X Dick head canon that I am not sure makes sense for Kory. But oh well.
During a case Dick is using a black light for a murder investigation, Kory is on the case with him. He accidentally points it at her arm to see a plethora of scars. He quickly moves it away. That night he holds her extra tight.
And because Korys species has evolved from cats, she most likely retains being able to see ultralight violet light in some way. So I am wondering if she was so caring and tending to Dick at the start due to seeing all the scars he has. Aside from her being fascinated how emotional reserved he is.
😅it’s silly I know
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toniwritesshifts · 2 days ago
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Damian Wayne Head cannons
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Damian hates but loves nicknames like he'll call me Beloved, Princess, my love/darling. I call him shit like: Lil' D, Shakespeare, DW, Dee, DeeDee (from dexters laboratory which he (sadly) doesn't understand cause he's never seen it), and Princess pissy. he hates it but he'll answer to them, and only those names if I call him babe maybe he'll answer but if I call him by his name he'll get all pouty and shit.
I have ADHD so I bounce from interest to interest project to project and he will pick up whatever I'm interested in for example rn I'm into crocheting and I'm selling them here and in my DR. When he found out that I was selling them my mans flabbers were gasted at the prices. "You mean to tell me that a shirt you wasted three whole days crafting is worth a mere $35? At the very least, it should be priced at $120 if not more anything less is an insult to your craft. Have you no sense of respect for yourself?" "Dawg they're high school students no one at this school has that kind of money" Then he proceeds to "fix" (raise) my prices making a website for me and sending it to Jonathan and Alfred cause they are the only ones that know that we are dating.
I drag him to school events he hates it but he'll go with me and he's at EVERY basketball game cause I'm the cheer captain the one time I didn't drag him with me he thought that he pissed me off to the point that I didn't want to be around him. He was waiting in my dorm with a bag of food for me and my favorite milkshake.
He loves me
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I honestly couldn't think of anything else to add but anywhoo I love him though he struggles to express his emotions I'm also remaking Pt.2 cause I hate it... ask me anything
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lena-thinks-too-much · 3 days ago
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Tim absolutely has a whole folder of contingencies for Bernard's conspiracy theories. Like yes they're fucking wild and nonsensical half the time. But also they live in Gotham and weird stuff happens all the time. Like Tim's paranoia rivals batman's. You can't tell me this man wouldn't have some plans just in case.
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yall-send-help · 13 hours ago
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i like to think that as the batboys get older, they have little moments of realization when they remember what the others had gone through at their age
“wow, i’m as old as bruce was when he took in dick”
“i’m as old as dick was when blüdhaven was destroyed”
“i’m as old as jason was when he died/came back to gotham as a villain”
etc etc
and with each realization, it doesn’t magically fix their relationships and all the past traumas and hurts, but it does open their eyes and allow for a little more understanding and grace
and it reflects in their later interactions when their teases are a bit kinder or their jabs are a bit softer
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carmelitacreep · 1 day ago
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An headcanon that I have about the Batboys:
Jason and Dick have a thing for redheads, and this is true both in fanon and canon,
some of Jason love interest in canon are: Barbara (yes, for some reason that is canon in some dc universe) and Artemis (the Amazon from outlaws). And in fanon: Roy and Koriand'r All of them are redheads
now Dick, in canon: Koriand'r and Barbara (again). In fanon: Wally Still, all of them redheads
so yeah, the first to robins have a thing for redheads, but the third and fourth (beacuse Steph is more like robin 3.5) have a thing for Kryptonians... let me explain
romantically in fandom, and in frienship in canon, Tim has Kon, and Damian has Jon and the fact that dc gave Jon a boyfriend, and the same goes to Tim, but that boyfriend isn't their bat/supes counterpart...
so yeah, this is my headcanon do what you want with it
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bookwormbynight · 3 days ago
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XD you make a fair point. poor guy </3
On a related note now that I'm actually thinking about this again, since I first posted that a few months ago I HAVE experienced something about his early days (Batman Year One) and I was entirely 100% correct - at one point he literally gets bashed over the head with a television someone was stealing because he wasn't paying enough attention. Veeery in line with what I was thinking.
Something I HADNT considered was that the Extremely Corrupt police force would be trying to kill him, which happens with a lot of malice and enthusiasm 😭
I've experienced none of the shit about Batman's early days as a vigilante, btw, but I guarantee you he was doing some STUPID shit. Making mistakes the Robins would have never even THOUGHT of. I can feel it in my heart. Harvey asked him to "hang out" (do drugs) right before patrol one day in college and instead of choosing either of the sane options (come up with a suitably Brucie excuse to say no or don't go out as Batman high as balls) he panics and rationalizes that his training's got him covered here right?? (No.) Almost everything in his belt is there because he once needed it and did not have it. Half of the surgeries he'll ever need for his broken face happen in the first six months. Alfred is surprised he's still alive.
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ahfrickenfrick · 7 months ago
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vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?
12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??
bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…
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demonicsuffrage · 2 months ago
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The justice league sees Batman periodically updating a database of his, at the oddest of times, and naturally they think it's got something to do with his contingency plans or a dataset about the Gotham rogues, but in reality it's just him keeping record of his many children's changing tastes
Superman: Woah, he's writing down with such concentration, wonder what could be in there, maybe a new villain in Gotham?
Bruce, writing: "Dick has refused his favourite Pb&J five mornings in a row. Delete from favourites. Ask for new favourite food."
"Jason didn't seem as Eager to read the new book by his favourite author, put it in neutral category."
"Tim chose a green shirt instead of a red one at the mall today. More research needed."
"Cass listened to arctic monkeys on repeat this week. Update to favourites."
"Duke expressed an interest in slam poetry and called band practice lame. Put poetry in favourites and band in neutral."
"Damian watched Bluey for a total of 50 hours this week. Update to favourites."
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nyukaart · 2 months ago
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Teen dad Bruce(19y.o.) and Dick (8 y.o.) is my favorite thing
Bruce still being in College (med student) and deciding to adopt Dick just cause he can.Alfred is tired of the utter chaos these two bring Their dynamic is more like the Lego Batman movie more than anything honestly (they mean so much to meee)
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