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The Batfam but as my stupidest injuries
Bruce: broke his nose playing blindfolded hide and seek with the kids
Dick: under estimated how close a tree was and cartwheeled directly into it
Jason: dropped a medicine ball weight directly on his head while doing squats and got a concussion
Tim: fell all the way down a staircase while running to see a cat
Damian: cut his face open on a rusty swingset after a trick gone wrong
Duke: badly sprained his ankle, jumping off something on a dare
Cass: fell off scaffolding set piece during a performance
Barbara: burnt her hand making bacon when someone else accidentally hit the pan
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ambriel-angstwitch · 3 days
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Dick: I'm sure wherever Bruce is now, he's looking down on us
Dick: He's not dead, he's just very condescending.
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ryemiffie · 17 hours
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This SPECIFIC quote from my day cause I laughed so hard, as batman incorrect quotes:
Batman, incredibly nervous: Soo, dinner later? Yes, no, maybe?
Superman: A hard possibly.
Batman: HA, hard possibly or possibly hard!
Superman:
Batman: Don't quote me on that.
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days
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Jason, leaving: Okay, love ya.
Jason and Rose: *freeze*
Jason: Uuuhh...
Rose: Uh...
Jason: ... No I don't. *runs off*
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the-coffee-fandom · 2 days
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Sibling Be Like
Jason: Imagine if woman wrote men the way men wrote woman.
Tim: What?
Jason: You do know how men write women, right?
Tim: No?
Jason: Huh.
Tim: I think my problem is that I don’t read books by men.
Jason: No. That is a solution.
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deadmanofthenight · 2 days
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Arkham games Joker: Would you still love me if I multiplied myself for you Bats?
Batman: I don't love you now
Batman: Wait what
*Animated Jokers, movie Jokers, Lego Joker and Telltale Joker slowly creep up behind him.*
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iwannabealice · 1 month
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clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you
bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?
clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-
bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son
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thedevilundercover · 2 months
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Jason: How old are you actually, Timberlina?
Tim, thinking about it:… do you mean physically, mentally, or the amount of years I have been in existence
Damian, unapologetically eavesdropping: TT, what are you going in about drake
Jason: uhh the amount of years you’ve been in existence?
Tim: 35 years
Jason:
Damian:
The entire Batfam:
everyone: what the fuck tim?
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keratin-moth · 9 months
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Dick, after sleeping for 4 hours due to a nightmare, an exhausting police shift, a long Blüdhaven patrol and an annoyingly long meeting with Batman before their Gotham patrol: Guys please can you quiet down? I can’t focus.
Jason and Damian looking concerned: We haven’t said anything in the past 30 minutes??
Tim on his 52nd hour of no sleep full of caffeine: You hear the voices too?
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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 1 month
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Jason, to Bruce: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Dick, smirking: Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I noticed that too
Bruce: …
Bruce: I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Tim: *Loudly sips tea from a bowl*
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Jason: I accidentally poisoned one of our drinks, but I don’t remember which one
Dick: EXCUSE ME-
Damian: With the way this gala’s going, I hope it’s mine
Tim: *chugs his drink*
Bruce: *quickly takes Y/N’s drink before she can do the same*
Y/N: Aw man :(
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Tim: You have a face
Bernard: Yes, I do
Tim: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face
Bernard: Thanks, I guess
Tim: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 24 hours
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Tim: I won't have to fight alone, we have lots of teammates
Dick: Yes
Tim: I can just run away
Dick: correct
Tim: and come and hit them in back of the head later
Dick: .... Sure
Tim: and scam them!
Dick: wait-
Tim: AND STEAL ALL THEIR MATERIAL POSSESSIONS!
Dick: hold on
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ryemiffie · 3 days
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More quotes from my day but it's batfam incorrect quotes again!
Tim: Ugh, someone just end me already.
Dick: He didn't mean that literally!
Damian: Damn it!
(I also did this one as a rottmnt incorrect quote)
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dc-and-damirae · 10 months
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random hero: aren't you embarrassed about being related to the villain red hood?
Dick: honestly, I'm more embarrassed about being related to Tim
*Tim walks in covered in glitter and offers no explanation*
Jason watching on the monitors at his safe house: lol
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werewolf-in-sweaters · 5 months
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Bruce: Rules are made to be broken. Clark: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Dick: Uh, piñatas. Jason: Glow sticks. Tim: Karate boards. Damian: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Bruce: Rules. Clark:
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