#dc prompt

[florisa6s]

A idea- Damian

I like to think that whenever one of the bats are sick or hurt Damian takes over their vigilante roles. I can see him rolling up dressed as Redhood talking to his goons

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Goon 1: boss is that you? Why are you so short?

Damian: how dare you! I'll have you know I can have your kneecaps removed and I'm very tall for my height!

Goon 2: alright kid go back to your- Ah! He bit me!

Damian: fools, I am your boss! I'm Redhood!

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When Damian took over Dick's costume (Dick was sick) I can see Dick catching Damian like this then cooing over little Nightwing taking photos filling his phone storage, Damian would head to the Titans telling everyone he's Dick despite him being very short and aggressive.

And with Tim I can imagine Damian being pouty about it but he'll still do it messing with Kon and Bart, he wouldn't let anyone know he was doing it for Tim and when Tim comes back he's just confused about why Bart and Kon are fearful of him and complaining

Damian also does it with the girls (he especially enjoys wearing Cass's outfit) he tried to do batman but obviously everyone said no and he got banned from it.

(I just imagine Damian wearing the outfits out of missions because he looks up to his siblings even if he won't say so) cute little brother energy.

Damian definitely doesn't let anyone in the batfamily know, it's his little secret.

[alyakthedorklord]

Duke, new to the family, awkwardly entering the kitchen where various members of the Waynes are hanging out/baking/drooling over the baking: Uh… random question, is Tim dating someone?

Steph, all her training focused on stealing baked goods: oh yeah he’s got a boyfriend, why?

Duke, just wanted a book, utterly disgusted: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t outing him if I told you he’s currently defiling the library.

Jason, slamming down a bowl of brownie batter: he’s fucking WHAT-

[all-the-clowns-hate-joker]

There should be more Justice League/Superbat fics where most heros arent really sure if Batman is even real or only know him as

"Supermans Demon Boyfriend Who Hangs Around And Can Be Convinced to Help The League Sometimes"

with like full weird off putting batman who sticks to the shadows and moves with all the wicked grace of an executioners axe and definitely an alien comforting but to bright to look at for too long Superman

[cripskis]

if danny was in the justice league, you CANNOT convince me that him and Shazam wouldn’t screw with the other leaguers. like, they’ve both “technically” been around for millennia. there is not a universe in which they wouldn’t exploit that for The Memes™.

“Hey Phantom, you remember that party that Julius threw? Total rager. Can’t believe Calpurnia is still up and kicking.”

“Shazam, my dude, Calpurnia is a band. Miss girl is long gone. But no, yeah. Kinda missing that weird cheese they had. Want me to fly over to Rome and grab some? Worth it, honestly.”

“Ooh, get me some of that weird chip dip stuff too. The one he dumped on Antony.”

Meanwhile everyone else in the watchtower meeting room, having an aneurysm: “Julius… Caesar…?”

[jaybirbie]

With the official crowning of the Infinite Realms new King. Fright Knight can finally retire. Thousands of years he has waited for this moment, to finally rest.

But first he must find a suitable replacement for his new king whom he had admittedly grown fond of.

But Whom?

The answer was quite simple. Just as he had been trained long ago to prepare for his potential fate. Having been bestowed the duty by his own ancestor. Who had been chosen herself by the previous, on and so forth.

His bloodline, an heir. He was sure it held strong. Protecting their doorways and preparing for the next Chosen weilder of the Soul Shredder, protector of the High King.

The Next Fright Knight.

After informing his new King of his temporary leave. He entered the Royal Library to follow along his family tree and remind himself of the name he had long since been summoned away from.

AL GHUL.

And from the looks of his descendants only one met the criteria he was searching for.

18, Male ( his time around his new King had certainly been enough to gleam where his..interests lie and being the same age should help smooth the reaction of his new King when he finds out)

If you are to be soul bound to one enother for the rest of your existence, it is a benefit to appeal to one another afterall.

Now, he must simply shred the soul of Damian Wayne and bind him to the sword.

[satoshy12]

After Danny was hit by the invetion of his parents, he turned to a child or toddler and needed someone to take care of him. So Vlad promised to take care of Danny while his parents worked to fix what they did. Well,  Tiny Danny didn't like Vlad. But as Vlad promised him to take him with him around the US, Danny joined.

Well, Vlad lost Danny, or better, Danny flew away after a short time. - At least the boy was Phantom as he fought against the aliens. Danny loves it! He should go outside more!! He met so many cool people and fought many new villains, even if most didn't attack back. +

Vlad, at the start, didn't notice that Danny was gone; only later did he see him on TV. Well, what is the worst that will happen? + Danny leaves Vlad when he sees something funny and returns when Vlad is back and taking a nap. And Vlad could take care of his work while it was there; other than the GIW, nothing could hurt him as Danny has his full memories too!! They/GIW/Ghost Hunters can't be that stupid to shoot a toddler in public where they can't cover it up, right??

Well, surprise!!! They are, as he watched TV and saw it on the news. Thankfully, Hero came, and Danny is back, but it is time to leave.

And the Public is pissed, he seem to have forbid Danny from flying out of the Building till they move again.

[flame-343]

PROMPT

What if clockwork had HUGE beef with the flash family? They slow down time or travel back and forward in time and it just ruins all his hard work. At the beginning, it was ok but after five years? No, just no. Now the justice league has to summon Danny to make political connections, but after the summoning Danny is just gon smacked and asked flash to sign something, when asked why Danny just says "you and your entire family pissed off the controller of time and timelines. He isn't allowed to because ghost writer won't allow him, so he has been planning your lives after you die, he has a HUGE grudge with you guys, you're like celebrities". And flash? He has a new love for being alive and absolute terror for when he dies

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what would be hilarious.

Trans Batman accidentally convincing Gotham that the batclan are like clownfish.

This is helped along when Red Hood comes onto the scene and is later also revealed to be a batclan member.

[evilminji]

:T Hello there, Thought(tm) of the day...

I? Just remembered that Constantine's "Laughing Magician"(?) title is... f*ckin HEREDITARY?

Like?? As in The Constantine Meances have been out here, harrasing divinity and demons alike for GENERATIONS on behalf of a Good Time, the Lols, and probably Humanity if they can be arsed and you make a good case.

W... What chance would there even BE of at least like? HALF those f*ckers(conflicted but affectionate) NOT becoming Realms Ghosts? With the sh*t they're exposed too? With THEIR luck??

You think DEATH can trick them? Take them away for good? Take away the local Rat B@stard, Tricks Gods Just To See If He Can, Fate Is My Second Mistress and I Cuckold Glory On Your Mother's Bed, Constantine?

They run down main street, *ss in the breeze, wearing someone else's shirt and two shoes that don't match, not a stitch else, like run away lovers. Let Death TRY and catch them. Sorry, Luv, it's not them, it's definitely you.

..........I bet they're the wooooorst~~✨️

No joke, I bet they set up a whole *ss TOWN of Constantine.

Where the odds are in THEIR favor, gods fear to tread, and reality straight out stops working right. Like Diagonal Ally for B*stards, extended to a whole floating island. Everyone's related. It's Chaos. They can barely stand each other. Would sell each other for a toothpick.

Mess with ANY off them... and you can kiss your afterlife good bye.

They have NO neighbors because both no ones dumb enough to get NEAR them AND no one can stand to be around that many Constantines at once. The physical Manifestation of Fate wants to take the whole LOT of the handsy F*CKS to court for child support and a restraining order.

Somehow... they keep getting Earth Booze.

They SHOULDN'T have access. It's been anywhere from decade to centuries since they died. Millennium for a few. Howms't The F*CK, do they keep getting cheap gin and vodka? Bourbon and beer? Even the odd fruity cocktail for funnies.

Please... PLEASE! Tell the Zone at large, that their innate birthright powers STOPPED at Death. They... they are just REALLY good at smuggling right? Excellent con men?

Tell us they can't f*ckin PREDICT AND INFLUENCE Natural Portals!!!

*smug sipping noises from a large room full of Dead @ssholes*

Okay... They Won't Tell You~ 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

Now! I hear you ask? Why are John's Terrible, Terrible, God Awful Ghostly Relatives relevant? Absurdly powerful as they are... they seem to take the afterlife as an extended "Ha! GET F*CKED, DEMONS WHO WANTED MY SOUL!" Vacation/Family get together.

Minded their business and expected everyone to mind THEIRS, or ELSE.

Didn't give two solitary SH*TS that Pariah woke from his little nappy-poo to cause a tantrum. After all, in their family? When DOESN'T some "great and terrible Power That Be" get itself in a snit? Meh... it's baby Johnny's turn to clean sh*t up. Best of luck to 'im~!

But THEN!

They must've been drinking... making out with their equally terrible and bamf trainwreck significant others... sitting around playing "who can cheat best at cards"... when? Huh.

Never seen the Fate and The Odds... STRANGLE like that.

Billions of billions of What-Ifs, Maybes, Could-bes, and more... suddenly YANKED towards a single spot. The allowance of Only One Outcome. Almost like what they can do, but... not, WRONG, per say...

Just... impossible.

There's NEVER.. JUST one way this plays out. You can control the big notes. The script. But the details and set dressing will always decide themselves.

NO ONE can just... Decide What Will Happen. And yet?

...............was....... was that Little Johnny? Has to be. Right? Where's his old man? Oi! Was that your Kid??! John's closest relatives are baffled. Nope. They can still feel him laying a beat down on some demon in Norway. So then? Who?

How?

Well mark them CURIOUS(tm).

They decide to actually get up. Put their various drinks and cards down. Put pants on. Somebody's done something... INTERESTING(TM) and they want to know what's up. So? Off they trot.

It's traumatizing for everyone who sees them. The Constantines have breached f*ckin B*stard Containment and are spilling into the Zone. On this! The DAY Pariah Waged A War! THEY JUST GOT RID OF HIM!

And Danny? His everything hurts. The Eyeballs are starting to come out of the woodwork and ARGUE about him like he's not even there. He's DANGEROUS blah blah blah. Give them the crown. Right now! Etc etc.

Somethings telling him not too.

It's... it's HIS isn't it? Has been for centuries and seconds. And... and... everyone one of him is King. There is only one of him. The Zone covers all the multiverse and all of the Hims that were and aren't here and helped and... and...! His head is starting to hurt.

But the more they try to push him to hand it over, the less he feels like unhanding the dang gaudy thing. No. His now. He'll use it as a DOOR stopper if he dang well feels like it! Stop yelling.

Then all these blonde ghosts saunter in... and all he can think is "F*ck. I think they noticed."

Huh?

@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites @bjurnberg @the-witchhunter @hdgnj

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Justice League meet the Batfam au fic BUT the secret only gets out because Batman had a choice between staying quiet or acting on a truly golden opportunity to embarrass his son and like any father he chose embarrassment

[florisa6s]

A idea- bats/ mostly Jason

Do you think as a crime lord Jason ever gets people putting hits on the bats asking him to kill them.

They pay him to kill Nightwing, and you just have Dick and Jason setting up a whole bloody scene and taking photos as 'proof' Jason killed Nightwing. (They put the discowing in the middle all bloody)

Then if any of them payed him to kill Damian he would get so angry and defensive immediately killing them or just maiming them really badly.

I think Jason keeps count on who gets the most hits on them just so he can brag about who's the most annoying or killable.

He definitely would keep the photos the people have of all the bats because it's always low quality and funny.

I can see Jason getting payed to kill Batman which will lead to a week or two of Jason trying to kill Bruce but in all honesty it's more playing.

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Jason: hey B

Bruce: hey Jaylad, I didn't know you stayed last night

Jason: yeah I came about an hour ago

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Dick: so is anyone going to mention how you just stabbed B?

Jason: tch no I didn't stab him it's just a knick

Dick: he is bleeding, it's stuck in his side!

Bruce: come on Dick he's just playing

Jason: Yeah you heard him I'm just playing!

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*Damian in the background absolutely furious that Jason doesn't get punished when he stabs people but when Damian stabs people suddenly that's a problem!? It's just friendly bonding*

Ps: Dick's the one with the most people trying to kill him via assassin.

[alyakthedorklord]

Tim gets his hands on Jason’s helmet and hacks the voice modulator to sound like Hatsune Miku.

Feared crime boss Red Hood uses it anyway.

[justsomebatfamstuff]

Prompt idea

What of instead ‘Depressed/Abused Tim with no inhibitor because of some drug and tries commit unlive, making Batfam realises they phucked up’ we got Tim who tried eating his phone or just doing every thought that just came to mind like,

“TIM! DON’T PLAY DARTS WITH THE NEEDLES!”

“GET FUCK OFF ME REPLACEMENT!”

“FATHER! DRAKE BIT ME!”

And like so on, and by the end Tim’s phone has been smashed into bits, half of the medbay was destroyed, and Tim had to be removed from a watchlist for sending out nuke warnings as a prank.

[ilovereading5252]

“NO CAPES!” - dc x dp prompt

The movie “the Incredibles” doesn’t exist in the DC-Universe. But it exists in the Phantom universe.

Danny, who managed to actually annoy Vlad into giving up his cape is looking for a new target.

[jaybirbie]

JonDami head cannon.

Everyone assumes the jealous one would be Damian. It's not.

Turns out its Jon, Damian just so happens to be oblivious to people's flirtatious.

[mkarchin713]

Brucie Beyond

What would be Wayne be like if he kept up his Brucie persona in Batman Beyond and how would it affect the storyline?

I want to see Old Gay Queen Brucie himbo his way to glory in his old age.

I want to see Terry nearly break his neck with whiplash from his double take of meeting Brucie for the first time.

I want to see Derek Powers forced to interact with Brucie and not be able to do anything because even in his advanced age Brucie is a media darling and showing his distaste for the old man would cause a PR nightmare.

I want to see Ace put in cutesy outfit and brought to events as Bruce’s emotional support doggo.