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angyblobghost · 22 hours ago
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Danny "piece of shit teenager" Phantom is floating around being a pain in the ass in the Justice League, as normal, when suddenly, he stops in the air.
His head turns 194 degrees, and his smile stretches wide.
"Raven!" He calls, just as the cloaked half demon enters the meeting room.
She stares impassively. "Danny."
"Oh come onnnnnn" the ghost ribs, standing upside down above her like a strange mirror image. "Call me 'Dad' already!"
Raven scowls. "No."
Cyborg, who had entered the watchtower with the girl, looks between them in confusion. "Now what on sweet mother earth is goin' on here?"
Phantom's laughter grated on every eardrum in the vicinity, like cracking glaciers.
"I beat the hell out of her dad, and ate half his soul!" He explains, like it's nothing.
"I took his throne in the duel, so it's only right that I be both a better ruler and a better father, eh?"
"Not my dad." Raven growls.
Phantom just smirks at her, and tosses her a paper bag. She catches it in her magic, and immediately whips out a cookie and begins crunching on it.
On Cyborg's glance, she just glowers. "Not sharing."
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stars-obsession-pit · 2 days ago
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Danny was forced to flee from his home universe due to the actions of the Guys in White.
At first, his new universe of choice seemed amazing! Sure the crime rate seemed higher than back home, but superpowers a known thing! If his powers are discovered, he’ll have actual legal protections! And better yet, they have actual living aliens!!
But then as he tried to integrate himself into a normal life, he found the catch.
Apparently, pheromones and associated “pack” instincts are an integral aspect of social interactions in this universe. And since he’s from a different one, he has neither.
It’s like being an outcast at Casper High all over again.
Without the pheromones, he comes off as uncannily flat to basically everyone he meets—never mind how he’s constantly missing context about the people around him. And even if someone does try to connect with him, it seems like his lack of pack instincts might make him come across as dismissive anyway.
He already struggled with social cues sometimes before, but this made things a million times worse.
Luckily, he’s already found a light in the darkness.
Cass.
He’s not quite sure how he befriended the quiet girl, but she’s the best. Even without having pheromones, she seems to just get him. Plus, she’s been indispensable in helping him learn how to understand and navigate social situations properly.
As far as he’s concerned, she’s basically an angel.
He gets the sense she was an outsider like him too once, though he hasn’t tried to pry into her backstory. The last thing he wants is to damage their friendship.
Which is also why he’s trying to keep his growing crush on the down-low too. He doubts she feels the same way, so there’s no reason to rock the boat.
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hypewinter · 2 days ago
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For a long time Danny considered the portal accident to be the worst day of his life. But now sitting in a meeting full of various delegates while representing the Infinite Realms, he's starting to rethink that ranking.
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proneterror204 · 5 days ago
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Few people know this, but Danny is a great cook.
He had to be. He was living with neglectful parents who sometimes forget about their children and forget to eat themselves. Sam and Tucker love his cooking as he cooks both meat and vegan dishes.
Amity Park has a yearly cooking competition and technically Danny's won it 4 years in a row.
The first year Jack and Danny entered the competition. Danny did the cooking and Jack added a "Fenton secret ingredient". That secret ingredient being ectoplasm. That day the food tasted the judges just as much as the judges tasted the food. The Fenton family was banned from the cooking competitions from that day forth.
The second year Danny entered the competition under a fake name. Unfortunately Dash had heard about him entering the competition and stole Danny's food for his own and winning the competition. Fortunately Sam stole the ribbon from Dash and gave it to Danny.
The third year Danny made sure that Dash couldn't steal his food but Cujo had also followed Danny into the competition and the bully had spread rumors about Danny putting dog in his food. And again Danny was disqualified. Sam bought him his own trophy because she knows he'd win, but it wasn't the same.
The fourth year Danny entered again, but this time so did the lunch lady and when the food was being judged people ran due to the lunch lady being a ghost the competition was canceled and no one won.
This year Danny was going to win. He had always used the recipes provided to him by his pen pal Alfred pennyworth and he was going to win fair and square and prove he was a good cook.
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tourmelion · 1 day ago
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Imagine Danny getting summoned during a fight with a major cult, gets frozen in stasis for a bit and when he comes to the bats have finished off the cult, and then he and Jason recognize each other, and says how he's sorry 'mother nature'(undergrowth is gender fluid in this) only took him half way to his body. Shocking the bat family, Jason included.
Bruce: " so it's true, the worms didn't eat him and mother nature kicked him out of his afterlife "
Danny: " no, no, no, he kicked him out of the plant carriage she was using to transport him to his body "
Tim: " I thought you allegedly challenged 'death' to uno for 6 months to earn your life back "
Danny: " oh, he did, that was me, the nature spirit was just the one shepherding him home, which he didn't do!! "
Danny: " when we found out we beat his ass, I'm so sorry that happened to you Jay"
JL: " so you actually died, and didn't go on a pilgrimage una unicycle? "
Danny: " yep, and he did actually, just in the infinite realms :)"
And in the background Jason is wide eyed cause, (oh, I guess that did happen (. _.) )
jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life
Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row
Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this
Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won
Tim:
Dick:
Jason: :)
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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.
Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool
Damien:
Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk
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JL: He came back... Wrong
Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died
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Roy: So... How was death?
Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back
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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?
Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out
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r3ynah · 3 days ago
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Landlord Jason, with runaway Danny shenanigans:
I like to headcanon that Jason is afraid of dating due to his anger issues that came from the Lazarus waters, so he acts out the persona of a serious landlord who tries his best to play the part of being hard to get (his doing a shit job at it, he has read too many romantic books). And Danny who ran away from Amity Park, because he got nothing to lose, is just looking at him with hearts for eyes and flirts with him at every opportunity.
Danny: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Jason: Aren't you forgetting something? Danny: Uuh…hesitantly kisses Jason's forehead before running out. Jason: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Danny : Jason is playing hard to get. Danny : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Danny : This date is boring! Jason: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Danny : Then why did you invite me? Jason: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Jason I'll do whatever I want!
Danny : Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Jason: You always act stupid. Jason: Jason: Wait…
Danny : How do I tell Jason that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? Jason, who was about to enter the entrance of the lobby: ....
Danny : I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Jason: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Danny , getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
Jason: Are you trying to seduce me? Danny : Why, are you seducible?
Danny : Are we fighting or flirting? Jason: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Danny : Your point?
Jason: I feel like doing something stupid. Danny : I’m stupid, do me.
Danny, trying to flirt with Jason: I think both of our families suck.
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rin-may-1103 · 2 days ago
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Aspiring Escape Artist. (DCXDP)
The Master Post
Aspiring Escape Artist:
The new foster kid might be a little more traumatized than the other kids they usually take in for a while, but it's not like they can't handle it. That is, until Danny started sneaking out, past the bat-grade security system, without getting caught and without using his powers.
Part one, part two, part three(to be written).
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biteytiefling · 3 days ago
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The bats were being followed they had been for a while now. Whatever had been following them  had been doing so for hours eventually they got it to come out before them stood two shadow figures with glowing green eyes the bats got into a fighting stance, and the two creatures just stared at them and then attempted to mimic their stance like an excited little kids Nightwing tilted his head, and then the creatures mimicked that to this continued of the batfamily doing something, and then the creatures attempting to mimic it until they managed to get a hold of Constantine, who told them that the creatures are a pair of protection spirits that were attempting to learn from them.
Or in other words, Danny and Dani have been trying to learn hero skills, and chosethe ones with back up plans for everything to learn from
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seraphichana · 3 days ago
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Is it one of the bioluminecent glass shinies that Danny melts down?
Ghost chirps au but instead of the cute little bird songs and peeps it’s just-
“CAW”
Like a giant crow or flock of crows if there’s more than one ghost. Danny being able to gather all of Gotham’s crows, as a giant army because he sounds like them.
Crows: Who tf are you
Danny: CAW
Crows: Say less homie
He’s named every last one of them and has trained them all to pick locks and steal. He’s respected by the crows because he’s the only one with dexterous hands. If they can’t open something they call in the big guns (AKA Danny) Like imagine being a Gothamite and watching a enormous flock of crows seemingly summoning a scrawny child out nowhere to unlock a dumpster? Like they’re crowding around him like he’s the messiah, a god even and they all just squawk in unison when the kid pulls out a bobby pin and picks the padlock. They’re dropping, coins, bottle caps, earrings, bullet shells, anything vaguely shiny and the occasional paper money into his hands.
The kid has a necklace of soda tabs and bottle cap earrings. He also just walks around collecting beer bottles and later sells little glass statues that have a bioluminescent glow (HC that Danny can melt and shape glass with weaker ecto blasts) Glowing glass jewelry is weaved into his hair that is seemingly a identity confirmation for the crows.
Nobody knows the kids name he just showed up one day with his massive army of crows and started to wander. After around a month of the kid wandering around without a care in the world and not dying the locals decide “Huh, I guess crow prince is here to stay,” Like, they accept him as a local cryptid.
Like “Yeah, crow king just kind of vibes but if you give him food, he’ll bash in a pedophiles kneecaps,”
Shit goes down When Danny discovers his chirps can also sound like geese.
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demonic0angel · 4 days ago
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Tim: *downing another energy drink while on a case* You ever drink so many energy drinks that you start hearing your own heart beat?
Danny: *Laying across Tim's lap like a cat, ideally scrolling on his phone* Sounds like me, when I take too much benadryl and start seeing the hat man
Tim: *Immediately concerned for his boyfriend's safety* THE WHO?!
Danny: Oh, this is not a safe place suddenly!
(The hat man is Walker)
(THE HAT MAN BEING WALKER ASDFGHKLL)
Tim: I’ve also seen the Hat Man. But only when my morphine is replaced with fentanyl :/
Danny: Wha— Tim! That’s not good!! I’m pretty sure Hat Man is a ghost!!
Tim: Oh, so it’s fine when you do it, but not when I do it?
Danny: Yes.
Tim: >:/
Danny: >:/
Tim: How about we both get Benadryl and fentanyl rn and see the Hat Man for ourselves? Maybe he’ll help either of us win this argument.
Danny:
Tim:
Danny: Yeah, alr, seems legit
Jazz, in a whole ass different city: *sitting up from bed* My idiot sibling senses are tingling… I sense a great disturbance of the force…
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stars-obsession-pit · 2 days ago
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A “minor” lab accident caused Jack and Maddie to be knocked backwards through the portal into the Ghost Zone.
It didn’t take too long for Danny to notice and go in after them in the Specter Speeder, but time in the Zone can be wonky. He has no idea how long it’s been from their perspective, nor how much chaos they could have caused with that time.
So he went in fully expecting to quite possibly emerge in a giant clusterfuck of a battlefield.
Except, it turns out their chaos went in a different direction.
After being forced to interact with ghosts in new contexts, they chilled out about the ghost hunting thing. Instead, they settled into performing more anthropological and ecological studies of the ghosts.
But they’re still them, so they’re the ontological opposite of “subtle” or “low-key”.
They may not be chasing ghosts around guns blazing, but they are chasing them around pestering them with questions. Or stalking them around taking notes on behavior. Or just generally causing unmatched chaos in other ways.
Apparently Maddie ended up leading a revolution in another haunt that was ruled similarly to Aragorn’s, almost becoming a cult leader in the process. Jack broke into Pariah’s Keep and nearly woke up the sealed king to “ask for directions” (or possibly did wake him up; Danny’s heard conflicting rumors. He doesn’t think that that could have happened without anyone noticing, but with his parents he’s never sure).
Danny thinks he heard some Observants mutterings about an “interdimensional incident” too, but he isn’t touching that with a ten foot pole.
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demonic0angel · 3 days ago
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Damian: Todd if you cause your relationship with Nightingale to end, I will have the family disown you before removing your head from its shoulders
Todd: nice to know how you really feel. what prompted this shovel talk
*Damian points to a cow brush batcow is happily using*
Jason: So?
Damian: I didn't know those existed till Nightingale got Father to install one today
(Hell fucking yeah)
Jason stared at him speechlessly. He was almost about to say, ‘That’s all it takes??’ but then he thought about it some more and shut his mouth with a click.
“I see,” he said instead.
Damian gave him a strange look and then insisted, “You better not break up with her!”
“If I do, I give you permission to kill me and not tell Jazz,” Jason said, rolling his eyes.
Damian glared at him for a moment and then nodded sharply, looking satisfied. Jason was almost offended by his attitude, because what the hell?
Before he could say anything though, they heard Jazz’s distant voice as she called out from across the field, “Jason? I heard from Alfred that you’re in the barn… Jason?”
Jason blinked and Damian had already ran across the grass to get to her, Batcow by his side like a brown and white streaking star as they raced towards Jazz.
“Jazlyn!” Damian practically squealed and in the distance, Jason could see him jumping into Jazz’s arms, who looked delighted to see him and promptly embraced him right back, also accepting the gentle nudges from Batcow.
Jason’s jaw dropped.
The only person he had seen Damian ever run for was Dick and Talia.
Just how on earth had his girlfriend earned the loyalty of one Damian al Ghul-Wayne?!
Jason stared some more in complete shock before he realized that he had been completely left behind.
“Hell no!” He hissed under his breath as he also ran towards Jazz. Like hell he was going to let his kid brother hog all of his girlfriend’s attention!
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flamingpudding · 2 days ago
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Oh yes new crack au the Nightingales I think that's spelled right.
Are a big family with a lot of people in it we're all related by chance they all have a family reunion though in the infinite realms imagine Batman Surprise when you get the invitation in the mail to invite him in the Justice League to the Nightingale family reunion
Turns out that Klarion and Martha Night (what her name used to be before she married Thomas Wayne) share the same deadbeat mother the same one he slept with Klarion's Mom and the same one who had Martha Night with Martha's dad
Just a dumb crack idea of Morpher and Clarion being half siblings and Bruce having to deal with that and many other cookies are like half cousins removed are like aunties and uncles that don't visit a lot because of family drama
Just imagine a big old family reunion hosted by Danny but family games everyone bringing something to eat weirdly planning plans to murder their enemies sometimes but help from younger relatives that understand things more
Teaching your family how to use is technology that they had no idea existed cuz they were born no technology zone
Goofy thing Martha and Klarion Bleak literally being comparative half siblings who win every minigame during the family reunion over here styling out children and jump rope just because they can
Love this idea. I modified the Half siblings origin in for my bit a little to something that felt would make it a little funnier. Also Thanks so much. Your ask came at the right time with my vacation and rekindled my passion for writing. I got a lot of stuff to catch up this vacation!
I was playing with the thought of adding this to my ghost king is my uncle AU but decided against it. This family constellation created for this Family Reunion AU feels better suited for it and funnier in a way.
Either way, i think I drifted of a bit into the crackish space and maybe also went a little ooc at some points... but please enjoy.
[Also an edited and probably a bit more flashed out version might get uploaded to AO3 at some point...]
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A Nightingale Family Reunion
Bruce blinked and stared at the glowing floating eyeball before him. That thing had appeared in the middle of a meeting with the Justice League, directly in front of him. A waspy green tail curled around a envelop, decorated with a small ghost and addressed to his a name. His actual name. Not "Batman" but "Bruce Wayne".
Now it was lucky that identity reveals had already happened with all the core members that were in this meeting. Yet it was still unnerving that someone sent him this creature, directly to him while he was with the Justice League as Batman.
It took him a moment to realize that he wasn't the only one that had a floating eyeball before him. It took only one glance to the side to see that Wonder Woman, aka Diana also had one floating before her. Though compared to him she appeared to have expected it. Thanking that creature for the delivery of an 'Invitation'.
Bruce's eyes flitted back to the eyeball before him. It stared back at him, unblinking, of course not something it could do without eyelids. Unlike Diana he had not yet reached out to grasp that envelope from the creatio. Rather contemplating what could happen if he took it and what all could result from that action.
Deep in his thoughts he did not notice how Diana approached head shaking with a smile. "I didn't realize you were part of the Family. You shouldn't keep it waiting, The messengers have jobs to do."
She didn't hesitate taking the envelope from the eyeball for him, thanking the creation before pressing the envelope into his hand. He reluctantly accepted it, determined to question her later more about this as she appeared to know more than he did about this… phenomenon.
And he wasn't disappointed.
'Later' as he found out Diana explained to him how 'the family' had a get-together every 100 years. A family Reunion of sorts of the entire family in a place called the 'Infinite Realms'. Bruce had wanted to question her more on this but she only patted his shoulder, explaining that not all 'mortal' family members got to take part of this event during their 'live-time'. That some would even either be too young to even remember ever taking part in one until they died.
An unsettling statement. Especially when she implied that one could still take part even after death. It was very unsettling but for now Bruce accepted that explanation. He would still try to press on more questions. His children, who all apparently also got invitations delivered by that eyeball creature (including, even Alfred), weren't much better. While some took it in stride, others went into full on investigation mode. (He stopped counting how many days Tim forwent sleep to deep dive into information about the Infinite Realms.)
And then the day of the 'Family Reunion' came.
Diana had decided to accompany them into the Infinite Realms. Helping by being their guide, his stomach sunk as a green vortex opened before them, an eyeball with a bow tie floating before it, moving like it bowed to them. He worriedly had glanced at his second oldest son, hoping this was not going to be some kind of PTSD trigger, but Jason had appeared surprisingly fine.
So despite not feeling alright with it but encouraged by Diana, that this was harmless, they stepped through the portal.
On the other side they came face to face with a giant foyer, even bigger than the one his children knew from Wayne Manor. Bruce blinked as he stared, schooling his expression into his usual stoic one as he surveyed his surroundings. Several blue skinned or greenish…. people mingled with each other. Some having two legs, others something Bruce could help but describe as a ghost tail.
Then his usual stoic expression dropped as his eyes visible widened and he saw the Ghost of his mother arguing with the Witch Boy Klarion in the middle of the foyer, surrounded by others cheering them on as they apparently were holding some sort of competition and not arguing as he first thought. His children weren't fairing much better considering they knew what Martha Wayne looked like from Portrays.
Alfred appeared to be the least one faced as the older man shock his head fondly as if that wasn't an unfamiliar sight to him.
"DIANA!" A cheery voice shouted that ripped Bruce, as well as his children out of their shock as they saw a blur of black and white approach. Bruce hand instantly went to the hidden batarang in his pockets. But they could only blink as they watched the Amazonian Woman get engulfed in a bear hug that would put Dick's octopus-like hugs to shame.
"My Little Niece! So happy you made it! Oh and I see you decided to help Martha's little one to get here safely!" The white haired man grinned brightly. "I hope you're ready Dan really wants a rematch with you, you know?"
"Uncle Danny. Of course I would come, I would never miss this." Diana smiled, and Bruce decided then that this man likely wasn't hostile and let go of the batarang. Though he only relaxed slightly. "Besides I definitely didn't want to miss this one considering this is their first time."
Danny, as Bruce had noted the name, nodded sagely as he let go of Diana. "I know but it is so hard to organise a get-together with everyone. Every 100 years is the easiest to do this."
Bruce took note of that information also. His eyes darting back to his children that were now curiously watching the crowd, more interested as they judged the situation as not dangerous for the moment. But before Bruce could decided what to do, the white haired man Danny hugged him.
"So glad you could join! I was so eager to finally get to meet my grandbaby! I remember when Martha first showed you off to me! You were such a sweet little thing!" To say Bruce was shocked was an understatement. Dick and the rest of his kids started snickering when they saw how Bruce's face morphed from stoic to something akin to shell shocked for the bat.
As if on que a voice he hadn't heard in years called out "BRUCIE!" And a moment later the man was in a group hug, sandwiched between the man with white hair, claiming to be his maternal grandfather and the ghost of his mother.
"MARTHA! I WASN'T DONE WITH YOU YET!" Another familiar voice shouted. Less considered family but still shocking as Klarion marched over arms crossed as he the witch boy glared at Martha. "We are not done yet sister!"
"SISTER?!" The batkids shouted in chorus. Bruce was pretty sure this was the moment his brain blue screened.
Alfred on the other hand seemed rather amused. Though before Bruce could even give a semblance of a reaction to… just everything another very familiar but also strict voice shouted across the entire foyer.
"BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE!" The reaction was instant, as if it hadn't been years Bruce stood straighter, eyes darting to who shouted his full name. Wide eyed he saw the ghost of his father Thomas Wayne approaching…. with a Sandale in hand.
And while his brain was currently too overwhelmed to recognise the shock of first seeing his parents (even as ghosts), and also the chaos of whatever kind of family reunion this was. A in -trained reaction was the first thing that got his body in motion, as memories of his childhood flashed across his mind. Not even his own training could have prevented this kind of reaction.
The Bat-kids on the other hand watched stunned as there was only a second of Bruce seeing the Ghost of Thomas Wayne with a stern expression and a sandal in hand before the man they knew as Batman. Stoic, unmoving and unphased, emotionally constipated Batman. Hightailed it and ran, the expression of a child getting caught with their hand in the cookie jar plastered across the running man's face.
Klarion bursted out laughing, Martha chuckled amused, the smile of a caring mother hidden behind her hand and Alfred he looked even fonder, openly chuckling. All the while the ghost of Thomas Wayne chased after his son shouting of "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ANCIENTS WERE YOU THINKING DROPPING OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL! WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE ARE YOU FOR YOUR OWN CHILDREN! ONE OF THEM IS EVEN A HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUT! EVEN HARVEY AND HARLEY HAVE A DEGREE!"
The other guests of this reunion didn't seemed bothered at all and even Diana shook her head as she excused herself in search for her Uncle Dan that apparently wanted a rematch. It took a moment for the Batkids but once the shock settled their attention instantly got drawn to their grandmother starting arguing with Klarion about some game they had to finish.
"Uh…. how are you two siblings?" Jason, the brave soul asked, while his sibling seemed to still try to catch up with things. Maybe Jason was just better in these pack that thought for later moments, to recover the fastest.
"Oh this is your Great Uncle Klarion my dears. My halfbrother." Martha smiled at them as she warped her arms around Klarions shoulder, pinching the Witch Boys cheek. Which looked comical in a way as Martha appeared as a full grown adult while Klarion… was well Klarion.
"Stop that." Klarion hissed swatting at Martha and Danny laughed at his two children.
"Yea but… how?" Tim finally stammered out finding his voice once he logged a lot of his thoughts away for later. There was just too much to unpack at once.
"So well…" Martha starts before pausing. "This here is my mom. Danny. Yes Mom, the entire family calls him mom because of his tendency to mother hen over us all."
Danny had the gall to look offended and was about to interrupt his daughter before a hand clapped over his mouth a woman that looked a lot like him leaning over his shoulder grinning mischievously. "Oh, are we explaining family relations? I am Danielle by the way, your great grand aunt. You kids can call me Ellie."
Dick's mind was starting to spin but he nodded, sharing a look with his siblings.
"So Marha is the daughter of Danny's wife. The one he fell in love with and married when he chose to give a mortal life another chance. And Klarion? Is also Danny's son but well..." Ellie smiles mischievous like she knew a conspiracy they didn't. "...some things appear to be very much in the family."
"What does that imply…?" Damian ask eyes sharp as he noticed the glance towards him.
"Well Klarions birthmom is a deadbeat, somehow got Danny to sleep with her and then dropped Klarion off with him years later when he had just married again and had Martha." Ellie grind and suddenly the entire Batkids started with a strange feel of Deja vu, while Danielle grinned widely. Martha chuckled amused too and Klarion just shook his head.
Damian coughed awkwardly. The parallels to his own mother and Bruce were not lost on him. Then Jason suddenly broke out laughing, "You telling me Demon Brat isn't the only kid in the family that has a background like that!"
To their shock Martha broke out laughing now while Klarion glared at her. "Oh my! My grandchild and brother are even sharing a nickname!"
"Wait what?!" Tim spluttered, as he stared openly at Klarion. The witch boy. Someone he had fought several times by now. Who apparently was in his family also known as Demon Brat.
"Excuse me! My birth mother was at least an actual demoness! My grand nephew's mother doesn't compare to that at all!" Klarion protested, apparently offended for some reasons as Martha only laughed harder.
The bat kids could only watch in shock as Klarion and Martha started to argue like siblings while Danny ended up wrestling with Danielle to get the hand of his mouth. Meanwhile Bruce was still getting chased around by Thomas Wayne for dropping out of medical school and Alfred watched Klarion and Martha with a nostalgic fondness none of them could explain as of right now.
But one thing was clear, this family reunion, that apparently happens every 100 years would hold a whole lot more shocking reveals for them….
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thatrandomsarahchick · 3 hours ago
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They need to strike a deal with Danny for him to be able to either help or leave, as per the terms of the summoning. This is how John finds out what they've done. They have to call him over urgently as Danny has refused ask if their offers and made his own demand: "i want John Constantine for a weekend. A whole weekend, and you can't call him away for anything!" He then pulled a pack of cards out of a pocket, and started shuffling them.
John arrives and recognises his son immediately. "Aw fuck. Yeah I agree, sorry, I know it's been a while."
Danny immediately grins "yay! I have so many plans. Let me just nip this in the budget quickly first"
He flies through the barrier and starts fist fighting the clouds. Soon, he pulls out - is that a Thermos??? - and sucks the storm inside it. Then he flies down and screams at a building until it shake apart and collapses. Inside, he start fist fighting a being with purple horns, before he sucks that into a Thermos as well.
Within half an hour, the threat is over. Everyone is awake and the weather has gone back to normal across the globe.
"OK, all done. These guys can stay in soup jail for a few weeks to think about what they've done, and I'll deal with the Fruitloop who likely set them loose upon the world. In the future, just call me. Then we don't have to set a price for my help! John has my number."
John turns to the Justice League with a disappointed look on his face. " we'll discuss your fuck up on Monday. I expect a full turn out to the meeting. Don't contact me before then." He then grabs the Ghost King's hand, and they vanish through a portal.
"But, it's only Tuesday?" Flash said, confusedly, "and the deal was for the weekend?"
I had an idea I don't really know how to flesh it out but here it goes,
Jazz and Danny are not Jack's kids, not to say Maddie cheated just because they weren't together until after Danny's birth, I haven't thought thru who Jazz's father would be yet, but Danny's is John Constantine.
Danny knows who his bio dad is, John would visit a bit when he was younger and a couple other times to see if he had magic (he doesn't... Yet) and sometimes Danny even stayed over at his house for a weekend or two, they call occasionally but mostly birthdays and holidays.
So when Danny gets turned into a ghost well he kinda forgot to tell John and we'll John was a bit buiser that year so it was mostly calls and well time passes and the old king got defeated and Danny became the new one in his place, and then the world is gonna end soon and we'll the Justice League were kinda desperate so they summoned the Ghost King...
Well let's just say John will be having a conversation with his son after this whole world ending business is done with (also the Justice League too for just summoning something without knowing with it would even help them) also seeing if he can spend more time with Danny too cause apparently leaving him alone got him half-killed.
(Jazz's dad could be batman for the fun of it)
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~{Heyyy, so I’ve been dealing with my extended family and am very tired from that so still probably won’t hear from me unless replies,reblogs,and my mutuals comment section (you fuckers are suck with me <3) but has anyone thought of this concept}~
Danny and Phantom as ENA
Ok so hear me out, I’ve been reminded of that one episode where Danny and phantom became their own people and I was thinking “What can I do with this knowledge” and was reminded of the existence of ENA by some very will done OCs and I had this thought, so here’s what I came up with!
So The GIW (Or Vlad or the Fentons) pick your poison of the three and they somehow capture Danny and do what we in the phandom love doing to this boy… traumatizing the shit out of him :). So while their digging around inside of Danny (vivisection au coming in clutch) and end up finding his core and start messing around with it and it ends up cracking like really bad which causes Danny and phantom personality’s to separate and it starts to change their outside appearance too.
And that’s when clockwork finally steps in and drags their ass into the Ghost Zone and start to assess the damage and now Danny and just kinda act like ENA (rapid mood swings, saying the most random shit)but they actually acknowledge each other as different people just in the same body, and with his assessment done Clockwork yeets them into their lair, which looks really fucked out due to them first being half-dead than their core and mind getting messed with.
For their personalities I think
Danny- Space Obsessed (Always sneaks in a pun or fact about space and has stars on his side of the body)
Phantom- Protection (Will beat the shit out of someone on sight if in danger, if reminded of what happened Phantom will immediately get aggressive and Danny will start to freak the fuck out)
Now for the DC stuff I’m thinking.
A group of hero’s from the DCU (again pick your poison here, I don’t really know or care all to much about the specifics of this all too much) and they somehow end up in Danny’s and Phantoms lair and end up wandering around a bit being like “wtf where are we????” Before coming across Danny and phantom.
~{ And that’s all I have for today, now I’m gonna go sleep as it is currently sometime at 3 in the morning and I still haven’t slept so byeeeeee }~
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