#ddadds noah

[skygemspeaks]

Because I still haven’t got over how shitty Amanda’s “friends” were treating her so:

Emma R’s the one that’s been coercing everyone else to avoid and exclude Amanda because she knew that Noah actually used to have a crush on Amanda, and Emma R felt threatened, so she’d told Noah that Amanda thought he was a creep and instead convinced him to go out with her instead.

So after Amanda has that big argument with Emma R-

(”Well if you think I’m so terrible then just stop being my friend!”

“okay!”)

-she just completely stops talking to them, and Emma R. starts feeling kinda guilty, because this is her best friend after all, and they’ve known each other since they were 7, and she kinda misses her.

So one day, she’s sitting at their usual lunch table with the rest of their friends, and she’s waiting for Amanda to come in so she can apologize.

But then.

The cafeteria door opens, and in walks the school badboy, Lucien Bloodmarch, and the rest of his clique.

And he’s got an arm around Amanda’s shoulder, and she’s laughing at something he must’ve said, and she’s joking around with the others in the group, and they’re all looking at her as if she were the sun, and she fits in so well with them, like a missing piece of their puzzle.

And Emma R feels an unexpected spike of jealousy. Because that’s her best friend.

She’s so caught up in her own thoughts that she almost doesn’t hear Noah’s snide comment to Amanda as she and Lucien walk by with the rest of her group.

“Never would’ve thought badboys were your type, Amanda.”

And the group of 5 just stops short.

Amanda is confused and has no idea what Noah is talking about.

Lucien understands, but doesn’t bother to correct the guy despite how horrendously wrong he is.

(Ever since their fathers had started dating, he and Amanda had started spending more time together, and they ended up bonding over their shared rebellious streaks, problems with authority, and utter adoration of their dads.

She’s like the cool older sister he’d never wanted. He couldn’t see her in a romantic light if he wanted to.

And not to mention he’s gay.)

Lucien just smirks down at Noah.

“What, like it’s any of your business who she dates?”

Noah bristles at that, and looks like he’s about to start a fight right then and there.

But Emma R stops the fight before it can happen by getting up and asking Amanda if they can talk.

Amanda looks skeptical for a moment, before telling he others to go ahead.

Lucien, who’s having so much fun riling up Noah, smirks and says, “Sure thing, Panda,” before ruffling her hair and walking off with the others.

“Hey! You know dad’s the only one who can call me that!” she yells good-naturedly.

“You keep telling yourself that, Panda,” Ernest chimes in with a snicker as they walk away.

Amanda rolls her eyes and turns back to Emma R, her smile immediately slipping off her face to be replaced with an aloof expression.

“Well?” she asks, arms crossed, eyebrow raised.

Emma R is a little stunned, a little out of her depth. She’s not used to Amanda having inside jokes without her.

Emma R swallows her pride, apologizes to Amanda, asks if they can be friends again.

Amanda thinks it over for a long moment. She’s so tempted to say yes, to leave it all in the past and have her best friend back again.

But her father’s words echo in her mind, and she steels her heart.

“No,” she says.

Emma R looks taken aback.

“I don’t want to surround myself with people who would alienate me for absolutely no reason at all, people who would avoid me and talk behind my back. Real friends don’t do that. I deserve better.”

And with that, she turns around and stomps off after the rest of her new friends.

Emma R watches in astonishment.

Ernest gives Amanda a quick, one-armed hug as she rejoins the group.

Lucien says something too quiet for them to hear from so far away, before slinging an arm around Amanda’s neck and turning to smirk smugly at Emma R.

[daree-to-dream]

Edit: I wrote it.

So I read @mellenabrave post about Lucien And Ernest getting revenge on Amanda’s friends and @kittentriqs post about all the Cul-de-sac kids being friends and protecting each other and started thinking. Imagine Lucien is closest to Amanda’s age and he hears about what they did through everyday gossip so he goes to Ernest and tells him this kids messed with Amanda and they immediately start a plan to scare the crap out of them. They get all the Cul-de-sac kids in on it. Ernest finds a way to lure them somewhere creepy, like a super creepy abandoned warehouse. Val is waiting and acts like she’s trying to stop them, telling crazy stories just like her dad. They walk in and Christie and Christian are standing there, pulling the creepy twin schtick while Chris just stares from a dark corner and they move past them. Lucien stole Damien’s clothes and is in full makeup as a super creepy vampire and lunges at Noah, who sprints a bit ahead, infuriating Emma R. that he left her there. Ernest insists they continue. They stumble across creepy poems (written by Daisy), and Grace starts suggesting they leave but the Emmas say it’s probably all fake and insist they continue. A crazy creepy ghostly projection of Carmensita appears before them and she warns them to turn back, they’ll never be able to tell the twins apart. They think she means the Christie and Christian and while creeped out by the ghost, ignore it and continue where they finally see Briar and Hazel, who changed their bangs to the same thing and now look identical. They simply ask which one is evil, but if they get it wrong they’ll die. Both are holding huge (fake) knives. Emma R. points to Briar. The girls smile and say they got it wrong. Hazel stalks forward and hold the fake knife to Emma R.’s stomach and Briar takes Noah. Briar seems to thinks and tells Hazel they should let them live on one condition. “You never mess with Amanda again.” “What?!” “You heard the girl. And apologize.” Ernest now holding a (very fake) gun says. They all began sobbing, Emma R. refuses and Val walks in, saying they should have listened, the Christiansen twins stalk out from the shadows, chanting apologize in unison. Chris still stares from a corner once they notice him. Another poem flits down from the rafters, warning them of the vengeance of the group. Carmensita ghost appears again, begging them to comply for their own safety. Emma still says no. The others are crying louder begging her to apologize, strings of apologies also falling from their mouths. “Your funeral.” Hazel says and moves like she is gonna plunge the knife in and Emma R. screams out in an apology, upwards to the sky. Yelling that she’s so sorry and a terrible human and should have never done what she did. Finally Lucien emerges from the shadows. Holding his phone, having recorded everything. The lights flick on and in still creepy unison they all say: “Never mess with the cul-de-sac kids again.” Despite the creepy atmosphere being gone this finally makes them bolt back out the door, Lucien and Ernest chase after them. Still recording. And catches their reactions as the run out of the exit, only to see Noah’s car on fire across the large parking lot. He just collapses on the cold, wet ground. What they didn’t count on was Hugo driving by after picking up groceries and seeing the kids standing outside laughing at crying teenagers and a burning car.

[pbspiderman]

GIVE ME THE HAPPY FAMILY G O D D A M N I T

[themixedcoffee]

sooo, this is what I’ve gotten from the game so far

[ladyalvilda]

I really want to draw Amanda a college girlfriend.

[isa-ah]

hey uhmmm noah fense but mary was the best character in all of ddadds

[yourgympartner]

Holy Crud I Forgot to Update You Guys on DDADDS

This was forever ago, but I managed to get the good ending with Mat; however his first date mini-game was brutal and took me four (or five; I kinda forget) attempts to survive the crowd

Anyhoes, that makes:

James Gorman happily with Damien

Tyler Radical unhappily with Robert

Paul Bleeker happily with Craig, but bad ending with Amanda

Sammy Sweetie happily with Brian

Noah All happily with Hugo

Bad Boy happily with not with Joseph

and Scott Stephens happily with Mat

I think I’m going to wait until winter break before going for Robert again

Also, since I’ve technically dated all of them now, I can officially rank my dads in order of preference, with it being:

1) Craig <3

2) Damien

3) Brian

4) Joesph (idk why I rank him at 4; I know his ending is bad but just let me live)

5) Hugo

6) Mat

7) Robert

[starfleeted]

noah fence but someone buy me DDADDS

[raitcningu]

Jay, in DDADDS: Noah? More like. NoEw.  Amanda: Dad... Jay: Just sayin’, Sweetie. NoEw. That’s his name from now on. 

[gender-euphowrya]

noah fense but i can’t wait til people get over ddadds and move on because that’s all i’m forced to look at on my dash and i don’t care one bit about any of it

[daree-to-dream]

Honestly? I will take my 7 boyfriends and fight all of Amanda's friends.

[yourgympartner]

Yet Another Update on DDADDS

I completed Hugo’s route as Noah All (yes I think I’m funny), and let me tell you that second date with the trivia questions was fucking killer. Had to clear my search history after looking up all that junk (the things I do to impress my dates).

Not to mention that I relate to pre-marriage counseling Quizzmaster Quinn on a spiritual level.

So for those keeping score at home that makes:

James Gorman happily with Damien

Tyler Radical Unhappily with Robert

Paul Bleeker happily with Craig, but bad ending with Amanda

Sammy Sweetie happily with Brian

and Noah All happily with Hugo

Now I’m gonna go for Joseph as Bad Boy