#dead things are kewl

[starrysharks]

can yew tell me abt magical girl ward!! ^_^ im v interested it sounds kewl

okiii i will tell you about magical girl ward!!! note that it's like very up in the air right now and a lot of stuff is susceptible to change. also TW for suicidal ideation, online suicide groups, teen suicide... basically everything to do with suicide.

so the story follows the lives of these girls who are all like mega depressed and suicidal for various reasons, who all meet on this chatroom website and start this tiny community for each of them to vent about their problems to each other. the "leader" of the group, lago_lyre, decides that all the girls should meet up and perform a group suicide because she wants to go out in a crazy, poetic way, and the other members oblige.

there are six members of the group (their usernames become their magical girl titles) -

velvet kuragari aka @bloodEbunnE - 14yr old who hates humanity and idolises lago_lyre for her pessimism. the protag and my PFP!

lillith lyremann aka @lago_lyre - 16yr old misanthrope and obsessive who believes everyone has horrible secrets, thus making them "impure"

momo momoka aka @b0n3ybun - 13yr old shut-in otaku, kind of cut-off from the rest of the world due to poor social skills

izia inuyama aka @jazzalope - 15yr old sports overachiever who's become overwhelmed by responsibilities, overly peppy and active

calico clandestein aka @calicottontail - 17yr old struggling with self-identity to a higher degree than the others, very self-defensive and openly suspicious of others

and poemu paracosman aka @painterpaws - 18yr old artist who's unsure of her future

the main thing is that each member doesn't know the other's identity at first. they all wear different rabbit masks under the instruction of lillith, who wants their deaths to be strange and inexplicable. unfortunately for her however the girls are saved by an unknown magical girl, who dies protecting them. the girls are turned into magical girls in turn, who travel into a cyberspace called the "ward" in order to help other girls on the social media. the girls' profile pictures manifest into "icons", which basically help them in battle - all different rabbits that poemu had drawn for them all.

anyway, the girls have to juggle their daily struggles, magical girl responsibilities, and most importantly keeping the secrets behind their suicidal ideation under wraps. the girls have a shared goal to fulfil the martyred girl's dying wish - one that they don't even know - but lilith is still dead set on her goal of becoming a poetic death and still tries to encourage the other girls by revealing their secrets to the others. um hopefully that makes sense also sorry for answering so late 😭 if anybody asks more questions i'll answer them also none of this is final i'm super tired thank you for the OC ask ^^

[tillthelandslide]

I love an Instagram blurb and there are simply not enough for the 1975! I would humbly request an Instagram blurb for George or Ross w/ a non-famous reader. Perhaps they've been together for a bit, but the increase in popularity has resulted in people learning about her?

Mr Macdonald - Ross Macdonald Instagram AU

Thank you for requesting this, I loved doing this 💖 hope you enjoy

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram I may look cool but I was thinking about pizza 🍕

Liked by rass1975, yourbestfriend and 276 others

rass1975 you are cool bby. Miss you

-> yourinstagram why thank you Mr Macdonald. miss you too 🥹

yourbestfriend where's my credit for taking this picture? 😠

-> yourinstagram you're the best 😘

trumanblack sick 🤘

bedforddanes75 your so kewl 😎

-> yourinstagram FANKS Georgie

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram the best surprise ever 🥹 thank you @yourbestfriend for organising this

Liked by rass1975, trumanblack, yourbestfriend and 679 others

rass1975 couldn't keep me away for that long my love

-> yourinstagram I love you 🥹

trumanblack better bring him back, we've got a tour to attend

-> yourinstagram yes boss 🫡

yourbestfriend you're welcome 💖

rass1975:

rass1975 taking a short break from tour to spend some much needed time with my love @yourinstagram

Liked by trumanblack, bedforddanes75, yourbestfriend and 56,793 others

yourinstagram I love you 🥹

-> rass1975 I love you more

bedforddanes75 cuties

75fan how did I not know he was in a relationship? 😮

-> fan1 they've been together for ages!

-> 75fan how did I not know this? Who is she?

-> fan1 just a normal gal, she's lovely, I met her once and she offered to take photos for me with all the boys and held my stuff for me

-> 75fan omg cute, happy for him. Consider me obsessed

75fan:

75fan okay so I can't believe I didn't know Ross was in a relationship so I did some stalking. Found this picture on y/ns Instagram from ages ago. She seems so sweet and down to earth and like... Normal. I'm officially obsessed

Liked by yourinstagram and 2390 others

fan1 Im shocked that their relationship was like out there, like no secret at all but hardly any of us knew 🤦‍♀️ wtf

-> 75fan ikr madness

fan2 I love how she's just a normal girl like not famous but it also makes me unbelievably jealous haha

fan4 anyone know how long they've been together and how they met?

-> fan3 @yourinstagram pls answer our questions

-> fan5 @fan3 think we should respect their privacy

-> yourinstagram it's all good my lovelies, don't mind sharing this, we thought it was common knowledge haha. I went to school with the lads 😊 but Ross and I got together in 2014. Thank you all for the support 💖

-> 75fan omg you replied!! Thank you for sharing this with us ❤️

fan8 wow they've been together for so long 😳 that's adorable!

75fan:

75fan okay so I did more stalking haha. You can't stop me if you tried now because I'm obsessed... But LOOK I found this adorable picture of Ross and yn at an award show. Wanna know the best thing? She captioned it "babe you look so cool"

Liked 5701 people

Ross&yn_shipper omg so cute

fan2 she's a 75 fan like us ❤️

fan3 we stan

75fan @rass1975 you did good rass

-> rass1975 that I did ❤️ thank you for all the support

-> 75fan omg I'm dead 💀 first @yourinstagram replies and now you!

-> yourinstagram we ♥️ you

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram my love is going back on tour... I may or may not be joining him... Psssttt I am 🤭

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rass1975 so glad to be having you with us ❤️

trumanblack THE GANGS GETTING BACK TOGETHER

bedforddanes75 gang gang 🤘

-> yourinstagram never say that again Georgie

-> bedforddanes75 enough with the childhood nickname 🖕

-> yourinstagram hate you 😏

-> bedforddanes75 rass control your bird

-> yourinstagram might help if you @ him you old man

adam1975 this is going to be epic

75fan this photo though 😍

rass1975:

rass1975 as seen on @yourinstagrams phone screen

Liked by yourinstagram, bedforddanes75, 1975adam and 46,985 others

yourinstagram you're hot 🥵

rass1975 all yours ♥️

adamthe1975 I've made it

-> rass1975 lucky bugger

-> yourinstagram love ya @adamthe1975

yourinstagram:

yourinstagram lucky to have this bunch in my life since we were kids ♥️ p.s the guy with a beard is a total dilf

Liked by rass1975, trumanblack and 23,718 others

rass1975 adore you ❤️

-> yourinstagram 😘

trumanblack the best bunch ❤️

bedforddanes75 we look like we're in a band

-> yourinstagram funny that

rass1975 and yourinstagram:

rass1975 she said yes @yourinstagram can't wait to spend the rest of my life being your husband

Liked by trumanblack, bedforddanes75 yourbestfriend and 136,749 others

trumanblack AHHHH ❤️

bedforddanes75 crying, throwing up

fan3 omg I'm so fucking happy

yourinstagram love you Mr Macdonald

[ashpkat]

tma brainrot recently. here’s a tma magisterium au that makes nosense because this is just a vague idea. also spoilers for tma

archivist tamara — she would be the ideal archivist at first honestly. she’s incredibly curious and inquisitive and always striving to learn more and know more. tamara is also incredibly competent and would piece things together a lot quicker than john / wouldn’t be as much of a skeptic. in her later years at the institute, i don’t see her following in john’s footsteps and being “apologies for the deception”ed and i think she would take more of a gertrude robinson path. her whole schtick is that she’s going to do the right thing no matter what and i definitely think she wouldn’t be above arson and other various crimes to stop a ritual. (though i don’t see her disposing of her assistants as easily as gertrude does, she’s far too loyal for that. if she were to be tricked and start the apocalypse, i think it would be more loyalty based)

lonely avatar aaron — guys. hnnnghhh. i think being lonely in a crowd like aaron was for the majority of his later life would be a big factor as to becoming an avatar of the lonely. or at least partially, sort of like martin? where he’s affiliated with both the beholding and the lonely? i haven’t quite decided but yeah. just put that thought in ur head. he was definitely an archival assistant to tamara and sort of took a hands on approach like sasha (he doesn’t turn into the not them i would cry) / was the other candidate for the head archivist position before it went to tamara. again, contributing to his feelings of inadequacy (though of course he would be happy for her) that would perhaps lead to some isolation and then. lonely avatar. erm if he’s going to die, i could see him dying to stop a ritual. he would love to kayak

several ideas for call. avatar of the end or the dark — or, hear me out, he’s sort of affiliated to both similar to martin. but, he’s an archival assistant so that would mean he would also be affiliated with beholding but. as the main character of magisterium i feel he has some right to be incredibly unique and Kewl. and it is technically possible to belong to two or three entities if they are essentially interlinked in the first place, like jared hopsworth who is flesh-spiral or john who could be interpreted as beholding-web. specifically picked the end because i could see him in a similar situation as oliver banks n stuff (plus. he’s associated with death in the books as he is technically dead) but also. the dark. for fun purposes and maybe plot that i haven’t thought of because This Goes Nowhere. i swear this isn’t a callum brodie reference. call is a very morally grey character in the first few books so i could see him succumbing to the end due to insanity or something, seeing as he did get extremely obsessive in tcg and it would’ve been easy for him to spiral.

eye affiliated jasper — he’s also. the other archival assistant alongside call and aaron. i’m not saying he’s unimportant, i just forget about him sometimes and haven’t given him much thought. he could also be similar to martin in a sense where he is both lonely and beholding, except jasper felt a stronger draw to beholding ? i’m so sorry i have not given this enough thought to draw a conclusion as to wtf he would be. he is lowkey. very complex and never explored enough in the books for me to rlly grasp his character well

head of the institute constantine/maugris — if you have ever seen the magnus archives, this one is extremely self explanatory. the body hopping, the lust for knowledge and power, the straight up villainy. he is so perfect for this role i CANNOT. i made a joke once abt the magisterium au being called the maugris archives and now i can’t get that idea to leave. he is obsessed with knowing things about chaos and resurrection in the books and like. yeah. that’s definitely maugris who wanted to be the most powerful mage ever and was willing to shove his soul into other bodies so he could prolong his life to do so. that’s jonah coded. before constantine was maugris (who has essentially taken jonah’s role in this au) i could see him working in artifact storage or stuff close to the supernatural. though if he was allowed to live his life freely and not get his eyes gouged out, i could see him as the avatar of the end. for obvious reasons.

other characters !?!!!

desolation avatar alex — need i say more. he was definitely celebrating when agnes montague died (or maybe in her place is ravan as the chosen one? maybe he used to be her jude perry but got jealous in the end) cause he wants to be that important to his god. there is so much about his character i cannot pull out of my brain but yeah i think he would be desolation because of how. destructive he is as a chaos devoured and how lowkey crazed he got. it would be in a better way than canon Trust. anywya moving on

the end avatar joseph — NEED I SAY MORE. i could also see him being affiliated with beholding in some way, but for now i’ve put him as an important sponsor like the fairchild’s or the lukases. if constantine/maugris were to go to prison, he would become the head of the institute. call def has a fit and threatens to gouge his eyes out (which i do see him doing or atleast TRYING to do so because his connection to the eye is so much weaker than everyone else’s). hypothetically speaking, if call did turn out to be an end avatar, i could see joseph manipulating him and definitely pushing him along that path.

spiral avatar drew — don’t think it’s appropriate to call him an avatar when he merges with the distortion. like helen and michael basically (maybe storyline wise he takes helen’s role, though i don’t know who michael would be / if there would even be a switch in who is the distortion. idk?? perhaps. he’s got michael and helen’s role. uh) probably estranged with his father at this point honestly since they’re all adults and i can’t see drew staying loyal for that long to him. maybe he was a previous archival assistant to tamara and drew willingly fed himself to the disortion michael style but. tamara didn’t understand and thought it was her fault? and that’s why she’s so protective of her assistants now? and it would like. sort of mimic his betrayal.

celia — she could sort of take georgie’s role? like. she was touched by the end (or some other dread power, but i’m going with the end for right now) and can’t feel fear anymore. not too sure abt her ngl i forget she exists

[radglitter]

I’m curious y’all…since most likely I’m scrapping the tdp thing, what should I work on? I got a couple of things in mind, but I’m just asking since y’all are kewl (taking a major break on stardew, I’m getting a little tired of it rn)

[jewbeloved]

The pink eyed situation with Team Stan and their s/o🧟🧟‍♂️💗💗👀

This is Halloween special post🎃🎃🎃🎃

Since I liked the writing I did for the preschool episode, I decided to do another for the episode called 'Pink eye'

Here's the episode If you can't watch it: https://www.wcoforever.net/south-park-season-1-episode-7-pink-eye

Warnings: Blood/violence, a little death wishing.

Gender: Neutral

💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡

It's a "normal" casual day in south park.

You were standing at the bus stop with the boys.

All of a sudden, a big metal thing landed on Kenny and squashed him to smithereens.

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

"You bastards!" You and Kyle looked at each other for a sec realizing that you both said the same thing together.

"What the hell is that thing?" Cartman pointed at the contraption that killed Kenny.

"It looks like a UFO!"

"Theres no such thing as UFOs!"

You guys then watch as the ambulances pulled up and put Kenny into a bag labeled as 'Body Bag'.

"C'mon, let's get him to the morgue" They began to drive off with Kenny.

"Wait until you guys see my Halloween costume tomorrow, it kicks ass"

"Dude, it can't be cooler than mine!"

"Man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready!"

"I already have my costume ready" You said trying to be proud.

"Well we'll see about that Y/n! my costume is going to be better then yours! you better not be dressing up as a hippie!"

You sticked your tongue at Cartman before you all parted ways to your houses.

...

"You look like a pansy!"

"Shut up Kyle!"

"What are you supposed to be anyways?"

"I'm Raggedy Andy"

"Heh, why did you dress up as raggedy Andy dude?"

"Because Wendy is going as raggedy an, and she said this is the way we will win the contest for sure!"

"No way dude, I'm going to win the contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume!"

"Wendy said the prize is 2 tons of candy!"

"Cool!"

Cartman then showed up in his costume.

"Hey dudes"

"Cartman! what kind of costume is that???"

"It's Adolf Hitler costume, Sieg heil! Sieg heil!"

"Where you get that?"

"My mom made it, isn't it cool?"

"No it's not cool!!"

"What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy doody?"

"No I'm raggedy Andy fatass!"

"Oh..wow, you look pretty kewl!"

Cartman and Kyle began to laugh.

"Sissy!"

"I'll kick your ass Kyle!"

"Oh look out! Highly happy is all pissed off!"

The boys saw Kenny approach them.

"Oh look, Kenny is not dead!" Kenny stood there in silence.

"You forgot to wear a costume Kenny!"

"What's the matter? couldn't your family afford a costume for you?" Stan teased.

"Yeah, why is your family so poor Kenny?"

"Kenny's family is so poor, that yesterday they had to put their cardboard up for a second morgue!"

Kyle giggled.

Kenny still stood there in silence.

"I said your family had to put a cardboard up for a second morgue, Kenny!"

Silence.

"I'm talking to you Kenny!"

Silence.

"Poor piece of crap..."

They suddenly realize something.

"Hey, where's Y/n?"

"Eh, guess Y/n won't be showing-"

"BOO!" You jumped out from behind Cartman and it scared him.

"Woah dude!"

"Where did you come from Y/n?!"

"I sneaked up behind Cartman while you guys were talking to Kenny and I figured I should give you all a scare :3"

"You little bitch! that wasn't funny!"

"And what are you supposed to be Y/n?"

"Oh, I'm wearing (Favorite Halloween costume) Do you guys like it?"

They took a look at what you're wearing.

"Not as cool as my costume! that's for sure!"

They began to laugh at you while Kenny still remained silent.

"Oh........." You look down with a hint of lil sadness.

Don't worry, they actually do like what you're wearing <3

The bus driver pulled up after a few seconds.

"Get on! we're running late!" Miss Crabtree yelled.

"We're always running late ya ugly stank"

"What did you say?!"

"I said, I can't wait to own a fishing tank!"

"Oh.....neither can I..." The boys got on the bus while you followed right behind them.

Cartman sat with Kenny on one side, Kyle and Stan sat on the other.

"Whoops, Y/n you're going to have to sit in the back with all the other losers!"

"Hmm..." You sat on Cartman's lap without hesitation.

"Haha! you're a seat now fatass!" Kyle pointed at Cartman while laughing.

"Shadd up Kahlll!" Cartman yelled while blushing at the fact that you were sitting in his lap.

After a while, Cartman submitted in defeat and wrapped his arms around your waist so you wouldn't fall off his lap.

"This is the only time I will allow you to sit in my lap, after that you better go sit somewhere else!"

"Hehe, whatever Eric"

"Stop calling me by my first name!!!"

"You never seem to have a problem with me saying it the first time thought"

Cartman did his little tantrum whine while you rolled your eyes.

...

"Wait until everyone sees my Chewbacca costume. They are going to be so jealous!"

When you guys look at the whole class, you saw other kids wearing the Chewbacca costume Kyle was wearing.

"Everyone came as Chewbacca?!"

"It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year Kyle" Mr Garrison chime in while wearing a white dress.

"Damn it!" Kyle threw off his Chewbacca mask.

"Wendy!"

"Hi Stan"

"You said we're going to be raggedy an and Andy together!"

"Yeahhhh"

"We we're going to enter the contest as a pair!"

"I know, but then...I just realized how stupid we would look!"

"You what?!"

"I thought you would reach the same conclusion, so I came as Chewbacca!"

Stan began to bang his head on the desk as 2 guys walked past him.

"Hey Stan! you look pretty enough to kiss!"

"Yeah! you wanna be my girlfriend?"

"Hey dude, all of a sudden my costume is pretty badass"

"Dude! dressing up as Hitler is not badass!"

"You're just jealous! why don't you go back to endor you stupid wussy!"

"wookie don't live on endor!" Cartman mocked what Kyle said in a baby voice.

"Well at least my mom isn't on the cover of crack whore magazine!"

"What?!"

"Crack whore magazine?"

"Okay, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats"

Everyone did what they were told to do and sat down in their seats. You sat down right in front of Kenny and Kyle.

"Children since today is Halloween, I thought we can learn something about the new horror writer Jackie Collem"

You felt somebody tugging at your costume, you turned around saw Kyle tugging at it.

"What are you doing Kyle?" You whispered to him so Mr Garrison wouldn't hear.

"Nothing!" He immediately turned his head away with a little hint of blush on his cheeks.

While Mr Garrison was still teaching, you saw Kenny's arm fall off and landed on the floor next to his desk.

"Ew!" Wendy cringed.

"Is there a problem Kenny?"

Kenny stood in silence again, you started to get creeped out since you haven't heard a word from Kenny ever since.

"Let's try to keep our hands to ourselves okay?"

"Your never gonna win that 2 tons of candy looking like everybody else"

...

"I'm gonna make a new costume during recess I can still win that candy!"

"You gonna dress up as a pumpkin Kyle?"

Stan and Cartman laughed at what you said.

"No I'm not, shut up Y/n!"

Cartman looked over to see Kenny not eating his pudding.

"Hey Kenny are you going to eat your pudding?"

"No Eric, you can take my pudding If you like" Cartman mimicked Kenny's voice.

"Why thank you Kenny, how nice of you"

"Aren't you hungry Kenny?"

Silence.

"He hasn't said anything or moved an inch"

"Hello Children!"

"Hey Chef!" Chef looked to see Cartman eating Kenny's pudding while wearing the costume.

"What in the hell are you doing dressed up as that?!"

"Eating Kenny's pudding..."

"Hello children, oh love the elvis costume Mr Chef" Principal Victoria greeted the boys and Chef.

"Elvis? Im evil kaneva, why the hell would I dress up as Elvis!"

"Well then why the hell would you dress up as evil kaneva? Anyways I hope you children are-" Victoria pause when she saw Cartman's costume.

"Eric! God bless it, what do you think your doing?!"

"Hey! he said I could have his pudding, ask him yourself!"

"That's right principal Victoria, It's fine with me because Eric is cool!" Cartman mimicked Kenny's voice again while moving his head with the spoon.

"Where did you get that costume young man!"

"My mom made it, Sieg heil! Sieg heil!"

"Shhh! god bless America. you get into my office before anyone else sees you!" Victoria began dragging Cartman away from the table and to her office.

"I have to show you an educational video"

"Eh?! I don't want to see an educational video!"

Just as Clyde approached the table you guys were sitting at, you saw Kenny jump and bit Clyde's arm.

"Ah! you bit my arm!!"

"Oh good! Kenny's back to normal!"

"But he just bit Clyde's arm!"

Stan and Kyle look at you with a confused expression.

"What are you talking about Y/n?"

"He-....oh nevermind..."

...

"Watch the video Eric" Victoria turned on the TV showing a video of Hitler.

*After the video ended*

"Now do you have any questions?"

"Can I see that again It was cool!"

"You must remove that costume immediately!"

"I can't! I have to win those 2 tons of candy!"

"Well how about we make you a new costume, let's see....hah!" She grabbed the white cloth off the shelf.

"How about we make you a nice scary ghost costume" She placed the cloth over Cartman's head.

"I don't wanna be a stupid scary ghost!"

"Let me just make a few alterations....and there you go!"

Cartman's new costume was completed.

...

The costume contest was starting.

"Boo! I'm a ghost!"

"Man, I feel like a total chode!"

"Oh come on Stan, maybe it's because you do look like a total chode"

"Hello Children!"

"Hey Chef!" Chef screamed and walked away when he saw Cartman's costume.

"Wow! Chef's really scared of ghosts huh!"

"Hey, where Kyle?"

"Check this out!" Kyle merged from the 2 doors revealing his new costume.

"So you did dress up as a pumpkin?"

"I am not a pumpkin!"

"You look like one though"

"Don't make me kick your ass Y/n!" Kyle came closer to you with an angry look on his face.

"Woah dude!"

"What is that?"

"I'm the whole solar system dude! The planets even revolve the right way, that tub of candy is as good as mine"

"Hmm.....still a pumpkin :^"

Kyle punched you in the arm, but not too hard though.

"Okay children, let's get you all in line so the judges can look at your stupid little costumes"

Everyone got in line.

"Children this year we have a celebrity judge the star of family ties, Miss Tina utter!"

"Who?"

"Dude I thought she was dead"

"Yeah, me to"

Miss Tina utter handed Mr Garrison the board.

"Thank miss utter, okay. The 2nd best costume goes to.....Kenny! For his Edward Janes costume!"

Miss Tina utter placed a 2nd ribbon on Kenny.

"And the award for the very best costume goes to....Wendy! for her Chewbacca costume!"

"What?! but she looks the same like everyone else! Up yours Tina utter!"

"And the award for the worst costume goes to..Stan for his stupid little clown thing costume, let's all point at Stan and laugh children"

Mr Garrison and a few of the other kids laugh at Stan before walking away.

"Thanks a lot Wendy! you ruined my Halloween!"

"Relax Stan, you'll feel a lot better once we're out trick or treating"

"I don't want to trick or treat with you, you lied to me!"

"Alright children, let's gather around and Bob for stupid apples now. You go first Bebe"

Bebe stuck her head into the water trying to get the apples.

"That's good, just use that mouth like the girls in Bayjay"

"Brains!" Clyde tackled Bebe and began drowning her while biting her.

"Wait your turn Clyde!"

...

"Where the hell is Kyle? we don't have all night to wait for him!"

"I bet I get more candy then you dude"

"Your still wearing that costume Stan?"

"Shut up Y/n!"

"Are you crazy? I'm the candy master!"

"No your the ass master, there's a difference"

"Ay! I'm not the one walking around all day looking like hippie longstocking!"

"Oh yeah? well my mom's not on the cover of crack whore magazine!"

"Goddamn it! My mom is not on the cover of crack whore magazine!!"

"Hey dudes"

"Don'tdrinkmyblood!"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

"Good you're here, now let's make sure we got everything. Flashlight?"

"Check!"

"Plastic pumpkin tales?"

"Check!"

"Taser"

"What's that?"

"For shocking people who try to give us granola treats or something"

"Yeah, granola pisses me off"

Kenny approached you all without saying a word, again.

"Hey Kenny!" Kenny stood in silence.

"Pew! you stink Kenny!'

"You still don't got a costume yet Kenny?"

"Eh, too bad drinking stotchs isn't a job or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!"

Silence.

"I said your dad would be a millionaire Kenny!"

Silence.

"Kenny!"

Silence.

"I don't like Kenny anymore, he just doesn't communicate"

"Hi guys!"

"Hi Wendy"

"How's your barrel full of candy Wendy!"

"Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. I gave it away to hungry children"

(Well that's very nice of her :3)

"You what?! are you insane?!"

"Let's go trick or treat!"

"I don't think so Wendy, I think you had enough candy for one day"

"Stan, I'm awfully sorry that you got dressed up as raggedy Andy please don't be mad"

"How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks!"

"Trick or treat with yourself Wendy!"

"But Stan"

"No buys Wendy, I wish you were dead!"

As you and the boys began to walk away you looked behind and saw Wendy being attacked by a zombie.

"Ah!"

...

The boys ran the neighbor's doorbell and the neighbor opened her door.

"Trick or treat!"

Kenny's other arm fell off.

"Oh how cute"

Just as she was giving you and the boys their candy, Kenny repeatedly bit her arm.

"Dude, Kenny!"

"Oh my god! call 911! call 911!" The lady closed her door.

"Nice going Kenny, she was about to give us candy!"

"Yeah! she had sweetie pops!"

"You owe me a sweetie pop asshole!"

You started to catch on that Kenny might be a zombie, but the guys won't believe you If you told them so you just remained silent.

...

You guys rang another doorbell and a man came out.

"Treat or trick!"

"Hope you guys love chocolate buttercream puffies!"

Kenny began bitting the man on the arm.

"Ah! get it off! get it off me! Gahh!!!!"

The boys stood there in silent watching while you had a nervous look on your face.

"Damnit! we'll never get any candy If Kenny keeps eating people!"

"Yeah, that's it Kenny you can't trick or treat with us anymore!"

You guys proceed to leave Kenny alone with him still eating the man.

Kyle rang the doorbell for another house.

"Trick or treat!"

The people opened up the door wearing ghost costumes like Cartman.

"Hey, they're all dressed up as ghosts too!"

The people placed one single candy into Cartman's bucket.

"2D bar?! you cheap bastards!"

You guys went to another house while ignoring the chaos going on in the town.

You ranged another door bell.

"Trick or-" The door immediately opened with Chef holding 2 chainsaws in his hands.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!" You and the boys got scared.

"Get off my property you brain eating zombie bastards!"

"Chef! Chef!"

"Chef no!"

"Oh sorry children, I thought you were one of them!"

"Can we have some candy now please?"

"Damn boy, what in the hell are you doing dressed up like that?!"

"I'm trying to trick or treat goddamn it!"

"Remind me to whoop your ass next time, now get in here before those zombies get ya!"

You guys walked into Chef's house and closed the door.

The boys proceeded to sit on Chef's couch.

You decided to be cheeky again and sat on Kyle's lap.

"Hahaha! who the seat now Kahl!!"

"Shut up fat boy!"

Kyle just immediately gave in and wrapped his arms around your waist too so you wouldn't fall off.

"What are you talking about Chef?"

"Zombies children, south park is overrun with the living dead. Haven't you noticed anything strange lately?"

You opened your mouth to say something but immediately closed it.

"Well, not really except that Kenny keeps on eating people's brains"

"Don't you children see? Kenny's turn into a zombie like everyone else in town!"

"Oh my god, that means"

"If everyone's turn into zombies"

"There won't be anyone to give us candy!"

The boys gasped.

"Ahhhh!"

"Chef! you've got to help us!"

"I'm working on it children"

You guys watched him pack the chainsaws into a bag.

"Wait, where are we going?"

"The doctor said that the first people that he treated were the morgutan and his assistant. We'll get to the bottom of this, at the morgue"

You look behind you to see that Stan and Cartman were shaking, including Kyle.

"You guys okay?"

You heard a fart noise and it sounded like it was coming from Kyle.

The boys began to laugh.

"Kyle, really?" Your cheeks were tinted with red from the 2nd hand embarrassment.

"What?" He giggled at your reaction as you began to pout.

"Alright you can stop pouting now, you're too adorable for that" He began ruffling your h/c hair.

...

"I don't know about this Chef"

"Yeah, I'm scared"

"Candy, focus on the candy..."

"What are we doing here Chef?"

"Just look for anything suspicious"

You and the boys begin to search through the drawers and desks while Chef does the same thing.

"I found it! I found it!" Kyle pulled out a certain magazine that had Cartman's mom on the cover.

"What?"

"See Cartman! your mom is on the cover!"

Cartman began to stutter with his words while freaking out.

"We told you dude!"

"Let me take that Kyle"

"Hey Chef, look!"

Chef spotted a yellow bottle, it was labeled 'Worcestors shire sauce'. The bottle also had a hotline number.

"I've gotta call this hotline number children!"

Before Chef could dial the number, the zombies broke through the windows and the walls.

One of the zombies was Pip who broke the window that was behind Chef.

"Pinkkkkk eyeeeee"

"It's the british kid! except he's a little limey zombie now!"

More zombies broke in as they speak.

"Look out children!"

One of the zombies broke through the floor in front of me and the boys.

Stan immediately picked up a bat and started wacking the zombie back to the floor.

"Okay Chef! dial the hotline number!"

Chef didn't respond.

"Chef?"

"Guys look!"

The boys look and saw that Chef was one of the zombies now.

"Chef!!!!"

You guys watched as Chef started singing and the zombies were standing to the song.

"Let's out of here!" you followed Stan out of the building while Cartman and Kyle followed behind.

...

"We've gotta call that Worcesters sauce number!"

"Hey! there's a pay phone!"

"Kyle, you call the number"

"But the zombies are coming!"

"We'll hold them off!" Stan and Cartman picked up the chainsaws Chef had before running to kill off the zombies.

"I should've brought my (Favorite weapon) If I had the chance to" I leaned on the booth in misery.

"Calm down Y/n, just wait right there while I call the number"

Kyle looked at the number on the bottle before opening the glass and grabbing the phone to dial the number.

The same usual robotic voice was talking over the phone saying to press 1 and all that shit.

Kyle jumped up to press the number before calling again.

...

"Nobody screws up my trick or treating and gets away with it!"

Cartman jumped towards the zombie man and sliced his head off with the chainsaw.

"Kewl!"

Stan did the same thing and succeeded.

"Sweet!"

...

I was now leaning onto Kyle while having my arms around his legs, tired as he still struggles to get the people to answer.

The lady on the phone finally answered him.

"There's a bunch of zombies here!"

"Please hold" The lady on the phone put him on hold.

"Kyle..?"

"Goddammit! these people put me on hold!"

...

Stan and Cartman were still decapitating zombies, giving Kyle some more time.

As Stan was cutting off a zombie's head, he saw Wendy approach him and it looked like she had turned into one of the zombies herself.

"Wendy?"

"Arrhghs" Wendy made a zombie growl noise.

"Finish her dude, she's a zombie now" Cartman said walking up next to Stan while holding his chainsaw.

"I know...but I....but I..." Stan hesitated.

"Come on Stan, remember how she did you at the costume contest?"

"Hey yeah!" Stan raised his chainsaw a little as Wendy proceeded to approach him closer.

...

"The first thing you need to do is to make sure you're not decapitating zombies left and right do you understand? Do NOT start decapitating zombies left and right!"

"Uhhhh okay! then what?"

You shifted uncomfortable on the ground wondering when this is going to be over so you could get some candy with the boys :>

...

Wendy growled at Stan again, closing in on him.

"Wendy, I know we had a fight and I wished you were dead...but..I didn't mean it"

"Kill her Stan!" Cartman was getting impatient.

...

"All you have to do is kill the original zombie, the one that started this whole mess. Once you kill the original zombie all the other zombies will go back to normal"

"Original zombie? well how the hell do we know who the original zombie is?"

"Maybe it's Kenny because we did see him act strange today before we heard about zombies taking over south park, so it might be him"

Kyle looked at you for a sec before thinking about it in his head.

"Wait, that thing before landed on Kenny, and they took him to the morgue! You said something helpful for once at the moment Y/n" Kyle gave you a playful glare before you started to giggle.

...

Wendy was getting more closer to Stan by the second, ready to bite him and turn him into a zombie.

"I....I can't..." Stan lowered his chainsaw down.

You watched as Kyle went over to Kenny and began cutting him in half with the chainsaw that picked up in his hands. Kenny's body fell to the ground with blood pooling all around him.

"Oh my god, I killed Kenny! You bastard!"

"Now that's a lot of damage" you said trying to crack a joke at the moment.

"Uh....what happened..?" Wendy turned back to normal as Stan held her hand from behind.

"Don't worry Babe, everything is going to be okay"

"It's working! they're turning back to normal!" You saw that all the people who were zombies are back to normal.

"You did it children!" chef says popping out of nowhere.

"Okay let's go trick or treating now, come on!"

"I'm sorry that I dissed you like that at school Stan, I guess I wasn't considerate of your feelings"

"That's okay Wendy, I'm sorry that I wished you were dead"

"Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan" Wendy started to lean close to Stan to kiss him but he ended up getting nervous and vomited on her.

"Eh! gross Stan! sick! Barf is gross!" Wendy said in disgust as she walked away.

I ended up snorting at the scene and Stan turned around to glare at me before he started to chase me as we catch up with Kyle and Cartman to go trick or treating again.

...

The boys gathered around Kenny's gravestone.

"Oh man, I can't believe he's gone"

"Yeah, he was too young to be taken away from us"

"Dude, you're the one who cutted him in half with a chainsaw"

"Let us remember the good times Kenny wanted us..." Cartman was cut off by his crying.

"You know, I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy, it's about being good to one or other and giving and loving"

"Dude, that's Christmas"

"Oh, what's Halloween about then?"

"Costumes and Candy"

Cartman continued with his crying before stopping out of nowhere.

"Welp, let's go home and start eating that candy"

"We can eat it at Cartman's house and see more naughty pictures of his mom!"

"Knock it off you guys! She said she was young and needed the money!"

"Cartman, those pictures were like taken last month!"

"Eh!...E-Eh!....screw you guys!!!!"

Bonus part B)

When they reached Cartman's house, they found you eating out of Cartman's candy bucket.

"AH! Y/n!? What the hell are you doing?!? get away from mah candy bucket!!"

"No!" You said in a playful way while running around with his candy bucket in your hands as Stan and Kyle began to laugh at the scene before them.

Halloween is tomorrow everyone! Stay safe and have a happy Halloween!!🎃🎃🎃

[slimeylee]

🪲🧃 || pinned -- # introduction post . *

The Whole " Being Dead " Thing

1:03 ──⚬──── 3:45

⇆ ◃◃ ıı ▹▹ ↻

❝ Hey , folks ! Beggin' your pardon !

'Scuse me ! Sorry to barge in ~

Now let's skip the tears and start on

The whole , y'know ... bein' dead thing ! ❞ /lyr

## last updated ;; march 19 , 2024 ,,

my blog introduction . . . remade !

this blog is a semi - tickle , semi [ normal ] blog .

♡ ‧˚⊹ ❝ Ready ? Okay ! Hi ! I'll be your guide !

I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side ! ❞ /lyr

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 ABOUT ME

⚝ . * || names i go by are ;;

— slime

— loser

— les / leslie

— kenny

i steal most of my names from my favs :3

nicknames are okay , but i prefer them from closer moots only .

* . ^ i am a minor & my birthday is on april 1st . NSFW & 20+ DNI + DNF . 20+ & sfw are free to int .

please do not be weird and also do not dm if over 20 preferably please n tyy

⟡ i identify as nonbinary and omnisexual . i am taken ! and have a preferece for females

i use they / it / xe / star pronouns .

i am still experimenting with he / she n idk if im more comfy w one , the other , or both . so i didnt add them . pls dont use them unless i say

you do not have to use my neopronouns . at the least just use they them

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 BYF

— i am unhealthily obsessed with my fandoms and characters . and i will post about them daily .

— i make kys / kms jokes . they're never serious / gen

— slurs . i say FAGGOT and FAG a lot . its all / lh i swear

— i have a very difficult time reading tone . please dont misuse or overuse tone tags but use them .

— i get attached to people easily so i might talk to u a lot

— i am not usually dry but i will try to match peoples energy most of the time !!!

— i use emoticons !! and i often talk in caps

— i have a typing quirk ( spaces before punctuation ) n im also either VERY GOOD or very bAD with spelling theres no in between .

i also never use grammar i hope you never expect me to use grammar

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 DNI / DNF

— basic dni criteria . [ this includes but is not limited to ;; racist , homophobic , transphobic , ableist , proship / comship , etc . ]

— nsfw or primarily nsfw blogs

— 20+ blogs that are nsfw

— tickle kinks / fetishisers

— people who misuse tone indicators

— extra sensitive people cuz i make insensitive jokes sometimes . im also a helluva boss , hazbin hotel , and south park fan so

— wilbur soot , dteam fans

— i love talking abt my fixations and fandoms PLS TALK TO ME ABT M FANDOMS also im so sorry if i post a lot abt a singular topic its just bcus im rly excited abt them . or it or whatever it rly is

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ [ are you still reading ? maybe leave a follow .. im pretty kewl rite ?! :3 ]

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 FANDOMS

________________

- south park

- hazbin hotel

- helluva boss

- dsmp / mcyt

- beetlejuice the musical

- total drama island / action / world tour

- my little pony [ friendship is magic & equestria girls ]

inside out

- sally face

- fnaf

✮ bold italics are fandoms i will write for

✮ bolded are fandoms i might write for but im unsure ;; you can send requests for these and ill lyk if i will do them .

✮ italics are fandoms that im in but wont write for

fandoms that are unlisted you may ask if ive heard of them . this list can always be updated as well !

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 TAGS

#slimey-thinks ;; my thoughts

#slimey-selfrbs ;; self reblogs

#slimeyLER ;; ler mood

#slimeyLEE ;; lee mood

#slimeySWITCH ;; switch mood 😭

#slimey-reblogs ;; reblogs

#slimey-asks ;; asks

#slimey-art ;; my drawings

#slimey-fics ;; my fanfics

#slimey-ficlets ;; short fics / oneshots ( ? )

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 CHARACTERS I WON'T WRITE FOR

hazbin hotel characters __

— valentino - self explanatory

— lilith - dont know enough abt her

helluva boss characters __

— stella - self explanatory

— striker - dont know enough abt him ( he could be a side char or mentioned in a fic tho )

— mammon - self explanatory

— verosika's team [ -vortex maybe ] - dont know enough abt them

south park characters __

— linda and stephen stotch - self explanatory

— liane cartman - i hate her

dsmp members / characters __

— dream

— wilbur

— punz

— georgenotfound

— sapnap

you're free to request any characters from BJ , MLP or TDI/A/WT and ill lyk if ill write for them :3

and any characters unlisted you can request , ill let you know if i will do the req and or if im adding a new character to one of these lists

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 WHAT I WILL WRITE

for tickle fics :

— pinning down ( no tying )

— feathers , wings , nails , hands .

— ALL SFW

— angst

— fluff

— hurt / comfort

— ships romantic and platonic

๋ ࣭ ⭑ 🧷 EXTRA

i like to roleplay !! but i am rusty so bare with me ok

i love drawing and i like to sing :3

i also used to play gacha club / gacha life 2 a lot

anddd thats pretty much it :3 ty for reading and make sure to FOLLOW ME i am very cool .

maybe

♡ ‧˚⊹ ❝ See , I wasn't kidding , its a show about death ! ❞ /lyr

[the-grand-av3]

Glados 2.0 is getting her ass CLOCKED omg

Her character design is cool tho

Oh is she drad

Oh! Thats a hole through the planet ig

Spooky

[Null]

Oh thats spooky

Om nom nom

WHY DID UZI EAT IT

YOU DUMB WHORE

There she goes

Rip

Uzi was an okay character

Oh shes alive

Nvm

She sick as FUCK

As in ill

Oh she actually dead

Now if it were me i wouldnt leet that slide

The couple is STILL? alive??? GET RID OF THEIR ASS

The mum jus gave me the ick why is she acting so petulant

"Kinda hot..?" Kinda toxic..?

If N and Uzi kiss this show is not goid

OH SHE HAS AN OMBRE EYE

Kewl

Pleasedontkisspleasedontkisspleasedontkiss

Yayyyyyyy story over

NOOOOO THEYRE DATINGG???? FML NOOOOOO N CALLED UZI HIS HIRLFRIEND

I dont fw this :/

Welp

Overall it was good i liked it

Plot = Like a 7/10 mostly cus i didnt know ehat was happening but then again i didnt psy as much attention to some episodes. They never explained the triangle thing i dont think, and Uzi's mum kinda got a meh ending, like she was a loose end they had to tie up real quick

Characters = 9/10 SOMETIMES they got repetitive and predictable like Uzi and her mum but I enjoyed them all i really liked em. Designs ATE

Would I watch again? Some episodes yeah probably

Overally this is an 8/10 show

Thanks for recommending

[h3rmess]

Do u want to hear a fun fact about me ?😍 yes? Wow!.

In 2023 august I had a painful tooth ache for 2 days. My mom tried planning an appointment for me at the dentist, but specifically during the week of 21-28 (I don't know I'm bluffing, but late august) they were BUSY. They were supposedly packed.

So my jaw becomes swollen, like REALLY swollen. My sharp jaw (that doesn't exist)? GONE. It was SWOLLEN. I looked HORRIBLE. my mom like "tf happened to u" so shes like, "bro PLEASE make an appointment. Hello???" and the dentist is like "nah dawg we got too much. Go to the ER or something."

Its now the 3rd day ish of it, and like 7 p.m. my mom like "vivian cmon beta we gotta go to the ER." And I'm like "HOLY SHIT." because I have a very high immune system. I hardly get sick. When I do, its not BAD (it kinda is, but whatev. because early 2023, I believe I got a really bad stomach bug. But other than that, I haven't been sick)

The nearest hospital (for context I live in a city, but right at the point where its like the border of the suburb and the city iykwim) was like 40 FLIPPING minutes. Or 30. IDK, I was pretty "WHAT THE FUCK" in this moment. My mom freaking hate car rides mostly. In my opinion, its because of the crazy ass drivers that drive their kids to school buts that a whole different topic. We drive to the hospital and since my ugly siblings weren't coming, I got the whole back seat to me. I get like a typical check up when we like sign in. their like "wait, we got patients" so we wait.

We ended up waiting like a whole hour.

When its my turn to go, I don't remember, but I'm in a small hospital room. They check my swollen jaw for like something idk.

also WEIRD encounter alert: the doctors (3 males, 2 very elderly men) but 1 was actually checking me. So he inserts his finger in my mouth. I swear to GOD he says "deep" just DEEP when he inserts his FINGER in my MOUTH. my MINOR mouth. My CHILD mouth. The 2 elderly men laugh. FUCKING LAUGH. like I swear to JESUS, my dead grandma, and that is all holy, I never felt anything more uncomfortable than fhat. And my MOTHER. The women that BIRTHED me was WATCHING. SITTING right in front of ME. Like I was still a petween (whatever its called) at the time!! Like HELLO??Remember my jaw was SWOLLEN. I couldn't SPEAK. I couldn't sing my fight song!!!

But thankfully they leave. I get an different doctors (2 lovely men) after that. Now its almost 8:30 pm.??.

also funny encounter (whatever considered funny to u hermes) the main doctor because the other doctor it was his first day at the job asked me how'd I like my water. I say small ice because like I mean a small quantity of ice. And he's like "okay your Highness" So ig that was funny.

Now heres the dumbness of me really comes because idk if the cat scan takes place before the funny encounter or after. But probably after if I had to guess. I don't know a cat scan is. So their fucking wheel chairing me to the cat scan room. Like pushhhhhhhh. I wanted to laugh but it hurt to speak. The cat scan itself was pretty kewl. I saw light buzzyear and woody anf other fictional characters. It was pretty weird to take off your shoes in a room full of adults but k.

i finished the cat scan. It was mostly looking up inside a literal tube canal thing. but light buzz year was innit so I'm pretty cool with it. Im back in my room now. They tell my mom something. Im staying in this hospital over night. Like I'm healthy mostly. I ain't ever get sick. Especially to the point of hospitalization. I've never been hospitalized at this point of my years of living.

So this is part 1 :p srry for info dumping.

Vivian lore!! >_<

HELP THIS IS SO INTERESTING

those damn doctors better get their hands off you unless they wanna see my alpha side 😈😈

[gangles-toybox]

Self insert for self shipping oc!!!

Cringe culture is dead so I made a self insert for self shipping purposes!! Her name is Lucyfer ^^(a pun on my own name lol)

Real quick I wanna talk abt some parts of her design!! But first I wanna explain the age thing real quick, she has a range between 17 and 18 because I'm 17 myself but I also like quite a few characters that are older than I am so basically rules are is when she's drawn w/a minor(i.e Holden Caulfield), she's 17 but when drawn with characters that are older she's 18(i.e Tom from Eddsworld)

Anyways, but her wadorabe is semi based on mine? The top part anyways, because I have a red and black sweater and a Gir hoodie I've had since I was like 7. The angel fang piercings are because I think they look hella cool!! And everything else is just kinda there cuz I think it's kewl :3 anyhow but erm yea!!

Also included my persona just to show how different this oc is from my actual persona meant to represent myself lol

[hattusha]

Enki 

(story dump underneath)

First artwork of 2023, though technically this is still from last year. I began this just as a regular portrait, but it kinda ended having a similar vibe as the other color-coded ones I did for my OCs. I guess Enki's colour scheme is silver then. Or white. Both aren't akshually colours, I know. Enki isn' actually his real name, just something he picked because being an Edward Jackson is too generic, lol. His chosen name was taken from a God of the Mesopotamian pantheon (just like my other OC, Astarte, though that's actually her given name). Yeah, Sumerian and Akkadian mythology are recurring elements in my story. Enki hails from Texas USA, though in the Alternate Universe of my story which is set in the 2100s, the United States are no more and Texas became an independent country. It's a long story (and somewhat influenced by current real life happenings), but Texas independence came with a terrible civil war (and at a great cost). Enki and his people moved away to France when he was a child to evade being killed. His older brother started to work for a shady Technology company over in England and from there on things were never the same anymore. Eventually his brother would get entangled into a scandal (after witnessing somethign he wasn't ought to see) and arrested. Not shortly after he underwent the typical "reformation" program to recondition his supposedly criminal mind. That went pretty wrong according to the authorities. But instead of sending him back to his family (to be looked for and cared after) Enki's older brother was still kept in a facility somewhere in England. Even after too many inquiries, pleas and after threatening legal actions the authorities from Britannia would not return Enki's brother to his family, nor are they willing to give them any further information about his wherabouts. Enki would never see his beloved brother again. After the situation in Texas calmed down Enki moved back (while his family remained in Europe). He would soon lose them both as well. When his dad conducted investigations on the wherabouts of his eldest son he found information about how parts of "the Party" of Britannia were involved in very illegal activities that violated several human rights. Among them were experiments and research carried out on political prisoners such as his son. After this discovery Enki's parents would eventually "vanish" at the border between France and Germany during their vacation. Enki carries on despite the grief of loss almost destroying him. He relocates a few times to the various countries and city states that arose in the wake of the US collapse. In New York he eventually gets a job as an accountant at an IT firm that specializes in combat AI systems. That's were he learns about the "eternal kind" - half human-eldritch beings that can live for centuries. The owner of the firm is part of a group or cult who support and follow the leader of the Phonoi-halflings, a tribe that desended from cosmic beings called Phonoi by humans. This man reveals Enki the truth about the fate of his older brother and parents - that they were abused and used in anti-Phonoi research that the Britannians conducted with the help and aid of their government. And that the entities that carried them out were the Epsilon Defence organisation and Britannia Genesys Life Sciences (BGLS), a pharma company owned and led by the father of Loui Device. Enki swears to avenge his dead family and to kill all the people involved with the research. And because Loui was working for BGLS at that time Enki is also hellbent and fixated on murdering him.   Personally I'd call him the Visual Kei Texas Rager, because he is usually pissed off and full of RRRRAAAGE. His hair is bleached (he'd love to be as kewl as some halflings and have natural white hair) and his fave fashion style of choice is Visual Kei (the good kind from the 1990s). He changed his looks often so I maybe do an artwork of when he had a different hairstyle. 

[livingwithlosingyou]

Living with Losing You - 11/20/2022

I lost my car. True story.

I woke up at a decent time, and then decided to go up the the Encinitas street fair. Before I went, I took Sadie to the park (pic below). She was a VERY happy girl. I was supposed to go with a buddy, but he got sick. I parked, ran thee miles, tried to find my lost car, and then eventually did (Apple maps failed me, no shocker there) and then walked the entire street fair. My uncle had a booth that I stopped at a couple of times. At one point he stepped out to talk to someone and I started trying to sell his product (lol) it was very funny. I did buy a few things at this fair - candles, bamboo socks, kettle corn, a wood puzzle game, and homemade lemonade. It was just fun to be up there. Run and all. I love that part of town, I really wish that I could afford it. 

When I drove home I decided to go to In-n-Out. I got home, at that, Marissa came over and also ate with me (I grabbed her some too). Then, I watched Blockbuster show and Dead to Me now. It was nice to just relax and not do anything super social. I need to be better about filling my own cup. After relaxing, I went and got my flu shot. I ended up taking Marissa to Target while I went to CVS for the flu shot. After that I came back, and cleaned up my apartment a bit. 

Today was a good day. I am pretty tired from going all day, so this is why today’s is shorter. And candidly, I am just struggling with the blogs. It can be hard to know what to say and have the capacity to write. But, I promised myself that I would do this. I just wish I could talk to you. I miss you more than 365 blogs could every say, but this is all I have. 

I love you, James Burton Nichols. I have so much love for you. 

Rest in Peace, James Burton Nichols. 

10/1/1993 - 7/16/2022

PS: peep at that KEWL jacket that I almost bought. I need to go back for it. 

[iforgottoavoidthenoid]

OH. EM. GEEEE!!!!

I’M SO SORRY FOR BEING INAAAAAACCCTTTIIIVVVEEEE!!!

[crowcryptid]

Half of me is hoping that Cyberpunk 2077 pulls an Anthem/No Man’s sky and is dead on arrival/has no content. The other half of me doesn’t give a fuck about the game and is just waiting for the memes, glitches, and the OST to see if there’s any bangers in there.

[themoralgoats]

EDIT 9/24/2024: THIS IS AN OUTDATED POST. WHILE I’M STILL NOT PROSHIP, I DON’T FULLY CONDONE THIS CALLOUT AND IT’S HERE FOR ARCHIVE PURPOSES.

Moral Orel Tumblr proshipper blocklist because this fandom is great except for these scumbags. Feel more than free to add proshippers and the like on other platforms but don’t expect me to keep up with nasties outside of this site.

I’d just like to start by saying if you defend the content most of these people make by citing squicky things that have happened in canon, please never give your opinion on anything because you obviously seriously, seriously lack critical thinking skills. Oh, and if you couldn’t tell by the existence of this actively updated post,

proshippers do not fucking interact with this blog and please block me.

“^” indicates the person hasn’t posted about MO in a while.

mostlyfukoff unfortunately makes great art, but also disgusting art and openly calls themself a proshipper on other accounts.

decadentrebelhottub^

frozen-strawberry-cow

punkproshipper

clayxorel. Need I say more

daggo-dead-dove

gaypuppyton^

swordfightinginpyjamas

callmebill

puppingt0ncest^

nid-log

tordsteak^

picklecestous

prxshippers^

prxship-angxl^

marten-blackwood

immoralorel

blackheart-biohazards

0relpuppingt0n

This one particularly attention seeking fucker named Lacey (28, proshipper, jewish, and bisexual in consistent pinned post) goes around fandoms on new blogs making excessively tagged posts about how x nasties in x fandom are totally valid and kewl [positivity emojis] and ours is no exception. Like I said this person constantly makes new blogs with no attempt to hide this, most likely is consistently running a sideblog due to the fact that reblogs of her posts from deleted blogs never have the -deactivated, -deact, deact109799724 etc thing, and has the kind of persona that many would find annoying even if she didn’t have gross beliefs. Due to all this I believe this person is primarily trolling or some other form of provocation, so please proceed with caution with this person and try not to interact with them at all. Additionally, this is their art style for further recognition:

If you run a sideblog(s), please remember that people are still able to interact with any blog you don’t specifically block them from! To do this, go to the “Edit Appearance” section of your sideblog on the browser, and scroll until you see the block option.

[pluckyredhead]

Please Care About Aquaman With Me: Wrapping Up the Nineties

Welcome back to Poseidonis! This one is a long one, but I wanted to wrap up this era, so let’s just dive in, okay? (See what I did there?)

Last time, both Garth and Koryak attempted to overthrow Arthur, who banished Koryak and gave Garth a great big hug. Also, Arthur was officially reinstated as king, but Mera refused to go back to being queen since her marriage to Arthur is no longer valid under Atlantean law. The drama!

Our last installment coincided with the end of the nearly 50 issue Peter David run, which built most of the post-Crisis Aquaverse up from scratch. After a couple of fill-in issues, he’s replaced by Erik Larsen. Apparently there was a long and vicious rivalry between PAD and Larsen, which is a fascinating internet rabbit hole to go down (do you want to see grown men behaving extremely unprofessionally on very old message boards? google this shit), which may be why Larsen promptly throws out a lot of PAD’s toys and brings in his own. Some of them never do anything interesting ever so I won’t really be talking about them here. (I’m sorry, Lagoon Boy! I liked you in Young Justice!)

Also, we’ve reached the early 2000s, so the title of this post isn’t entirely accurate, but we’re closing out this run and will start fresh with the 2003 series, so...just go with it, okay?

Anyway, the Poseidonians almost immediately discover a hidden civilization beneath their own, led by King Noble (Larsen was not working overtime on character names). He and Mera are intensely attracted to each other, leaving Arthur jealous and sulky:

He tries to win Mera back by shaving and cutting his hair to look like he did when they were younger, but it’s not that easy:

Mera points out that their marriage is no longer valid under Atlantean law because of infidelity, and Arthur agrees that yes, okay, there have been “infidelities on both sides,” which...as you’ll recall, Mera was raped, so fuck you very much, Arthur.

Anyway, even if Mera isn’t impressed by Arthur’s naked chin and sad sack demeanor, someone else is:

Yep, Debbie’s back, and she’s changed her codename to Indigo, not that it will matter because she will continue to barely do anything and disappear. Anyway Debbie had previously been a potential love interest for Koryak and is prone to saying things like “kewl,” which leads me to believe she’s about Koryak’s age, much like Dolphin and Garth are the same age. I’m not one to clutch my pearls over an age difference here or there, but Arthur seems to habitually look at women his sons’ ages as prime dating material and that deserves some side eye. However, there is a MUCH BIGGER REASON these two shouldn’t be kissing, which we will soon learn.

Speaking of Garth, he is busy being tragic and passive aggressive whenever Arthur gives political responsibility to or even pays attention to anyone else:

I am FASCINATED by this aspect of Garth’s character so stay tuned for a separate meta post on that. (Yes, more Aquaposting. I’m sorry.)

Also, Dolphin drops a bombshell:

GARTH NO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. He spends the next couple of issues bewailing the situation to a mermaid who he once mistook for his dead girlfriend, which does not improve things. GARTHOLEMEW. TERRIBLE.

Meanwhile, my darling Koryak is in a bit of a pickle:

The woman on the left is, shockingly, Atlanna, Arthur’s mom, who literally everyone thought was dead. (She’s not actually a mermaid, the bad guy did fucked up surgery on her.) The incredibly annoying bad guy used to be called Charybdis, and he’s the reason Arthur lost a hand. Now he’s back, he looks like this for some reason, and he’s changed his name to Piranha Man because he thinks it sounds cooler. This really feels like Larsen going “No one even knows what a Charybdis is, ugh, David, you’re so pretentious” and changing everything about Peter David’s creation to be an asshole. But Piranha Man sucked when he was Charybdis and he still sucks now, so it’s really more of a lateral move rather than making him better or worse as a villain.

Anyway he has decided to capture all of Arthur’s loved ones in revenge. He manages to snag Mera, Atlan, Garth, Dolphin, and Debbie as well as Atlanna and Koryak, but Arthur rescues them and then just sort of...doesn’t know how to deal with his mom being back so he puts her in a hospital and ignores her. Also Koryak just eaves off page and like three issues later Arthur realizes he never got to talk to him. Doing great, Arthur!

Anyway. Garth finally gets over himself and proposes to Dolphin, who accepts. The Titans arrive for the wedding:

LOOK AT HIM HOLDING LIAN. PRECIOUS.

He has a little heart-to-heart with Donna about where his head’s at:

“I was sort of pushed into this...and I don’t love Dolphin as much as I loved Tula...” This is gonna go great.

Anyway, Garth and Dolphin get hitched, and then there’s a very stupid plotline where basically there’s like a gangster fish that’s getting everyone high on hallucinogenic fish secretions? Sure. The fish secretions just exacerbate all the underwater romantic complications going on: Mera is attracted to Noble but still has feelings for Arthur, Arthur is still in love with Mera but interested in Debbie, blah blah blah. Everyone gets all hornt up on fish secretions, and then...

LOLOLOL OH NO. TERRIBLE. Anyway yeah it turns out Atlan is Debbie’s father too. This information is so shocking that Debbie instantly vanishes and never appears in another Aquaman comic ever again. Whoops?

Speaking of women disappearing forever, Atlanna’s doing better:

There’s a whole thing where dead people come back from hell, including Atlanna’s husband, King Trevis, who is the one who actually abandoned baby Arthur in the middle of the ocean when he was born. Atlanna basically defeats him by calling him a cuck, and then vanishes until the New 52, where everything about her will be different. Bye, Atlanna!

Also, people coming back from hell involves a lot of lava, some of which burns off King Noble’s antennae, at which point Mera promptly realizes she’s not interested in him at all, he was just releasing sexy pheromones from his antennae without realizing it. Bye, Noble!

With their romantic rivals thus vanquished or sister-zoned, Arthur and Mera admit that they still love each other and get back together. I give them about a year. (No, really. I’ve read the comics after this.) And with that, Larsen’s run is over. Bye, Larsen!

He is replaced by Dan Jurgens, who immediately plunges into a Garth-centric story (good) that starts with Arthur and Garth...on a talk show?

HI YES HELLO, I’M FASCINATED BY THIS. Garth is a prince now? This is new! He’s literally never been called a prince before. Does this mean Arthur has named Garth his heir? Is it an honorary title? DAN JURGENS, EXPLAIN.

(Also, hi, Rodunn, welcome to being a key Aquaman supporting character for about three years and then going away forever. Too bad, I like Rodunn.)

Arthur is on this talk show trying to get support for Atlantis, because the land nation of Cerdia has committed many acts of aggression against Atlantis and the UN is ignoring Arthur’s pleas. In fact, Cerdia attempts to assassinate Arthur with a bomb during the show, but still, no assistance or sanctions from the international community.

(Cerdia, btw, is sort of vaguely “foreign” with no location specified in the comics, though the DC wiki says it’s near the Canary Islands. It’s ruled by the evil Queen Charlanda, who wants to conquer Atlantis for...pearls, idk. The whole thing is very silly.)

In the midst of a devastating attack on Atlantis...Dolphin has her baby!

Awww, they’re cute.

However, almost immediately after this, the baby is kidnapped by a mysterious figure who is clearly allied with Charlanda. Arthur and Garth take the fight to Cerdia and discover that Charlanda’s secret ally is...

...Orm! Who has been manipulating Charlanda the whole time, and pretty much immediately causes her death after being confronted by Arthur. He’s also placed Garth’s baby in a tank of water that he starts superheating, which isn’t exactly what happened to Aquababy, but it’s enough to be a very pointed parallel.

Garth manages to control the temperature of the water enough to protect the baby. In the chaos of the fight, the tank breaks and Orm flees. The Arthur we’ve always known would chase the bad guy.

But now he stays to help find the baby! Awww. I’m genuinely emotional about this, you guys - the rift between Arthur and Garth that began with Aquababy’s deal never really healed properly, and this is a huge step in that direction.

Not that Arthur isn’t HUGELY PROBLEMATIC, because he promptly declares in front of the UN, god, and everyone that since Cerdia’s queen is dead, Atlantis is annexing Cerdia as a colony. See, Charlanda kept her people poor and uneducated, so they can’t possibly self-govern, so really, Arthur’s doing them a favor! This is portrayed as a good and heroic move. What the fuck.

THAT SECOND PANEL IS TOO CUTE. ILLEGAL.

Also, “for all practical purposes, our prince”? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. IS HE A PRINCE OR ISN’T HE. IS HE THE HEIR OR ISN’T HE. ARTHUR EXPLAIN. Also lol at Arthur being like “I’m afraid it’s time I put you to work on official business,” both because that is literally the only thing Garth wants in the entire world and because of what the official business is:

Yeah, he wanted Garth to name his baby after Cerdia so he could Lion King-style wave him around and make the Cerdians stop being mad about being colonized. Both Arthur’s pose and Cerdian’s face here upset me greatly. The only good thing about this page is Dolphin’s outfit.

There are about five issues of the run after this, but they’re not significant, plot-wise - Arthur and Mera go to Skartaris, Garth gets kidnapped by aliens, yadda yadda. This last page is pretty indicative of the way this series ends: with Arthur sitting confidently on the throne of an empire, Mera by his side, a dynasty implied to be secure with Garth and Cerdian in the (presumed???) line of succession, allies galore.

And the second the 2003 series begins, that will all promptly be well and truly fucked.

Next up: Said fuckening, featuring the Obsidian Age, yet another deposing, and Arthur’s magical water hand!

[strawberrylemonz]

First Day

Part 2

Part 3 [CURRENT]

Part 4

DT: @bargledblocks my beloved <3, @snapdragonfirefly my beloved <33, @artistconk my beloved <333

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“Stand here?”

The child’s confusion filled everyone as they all turned to face their George, who gave a sheepish smile. Shrugging, he shrunk behind Sapnap at the sight of Kristin’s glare. Before she could address the man, however, she was beaten by a small crowd of peeping chicks. Turning to face the chicks, the group watched as the chicks and chickens all flapped their wings in distress, the aura of the spirits within them beginning to leak out. Their confusion only grew as they watched the formless spirits crawl out of their individual chicks, floating around the boy as they spoke in jumbled words, overlapping each other. 

“HE’S A CHILD”

“TOMMY NOOOOO”

“GEORGE WHY”

“NOOOOOIDHDKBDJZV”

“NO oNoNoN”

“NOOOOOOOOO”

The spirits moaned as they tried to pry the child off the crafting table, their ghostly wails growing distorted as they fell through the boy, turning to mist before reforming into spirits. It wasn’t until Kristin came out that they retreated back to their individual chicks, who all swarmed George to begin pecking. All, that is, but one. A small chick with a blue bead around its neck made it’s way to Tommy, a single seed in its beak. Accepting the gift from the small avian, he smiled as he picked them up with care. Stroking it’s head, he watched as the mist leaked out of the chick and into the air, forming a spirit in front of the child.

“Naughty joke.”

“Okay, I was going to wait for someone else to ask, but no one is.”

“Ask what?”

“What’s up with the chickens?”

They all nodded as they looked to Kristin for answers, who rolled her eyes at the sight of her own family being confused. 

“They’re the physical forms of his Chat, which is what we call the voices in his head. Phil has a physical form for him as well, but the twins don’t. Tommy’s voices can be a bit lenient, but not all the time. They were giving him a major headache around this time when they overcrowded his head, so they all compromised to take physical forms in order to follow him around until he’s ready for them to return.”

“And they chose to be chickens?”

“Well, no. They didn’t choose what form they got, but they didn't mind.”

“You’re fine with being a chicken?”

“Oh, I chose to be one! His mother hen, if you will. Clara and I can choose whatever form we want, we just find it amusing to be chickens. Clementine and Wilbur show up later, but they chose different forms aside from chicks.”

“It’s an inappropriate joke? I like inappro- Let’s hear- Let’s hear the inappropriate joke!”

He frowned when the chicks all avoided telling him, peeping as they scurried away. 

“You guys suck.”

-

“Alright, there’s only one thing to do.”

“LMAOOOOO”

“THIS IS TOO FUNNNNNNYYYY”

“yea tommy”

“LMAOOOOOO”

 George let out a sigh as he watched the child attack his past self. As much as he hated to admit it, it was quite amusing to watch from the outside. Tommy’s “Chat” did seem to add to the comedic portion of the whole ordeal. Before he knew it, he was smiling as he watched the child act so carefree, something no one has seen in a while. 

 “Oh.”

 The group watched as Tommy teleported into a snowy biome, far from everyone else. Tubbo let out an exasperated cry as Tommy’s hp went down as he hit the ground. The child blinked a few times, before turning to look at Chat, who all seemed to have mixed feelings about Tommy being flung to a different part of the world.

 “I-”

“lmao”

“LMAOOOOOO”

“LMaoo”

“LMAOOOO”

“WHAT”

“Oh my god”

 Tommy just shrugged his shoulders, and peered over at a water hole in the icy river. Without hesitation, Tommy walked over and jumped in. The cold didn’t seem to bother the boy, and the fact that he was taking damage didn’t bother him either. Despite the group thinking that this was a terrible idea, Chat seemed to cheer the boy on.

 “genius”

“LMAO”

“IQ 400″

“KEWL”

“NOICE”

“DED”

 Tubbo and Ranboo physically relaxed when Tommy respawned, all three hearts still there. Tommy hummed as he sat up from the bed, only to frown when Dream teleported him away once again. The boy rolled his eyes as he opened his communicator, messaging the admin to stop teleporting him away. As soon as the child sent the second portion of his message, he took a few steps forward, Strays shooting him dead. As he was respawning, Chat was roaring with laughter as Tommy kept a straight face. A few chicks tried to scold the boy, but their parenting lessons fell flat as they couldn’t fight the giggles. This went on for a while, only stopping when Dream teleported Tommy to severe limbo, threatening to ban him. Tommy finally admitted defeat, promising to listen to the server rules. As soon as he was unbanned, he ran straight into the mouth of a polar bear. 

 “See? He never listens! Look at him and cause problems on purpose!”

 The group all turned to see Jack, who was ticked off at watching the boy be annoying for fun. It definitely didn’t help that the child’s voices, or spirits, or chickens, or whatever these things were, were encouraging this behavior. Karl turned to address the annoyed man, who was grumbling about how much of a nuisance Tommy was being.

 “Jack, he’s a literal child right here. Look at him, he’s like, what? 8? 9? He’s not causing war crimes, he’s acting his age.”

 The sound of an explosion caught the group’s attention once more. They all turned to see Tommy, groaning as a creeper explosion caused a hole in the path. They watched as the child griped at his chat as he took out wooden planks, beginning to repair the path. As he stood up to make more planks, the hissing sound of a creeper startled him. The boy yelped, throwing wood on instinct, as he covered his head and stepped away from the mob. Once the hissing mob self-destructed, Tommy couldn’t help but whine as more damage was made to the pathway. He opened his inventory to get more wood, only to smack his forehead with the palm of his hand when he recalled that he had thrown it. 

 “Shit! It just keeps getting worse! It just keeps- It just doesn’t get any better! Oh no, oh nooo!”

 Chat laughed at the child’s minor inconvenience. Tommy’s face was in his hands as the spirits came out of the chicks, all wheezing and laughing around him. After he did the best he could with repairing the path, he made his way to a different area in the world. The boy stopped on the path as a hen fluttered from the sky, seemingly out of nowhere. As Chat voiced their greetings, Tommy hummed as he caught her in his arms.

 “Clara!!!!”

“MotherInnit!!!”

“Oh? Coming nan!”

 Tommy sat down where he was and crossed his legs, closing his eyes in the process. He seemed to no longer be with Chat, who all waited patiently for the child to return. As the chicks pecked and conversed around the dormant body, the viewers faintly heard Tommy’s young voice, accompanied by Clara’s. After a moment, Tommy's eyes reopened. Chat cheered as the child stood up, speaking of what Clara had told him.

 “We’re going to try and be a lot quieter-”

 Another creeper explosion pushed the child forwards, causing him to lose six hearts as he hit the ground. Getting himself back to his feet, he turned to see the creeper hole behind him. As Chat roared with laughter, Tommy kept a straight face.

 “Oh no”