Midnight Pals: Imagination
Neil Gaiman: [inhaling fresh morning air] ahhhh what a great day for a race!
Clive Barker: what race?
Gaiman: the HUMAN race
Gaiman: i was just thinking of the awesome potential of the human mind
Gaiman: and the limitless vista of the human imagination
Gaiman: just imagine! with the awesome power of imagination, YOU are in control of your own fantasies
Gaiman: all you need is a pinch of curiosity, a dash of wonder
Gaiman: and an ounce of whimsy!!
Gaiman: butterfly in the skyyyy
Gaiman: i can fly twice as hiiiigh
Gaiman: why, you could imagine anything!
Gaiman: you could imagine a clockwork alligator as big as the sky!
Gaiman: you could imagine a railroad conductor made of lemon drops!
Gaiman: you could even imagine
Gaiman: a boy who wears glasses and goes to a wizard school
Rowling: hello children
Rowling: my lawyersss inform me there'sss some copyright infringement happening here
Gaiman: ah but joanne
Gaiman: if you check the time stamps, i'm sure you'll find that Tim Hunter actually PREDATES harry potter
Rowling:
Rowling: curssse you gaiman
Rowling: you win thisss round
Rowling: curssse you gaiman
Rowling: not even i am rich enough to overcome the limitsss of chronological time!
Rowling: not yet
Rowling: but sssomeday
Rowling: if only i hadn't ssspent sso much on that fence
Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] Behold! The Arch magus!
King: the arch magus!
Koontz: the arch magus!
Lovecraft: the arch magus!
Barker: the arch magus!
Poe: the arch magus!
Alan Moore: behold! the story of the boy wizard antichrist!
Rowling: ALRIGHT i can definitely sssue over this
Moore: ah foolish mortal, observe and know... i never specifically SAID harry potter
Rowling:
Moore: i just said the boy wizard named [mumbles] who goes to school at [mumbles] school of witchcraft and wizardry and fights [mumbles]
Rowling: curse you moore!
Rowling: alwayssss one ssstep ahead of the game!
Rowling: curssse your plausssible deniability!
Rowling: hmmm "plaussible deniability" huh?
Rowling: well TWO can play that game...
Rowling: so anyway the nazis didn't actually commit those documented crimes
King: gosh joanne that uh kinda sounds-
Rowling: oh but you'll notice i never said the word "holocaust"
Rowling: haha i'm too sslippery for you!
Rowling: johnny law can't keep up!
Rowling: they'll never catch JK Rowling with her molted ssskin around her anklesss!
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When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up.
I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.
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Anything For Joe - Ann Griffin (1974)
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Out of all the rallies supporting Ukraine worldwide today, this in Prague stands out
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“All human lives are so profoundly and intricately entwined - those dead, those living, those generations yet to come - that the fate of all is the fate of each, and the hope of humanity rests in every heart and in every pair of hands.”
~ Dean Koontz, ‘From the Corner of His Eye’
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"In the belly of the Leviathan, Mr. Thomas, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere."
— Odd Thomas, Dean Koontz
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Each smallest act of kindness, reverberates across great distances and spans of time—affecting lives unknown to the one who’s generous spirit, was the source of this good echo. Because kindness is passed on and grows each time it’s passed until a simple courtesy becomes an act of selfless courage, years later, and far away. Likewise, each small meanness, each expression of hatred, each act of evil.
— Dean Koontz
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Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one is a life diminished.
- Dean Koontz
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Have you read...
note: If you did not finish but feel you read enough to form an opinion, you may choose a ‘Yes’ option instead of 'Partly' (e.g., Yes, I didn’t like it). Interpret "neutral or complicated" however you like, I intended this category to be a broad option between like and dislike.
Closer...
They found the first body hideously swollen and still warm. Then they found two severed hands. Then two staring heads in wall ovens. 150 were grotesquely dead and it had hardly begun in the tiny mountain town of Snowfield, California.
and closer...
At first they thought it was a maniac. Then they thought it was an obscene new disease. Then they thought it was the Russians.
and closer...
Then they found out the truth. And they saw it in the flesh. And it was worse than anything any of them had ever imagined...
submit a horror book!
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— petals on the wind, vc andrews
—Slaughterhouse-5, Kurt Vonnegut
—The Carnivorous Lamb, Augustin Gomez-Arcos
—Twilight Eyes, Dean Koontz
—Heaven, VC Andrews
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Hey, I've been reading your Blood of my Blood AU, and it made me want to recommend Dean Koontz Frankenstein series of books. Basic plot is that the original Frankensteins monster (who has mellowed significantly after two centuries, and has an innate understanding of quantum physics that allows him to teleport) teams up with two homicide detectives to destroy Victor Frankenstein, who has survived to the modern day because of experiments on himself, and is planing to take over the world. It's five books long, but the first three are the best. There's also a graphic novel version of the first book, and the Monster is rather attractive, in my opinion:
I highly recommend the series!!!
Wow! That sounds really interesting! Thank you for the recommendation!
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Midnight Pals: Publisher Assassins
Poe: Look, this has gone on too long
Poe: we've GOT to distance ourselves from Joanne
Neil Gaiman: she's become a liability
Gaiman: soon she'll be killed by the publisher assassins
Poe: right, the
Poe: hold on, the what
Gaiman: the publisher assassins
Poe:
Gaiman: dead authors sell better, you see
Gaiman: so someone could kill an author just to goose sales
Gaiman: that's why we all have to be very protective of copyright
King: ...is this about the internet archive
Gaiman: I SIGNED THE LETTER OKAY
Gaiman: imagine
Gaiman: it's 2001
Gaiman: you're sent to kill a promising young author
Gaiman: but you accidentally kill her terrier instead
Barker: That was a film
Gaiman: ah but films are the mindscape of potentiality
Koontz: [crying] I don't like this story
Gaiman: ah dean, fear not my young friend
Gaiman: tis a mere thought experiment
Gaiman: publisher assassins are not real, they can't hurt you
Gaiman: [stroking chin] though contracted hit men are REMARKABLY cheap
Gaiman: Only five figures? Now THAT'S what I call making a killing
King: neil you're just being kooky, no one's gonna kill authors for the copyright
King: i mean
King: who could even pull off a thing like
Barker: mary could do it
King:
King: no no mary's too flamboyant
King: you need a professional for this
Jack Ketchum: [long cigarette drag]
Jack Ketchum: i could do it
King:
Ketchum: i could do it easy
Ketchum: no one would ever find the bodies
King:
Barker: would you make it look like an accident
Ketchum: what am i, an amateur? of course i'd make it look like a fucking accident
Ketchum: what a question
Ketchum: damn shame about that scottish castle
King: jack
Ketchum: you know what they say
Ketchum: you gotta keep diane duane outta the woodwork or you're gonna get some major structural damage
Ketchum: the kind that can crush a person alive
King: jack what did you do
Ketchum: i didn't do anything, steve
King:
Ketchum: and there are no witnesses to say otherwise
King:
Gaiman: haha my goodness this gedank experiment sure is a testament to the limitless reaches of the human imagination isn't it haha
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When I worked at a bookstore, I learned that when an author like Dean Koontz signs his books, their resale value goes up.
I also learned that when an author like Stephen King signs Dean Koontz's books, the price goes even higher and that Dean Koontz is not amused by this.
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That is the best of all things we can do for one another: Make the dark small.
Dean Koontz
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Dean Koontz
Intensity
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Intuition is seeing with the soul."
Dean Koontz
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