#death scissors

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Devil May Cry 5 (2019)

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Devil may cry V enemies: what do they taste like? (And how to cook them) (Cursed headcanons)

Part 1

Some things shouldnt be posted...

This is cursed as fuck but my brain always does weird shit like this and since tumblr is the de facto dump for thoughts like this I feel obligated to share it with you.

Hell Caina

Theyre honestly not very meaty. They have little bits of flesh stuck to their bones and they smell weird.... but their flesh makes a good snack if theres really nothing else. But they taste bland, almost like cardboard... and decay. -1/10

Hell Antenora/Judecca

Their flesh would taste the same as hell caina but those purple things would make good pasta if you blanched them to cook the bitterness away, otherwise that shit would taste like medicine.

If you want purple carbonara, spaghetti or mac and cheese, eat those tenties. 6/10

Pyrobat/Hellbat

theyre spicy and tangy. The texture of their flesh is kinda weird though, its quite leathery, kinda like softer beef jerky. Theyre actually really good for some korean hotpot if you have the patience to slowcook them. As for their heads, theyre too tough to be eaten but if you tossed it into a stew youd be able to get the flavors anyways. If you minced them they'd be great as taco meat because of their flavor. 7/10

Behemoth

A mix of beef and pork! Theyre great for soup, chili, or even pork belly or steak! It depends what part of them youre eating oh and those tongue limbs it has?? Great for a nice cut of filet mignon, and depending where you cut it you could get anything from brisket to bacon. 8/10

Death scissors

Fucking inedible. -1,000,000/10

Proto/scudo angelo

Is there even flesh under there or are they just made of armor through and through? Either way theyre not very meaty and their flesh would be too tough. 0/10

Fury

They look tasty, i mean they look like beef jerky/glazed meat/fruit rollups... theyd be really lean meat, they got potential but their flesh looks hella leathery, but theyre probably hella flavorful. 6/10

They cant all fit in one post so im gonna reblog with a part 2.

[ultraviolencegaming]

Devil May Cry 5 (2019) Capcom

[sillyrust]

Finally, I belong somewhere, now I belong to the Earth

[thatsbelievable]

[crimson-nail]

same guy

[eradicatetehnormal]

Ah My Husbandos

Lol, that'd be one ugly bitch fight.

[theperksofbeingstupid]

cellboier elden ring day one, total death count: 79

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paint doodles bc i haven't messed around in paint for a while

[eraofelizabeth]

baby lost her head

[theparadoxmachine]

I think if you were to put all the OFMD characters on roller skates, Buttons is the only one who'd keep on their feet for any significant amount of time. I'm picturing him standing placidly on deck with a bird on his head as the waves just roll him back and forth. Everyone else would fall on their asses immediately

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2.04 - Fun and Games

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[dmc-questions-anon]

Where DMC Characters Rank

Capcom Super Elections results have come in and it time to see where the characters of Devil May Cry rank among Capcom's wide array of characters.

Dante is very, very popular. He was voted as the #1 Capcom character overall with 26,874 votes, #1 in both the world and Japan, got first with male voters and second with female. Generation-wise, he was voted as the best by people in their 10s-20s, second best by people in their 30s-40s, and fourth best by voters in their 50s-60s (and higher I presume). He got most popular male character in both the world and Japan.

Vergil was voted as the 4th best Capcom character overall with 10,178 votes. He got the #4 spot in the world and was not on the top 10 list in Japan. He got 6th place among male voters and 5th place among female. People in their 10s-20s found him to be Capcom's 3rd best character, while people in their 30s and higher did not find him worthy of the top ten list. He's Capcom's third most popular male character in the world and the 7th in Japan.

Nero landed 16th place overall with 3,025 votes. People in their 10s-20s found him to be 10th place material, while people older than that did not find him to be top ten material. He landed 7th most popular male character in the world and did not make the list in Japan.

Honorable mention to reboot Dante, who made 70th place with 518 votes.

V got 71st most popular with 516 votes, I can only assume this is supposed to be V from Devil May Cry.

Tragically no women from Devil May Cry made the top 10s, only to be seen through the extended list.

We see Lady come in as Capcom's 80th most popular character with 419 votes.

Trish came in at 234th place with 86 votes.

Surprise contender Sparda managed to find himself in 264th place with 69 votes despite the fact we know nothing about him.

Nico found herself as Capcom's 275th most popular character with 65 votes.

Lucia got 379th place with 32 votes.

Nelo Angelo got his own character spot, apparently, and landed 452nd place. Why those 21 people didn't just vote for Vergil I do not know.

Griffon, Shadow, and Nightmare got grouped together and are Capcom's 507th most popular characters with 15 votes.

Kyrie is Capcom's 538th most popular character with 13 votes.

King Cerberus made 580th place with 10 votes.

Elder Geryon Knight made 770th place with 3 votes.

Mundus somehow managed to get 3 votes and wound up in 770th place.

The Doppelganger also got their own spot and got 2 votes that landed them in 816th place.

Death Scissors aka the bane of my existence apparently got their own character spot and actually got a vote that put them in 867th place.

RIP Eva I ran through this list twice and did not see your name.

[self-indulgentmanic]

This is gonna be a special ask but draw what u would do if ur were in death mark world. Let me peak into your psyche for uuuuhhhhhhh social experiment

Did NOT expect to get an ask like this but omg u just opened something dangerous (im about to be super annoying /lh) I've had sketches for a while so nows my excuse to post em hsuadhsa

I couldnt decide between being just a normal human mark bearer or a ghost so I decided to go with both <33 Not sure what kinda psychological analysis you can get from this but I wanna see whats yalls guesses from the stats huhu

Character Desc: "An artist with a strange sense of aesthetics, and is particularly fond of the unsightly, the grotesque, and anything that makes her heart jump. A bit airheaded, carefree, and not quite well-versed in reading social cues. She seems to believe to have hidden her eccentricity well, which is far from the truth."

Profile: Hobbies: Drawing, Writing Likes: Anything that scares her [which is a lot of things], Public speaking Dislikes: Letting people down Legend: Managed to talk about her interests for 3 hours straight

Her mark is on the center of her chest, which she got from being lost at a friend's party and accidentally bumped into a spirit.

When picked as a partner: "I'll do my best! ...But don't expect it to be good please"

And then heres my ghost hehe [i alr got a whole story for her but this post is long enough already Idk lmk if y'all actually want it lol] [but i also wanna see how yall interpret her design]

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My deaths, mixed media, 2022