#deranged miwaposting

[flowergirlmiwa]

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[miss-bunny-penny]

here are my pitches for MST3K Fortnite collaboration because I've been watching the show a ton recently... there's some fun pictures so check it out if you want...

there's three bundles total with four skins, and fair warning for fans it does bias early seasons

JOEL ROBINSON

obviously the first bundle concerns Joel. his description in game would be "Just another face in a red jumpsuit."

Default style: Gizmonic red jumpsuit. obviously.

Second style: Blue jumpsuit. he used it sometimes too and it would be really easy to implement in game. I'm sure some megafan would pull out a deep cut reference to some skit or invention exchange here. maybe give him a biiiig head, biiiig head style too. that's my suggestion

back bling: Croooooow! ingame description: "Wisecracker." you gotta have Crow! make it reactive, maybe he laughs or makes a quip when you get a kill, and have him constantly glancing around and it would be quite the cool back bling in my opinion

pickaxe: GPC! here we're having Joel go around whacking people with GPC's floppy severed head and neck, shrunken to fit Fortnite pickaxe standards. it's a bit morbid but hey I still think it would make for a funny looking pickaxe that kinda makes sense considering the shape of the character

SECOND BUNDLE!!

Mike

yep if you haven't guessed, my proposed second bundle is Mike Nelson, the second host of MST3K. really he was around for pretty much the whole show anyway but he's the stepriffer who stepped up. am I making this weird? his ingame description reads: "His bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space." I don't care if the lyrics changed for him

default style: here we're going with a nice blue for Mike's trademark look in my mind

second style: and for the second style we've of course got the grey that he also wore. the next style is where I have fun

third style: that's right, it's Jack Perkins. this is probably my favorite character Mike played on the show before becoming the host, and it's just really funny to me to imagine this being in fortnite

back bling: Tom Servo! you probably saw this coming. just like Crow, perhaps he quips when you get a kill or does that dance thing where his head pops up. either way he's always moving his head and gazing around while hanging around there on your back. description: "They tried to kill me with a forklift! Olé!"

pickaxe: something turkey related. I'm not creative so just go with me here. turkey day was a big part of MST3K and turkey = bad film, AND Fortnite is the kind of game where they'd go too literally and give Mike Nelson a rubber turkey as a pickaxe or something like that. if not a turkey then ...

pickaxe idea 2: satellite of love. just put it on a stick.

BUNDLE 3

you may be wondering what we're gonna do for my fabled last bundle with two characters. well my early season bias will show here because it's...

BOTH DR FORRESTER AND TV'S FRANK! you heard me right. both are 800 vbucks so no alt styles but they do get to be in a bundle together. you love to see it. not sure on their ingame descriptions but I'm certain they would be witty references

glider: satellite of love again. here's the satellite of love again. this time it's a glider! just attach some ugly, gaudy looking hang to it and use it as a glider. this is bundled with Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank

alright y'all if you read through this you're my true soldier and I'm blowing you a kiss. follow for more insane Fortnite fantasies

[flowergirlmiwa]

dealer: "got this new stuff it's called JET SET RADIO!!"

me: "yeah right I don't feel anything"

(five minutes later)

me: "jump around now jump around now jump up jump up and get down jump around now"

DJ Professor K, pacing: "Fuck the police!"

[flowergirlmiwa]

me killing you with a rock yuri

[flowergirlmiwa]

baseball yuri. basewball team yuri. theyr flirting on second base and not paying attention!! she hit the ball youre supposed to run but youre making out with the girl on second base stop it!!! incompetent yuri idiot!

[flowergirlmiwa]

[flowergirlmiwa]

instead of playing fire emblem engage, how about you engage in some filthy lesbian sex. and then play fire emblem engage if you want ig

[flowergirlmiwa]

vsauce, michael here. what if girls held hands? would that be f**ked up or what?

[flowergirlmiwa]

(scene: Beavis and Butt-Head's couch. The two are now ten hours into a yuri anime marathon)

(a scene from Kase-san and Morning Glories is playing on the TV, neither Beavis or Butt-head say anything for some time as they simply focus on the show)

Beavis: "Hey Butt-Head. Uhh, m-m-me-meh. Chicks are cool."

Butt-Head: "That they are, Beavis. Uhuhuhuh. That they are."

(both laugh as they watch the female protagonists kissing)

Beavis: "M-m-m-meh. Wish I was a girl. M-m-meh."

Butt-Head: "Woah! Uhuhuhuh. That'd be cool. Uhuhuhuh."

Beavis: (softly) "Oh, oh yeah. M-m-meh."

Beavis: "Who wouldn't wanna be a girl, right? They've got boobs."

Butt-Head: (sounding amused) "Uhuhuhuh. I'd be hotter than you. Uhuhuhuh."

Beavis: "No you wouldn't."

Butt-Head: "I'd get so many chicks. My boobs would be so big, I'd get phone calls from Ichihara Chiaki. Uhuhuhuhuh."

Beavis: "Heh heh, m-m-oh yeah. M-m-mmeh."

Butt-Head: "Don't worry Beavis. If we turn into girls, I'll help you get laid. I know all the best... sapphic techniques. Uhuhuhuhuh."

Beavis: "M-m-meh. Uhhh, what?"

Butt-Head: "You can have the girls after I'm done with them."

Beavis: "Oh. M-m-m-meh. That could work."

(the two drift into silence as they continue to stare at the girls kissing passionately)

[flowergirlmiwa]

that girl you like so much? she's gay. she's a lesbian and she's killing it

[flowergirlmiwa]

jesse we need to watch spiderverse, AGAIN. we need to study every frame, do you understand?

uhh, yeah, animation frames... got it... yeah...

i'm sorry. is the art of animation not thrilling enough for you?

yo man when are we gonna get back to making meth?? you know? scantae??

(walt closes his eyes for a moment out of annoyance) now jesse see how hobie is drawn here

[flowergirlmiwa]

how many cats in today's age are familiar with a VCR? you ever think about that?

[flowergirlmiwa]

it's cause you're always loving that damn girl

[flowergirlmiwa]

If you give a mouse a YURI????