#desert bluffs

[swedisheek]

charles looked at this and went oh yeah great place to raise a kid

(please reblog!! id in alt text ^_^)

[vintagecandy]

Can we get a drawing of lauren doing some Strex Girlbossing?

Another ask also wanted to see her in "casual clothes" but I totally remembered it as "pajamas" for some reason lol, though-- I feel Lauren's most comfortable outfit is at best a blouse and khakis until she finally sleeps, so this kind of tracks.

[nautilidea]

voices

[flight0fthecrows]

the sillies!!

i really should catch up to wtnv sometime :")

[smilingsynernist]

This time, I tried a retro style C:

[voidvale]

My before and after project from a few semesters ago! ^Top is after

This is before (from a cc class):

[universeberrigarden]

I swear this is how it feels to hear Kevin’s voice at the start of episodes

[thingsaday]

Life cycle of your local prophet (and Community Radio Host)

[elliottjpg]

Voice of Desert Bluffs Puppet of Strex Corp Prophet of the Smiling God

My name is Kevin.

"I only want to want something for myself."

[lytorika]

"I'm only allowed to tell people happy news, and if I told you what the smiling god really thinks of you, you'd become sad and the smiling god does not like it when you're sad-"

[taxesguy]

found this banger I made and never posted

also please lmk more queer podcasts to listen to I'm running low

[fave-fight]

ROUND 2, MATCH 43

NO MAGIC, POWERS, WEAPONS, OR ADDITIONAL HELP FROM OTHERS

Kevin:

“He has killed before and he will kill again. He is immune to the ol' "go for the eyes" trick some opponents might pull, because he doesn't HAVE eyes. He can still see just fine because he's granted Vision by the Smiling God. Despite the mention of his "smile knife" in the Mudstone Abyss arc, I think Kevin doesn't entirely NEED weapons because I fully believe he will bite anyone and not hold back. He'll rip a chunk off you if he has to, he'll go fucking apeshit. His whole motif is teeth and gore and devouring. And he'll be so upbeat and sunny the whole time. Now if he could GET a weapon, he would prefer that, but if he absolutely has to fight somebody unarmed, he could manage against the average person off the street. However, caught off-guard, he is easily defeated. There's a part in canon where he believes he's having a diplomatic discussion (it was actually pretty fucked up and evil but Kevin's sense of normalcy is hella skewed), and a (presumably human) character just suddenly grabs him and slams him through a portal. So it can be assumed that if someone lands an unexpected attack on Kevin, he'll get his ass kicked easy. Kevin is also probably not formally combat trained. Someone with actual fighting skills would probably beat him. He's just reliant on bizarre violence more than actual skill, in my opinion.”

“hes gods favorite freak. he wrote a whole freak bible about bugs and teeth. also he should get to bite people like that anon said”

Magikarp:

“Magikarp are a joke in the Pokémon world. Their signature move does nothing. They learn 4 moves, which are all very weak. It's value to most players is its evolution, but I just think one magikarp would be funny.”

“He's just a fish. He jumps. He splashes. That's it. He will lose a lot but that's ok because he has a song dedicated to him on the official Pokemon YouTube channel so no matter what, magikarp can rest easy knowing he's won my heart ❤️”

“If it can stall out the opponent for 40 turns while it drains all its PP for Splash, it can use Struggle to damage the opponent! There’s a chance!”

[vintagecandy]

Maybe Kevin again if you're still into him?

As if I'd ever forsake my deranged boy

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Pretty sure Cecil's radio show is the only thing that broadcasts in Night Vale and it only plays in the evenings.

However, I think if you shook the radio a little bit, gave an offering to The Smiling God and ate a scorpion; you could tune in to Kevin's show in New Desert Bluffs whenever you wanted to.

[nautilidea]

voices part 2

(I actually never finished this but i don't know how to continue😭

[smilingsynernist]

She could've made so much money :(

I'm having so much fun in this style lol