#desi humor

[dilhhindustani]

I like simple things books ,being alone or with someone who understands

[meowmeowmerisakhi]

[betweenpinkandbluewalls]

It's morning 6 AM

Me - CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI

It's evening 5 Pm

Me- CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI CHAI

[ch4isutta]

hopeless romantic : woh log jinko pyaar ki pyaas hai magar vastavikta kaafi alag hai.

[vomentallyunstableladka]

Wtf is ,Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend? Instead, ask this : main bht annoying hu. Tum mujhe jhel loge na???

[taurusmoon2008]

Me studying

Randomly opens the last page of notebook

Starts scribbling random lyrics 😔

Why am I like this ????

[meradupattateriwatch]

The peace of " Ghar pe akela hona "

[tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora]

enough मूर्खता for today

हम कल सुबह से फिर शुरू करेंगे।

[desigirldairies]

I don't have a personality I stole it from her.

[themachomoron]

If reincarnation is real I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to their own music they made in a different life and read books they don't remember writing

[winnie-the-pujaa]

I met someone → We talk

↑ ↓

They leave ← I get attached

[dilhhindustani]

[meowmeowmerisakhi]

Search history used to be a big thing back then , but now kids openly discuss about porn , hookups and kinks

damm itna tezzz

[betweenpinkandbluewalls]

forget the typical affirmations like "you are beautiful , you look so hot , omg your eyes i so pretty " , instead i want to someone to look into my eyes and smile naturally as if they felt something in their heart which is genuine and pure

[ch4isutta]

Ab toh pasandida aurat bhi imagi-nari ho rakhi hai.

[kanyasstuff]

loving your mom is like

I love you and I hope I never lose you, please stop talking to me I can't handle it anymore, I don't know how to go on without your support, why won't you just listen to me for once?, oh god I miss you and how do people do it without their moms?, please l just want you to be proud of me, I want to stay at home and pretend I'm still five, you're giving me bone nausea every time you get silently pissed off I need to leave right NOW, I can't imagine when I won't need you in my life, just let me relax for two seconds, please mom, hold my hand and acknowledge my pain without feeling like it's your fault even if some of it is.