Pigeons
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Characters: Rodney McKay, Radek Zelenka
Pairing: Rodney McKay/Radek Zelenka
Rating: G
Word Count: 848
Tags: Old Age, Established Relationship, Fluff, Bickering, Grief/Mourning, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Post-Canon, Pigeons
Summary: Just taking the daily walk to the park.
Notes: This fic is inspired by this tumblr post. More notes and translations at the end.
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Rodney pulled on his boots and tied them snugly, his back and knees creaking as he stood. He put his coat on, his arthritic fingers fumbling with the buttons.
"You never bought me a single coat without buttons. I swear you've been trying to kill me since we met."
"You are delusional. I have done nothing but support your arrogant ass for fifty years."
A lopsided smile grew across Rodney's face as he pulled a toque over his white hair.
"Forty-seven. And if by “support” you mean “follow me around like a lost duckling.” Then yes, you did." He lifted his chin. "Let’s be honest here, you imprinted on me and I just couldn't shake you off."
He could see the man looking at him from over the top of his glasses. “If I didn't love you," he said. “Už bych tě vyhodil z okna.” His eyes gleamed. “I když myslím, že ještě není pozdě.”
Rodney's smile broadened as he picked up his satchel, checking to make sure he had everything. "You know I can understand all that now, and I am one hundred percent sure your mother wouldn't be too happy to hear you threaten me with defenestration."
"Mm, yes, I am regretting past decisions." He pushed his glasses up his nose. "The first of which is introducing you to my mother."
Rodney swung the bag over his shoulder and opened the door. He grimaced as the harsh wind hit his face. "Jesus, you just had to love somewhere cold, huh?"
"No one said you must live here Rodney."
Rodney locked the door and rubbed his arms before starting the daily walk. "Are you kidding? If I’d left you to your own devices you would have blown up half of Europe."
"I am not the one who goes around destroying things." His lips tilted up, "I do seem to recall someone blowing up 5/6th of a solar system though." He held his palm out. "Is it possible that you know of this person?"
"Oh c'mon, that was forever ago." Rodney threw his hands up, "Could we all just move on already?"
"Maybe one could move on if one was not being constantly told he would destroy one's homeland if left to his own devices."
"Fine," Rodney turned into the park and rolled his eyes. "I'll stop telling you that."
His brows lifted, "And you promise this?"
Rodney was all teeth. "Never."
"Well, then I will never move on."
Rodney's lips trembled. "I wish that were true."
He sat on their usual bench and put the satchel next to him. He pulled out his lunchbox and a sack. He opened the lid and took out his sandwich. He snorted as the inevitable birds came off their perches to be closer to the food.
"How could you love these things?"
"Do not even start. They are beautiful creatures."
"More like rats with wings." Rodney said while chewing.
“Oh, “rat’s with wings,” he says." He throws a hand up. "Bah! They are nothing like some rat." He pointed into his palm." They are docile and affectionate creatures who have contributed more to civilization than any other species of bird." He held said finger up, "They can be trained to tell the difference between Bach and Stravinsky you know.” He gesticulated wildly, “But of course, people complain about them, call them rats. We are the ones that brought them here! And yet we forget and treat them like nothing. But they remember even if we don’t. They are intelligent animals who do not fear us because we domesticated them.”
Rodney opened the sack and sifted his hand through the small seeds."I love it when you get wound up."
He knew that man would pull back, eyes lighting up, a dimple-popping smile spreading over his face because Rodney didn’t say such things often and the thing was he loved it when Rodney got wound up too. It was just how they were, how they would always be. Rodney threw a handful of birdseed and watched the birds peck and coo.
He could see the man on the bench smiling down at them, holding his hand out to pet one, the backs of his fingers rubbing gently up its neck. "Jsi můj oblíbenec."
"That is disgusting," Rodney said fondly.
He scowled. "Rodney, they are less disgusting than humans."
"Yeah, well, I don't like those either."
Rodney smiled as he said it. He could see the man chuckling at him, eyes crinkling on the sides as they closed lightly.
Rodney finished his sandwich and sighed, wiping the crumbs off toward the group of happy birds. His throat tightened as he zeroed in on one with a bar wing pattern. Two perfectly symmetrical solid black stripes across each one. He spread a pile of seeds next to it. His hand moved slowly, making sure the bird was aware of his intent. He gently ran the back of his fingers up its iridescent green and purple neck. The pigeon cooed happily as tears welled up in his eyes.
"You would have been Radek's favorite."
As always, I would like to thank @all-mighty-yaoiyuri The Czech who checks my Czech. (ᕗ-^▿^)ᕗ ❤
More Notes:
Not going to lie, I cried several times while writing this, like, I am talking bawling my eyes out crying. And just so everyone knows, Radek died of old age, he did not suffer in any way and got to spend the rest of his life contributing to science and bickering with the man he loved the most.
Translations:
Už bych tě vyhodil z okna: I'd throw you out the window.
I když myslím, že ještě není pozdě: Although, I don't think it's too late.
Jsi můj oblíbenec: You're my favorite.
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