#di clown!!!

[theballadofmars]

We always call lbh a freak for keeping sqq's corpse for 5 years and try to bring him back to life, and yeah that's intense, but we really need to talk more about how sqq, after the abyss, stopped eating because it wasn't lbh's food, went every day to lbh's tomb that HE MADE, and the sect leaders and disciples were so worried about him thay they didn't let him go anywhere alone. AND LBH WASN'T EVEN DEAD!!!!!

Thank god that lbh can't die because let's be real, sqq would totally do something as dramatic and insane as hugh a corpse for 5 years.

[bishy437]

Modern Hualian Reunion???

just xie lian things <3

i badly doodled some of the convo me (blue) and my friend (grey) were having abt hualian

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me: Look, you know you're wildly sympathetic and like exploring the complexity of "villainous" characters in particular, but this fic is already enormous and you hate this guy, do you really want to expend the mental energy on making him into something else?

Also me: Hey, Disney was wrong about a lot of shit but he was fucking right when he said that a story is only as interesting as it's villain, and no matter what kind of monster they are, they also have to be appealing and interesting to watch. Tweaking this asshole to have some actual depth and sympathetic reasoning is solid storytelling.

Also Also Me: If I Doofenschmirtzinate the shitty little ICP wannabe war crimes "scientist" Mayuri it'll hurt more when I kill him :)

[l1lmab3ans]

When all your recommended shorts are of Mace absolutely losing his mind:

[little-pondhead]

Danny moved to Gotham.

Freakshow is touring in Gotham.

Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.

Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.

Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.

Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.

Danny turns to the Joker for help.

The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.

Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.

Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.

[wilwheaton]

Eight years ago Will Saletan said “The GOP is a failed state. Donald Trump is its warlord.” There’s probably no short summary, phrase or aphorism I’ve repeated more times on TPM. Because it’s that good. Today we’re seeing another permutation and illustration of that enduring reality. This is more basic than a fractured caucus or any of the personalities involved. It is the logical end result of a party and political movement based on rule-breaking, as a central value and mode of operation. When rule-breaking becomes the norm organizations and polities fall apart … without a strongman. For eight years Donald Trump has been that strongman. It’s Trump’s general indifference to the House Speaker debacle and perhaps focus on his unfolding legal woes that has allowed the chaos to drag on. This is always the relationship between civic democracies and the broken states where strongmen thrive and dominate. Civic democracy operates through an organized competition between different stakeholders in society. It requires a consensus to litigate disagreements through a prescribed set of rules. The breakdown of those rules creates an opening for strongmen who traffic in raw power and sell their ability to impose order. It is both the cause and result of the species of civic and moral degeneracy we see as the mother’s milk of Trumpism.

The Party of Rule-Breaking Trundles Toward Its Inevitable End Point - TPM – Talking Points Memo

[travalerray]

Li Lianhua's will: I bequeath my dog, my swordplay and my homoerotic rivalry to Fang Duobing

[bluerosefox]

Foreboding Words of Warnings

..... I had another idea that I wanna share. Going to be quick cause I got stuff to do today.

"This, Batman. Is a list of names and ages of people who once were upon the living, who died by the hands of Joker.... they are also the ones that are demanding his death and soul ripped into nothingness so they won't suffer his ghost should he become one...." the young looking King said, his voice hard like unmoving stone, his finger tapping against the open long glowing scroll sitting on top of the table "The very dead are demanding their justice Batman. My people, my subjects, my kind want to finally end that psychopath since they now have a King that is willing to listen to them."

Batman opened his mouth, trying to come up with words to counter argue that killing was wrong, he did his best to ignore the names, the ages (a cluster of children ages ranging from babies to seventeen year olds were together on the list) but was cut off by King Phantom.

"I'm not asking permission Batman, this is merely a formality and a warning for what's to come. Everyone and everything ends and enters my domain eventually, and from there their souls are judged. So before you say I have no right to be doing this, understand that EVERYONE will be mine eventually whether they like it or not.... Although never once has so many ghosts demanded judging on a living soul all at once. I can not ignore this, even my own council agreed to the demands once I brought this matter to them." Phantom said, his glowing green eyes staring him down and everyone in the room shivered (both internally and a tiny bit outwardly) as if they had been dunked in cold ice water. The light from his flaming crown seemed to be messing with the shadows around it in the cave sending a sense of foreboding at them. "You have twenty-four hours to bring Joker to me before I send my knights to find him and drag him into my Realm. I would rather not cause mass panic among the living should they see them however hence why I came here to speak in private with you about this matter before we do."

The room was silent after that, everyone trying to wrap their heads around what was going to happen, permission or not. And trying not to freak out over the existence of ghosts being a thing... and that they had a King in the afterlife.

"Question King Kid. Do you need to be fully dead to sign that thing or can someone whose been dead and got better add their name to it?" Jason finally asked from his spot, fully ready to sign his own name on the damn thing if it meant finally getting rid of the Joker for good in this life. And for the afterlife as well. He refused to let Joker's victims and himself should he join them in the ghostly afterlife suffer seeing that crazed clown again.

[vanade]

so... "alternative" forms of payment eh... 😳

took me 4 days to make this so the joke is a bit old now but STILL.

[anna-scribbles]

anna the way I am reading your discussions about felix’s degree whilst wearing this shirt

england’s youngest graduate

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

I’ve seen a few of the ghosts regent ideas floating around, but pair that with adoptive dad Jason.

Jason adopts Danny but because he died, came back, and took a green soup dip Jason ends up accidentally adopting Danny in both the living realm and the GZ/IR. Danny being only 15 in human years and 1 in ghost years may be the current king, but he’s too young to be considered the formal ruler for events and realm rituals. So Jason has to take brakes from being the Red Hood every few weeks to basically put blob ghosts in a fancy circle and glare at unruly citizens.

Jason takes care of Danny and keeps the Bats from crowding and stressing him out. He also lets Danny help with vigilante stuff by working on evacuation plans, non lethal weaponry, medical training, and other things that won’t put him in danger or directly in the field.

Eventually the Red Hood gets captured by cultists along with a few of the other bats, all of them are tied to poles and fighting to escape their bindings. Then Jason hears what they’re supposedly going to summon, “The tyrant of the dead! The King of the Infinite Realm!” Jason stops fighting against his bindings and has to try not to choke or die again from laughing too hard while telling them they were about to do the stupidest thing they ever had.

The cultists say he “won’t be laughing for much longer” and to “shut up” and begin to summon the King. The entire area starts glowing green and the temperature drops, everyone can see their breath, the lights are flickering, and citrus scented neon green smoke begins spreading and forming a humanoid shape. At the same time the Red Hood vanishes, his bindings falling to the floor.

The cultists excitingly finish the ritual and while the figure is still cloaked in smoke tell it they prepared sacrifices for it. The smoke fades and standing fully armed ready to fight is the Red Hood. He tells the cultists to Run and that he told them they were going to regret this.

After Jason beats the cultists and the Bats get free they ask him how he did it. Jason responds by saying the King didn’t sign the Summoning permission slip so he can’t be summoned. This just leaves them more confused.

Jason heads back home to tell Danny what happened and that he should change the King’s summoning requirements.

[goopiesglorp]

if you’re ever on roblox lifetogether and you encounter cunty digital circus characters, you’ve found my friend and i ❤️

i wanted to redraw this screenshot because it makes me giggle every time i look at it, this is us pulling up on a guy guns blazing for calling ragatha ugly and pomni a clown. featuring the amazing digital helicopter in the background obviously.

[friendlyengie]

fuck spy for looking the way he does btw. His model makes me upset. He’s like. The least shaped out of the mercs. He’s so. Normal looking? They draw him really Long in the comics but he’s Not really! His head is really small! And it’s not even that sharp or long like the others are! The only merc who really deviates from the tf2 Shapes like him is Demo because he’s like. All round face shapes. But at least those shapes are discernable! I don’t know how to break spy down into shapes! I can’t do it! The only logical next step is to kill him with my own two hands

[qpjianghu]

they are both looking respectfully 🤡 👀 🤡

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Ykw… screw it!!!!!!!! TNMN Nightmare Mode voice hcs!!!!!!!

Xezbet Xerbeth- Gloomius Maximus (Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun) (VA: James Woods)

Drugia Fleuretty- Life (Adventure Time) (VA: Corrine Kempa)

Exael Lanithro- Legoshi (Beastars) (VA: Jonah Scott)

Barbatos Barrabam- Heavy (Team Fortress 2) (VA: Gary Schwartz)

Abducius Morail- Chuckles (Legends of Avantris) (VA: Mikey Glider)

Lilith Lilitu Lilit- Jane Doe (RTC) (specifically the version singing in this video)

Anazareth Anazarel- Starfire (Teen Titans) (VA: Hynden Walch)

Chaugnar Faugn- Kratos (God of War) (VA: Christopher Judge)

Nyogtha Z’mog- Mel Medarda (Arcane: LoL) (VA: Toks Olagundoye)

Zoth Ommog- Jafar (Aladdin) (VA: Jonathan Freeman)

Shub Niggurath- Nyanlathotep (Sucker for Love) (VA: Lani Minella)

Yog Sothoth- Ennui (Total Drama: TRD) (VA: Carter Hayden)

Quachil Uttaus- Lefty (FNAF: Pizzeria Simulator) (VA: Lena Gwendolyn Hill)

Yan Luo Wang Diyu- GLaDOS (Portal) (VA: Ellen McLain)

Orcus Dis Pater- Narrator (Horror Short film “Teeth”) [VIEWER DISCRECTION IS ADVISED]

Ishtar Ereskigal- Tails (Secret History of Sonic and Tails) (VA: Mick Lauer)

Teutates Taranis- Satan (The Adventures of Mark Twain) (VAs: Michele Mariana and Wilbur Vincent)

Ah Puch Xibalba- Director Phobos (Madness Project Nexus) (VA: William Harmar)

Dagda Crom Cruach- Edgar (Electric Dreams 1984) (VA: Bud Cort) (Start at 9:15!!)

Izanami Yomi- Sakura Ogami (Danganronpa THH) (VA: Jessica Gee-George)

BONUS

The Nightmare Clown- DJ Grooves (A Hat In Time) (VA: Anthony Sardinha)

Xuchilbara Lobsel Vith- Cala Maria (The Cuphead Show) (VA: Natasia Demetriou)

Mask Ghost- Ballora (FNAF sister location) (VA: Michella Moss)

Chester- Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls) (VA: Alex Hirsch)

Hooded/Clown Mask man/Arcade Clown- Red Guy (DHMIS) (VA: Joseph Pelling)