#diane morgan

[warningsine]

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Holy shit I’m fucking crying

[thermodynamic-comedian]

really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.

[eggsaladstain]

i think about this bit a lot

Source: Cunk on Earth, Season 1 Episode 4

[tracyorama]

[profeminist]

Source: "Cunk on Earth is a British mockumentary television series produced by Charlie Brooker. The series stars Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunk_on_Earth

[callmekamel]

Philomena Cunk the Wonderous Time Lord

I rewatched Cunk on Earth recently and thought: "Oh she would make a great Time Lord wouldn't she? She flies across the universe and crashes the planet Earth or sth"

Then I saw this Cunk x Doctor Who fic on AO3 and it was wonderful!! Inspired me to draw for 5 hours straight. Philomena Cunk across time and space in costumes!!!

[brigwife]

Cunk on Middle Earth (1)

[puttingthebiinmorbid]

A comprehensive list of all the things Philomena Cunk’s Mate Paul has done

Write a story about a man who got a new potato stuck up himself following an ill-advised sex game. And he wrote that in the form of a limerick. No one died but it sounded horrendous.

Was driving to Winchester when a lorrie jack-knifed in front of him and he was hurtling towards it and everything went slo-mo and Paul, who’s never been religious, spoke to Jesus and said “I promise if I survive this, I’ll believe in you.” And he did survive but he fractured his skull and broke both his legs. Paul never forgave him and he says “if I see Christ again, he’s a dead man”

Got terrible diarrhea while he was doing a 30-mile sponsored walk to Harrogate dressed as Spider-Man for Help for Heroes. “One of the most noble and disgusting things I’ve ever seen.” Before the organizers intervened he raised 368 pounds

Are five ketamine brownies and thought that he could communicate telepathically with any animal he saw on television. He ended up being sectioned for his own safety.

Invented a treadmill for his fiancés pet snake, and the sketches for that were much more convincing than Leonardo da Vinci’s flying machine. And he was on mushrooms. Mind you, the prototype did pull the snakes head off. That was the worst ending to a birthday party Philomena had ever been to.

Punched a waiter in a TGI Fridays for dropping his banoffee pie

Sent Philomena a video that exposes that neither the moon nor nighttime is real

[potthead-and-evans]

and what is neil gaiman’s plan for casting philomena cunk as jesus christ in good omens s3?

[warningsine]

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Can we just have a moment to appreciate this guy? All of Philomena Cunk’s experts are great but Ashley Jackson, professor of imperial and military history at London’s King’s College stands out.

When repeatedly asked about the “Soviet Onion,” he initially tries to correct her. She accuses him of mansplaining, so he eventually just plays along completely straight-faced.

“Well, if you want to talk about sort of Russian Soviet vegetables, we can. I mean, it was a deeply agrarian country, and so there were lots of onions, lots of potatoes, lots of other things.”

“Did they have turnips?”

“Think so. Cheap, easy to grow, hardy. Great in a stew.”

Just… “Great in a stew.” Man went from trying to correct her to just… listing the virtues of turnips. Class act.

[flamingoservingdrinks]

i'm entering a cave, not by mistake or because i'm a wolf, but a secret third thing (a producer told me to)

[aboutoldfriends]

my last 2 brain cells

[artfilmfan]

[reuels]

Cunk on Earth 2022 (Ep. 1) dir. Christian Watt