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bloopy-writes · 2 days
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Jason and Dick make a shared google calendar so they can plan out when they have time to see each other to catch up on their shared TV shows
(Dick brings the snacks, Jason cooks, they gossip about their siblings and friends, and life’s good)
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theaceofarrows · 2 months
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Jason: You know how you're all always going on about how Dick is the "best, nicest, most responsible older brother"?
Tim: Vaguely
Steph: Sorta
Damian: Tt
Duke: Ehh
Cass: [nods]
Jason: Well, I call bullshit. He wasn't like that almost a decade ago with me. He was an asshole
Dick: [sputters] I'll admit I wasn't completely thrilled about you at first, but name one time I was irresponsible with you
Jason: That time you were teaching me how to use the trapeze while Bruce was out of town, and I fractured my wrist
Dick: Yeah? And I took you to the ER, so what?
Jason: Under occupation on the hospital paperwork you wrote "failed acrobat"
[Everyone bursts into laughter]
Dick: Was I wrong?! You did not get the move down, you failed. I.e. FAILED acrobat
Jason: [turns to everyone and gestures to Dick] See? Ass Hole
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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.
officer: last name?
Dick : .....ah. you must be new.
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ev-arrested · 1 year
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I just know Jason is so fed up with the rest of the Batfam not knowing how much of a shitbag Dick was when he was a teenager. I know this man looks like a complete nutcase when he tries to convince Tim or Damian that Dick had his asshole phase, too. Don’t believe his fucking golden boy, depressed, running on fumes, burnt out, “I’d give everything and then some for the good of the world” act. He’s a lying liar that lies. It’s ALL lies.
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Mr. Professional Older Brother was a goddamn menace to society, and Jason Todd is gonna PROVE IT, DAMNIT.
“I know what you are,” says Jason.
“Lol,” says Dick. “Lmao.”
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melmov · 1 month
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Rescued
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mylifeingotham · 27 days
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audhd-nightwing · 6 days
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- at jason’s safe house -
jason, who just woke up (and is wearing a nightwing hoodie): what the fuck
dick, who broke in while he was asleep to steal his food: gasp!
jason: ugh. why are you here?
dick: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME LITTLE WING
jason: ??
jason, looking down at his hoodie: wait, no-
dick: *tackles him in a hug*
jason, muffled: i hate you
dick, grinning: love you too, jay
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some-rotten-nest · 1 year
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Danyal Al Ghul had died long ago. Not even the Pits could ressurect the fallen heir, and therefore Damian Al Ghul inherited the title.
Damian had never seemed to effected by his beloved brothers death, and Ra's had seen that as an advantage, seen Damian as stronger, as unemotional. Damian became the perfect child, and Danyal was left to be forgotten.
Except for the fact Danyal's ghost floated behind Damian all the time, like intangible and invisible, but unable to turn human.
The reason Damian was never effected was because his brother stuck by his side constantly, even after death, helping him, comforting him, as a ghost.
Damain never told anyone, he didn't have any evidence beside his word, which would be taken as the words of a mad man and not a becoming heir to the Demon Head.
So, Bruce never learned. He never knew about his second son, one who had died long ago, and one who had stuck by Damian's side through all of his adventures.
Soon enough, Danyal starts to manifest his usual gallery of powers, and it stars to alert the family.
"Why is there a hole in the wall?" Bruce would ask.
Damian would scramble for an excuse as quick as he humanly can, knowing his brother's powers as Danyal sulked next to him, "I was painting."
"WHY IS MY ENTIRE ROOM FROZEN SOILD?!" Jason would yell.
"Your window was left open, Todd."
"IT'S MAY!"
"What the-- why is my skateboard stuck in the wall?!" Tim.
Danyal buried his head in his hands.
"an art project."
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ryemiffie · 27 days
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More stuff from my day as bat bros incorrect quotes cause I think it's funny:
Dick: Yeah you look like you have mommy issues.
Jason: Yeah well you look like you've learned not to sing in the shower cause little birds kept trying to fly through the window and dying upon impact with the glass.
Dick: What does that mean??!
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llmsos · 4 months
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ghost-bxrd · 1 month
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There’s a crash behind him and Dick spins on his heels, instantly on guard— only to be met with Jason’s wide eyed stare.
He sighs, relaxing again. Seriously, what’s with this kid, “Hey, Jason. Know where Bruce is? I need some assistance with a… recent case.”
What case, is what he expects Jason to ask. Or maybe just tell Dick to piss off. It’s always a toss up with Jason.
He does not expect for the boy’s gaze to become downright apprehensive. Which is a novel look on the kid Dick really doesn’t like. Jason doesn’t do apprehensive, he jumpst straight to hostile.
“Hey, buddy,” Dick takes a slow step forward, an inkling of worry creeping into his mind , “You okay? Did something happen?
Jason shies away and Dick stops dead, hands held out placatingly.
“It’s okay, I’m not coming closer. What happened? Are you hurt?” Because something clearly must have happened for Jason to be so wary all of a sudden. Last time Dick remembers seeing him Jason was still his usual spitfire self.
Jason’s expression shudders, a multitude of emotions there and gone in a flash before he opens his mouth and—
Dick blinks, tilting his head slightly at the weird sound that comes out of the boy’s throat. Something like a high pitched chirp more reminiscent of a bird than a human being. Soft, almost musical in quality.
Jason keeps staring at him after, something expectant in his gaze that becomes progressively more upset with each passing second.
“Uhm,” Dick says eloquently, unsure what to do, “That’s a cool… thing you did there. Did B teach you?”
Something about that must have been the wrong thing to say because Jason’s face drops from wary trepidation into outright terror.
— Owl Song pt. IX sneak peek 🦉
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bloopy-writes · 2 months
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Dick and Jason are the type of brothers who definitely watch reality tv show together and one time Jason had to come to bludhaven on his off night and follow around nightwing begging for forgiveness because he watched an episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta without him
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sodamnbored · 11 months
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Jason: God that Tim kid is annoying.
Dick: I like him. He was there for me when I was wounded in the line of duty.
Jason, flatly: You sprained your ankle running for a bagel.
Dick, gesturing to his costume: While I was on the job.
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Jason ( in trouble) : You know, it's at times like this that I really wish I had listened to what Bruce told me.
Dick : Why? What did he tell you?
Jason : I don't know. I didn't listen.
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Dick and Jason hanging out and admitting they love each other is the brotherly relationship I always wanted for them:
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Nightwing (2016) issue #107
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batmobilestires · 2 months
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underrated trope: Nightwing is taken hostage and Red Hood saves him, but it’s before Jason’s identity reveal - so Dick is confused and scared
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