#dick grayson batman

[confused-wanderer]

As much as I love Dick and Damian’s relation, no way in HELL would Dick actually be that soft on him- like excusing his actions or favouring him over the rest of his siblings.

You wanna tell me Dick’ll immediately accept him and start showing him love. PLEASE. The man would take one look at the angry child craving revenge and immediately get flashbacks to his original days as Robin. He earns newfound respect for Bruce as he realises just how much of a chaotic gremlin he was.

But he can’t use empathy. Because while Dick was mad and wanted revenge for his parents, Damian doesn’t know any better and quite frankly even kills just to be petty. You can’t tell me Dick doesn’t pull out the logic stops and parallels Bruce training him.

The way he grills Damian harder, trains him to be faster and makes him spar knowing Damian would always lose. Because sure, it may not have always worked for Dick but it was perfect for humbling Damian.

When Dick finds out Damian tried killing Tim, you can’t tell me he won’t see red. He won’t allow another brother to die or get hurt, not on his watch. He’d give Damian a final line, a line he won’t hesitate to fire back with all he’s got if Damian crosses it. Dick would try to be empathetic, but not this far.

He’d divide his time, trying to figure out Damian and how to encourage him to choose his own path, while maintaining a strict code Damian has to follow to prevent him doing down the wrong one.

If Damian commits murder that is justified, or crimes that serve a greater good, he’ll dump Damian in Jason’s care to help him understand how grey areas work, but sometimes black and white does exist.

If Damian demands logical reasoning, Dick’ll escort him to Tim so the two can have an intellectual battle (if Tim agrees that is, but the chance to put the brat in his place is always too good for Tim to pass up)

Maybe Damian sees the warmth Dick has for his brothers, how they care for him in their own way and it helps him recognise how he can change too, in his own way.

All I’m saying- They may be close, but Dick wouldn’t have blatant favouritism, nor would he try and exclude his brothers or brush them off in favour of Damian. Dick knows how to be a team player, and utilise his team to complete missions too. Damian needed balance in all areas, and Dick knows he can’t do it alone.

Dick would help Damian, pay more attention to listen to his arguments to the others as Damian doesn’t have much of a reliable data to cross reference or emotional triggers or morals that Dick knows about, so he can’t “know” the person- therefore all his advice will be taken with a grain of salt.

But it does not make him excuse Damian actions, instead he’d be strict Batman style parent who won’t hesitate to take his brothers’ side over Damian if he’s wrong, and will strike back if he crosses certain lines.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Au where Batman’s rogues can tell that someone else is acting as Batman (but not who it is) so they all slump in relief because they can finally reuse old schemes. They don’t have to come up with a new plan for the 30th time this year!

That is until Batman (dick who was very much there as Robin for all these schemes) starts cracking down on them in a 1/4 of the time it should have taken to catch them.

The riddler sets up a glorified treasure hunt? Dick gives the final answer before even looking at the first clue. Two face stages a mock trial? Dick dodges all the rope traps and cuts the “accused free” after cuffing the “judge” who was the actual guilty one.

They are all terribly miffed and try tripping him up…only he was there when they tried to do that to Bruce too.

[qcomicsy]

Phrases I bet were said on the Batcave without context.

Duke: So you had enough time to put a dinosaur here but not to cover the endless pit of death?

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Babs (To Dick in the Batman suit): Do not kiss me wearing that it freaks me out.

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Jason: Okay. Got it you have a plan. Great. But before we all follow it I have to ask– is that a fucking cow?

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Damian: I admit. I haven't misplanned how to get Batcow out of the cave.

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Alfred: Master Bruce there's a lot of courage in trying to tell me how to take care of the kid you won't clean up after.

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Tim (to the Jason's memorial): Stop looking at me like that.

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Jason (to the Jason's memorial): Stop looking at me like that.

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Superman (first time there): You know I'm not surprised.

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Bruce (In the middle of a video call with the Justice league and hearing the loudest argument from upstairs): Give me a second.

Bruce: DO NOT MAKE ME GO UP THERE

Silence.

Bruce: As I was saying–

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13 year old Tim: Okay, hear me out– That might sound a little crazy. But what about. . . pants. Same thing, same suit, but with pants

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Bruce (being paranoid): I'm not being paranoid.

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Jason, looking at the Batcomputer: Ever tried to run GTA on this thing?

Tim: You are a danger to society,

Tim: And a coward. Try Skyrim.

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20 something Nightwing visiting: Why are you awake?

15 year old Jason: Why are you dressed as the lost member of the village people?

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Batman: I thought you were on a family vacation.

13 year old Tim: So did my parents– Look at what I found on the Two-Face case.

[butwhyduh]

Dick dressed as Batman walking towards an emergency scene: Robin give me the keys. (Gets keys from Damian) You can’t drive the batmobile 80 miles an hour through an intersection even if you’re slamming on the horn. I’m driving from now on unless it’s an emergency. I’m not mad, I just don’t want to die.

Dick takes exactly one look at the scene: (looks at Robin in fear and then regret and tosses keys) get it started. We’re coming in hot

[one-bat-day]

OKAY we have a solid amount of Damian coming up, and then some more Jason!!

[ahfrickenfrick]

i really really love young justice, specifically the first season. it was my first major hyper-fixation (that i can remember)

anyways because of that dick grayson, the first robin, has always been a favorite of mine and i have found myself over these past years coming back to him for comfort within comics, fics, the works, ya know?

ANYWAYS MAIN POINT OF THIS RANT:

in season one batman and martian man hunter (mmh) plan a training exercise for the team, but what the team doesn’t know is that it’s doomed from the start

the adults underestimate miss martian, and because it’s all in their minds and through mmh, miss martian takes control after one of their teammates (artemis) ‘dies’ and they don’t think it should happen, and anyways in the end they all basically die and are in coma’s irl until mmh gets miss m to snap out of it

it’s really traumatic and it makes dick realize that he can’t do what bruce does, how he sacrifices everything for the mission,

they are all forced to do therapy with black canary, and dick reveals that he used to, but he doesn’t want to be the batman anymore, and it’s heart wrenching. he like begs black canary not to tell bruce about it

and ik there’s a whole thing where dick does have to take up the mantle, and it really really fucks with him and anyways this is my roman fucking empire

[discowingneckline]

[meara-eldestofthemall]

Dick and Tim being bros always makes me happy.

[they-reap-what-we-sow]

Alfred making Batman suits for the first time, for two men, both twenty-five years old, 25 years apart...

one willing and ready, one playing his last hand, one excited to save people, one giving in to his city's need, both braver men than Gotham could ever deserve

click for better resolution! and the original sketch is under the cut lmao, if you want some laughs

[justmetheguywhoread4120dccomics]

[theredheaded-stuff]

Dami have little wings on his boots because...have no backseat I just find it cute and put it on the drawing

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[randoparody]

[bianc0re]

arcade night 🕹️🦇

[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

[ashoss]

patrol is fun :DD