#dilf is my man jackal

[yuxaru]

our party’s evil stepdad and rebellious daughter

[mxonigirimiya]

The Dilf Next Door

Character: Koushi Sugawara

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Genre: Fluff

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Straight out of college you were ready to take on the world. Job offers came in, and one caught your eye. A school called Shiratorizawa offered you a good deal more than the others, as well as a relocation stipend, and other solid benefits-it would have been stupid for you to pass up. You had job experience, teaching kids at your middle school alongside one of the more tenured faculty, which worked out in your favor. 

Your parents were worried, but you assured them that you would be fine. It was near the start of the school year so of course you had lesson planning to do, but you didn’t have to worry about actually teaching anyone just yet. And the weekend you moved, you were deeply thankful for your abundance of time, as you were dealing with things getting lost in the move, or items getting damaged, or even being sent to the wrong address. It took you a week to get most of your stuff set up and ready, the house now in a livable state. 

That weekend, a knock sounded at your door, and you opened it to see a silver haired man smiling at you. His brown eyes twinkled in excitement. You looked to see a young girl with a silver ponytail holding up a little plant by the man’s side.

"We just saw you move in and wanted to say hi! We're the Sugawaras. I'm Koushi and this is Aiko, my daughter." The girl smiled as she waved at you. You couldn’t help but smile back at Aiko. 

“Hi Koushi and Aiko, my name is Y/L/N, but you can call me Y/N.” Koushi smiled at your greeting.

“We saw you moving in, and Aiko really wanted to meet the next door neighbor, so we decided to give you a little housewarming gift.” As Koushi spoke, you looked at the plant Aiko held and saw it was a succulent. “We were going to make cookies but we didn’t know if you were allergic to anything, so we got you a succulent instead. Aiko loves them so she’d figured she’d share one with you.” He looked down at his daughter and smiled. “Isn’t that right baby?” Aiko mumbled a soft “stop it dad” nodded before she spoke. 

"They're so pretty! And easy to have. Dad says if I take good care of them we can get a cat." Koushi chuckled. 

"And you're already doing so well. “ Koushi said as he ruffled her hair and she rolled her eyes but a small smile was on her face. “I still have the succulent he gave me for graduating,” she stated, puffing up her chest. “I know, it’s been a little over a year now,” Koushi said, only filling up her pride more. As she handed you the succulent, you couldn’t help but eye the little black bird drawings (or at least what you thought to be birds) scrawled around the pot. Koushi noticed, and spoke up, saying, "She’s had that pot for years. She decorated it when she was 8.” Aiko chimed in with “I decorated a bunch of pots then, and I still use them. But they all have crows on them because they were the mascot for my dad’s high school.” Koushi added to his and Aiko’s explanation, stating, “I went to high school at Karasuno. I was the vice captain of the volleyball team my senior year." Your eyes widened. 

"Karasuno, isn't that where Hinata Shoyo went to school?" Koushi was surprised by your statement. 

"Yeah! He was in his first year while I was in my 3rd." Your eyes were alight with excitement as he responded..

"I love the Jackals! I grew up around the stadium, but I would catch games here and there. My family actually has season passes!" Koushi was happy with the development that you both had a love for volleyball. Him knowing Hinata was practically the icing on the cake. 

"That's amazing! Maybe the three of us could go catch a game together." The blush on his cheeks was missed by you, but was easily caught by Aiko who giggled. 

"You can meet Uncle Shoyo!" Aiko smiledly, clearly excited about their uncle.

"Uncle Shoyo?"

"Hinata and I are still good friends. A bunch of us from Karasuno regularly get together for drinks or dinner. When Hinata is back in town, he joins us." Aiko turns to her father with puppy eyes.

"Dad, can she come with us to the next dinner?"

"I don't know. It's up to her." Koushi and Aiko looked at you with hopeful eyes, the power of both of their puppy eyes becoming overwhelming.

"Yes, I'll come. I have to see if it fits in my schedule of course, but I'll go." They both cheered at your response. 

"Awesome. Can I get your number so I can keep you updated?" Koushi asked, and you smiled. 

"Of course," you responded. You and Koushi exchanged numbers and soon made his way back home with Aiko. Well, looks like you have nice neighbors, luck was on your side. 

For the next month you had to keep turning Koushi's invitations down, since you were neck deep in preparation for the school year. There were so many requirements and it drove you nuts. Shiratorizawa was very strict with how they wanted certain things to be done. It was all so overwhelming, but you finally had everything done by the weekend before the school year started. 

Walking into the middle school felt strange:you were so excited for this new chapter in your life yet also so terrified. What if the kids hate you? What if the administration hates you? What if you get fired? Anxiety plagued your mind, and as you arrived at your homeroom, you took a deep breath before walking in. The sound of chatter almost immediately piped down as soon as you walked in. The students stared at you intensely. 

"Hello, I am Y/L/N, and I'm your homeroom teacher for the year. I look forward to working with you all." The students were more than happy to individually welcome you and your heart swelled. 

The day went well, until you were cleaning your room for the night when you heard a small knock on your door. 

"Come in!" The moment you gave the order, Aiko walked in and welcomed you herself.

"My best friend is in your class! She says You're a really good teacher.'"

"I try." Aiko giggles at your words.

"Are you going to be here for a while," she asked.

"Yeah, I have some work I need to finish." She nods at your answer.

"I'll bring Dad here when he comes to pick me up from my club. He told me he wanted to see you again." You felt a warmth fill your cheeks at her words. Your small interactions with him were one of the highlights of your day, whether it's you both leaving for work at the same time or coming back home. When you bumped into him at the grocery store, he would join you in your errand. The conversations between you two were great, and you found yourself happily accepting his invitations to his house when you two get back.

As Aiko left you to finish, you couldn’t help but feel excited to see him again. That excitement caused your time spent finishing your work to speed by, leaving you nothing left to do but wait for Koushi and Aiko to drop by. You only had to wait a couple minutes for a knock to sound at your door. You called for them to come in, and stood to greet Koushi and Aiko as you heard the door start to slide open. The moment it was fully opened, Aiko proudly told Koushi, "Told you she was a teacher here!" You and Koushi laughed, saying, "You sure did," before turning his attention to you. 

"So, how long have you been teaching here," he asked. You responded with "today's my first day." Koushi beamed at you. "Well, if you need any help, come talk to me. I've been a teacher for a while, so I can give advice on whatever you need," he offered, and you took a second to notice his sweater over his dress shirt and his slacks. 

"Where do you teach," you asked and smirked at your question before responding with a simple, "Take a guess." 

"Karasuno? That's your Alma mater, right," you asked, and he nodded. "I used to teach elementary schoolers but then Karasuno reached out to me and I couldn't resist. I'm actually one of the advisors for the volleyball team," he explained. 

"Oh, so now you're working with some of your old teachers, right?" Koushi nodded again and smiled. "It's so weird! They all immediately recognized me. Especially my old coach and club advisor. They invited me to join them in advising and coaching the team. A couple of them were starstruck since they recognized me from videos of Hinata's games from his first year to motivate the kids," he said, clearly reminiscing. 

"I'd love to see you play," Koushi blushed at your words and Aiko spoke up, saying "You should advise the girl's volleyball team!! Our advisor is retiring soon, and we want to find a new one before she leaves." She gave you puppy that she's fully aware that you're weak to. "Fine. I'll get the paperwork I need. Don't think I'll take it easy on you though," you said and Aiko hissed out a “yes” before answering with a "wouldn't have it any other way." Koushi asked Aiko to wait outside and she gave him a knowing smile before going out and closing the door, although you can see her through the crack she purposely left. 

"Is everything okay Koushi," you asked, and a light flush came to his face. "Um, Y/N, I wanted to ask you to dinner Saturday night." He rubbed the back of his neck and you were confused as to how embarrassed he was in asking you to join him and Aiko for dinner. You join them every other week. 

"Your place or mine," you asked, and Koushi blushed even harder. "At a restaurant. I can make reservations," he spoke, a slight stutter in his words. Is he asking you out on a date? "Will Aiko join us," you asked, trying to figure out his intentions, and Koushi shook his head no. Oh. He was asking you out on a date. "I would love to. Let me know when and where." You spoke confidently but internally freaking out. Koushi Sugawara was in fact asking you out. Thank goodness the feeling was mutual, you thought. "Okay," he stated, smiling brightly, "I'll keep you updated." "It's a date," you said smiling. He parroted your words as a confirmation, more to himself than you. "It's a date."

[feralkokopuff]

˗ˏˋ DILF Cinematic Universe: part 4 ˎˊ˗

Men my age? 😒 Men 30+? Now THAT is where it's at. You know what time it is my fellow members of Team Geriatric. Beware, once you have entered DILFville, there is no turning back- it's time to pay these absolute MEN some homage and appreciation, so not in any particular order, give it up for the DILF Cinematic Universe + every movie/show I've seen them in. Do feel free to suggest more movies with them, I'm always game for content to hyperfixate on. Remember, these are based on my type- you don't have to agree with them ^^ Part 4 coming soon!

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31. Oscar Isaac

Star Wars (all), Triple Frontier, Ex Machina, Dune, The Card Counter, X-Men: Apocalypse, Operation Finale, Annihilation, Suburbicon

32. Harrison Ford

Indiana Jones (all), Blade Runner (all), The Fugitive, Witness, 42, The Expendables 3, Dune, The Mosquito Coast

33. Chris Evans

Captain America (all), Avengers (all), Knives Out, Gifted, Snowpiercer, The Losers, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Girl on the Train

34. Michael Sheen

Good Omens, Prodigal Son, Masters of Sex, Underworld (all), Passengers, Twilight (all), Dolittle, Alice in Wonderland, Apostle, Nocturnal Animals, Blood Diamond, Bright Young Things

35. Ben Barnes

Shadow and Bone, The Punisher, The Chronicles of Narnia (all), Westworld

36. Josh Brolin

Deadpool (all), Sicario (all), The Goonies, Dune, No Country for Old Men, Avengers (all), Only the Brave, Everest, Men in Black, Jonah Hex, Hollow Man, True Grit, In the Valley of Elah

37. Owen Wilson

Loki, Marley and Me, Night at the Museum (all), The Internship, Cars (all), Fantastic Mr. Fox, Anaconda, Armageddon, Marmaduke, Tropic Thunder

38. Ben Daniels

The Exorcist (show), Jupiter's Legacy, Locke, Rogue One, Jack the Giant Slayer, House of Cards

39. Bill Paxton

Twister, Titanic, Apollo 13, Tombstone, Aliens, True Lies, Weird Science, Edge of Tomorrow, Near Dark, Predator 2, The Terminator, Next of Kin, Nightcrawler, 2 Guns, A Simple Plan, The Colony, One False Move, Mean Dreams, Trespass, Traveller

40. Bruce Willis

Die Hard (all), RED (all), The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Armageddon, The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Death Wish, Glass, Surrogates, Tears of the Sun, Looper, The Whole Nine Yards, The Jackal, Hostage, Sin City, Look Who's Talking, The Expenables, Striking Distance