Paladin: I said don’t be seen!
Artificer: [rigging up 300 pounds of explosives] no, you said leave no trace.
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Ookoba: "Alright Number 6, it says here you joined Franchouchou at age 12."
Lily: "Yup!"
Ookoba: "Six years ago."
Lily: "Yup!"
Ookoba: "So by that logic, you'd be 18 now, correct?"
Lily: "Makes sense to me."
Ookoba: "So how old are you?
Lily: "Twelve!"
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James knows, deep down, that he shouldn’t let himself get as riled up by Evans as he does. He should ignore it all — ignore the way she flicks her hair over her shoulders, that haughty tilt of her chin, the indignation that sparkles in her eyes when she glares at him.
It shouldn’t itch underneath his skin, a fury that never seems to quell, when their arguments tumble into something wild, a forest fire determined to burn through any tentative sprouts of greenery, those shy and hopefully threads of friendship that bravely fight their way through the debris.
He shouldn’t. He knows he shouldn’t. But he can’t seem to help the way he rears up immediately in defense, the stiffening of his spine when she meets his eyes. It doesn't matter how much James knows he shouldn’t. His instinct, always, is to fight back.
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Parallel Play - Submitted by Synoicus
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Live out your Sleeping Beauty dreams with a working spinning wheel for only $40!
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Wizard: How to cite a dream/hallucination in APA 7th?
Artificer: What?
Wizard: I want to include something that was revealed to me in a vision in one of my research papers. But I do not know how to cite it.
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Warlock: I am the problem here, I am Fully Aware. But I've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else.
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Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter-
Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun.
Artificer: … I’ll get right on it
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Wizard: Kill them with kindness.
Cleric: That’s very nice of you, Wizard!
Paladin: Not really.
Paladin: “Kindness” is what they named their arcane focus.
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Bard: So you're telling me you wouldn't kiss Rogue?
Wizard: I- I... You know? I don't wanna ruin our friendship.
Bard: They're not your friend.
Wizard: And I don't wanna ruin that.
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