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#dishwasher ... in a place !!!!!
skellydun · 1 month
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looked at a house that might be my house today 😯🫣😎
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molabuddy · 1 year
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littlemizzlinguistics · 2 months
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The thing about being neurodivergent and trying to be funny is just that… I could be giving my BEST material. A proper standup act! True hilarity (like that in my bio, thank you very much!) and… nada. Zilch. లేదు. לו. Total crickets!!!
But then, I just… say something. Completely random, somewhat serious. Just a regular old response to something. And then like… people are like “OMG UR SO FUNNY!”
And I’m like… I made THE BEST pun five minutes ago and you looked at me like “oh, sweetie…” but then I just… respond naturally to whatever you just said and suddenly I’m a comedian!!!
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francisfelidae · 8 months
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I made a little ceramic jessie from idletry (@gynandromorph's character) but she kind of looks terrible because well quite frankly i fucked it up. The good news is i realized as i was making her i could just make a jessie out of polymer clay and i could get more detailed/colors more accurate AND it would be easier. But i did it the difficult and stupid way first which seems fitting for jessie, which is why I'm posting her.
...That and im kind of impressed she didnt explode in the kiln; she's solid clay, not hollow.
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dip-the-pip · 8 days
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AHHHHHH got approved for a new apartmenttttt!!!! but at what cost???? almost double our rent now 😭😭😭😭
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A wish list of things I would like in my next apartment that I do not have in my current one:
A window to look out of (so the cats can bird watch)
A couch that is comfortable (so the cats can sleep soundly)
A private porch/patio/outside space (so the cats can sit outside without being bothered)
And maybe, in the distant future when I save up a lot, a fireplace (so the cats can be cozy in the wintertime)
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isfjmel-phleg · 21 days
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adhdo5 · 9 months
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YOUR FAVORITE BUG MAY SHORTLY NO LONGER BE UNEMPLOYED 👀
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dreadfutures · 2 months
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fortunately, with friends getting married and buying houses, I now have places to crash with beloved people in beloved places. and I have PTO.
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br1ghtestlight · 6 months
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went to an apartment viewing w/ my sister and it went very 😄😄👍
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PrinceZam is the character ever . You can write anything and everything with him in it . AND GET FREE SYMBOLISM TO GO . doomed hero clinging to a dying hope ? one last stand even though everything is doomed? self destruction? desperation? stone sword is your best friend. betrayal and broken trust and being haunted by the death of your friend (ship)? the flowers on the hill he placed here HIMSELF. martyrdom, hopelessness, hope that never dies. he died but then he was brought back wrong (mapicc revival) . that fucking castle and all those bases he keeps building are right there for the taking. vengeance, before you start on the path of revenge dig two graves etc etc, . ALL OF THE GUILT HE CARRIES . is there anything this man ISN'T doing???? having a good time with his friends and HIS WHOLE THING WITH ECLIPSE OH MY GOD. THE SUN SYMBOLISM. JOINING AN ORGANIZATION CALLED ECLIPSE. a hero's fall from grace? walking a tightrope between good and evil, trying so desperately to be good and failing and then not caring for the means to reach his goals anymore . his loyalty to subz to eclipse. prince/knight parallels. subz his sword his hero after all that time of zam trying to be a hero. bro. he is everything to me. and you can put him in the dishwasher.
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comfortcomes · 5 months
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we’re moving into a new apartment in january and i just realized i’ve lived in this one longer than anywhere else i’ve lived besides my childhood home 😭 it’s gonna be so weird
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lyrslair · 4 months
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Ah yes we have reached that time of year when everything in the neighbors' basement shifts and I have to text my cousin to check that the water softener hasn't gone wonky again (sometimes it un-seats the filter, sometimes it's just that he's so effing busy this time of year that he hasn't had a change to check the salt levels in a while because it seems like work picks up all to hell right about the changeover to winter).
It's not dangerous my water just tastes bad. ;.; Been avoiding getting a Brita pitcher about it for the sole reason of where the fuck do I put it in this house when there's never any space?
**Update apparently filter was already changed a few weeks ago but the salt levels were low over the weekend so he filled it back up so it may be catching up or a single chunk of salt might have stuck somewhere and just needs time to bust loose because sometimes the stupidest shit can mess with water softener performance.
Reasons my SO and I want a place with space to just. Get the big 5 gallon jugs you can have delivered or something. Or a whole-house filter installed once we actually own a house.
Even with the softener working our water is SO iron heavy out here we've just kind of had to accept stained toilets and such as a fact of life. x.x
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new-austin · 10 months
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"the line cooks gotta be fucked up on so many drugs listening to Korn" no you don't understand the most insane joker-inducimg position in the kitchen is dishwasher.
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corvidaedream · 9 months
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me, every time I have a week or so where im in too much pain/exhaustion to clean my room: god I've really done it this time, there's no coming back from this, im becoming my grandmother
me, as soon as i have energy again: oh that only took two hours. again.
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clonememesfrikyeah · 1 year
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A list of things arc trooper Fives has said:
“That wasn’t very wrangler jeans of you.”
“The spaghetti hole man is out to get me!”
“Omg we forgot to draw the pentagram!”
“…Peter… the horse is here.” (talking about dogma)
“Where were you during the Albicurky milk River murder hornet incident of 1922?”
“This is the official church of the Tatooine-Umbara highway system.”
“You’ll never guess where I hid the LSD.”
“This is bull, there is no Avatar 2.”
“Is that a shrimp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Why the fuck is there dried mack and cheese under my pillow?”
“Dish water is a delicacy around here.”
“Your so ugly that when you were little the trainers would have to tie raw pork chops around your neck to get Mird to play with you.”
“Awh shit that owl type character is back.”
“That guy looks suspiciously suspicious.”
“I vote we go back to prohibition.”
“FREDRICK! TAKE THIS CRATE AND SHOVE IT.”
“You know those fingers we borrowed from the cadavers down stairs? Yeah the morge called they need them back for dinner.”
“Oh blow it out your ass!”
“Did I ever tell y’all about that one time I took a whole lot of that there methnathetamibe and woke up in the porcupine navy? Mmhm true story.”
“We could the best we did, sir”
“Easy, free Wendy’s.”
“Everybody jazzercise with me now.”
“I’m allowed one inappropriate comment a day, it’s in my contract.”
“You had one job and all you had to do was just eat the pizza with your 64 teeth.”
“Avocados six fir a dollar.”
“Get out of the way geaser Mc.Fart Arse!”
“Well roll me over, put me on the top shelf, throw me overboard, slap me on the back side, fuck me sideways, dip me in shit and call me late for lunch; I’ll be damned.”
“The lanyard of shame has you now.”
“JUST!!! So you know.”
“🎵Llllllllllllllegoooo laaaaaand!🎵”
“Your Hotdog DeeDa, your tweety bird, your stump face, and your just flat out frighteningly ugly.”
“BARBY Q THAT ELLI PHANT, BARBECUE IT!!!”
“$350 to see a wise man?”
“Oh yeah look at that burnt ass bread, smell that Smokey aroma, this in my finest work right here.”
“BOOM, floor cupcake.”
“Don’t worry, I hung the bananas for their crimes in the freezer.”
“Oh yeah! It’s dogs out Monday, everybody let them dogs out, lemme see those socks!”
“Redrum, redrum, redrum.”
“Rectum? I damn near killed him!”
“That’s because of the milk…. This one’s on me boys. I didn’t listen to the webkins milk cat.”
“This is why your hair stopped growing, it’s cause your a MMmmEan ass hOrSe.”
“A slimy, desperate, inbred mutt is what you are sir!”
“Smoking is bad for your lettuce, you maple syrup whore ass desert cactus.”
“And, GOOD DAY… to you too sir.”
“Tater chippies, almost as good as, well… I can’t say because there are shinies here.”
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