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frenchvani11a · 1 year

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DM: You all see an odd looking gnome coming towards you. He looks very angry.

Bard (me): Okay… what does he want from us?

DM: He begins to speak. “I am angered against what you have done. You harm a plant, you harm myself. Prepare to die.” His eyes begin to glow and he floats, storm clouds coming into the sky, “Do you know who I am?”

Ranger: Uhhhh… no..?

DM: “I am the Lorax.”

Bard (me): Oh shi-

DM: “And I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Everyone: *Screaming*

DM: *Proceeds to kill nearly the entire party with the overpowered Lorax*

#dnd shenanigans #dnd bs #dnd #dnd memes #dnd stories #the lorax #we fought the Lorax #dnd stuff #incorrect dnd quotes

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smoldragonblood · 2 years

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Guys guys

In the ever changing world of DND, what if there was a society of Kenkus and librarians/historians/scientists that all got together and read their studies, books and notes to the kenkus willing to listen? That bit of knowledge will be preserved as long as that kenku is alive and willing to talk to you

Your study caught on fire? Don’t worry! Your bff will recite your studies to you

All of your books were stolen? Fuck that you have your best buddy kenku who remembered your books

Wanna go on a lifelong exploration? Your study buddy is already packing up

Fuck books what if there was a whole library worth of kenkus?

#dnd kenku #kenkus #dnd #dnd shitpost #dnd stuff #dungeons and dragons #dnd setting #dnd bs #kenku dungeons and dragons #dnd races

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cool-frog-hours · 4 months

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I love Astarion. My Tav’s feelings are more… complicated. ❄️🌸

Text/Speech Bubbles:

Astarion: *flirting as a way to deflect and to manipulate Tav*

Arrow text: My incredibly autistic rogue who hates being bullshitted

Tav: “Listen, I don’t know what kind of shit you’re trying to pull, but it is NOT gonna work on me- Got it?”

Astarion: “I don’t know what you’re talking about darling~ ”

Tav: “Yes, you do. I like you Astarion. More than you’d think. But do not mistake my kindness for yielding.

Goodnight!”

Astarion: “… heh.

May I still feed on you tonight?”

Tav: “Yes! Now, FUCK OFF!!!”

#and yes i do see the irony in a rogue not liking bullshit #its moreso not liking interpersonal bs-ing #as opposed to occupational bs-ing #astarions whole schtich at the start just makes me squirm a bit bc it reminds me of people i care about very dearly #hits a lil too close to home #frogs art #bg3 #centavo #bg3 tav #digital art #dnd #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate oc #bg3 oc #astarion #astarion acunin #bg3 comic #comics #digital sketch

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chimeowrical · 3 months

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Kit and Abigail are just besties…. obviously just besties…… that’s why they look at each other like that

#my art #kit #abigail #dnd oc #cowboy #cowboy oc #shirtless -#tumblr do NOT flag this i’ll explode #lots of commishie and professional art lately so i haven’t had time to draw smth #just for me in quite awhile!!#took some time between commishies today to draw kit and abigail on their friends to lovers bs #i’m a sap for them

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ignatiusteto · 4 months

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valerith, the red swan

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd 5e #ttrpg #dnd oc #digital art #sketch #dnd art #dnd oc art #original character #original character art #can i tag her as bg3 bc I've imagined her in the bg3 setting besides just fr #guys you have no idea how much brain rot I've had about her in the last few days. it's extensive #i may even need to see a brain rot specialist if it continues #if you've been here u may remember regular valerith but as I've been playing bg3 I was like. wait a minute #dnd valerith. she's already a demon let's make her a proper devil. a lot of her backstory is the same just dnd'ified #verchiel was a im going with planetar that served lathander bc actual angel verchiel fits lathander's stuff pretty well #her goodness and honestly got her into some deep shit she considered as a possibility but very very very very unlikely of happening #lathander was like man well. cant just let this slide. also why not use it as an example sorry #so she was cursed to become a devil and her angel s/o followed her after trying to interfere and be like um no??? this is bs #so now theyre in the hells and still love each other but also are extremely conflicting bc while valerith SHOULD be lawful evil she's not #she's on a fine line between chaotic good and neutral.#if valerith were an npc in anything she'd have a quest after trusting whoever enough being like. hey. so. i don't want to be a devil anymor #i'm tired of it. i heard about this ritual that might be able to fix it but it's dangerous in both getting the supplies and performing it #and if anything goes wrong i could very well suffer significantly in multiple ways for it.#her s/o doesnt like this just as much as she doesn't like the idea of them wanting to overthrow fierna in the 4th circle of hell where #they reside so. theyre kind of at a conflicting neutral state. they love each other but they also dont talk about those things in a good wa #anyway valerith i think would have a chance to become a quasi-deity being that's true neutral #and i have a design in mind but :>#if you read all of this youre actually insane.

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a-h-li · 16 days

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DND!Hazbin Hazbin AU: Alastor makes his character sheet

Part 1/?

Original post with everyone’s characters

#Hazbin hotel comic #Hazbin hotel au #vaggie #alastor #fanart #dungeons and dragons #he’s being SUCH a shit eater no he’s so excited about this #the man is a performer #vaggie loves dnd she’s honestly rlly excited to have people to play with #she’s not even that mad at alastor she just feels snarky enough to not take his bs this time 😭#he will get pissed at this though

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sankt-jesper · 11 months

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[id under the break]

[ID: Fanart of Xenk Yendar from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Mid-shoulder portrait; Xenk is looking up, with only the left half of his face visible, bathed in yellow light. He is wearing his long blue coat, and a gold bead on one of his locs. Ilmater's hand is gently cupping his chin: the wrist is wrapped in a red cord. END ID]

#xenk yendar #ilmater #dndhat #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #dadhat #regé jean page #rege jean page #dnd art #mine #yes i'm still on my ilmateri xenk bs #i cant stop!!!#*xenk+ilmater series #// own art #artists on tumblr

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kislurysuje · 3 months

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My (tragically TPKd) Death Domain Cleric, Ivory 🖤

#I blame Curse of Strahd and its bs enemy spawn-ex-machinas #Ivory #firbolg #dungeons and dragons #dnd #raven queen #oc #my ocs #oc artwork #fantasy #digital art

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thrumugnyr · 11 months

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We had our first player death in our Curse of Strahd campaign (we're only 3 players) and it wasn't even a Barovia or Strahd related one, but us trying to save his soul from some eldritch horror. Which was also kind of Patataj's idea so....he's not having a good time right now.

#not that Patataj is having a great time in Barovia anyway because who really has?#the lesson is to not make deals with things in the amber temple #(RIGHT KASIMIR?)#curse of strahd #dnd #i love how we go through things like Van Richtens tower without even noticing anything bad could happen #because we're just randomly lucky and patataj likes to dance #but we kill us in our own private backstory bs #whelp #oh well....the player will have a chance to come back with a new char ofc #but you still grow attached *snif*

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gooseco · 1 year

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i've only known nyack for 2 episodes but i love him

#jake's charas continue to be my favorite #naddpod #trinyvale #naddpod trinyvale #nyack ranafor #nyack of the ranafor #not another dnd podcast #FUCK i forgot his gorilla paw tattoos or whatever #absolute bs tattooing done here #i forgot i love drawing eyes like this also<3

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dreamyprinx · 1 year

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today I bring you,,, even more meme art with my ocs,,, (meme referenced is under the cut just like last time)

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#whimsy whispers #crystalart.png #crystals ocs #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dungeons & dragons #tiefling #tieflings #lanturn #lanturn lustre #look I’ve been wanting to draw this for a while and finally had the spoons to do so #when ya can’t draw anything you like you may as well make a bunch of dumb meme bs with your ocs #not like I #doing much else with them or my art so like I’m gonna make dumb shit instead

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tgsofu · 6 months

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Friend week in bweird's oc-tober continues! This one is for my first and still-ongoing DnD adventure!

Charas from left to right, Etana (mine), Talos (Profin / Mirk), Eggy (pidpigeon) and Caillou (milespaladin)

#Dnd #Etana #Talos #Eggy #Caillou #bweirdoctober #oc tober 2023 #doodled bs #oc-tober

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worldsokayestmagicalgirl · 2 years

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I know we say Diana was Amoré’s plus one to all the balls she attended since Diana’s arrival at the Gilded Gardens...

But I think we should acknowledge that it wasn’t in the fairytale “princess & her knight” kinda way but more in the “Quick Diana dip me, I gotta get more creative when tell Italus to fuck off.”

As always, Diana : @wolfy1298

Second image is based on a draw the squad meme but I can't find the original post. If you know the artist please let me know!

#dnd art #dnd memes #dnd pcs #duo rong #amore bellridge #diana blackthorn #italus bluestone #expectations vs reality #back on my backstory bs #sorry i'm weak for masquerades #& so continues my quest to yoink all the pretty blue npcs from our DM #i think as long as I give her fan art she's ok with it

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crayonurchin · 2 years

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HEY SO HERE'S THAT PROJECT I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT

I'm going to be a vendor at Comic Con London!

With a 3x3 stand in the South hall, come enjoy an interactive experience with Sudsy The Soapcerer, for d&d soaps and a magical shop of glowing wonders and bubbles!

Look for SOAPS AND DRAGONS this October 28-30th and MCM London Comic Con Expo!

See you soon, critters!