#do you like how I dance i got zirconium pants

[plasticrarity]

You understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything- Ruler of everything- I'm the ruler of everything in the end...

[chartreuxcatz]

Croissant and Timekeeper all got them WIDE STANCES

WIDE!!! FUCKIN!!! STANCE!!!

[bugofmanynames]

"i like your shoes" "i like your hair"

ok ?????

but do you like how i dance?? i've got zirconium pants????? are they not consequential enough to slip you into a trance ???????????

[acetheidiotinacloset]

Do you like how I dance? I got zirconium pants,

That's it. That's the post

[devilish-parrot]

do you like how i pants ive got zirconium dance

[megalommi]

Do you like how I dance? 🕺

I've got zirconium pants 👖

Consequential enough to slip you into a trance

[tma-entity-song-poll]

Battle of the Fear Bands!

B6R2: The Eye

Ruler of Everything:

“S5 John”

Welcome to the Internet:

“The curse of knowing too much.”

Lyrics below the line!

Ruler of Everything:

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had So he shot at the sun with a gun Shot at the sun with a gun Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto In the town or the meadow In the billows even over the sun Every end of the time is another begun

You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything in the end

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric

You practice your mannerisms into the wall If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)

I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene Oh, no, no, oh yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool, although you're only a man So give it up and smile

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool although you're only a man So give it up and smile

You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything In the end

Without looking down, gliding around Like a bumbling dragon, I fly Scraping my face on the sky Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

Welcome to the Internet:

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! We've got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other

Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your— Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom Here's why women never fuck you; here's how you can build a bomb Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time? Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time? Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this

Not very long ago, just before your time Right before the towers fell, circa '99 This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two We set our sights and spent our nights waiting For you! You, insatiable you Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two And it did all the things we designed it to do Now, look at you! Oh, ha, look at you! You, you! Unstoppable, watchable Your time is now; your inside's out; honey, how you grew And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do? It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

(Laughs)

Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A bit of everything all of the time? Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time? A little bit of everything all of the time? Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything and anything and everything And anything and everything and All of the time

[fountain-of-oceanus]

do you like how i dance? i got zirconium pants!

(oct 2022 redraw and og ver below)

[razzleanddazzledandysworld]

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had So he shot at the sun with a gun Shot at the sun with a gun Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto In the town or the meadow In the billows even over the sun Every end of the time is another begun

You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything in the end

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric

You practice your mannerisms into the wall If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)

I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene Oh, no, no, oh yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool, although you're only a man So give it up and smile

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool although you're only a man So give it up and smile

You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything In the end

Without looking down, gliding around Like a bumbling dragon, I fly Scraping my face on the sky Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

(h-hey..! i like..this song..!)

[k0ryxp]

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric :(

"You practice your mannerisms into the wall" If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall! "I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill" I was observing the birds! (circle in for the kill)

"I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam" You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am :( I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme.. Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene Oh, no, no, oh yeah!

(/ref)

T4LLY H4LL R3F3RENC3!

[ace--of--swords]

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants

Consequential enough to slip you into a trance

He has a task for you. You'll love it.

[shamefulzombie]

*gibs ya headphones that can only play tally hall related music and runs away*

Do you like how I dance I got zirconium pants-

I love Tally Hall

[alphabetcompletionist]

How do the lyrics from Tally Hall's Ruler Of Everything scale?

actual song contents under the cut

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW YZ

25/26

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had So he shot at the sun with a gun Shot at the sun with a gun Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto (ah-h) In the town or the meadow In the billows, even over the sun (ah-h) Every end of the time is another begun You understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything (ah...) The ruler of everything (ah...) I'm the ruler of everything in the end

(!mih teG !yawa gninnur s’eh ,tibbarkcaJ a s’eH .oh oh oh oh oh hO)

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!) You practice your mannerisms into the wall If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill) I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another timepiece ringing the bell"? Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never-ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool, although you're only a man So give it up and smile Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my god I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another timepiece​ ringing the bell"? Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be neverending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool although you're only a man So give it up and smile (time, time, time, time...)

You understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything (ah...) The ruler of everything (ah...) I'm the ruler of everything in the end

Without looking down, gliding around Like a bumbling dragon I fly Scraping my face on the sky Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

[4gn0l0tt1-dud3]

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had

So he shot at the sun with a gun

Shot at the sun with a gun

Shot at his wily one only friend

In the gallows or the ghetto

In the town or the meadow

In the billows even over the sun

Every end of the time is another begun

You understand mechanical hands

Are the ruler of everything (ah)

Ruler of everything (ah)

I'm the ruler of everything in the end

Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants

Consequential enough to slip you into a trance

Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?

Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job

She criticizes me for being egocentric

You practice your mannerisms into the wall

If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill

I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)

I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam

You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am

I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme

Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene

Oh, no, no, oh yeah

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another

Word to sell, another story to tell

Another time piece ringing the bell"

Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?

No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can

But when you try to pretend to understand

You resemble a fool, although you're only a man

So give it up and smile

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another

Word to sell, another story to tell

Another time piece ringing the bell"

Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?

No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can

But when you try to pretend to understand

You resemble a fool although you're only a man

So give it up and smile

You understand mechanical hands

Are the ruler of everything (ah)

Ruler of everything (ah)

I'm the ruler of everything

In the end

Without looking down, gliding around

Like a bumbling dragon, I fly

Scraping my face on the sky

Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

how do i respond to this??

uhm- guess i'll put this here?

[doyouheadcanonclusterb]

Juno from Ruler of Everything by Tally Hall

Propaganda (from submission):

NPD "Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants" ^ seeking validation "Consequential enough to slip you into a trance" ^ delusions of grandeur "Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?" ^ more validation seeking "Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?" ^ masking "I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job" ^ talking about how good he is "She criticizes me for being egocentric" ^ self explanatory "If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall" ^ thinks he's better than everyone else and if you can't see that it's because you're wrong not him "I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am" ^ doesn't like when people see through him