#doesnt change the fact that ashton is the Band Dad and they've all made jokes about being his kids | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

daydadahlias · 1 year

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How you infantilize the other members of 5sos is very weird

yeah because it's totally my fault that they've all said he's the mom/dad of the band. i actually forced them to say that and receive royalties every time they do!

#he's the dad of the band #that's a hashtag confirmed fact bestie #do i think 5sos are actually children?? uhm no obvi not #doesnt change the fact that ashton is the Band Dad and they've all made jokes about being his kids #so it's funny to tease abt from time to time #i dont actually think any of 5sos whatsoever are infantile #but thank you!#i appreciate this ask <3 #speak ur truth <3 #pigeon #anon #but is it MY fault that he's momager irwin?? hmm i think not #am i to blame for them all calling him daddy?? god i wish #he literally RAN their bank account #homeboy is a father of three #there's also this thing called like. a joke. idk how familiar u are with the term

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