We Don't Talk About Clopeh
So, uh... I know it's super silly, and the "We don't talk about Bruno" meme is super old by now; but this has been sitting among my files getting dust for over 2 years no, so I figured – why not?? 😅😂
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[Rasheel]
…So anyway, who's Clopeh?
[Rosalyn]
We don't talk about Clopeh, no no no
We don't talk about Clopeh~!
[Choi Han]
…But!
When the invasion came
[Mary]
Wyvern invasion came
[Choi Han]
We were all prepared
And Cale-nim's shield brightly shined in the sky
[Mary]
Cale-nim's shield shined in the sky
[Choi Han]
Clopeh flew in
With a full-of-it grin
[Bud]
Bastard!
[Choi Han]
No cursing, Bud, there are children here!
[Bud]
I'm sorry, Choi Han, go on
[Choi Han]
I'll be a legend, Clopeh said
[Cale]
He was delusional!
[Choi Han]
I smacked him and I said, no way
[Cale]
Still, he was quite usable…
[Choi Han]
Capture, interrogation, then-
[Cale]
-Suddenly he's nuts; but anyway
[Everyone]
We don't talk about Clopeh, no no no
We don't talk about Clopeh~!
[Lock]
I don't know his deal and I am quite scared of asking
Prasing Cale-nim constantly and stalking the young master
He invented tech to record Cale-nim every act
[Rasheel]
Wait, what? What??
[Choi Han]
Mary put bombs in his limbs to control his actions
Ruthless and mad, skilled actor and spy master
Despite getting tortured he's as loyal as he's nuts
He's got quite the guts
[Archie]
A decietful snake
Hiding in the grass
Planned from very start
To stab 'em in the back
Yet at Cale-nim's name
He gets quite insane
[Everyone]
We don't talk about Clopeh, no no no
We don't talk about Clopeh~!
[Mary]
Pretended to be the Wyvern Knight of the North
[Bud]
Oh, wow
[Choi Han]
But it was Syrem controlling them all along!
[Rosalyn]
His family fabricated legend
Of the lake Tears of God~!
[Bud]
The gall!
[Mary, Choi Han, Rosalyn]
His thirst for fame,
No power can it stop~!
[Raon]
He told me
He made biography
Of the human that got popular
[Bud]
Wait, really?
[Raon]
He told me
That me and Good Mary
Can help with the sequel
If we want
[Hong]
Hey, look, Dodori's on his way!
[On]
He told me
That in Puzzle City
There'd be a museum
Depicting Cale's glory
[Dodri]
Wow, I can see it now…
[Cale]
Hey kids,
[Dodri]
Oh, I can see it now…!
[Cale]
I think, no more dessert for you!
[The kids]
Aw…
[Dodri]
I can see it now!
[Fandom]
Yeah, Clopeh
About that Clopeh
We really need to title Clopeh
Are you a Pope yet, are you, Clopeh??
[Cale]
Everybody, Beacrox's here!
[Everyone]
Time for dinner!
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...would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Happy Birthday old man! Let me make fun of you!
I couldn’t decide which answer to give him in my last post so I gave him them all <3
+ Jackles bonus because that man is as deranged about Dean as I am:
(Image IDs (and episode IDs!) under cut)
[Image ID: Answers from the Buzzfeed quiz “Would you fuck a clone of yourself” meme edited over screenshots of Dean Winchester from various episodes of Supernatural.
1. 16 year old Dean from 9.07 Bad Boys looks confused and answers “I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.”
2. 18 year old Dean from 4.13 After School Special smirks and answers “I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone”
3. 1.01 Pilot Dean stands in Sam’s apartment, smirking self-consciously, next to Sam, who looks disappointed with him. He continues the previous answer: “because I want to know if I'm good in bed.”
4. Dean Smith, at his desk in 4.17 It’s a Terrible Life, looking concerned, answers “I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.”
5. 8.17 Goodbye Stranger Dean sits at the map table in the Bunker and reads a porn magazine. He answers without looking up “It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.”
6. Alternate Universe HunterCorp Dean from 15.13 Destiny’s Child sits on the other side of the map table in the Bunker. Looking bewildered, he answers “It’s not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
7. Dean, handcuffed on the floor in Endverse Dean’s cabin in 5.04 The End, tells his alternate self “I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.”
8. In the same scene, Endverse Dean holds up his assault rifle and answers “I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.”
9. Dean, completely under the memory curse in 12.11 Regarding Dean, says with wide eyes “I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.”
10. Demon Dean in 10.01 Black, reclining naked in bed, makes a funny face and gestures cheekily as he answers “Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.”
11. The bonus image. Dean, in Jensen Ackles’ trailer in 6.15 The French Mistake, holds up a fan magazine with Jensen and Jared on the front. He looks absolutely done. The box containing the quiz answer has been edited to look like a speech bubble coming from Jensen’s mouth on the magazine. It reads “To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.”
All the images have been watermarked with the poster’s url “@aerialworms”. /End ID]
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me: I do not really understand the hardcore insistence of some Mohg fans/simps that he could not or must not have done any sexual-incestous crime! Not only it is a reasonable version, but also extremely interesting and intriguing to explore how not all victims of oppressive system are good people! Soulsborne is super fitting for fucked up themes and characters, any Mohg is valid and fun including the darkest you can get, right? Extremely messed-up interpretations of Mohg don't THREATEN other fans in any way shape or form!
fandom clowns: *passively-aggressively shun Mohg fans from the circles, attack Fromsoft for """homophobia""" (wtf), confuse acknowledging the event with enjoying the event, will label Mohg fans as insensitive or danger to real SO/incest victims, fear Mohg as an awful scary taboo to bring up in memes compilations or fanart that could obliterate all fun despite him being part of the canon, demand blacklisting anything about him in their clown Discord servers thus making lore chats weird, shame or block people with flattering interpretations for MeDiA iLiTeRaCy uwu, treat hating Mohg as a moral act rather than personal stance and generally cause a lot of hostility in the fandom, ALL because whereas seeing Mohg's SO as canon they then got mad at this canon instead of either swallowing it or move onto another videogame free of this theme*
me:
me: Nevermind, this fandom is chronically incapable of handling the dark themes and think the fandom owes them sanitised experience.
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