#don't take this post seriously

[r0semultiverse]

Kawaki Homophobia Moments

[iwonderwh0]

Yo, Marcus, who hates Connor Anderson and Markus Manfred, I found a solution for you!

All-in-one, rk1k edition

Markus and Connor should both become Manson's

[bittersweetbonbon]

i think there should be a triple-A game, with a robust, diverse character creator, but it's literally impossible to make a generic white man with blonde/brown hair. it just won't let you make that. if you choose white skin and then brown hair, the skin color changes, and if you make a character with brown hair and then white skin, the hair color changes.

[rainy19days]

Oh No... BITCH YOU DIDN'T..... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???!

[delicehm]

If Jade and Roxy get to one of SCP's universes they will befriend scp-682. They will rub it's belly while the whole foundation stare at it in fear from afar. Than 682 would give them the ride and it would with 682 and Jade eating a cow a size of Mars(Witch of Space thing). Roxy is a vegetarian, tho, so she gets herself, idk, ice-cream on coconut milk? Than they leave promising to come back next month. 682 comes back to slaughter everything it sees. It calms down next month, when they comeback. Foundation tries to find the way to make them stay forever while staying on a positive side with them

[derpymidnight]

If a crosshair in star wars universe is called a rangefinder why is his name crosshair

[neonpigeons]

the homosexuality leaving my body every time I see murray hewitt

[finkisun]

fred(that's me!!)

[eeldritchblast]

POV your disgraced former chosen/lover and one of your most devout clerics fall in love

[tailfintweel]

when I get reeeeaaallllllllly bored and know how to edit videos I'll make a compilation of cgi horse animation from all the animes I've watched

[ratuszarsenal]

so there's this thing which I've dubbed academic fiction, where I write a long, precise academic paper, confirming to your citation model of choice and everything, except every single thing in there is made up. anyway if I made a zine that was a pretend-academic journal full of only that would anyone be interested in reading it

[copypastus]

What if acotar antagonists got the same level of justification as our 'heroes' from the Night Court did?

[iwonderwh0]

Deleted dbh scenes should include Amanda struggling to keep a straight face after Connor got his ass kicked by two Tracis

Connor entering a garden

When he finds Amanda he's laughing about something

"Hello, Amanda"

Amanda, turning away, instantly serious

"Connor, you disappointed me in a way I didn't know was possible."

[frostedpuffs]

from my discord art stream

[uncanny-tranny]

Good news! You aren't required to make your hobbies and passions "marketable." In fact, your crafts, hobbies, and passions don't even need to be public if you so choose. You don't have to spend all of your energy becoming perfect if you aren't enjoying the process. You are not a product, you are a person, a creative, and your work also does not need to be a product.

[promises-of-paradise]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT:

All of these edgy science fiction / fantasy novels about overthrowing evil empires and then becoming the very thing that you sought to destroy and the main character ending up as bad as the regime they overthrew and all that, you know?

You could very easily make a dramatised version of the life of Napoleon Bonaparte, transplant it into generic fantasy evil empire world, change the names of the historical figures to fictional names, and all the tumblrinas would eat that up.

Picture this: Napoleon Our protagonist is born the second child in a large family on Corsica generic fantasy island, is sent to a military academy in France evil empire, and begins to rise through the ranks of the army. A revolution occurs, in which the French evil empire monarchy is overthrown, and our protagonist, a supporter of the revolution, fights for the revolutionary government against royalist uprisings and the first coalition other evil empires. Along the way, our protagonist becomes increasingly powerful, as well as being an absolute slut. After a series of military campaigns, our protagonist, seeing the corruption of the directory new evil government, stages a coup and becomes first consul generic fantasy leader. However, over the course of the book, our protagonist has acquired a huge ego and lost many morals, and ends up themself the emperor of France fantasy kingdom. "Morally grey" shenanigans ensue. (Of course, our protagonist would have many many love interests, such as Josephine de Beauharnais hot milf, Jean-Andoche Junot hot best friend, and Tsar Alexander I enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again.) (Main character would be characterised as being the most pathetic little person to ever exist who is frequently bullied for being quirky and not-like-other-girls)