#don't take this seriously pls it's just a joke

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

It's that time of the year again

[twomancon]

dean was trying to babytrap john by bringing sam back into the fold in s1. send tweet.

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

hear me out... jjk characters at the cookout

jjk characters at the cookout

tags: headcanons, gn!reader, black!reader a/n: honestly this sent me into an intellectual overdrive. the hold jjk has on the black community needs to be studied

suguru

bro says "monkey" one time and gets jumped

he's pretty chill

suguru can take a joke and toss them right back with a grin and feel completely relaxed

he is punctual when he wants to leave thouh and will side eye if you told him "we're gonna leave" and you're still there an hour later

overall he enjoys himself. family is important to him so it means a lot to suguru to be included and accepted by yours

your older relatives might ask a bit about his gauges but he's classy enough that it doesn't matter by the end of the conversation. suguru is quite charming when he wants to be

yuuji

"i like em tall with a fat ass like megan thee stallion"

yuuji won over your cousins pretty much immediately with one take and one take alone

you leave yuuji alone for one second and the mf has a coordinated dance with them and your family is hyping them up

your family would honestly adore yuuji, he fits right in

he had them in a loving death grip when he said he was ready for the collard greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ram, hog mog

falls right into the trap of staying way longer than you planned even though you started saying your goodbyes 45 minutes ago

can perfectly quote katt william's "whose goddamn white baby is this?" scene

promises to bring his older brothers to the next family get together

the guy your aunties call 'baby' with all the affection in the world

somehow knows all the dances? candy by cameo comes on and an uncle goes "what you know about this right here, young buck?"

passed his test with ease. like, do not come to the next get together without yuuji. they will notice

megumi

he wouldn't realize that your family is just teasing and wonder if they legitimately don't like him until you reassure him it's just familial roasting. just say something dumb right back, megumi

has to be dragged out the corner to really interact with anybody else

megumi isn't really a party person and an extrovert but due to most of his close circle being extroverted, he does know how to manage his energy so he isn't completely drained after a short while of being there

answers all questions about your relationship seriously and sincerely

megumi might be quiet but your family likes his honesty. bring his ass back next time

satoru

honorary light skin

toji

honorary dark skin

kento

the man your cousins wish they had; he's literally the epitome of "as a man, you should be doing x, y and z". you know it and when you bring him over, your family knows it

he helped with the dishes without even being prompted and hearts were stolen

being a foodie, kento will be grabbing seconds and knowing your family he won't be leaving empty handed either

he's invited to breakfast by your mom before you leave

mostly needs to be sought out for interactions like megumi. he won't turn anyone away, he welcomes the conversations he's just not a big go getter

you can convince him to dance when a slow jam comes on and enjoys how your face lights up in recognition when older songs your parents played in your childhood comes on

like yuuji, if you don't bring kento to the next family get together don't even bother coming because they'll ask over and over again why he couldn't make it

satoru fr this time

his ass cannot stay out of the banana pudding. so much so, most of the leftovers you take home are just containers of it. says he'll leave you if you don't learn the family recipe

like suguru, satoru can handle your family's teasing and he teases right back

let's your younger cousins wear his sunglasses if they ask

"wait if they're called tony toni toné why aren't none of them called tony?" "satoru please don't ask this right now" "no because-"

if they didn't know you were dating someone before you brought satoru over, they'd definitely know when he arrives. he's always draped over you and he's happy to let the world know

when pulled to the side to ask if he's serious about the relationship, satoru's usual bravado drops to tell your relative calmly he's 100% serious

he's a good time. dances even if he doesn't know the songs, sings along when he does and he'll leave somehow knowing everyone's names when you don't even remember half of who showed up

toji fr this time

fits in surprisingly well, your family is a hell of a lot better than his

tall, charismatic, got a deep voice and big feet. you and your cousins will be gossiping and swooning about it

toji is no stranger to being on a family's least favorite list. he's got plenty experience from his relatives, he only cares that megumi and tsumiki are treated well when he brings them along. if they're treated right, toji has no problems

danced with a good chunk of your aunties, your mom and a cousin or two in order to cement winning them over successfully but you got the most dances out of all of them

"someone's been quite busy, mr i don't care if they like me or not" "i don't but it doesn't hurt to gain approval anyway. your aunt virginia already invited me to her son's wedding" "i haven't even gotten my invite to quan's wedding yet" "sounds like i'm the family favorite to me"

[fruitybowl]

I don't actually see byler as lovers, more like best friends. Brothers even! I've honestly just been grifting so I can show how delusional Bylers are to strengthen the mileven agenda. #milkcaniscanon😍

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I miss the days when Scarecrow exemplified camp not only in his mannerisms (hroo hraa) but his weird obsession with wearing ultra flammable burlap. When he had cool ways to scare people like literally posing as a scarecrow in a field, jumping out of trash cans, or using a skull that emits a frequency that renders the listener horrified. Nowadays he's all serious and playing with the big boy rogues---and there's the fear gauntlet sure, but he doesn't even tickle you terrified with a feather like he did that one victim---now THAT is Scarecrow chic.

[asmamal-s]

I've been reading plenty of Legacy-Tord redemption fanfics lately, and so I wrote a quick one myself in just 45 seconds:

Tord stood there, clutching his wounded arm, "I'm sorry for everything, Edd," he mumbled, his eyes welling up with tears.

Edd blinked and took a moment to think.

And so Edd gazed back at Tord before breaking the silence, "I forgive you, Tord. We all make mistakes, I mean, there was a time Matt used a time machine to brainwash everyone into loving him? Or when Tom turned into the new Zanta Claus and literally destroyed Christmas, burning the city to the ground? And, oh yeah, and I think I've killed like about 5 or 20 innocents."

Relieved, Tord flashed a smile before his expression shifted, "Phew, I'm glad tha- Wait, YOU GUYS DID WHAT?!"

[more-profound-bond]

Charles: I sense something gay...

Erik: Yeah, I feel it too.

Charles: Oh! It's just *the person who is reading this right now*

[rivilu]

There's pieces of media that alter your brain chemistry and then there's pieces of media that rearrange you on a molecular level

[dashitsxx]

bro, if i want to run away, i want to make sure i have a sugar daddy/mommy waiting in the streets to give me all i want, i don't want to suffer 😭

[the-fandom-queenxox]

During the court case why didn't Acho start with "Your honor, I literally have video evidence of my client being pushed into the cats." And just sent the clip of Apo being pushed into the cats by Oli over on discord or smth.

Like smh dude come on thats your best friend your trying to defend out there🙄

[flowerprose]

discovered another rejection status on that weird poem i've been subbing since july, but there was no rejection email to accompany it

do i count this as a personal rejection bc it personally hurt my feelings dfjgnkjfwe

[autistic-britta-perry]

I think one day roier should do the Moon Luna caso cerrado meme to an english speaker

[namchyoon]

maybe weverse will fix itself by then!

[tanner-iii]

Nb people sould say "we" instead of "I"

[lookanartdweeb]

Why is my stupid mario post blowing up.... why couldn't my art blow up like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ilistentogirlinred]

there isn't a fucking accelerando when they say accelerando and there isn't a crescendo when they say crescendo

why