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hailieshapedbox · 1 year
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tis the season✨💫
to smoke fat blunts
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gettinshiggywithit · 1 year
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!Bakugou with an s/o who has a cat-ton of cats!
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Scenario:- bakugou as a cat-dad basically 🥳
Type:- headcannons
Pairing:- bakugou x gn!reader!
Thank you to @cloudy-zephyr for inspiring me!This is for you bestie!
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When you first started dating i think both he and the cats kinda hated eachother
Like they were like “WHOMST IS THIS BIATCH WHO DARESS TO STEAL OUR MOMMA/PAPPA AWAYYY😡”
But once you move in together the two parties realize they MUST get along
If not for their sake then for yours
So begins the bonding process
The cats slooowly start to be nicer with bakugou and he takes care not to get pissed
Sure they shed like nothing but you loved them so he knew he had to too
Eventually once they actually started getting along without having to consciously remind themselves that they HAD to get along,then things were smoooth sailing!
I can totally imagine bakugou bein like one of those dads who are like “I DONT WANT A CAT!” And then builds a whole ass pent-house with an AC unit and everything 😭
Like he fully spoils ur furbaby
He brings home all the pet related merch from his merch-testings
He gets more and more pet related sponsorships
He even becomes the face of a small cat food brand!(it wasnt small after HE became the face of it!😎)
So needless to say your furballs gets spoiled just like any human child and honestly you think they’re getting MORE spoiled than human children 😭
Oh i also imagine like him havin this whole ass photoshoot with your cats dressed as his sidekicks!!!
Like even the bakusquad are like huhhh??
Cos truthfully no one saw big explodo-murder hero bakugou bein a soft and wholesome cat dad(except you ofc,you knew he had it in him😏)
And you can bet that there are pics of all of you scattered across your home
And he even has a framed picture of all of you from his last birthday on his desk in his agency!!
Oh also i can imagine that when they playfight with him he lets em get a little rough
His excuse? “They Need To Toughen Up and Its My Sworn Duty As Their Father To Make Sure They’re Ready For This World!😤”
OH ALSO IF ANYONE EVER EVEN TRIES TO SAY YOU HAVE TOO MANY CATS OR CATS ARENT LIKE REAL KIDS
HED GET SO FIRED UP!
HED DEFFEND YOU AND YOUR BBYS LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
He realy does love your little furballs and whenever he needs comfort and you’re not there they always manage to keep him calm
Its almost like a symbiotic relationship
They’ve learned to depend on eachother!
Which honestly warms ur heart and further reminds you that ‘yup you did in fact choose the right guy
And whenever you come back home to see em all just cuddling on the couch it warms your heart because the two most important parts of your life are getting along so well
Further proving that you’re indeed with you ur meant to be
!A LITTLE BONUS!
when you guys fight your cats protect you but inevitably play a vital role in you bein on speaking terms again.theyll slowly guide you to eachother under the guise of wanting to show you something and then when you look up bakugou will be right in front of you.they always manage to do this when you’ve properly cooled off too
I love this for yall mannn srslyyyy😩
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Tagging:- @izueli
please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the mha characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but this story? mine.
feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!
Comments & Reblogs w/ tags >>>>>>>>>>>likes please
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chanstopher · 2 years
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ah-em, if you dont mind ill be in ur asks EVERY.SINGLE.DAY
cuz ur just too precious how can someone get bored ╥_╥
anyway I popped in ur asks today to share my fav pics of channniiieeee (˘ ³˘)♥
numberrrrr 1.
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THIS. do I even need to say why ? ok maybe yeah but like eh- first of all it gives me comfy vibes tbh, and personally I feel like I wanna hug him and never let go in this pic ** ◡‿◡ **
numberrrrrrr 2.
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I JUST WANNA PLAY WITH HIS SOFT CURLY HAIR WHILE HE'S SLEEPING ON MY LAP AJAKSAKJSALSA- anyway yeah HE LOOKS SUPER FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYY
numberrrrrrrrr 3.
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SOMEONE pls tell him to love himself as much as we/I do. ಥ﹏ಥ
numberrrrrrrr 4.
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I FEEL LIKE THIS PIC IS SO ASJSJAGSHJAHSAJ, I wanna hug himmmmm ;﹏;
numberrrrrrrrr 5.
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I think by now you can tell im in LOVE with bang chan's curly hair- ΦзΦ
I GUESS THATS ALL FOR NOWWWWWWWW CYA TMRW OR MAYBE FOR THE 10000TH TIME TODAYYYY MWAH ΦзΦΦзΦΦзΦ
oh wow ok ok lets go!!! yes omg 1: i remember when that dropped and iwas like PLS SIR EXCUSE ME I HAVE ABIAS (i was a fool) and i made it my background anyway because i was a cheater (im so sorry changbin) 2+3+5 PLEASE PLEASE i mISS his thick FLOOF so much im gonna steal all the bealch from jype so his hair can rest and GROW and become a giant fluff ball again!!!! 4 is just ahahaahahaaaaaaa him he that guy zfxgdfd
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mikkock · 4 years
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@daisugaweek2020 , day 2 : AQUARIUM / Museum
Cute date idea : go to the aquarium and point every ugly fish taking turns saying “this u” til there’s no more ugly fish n there’s no other option than Throwing (playful) Hands. Wrestle in public. Its like a hug but more intense ya know.
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kaitosimp · 3 years
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As a filthy, filthy multi shipper I’d like to know both headcannons you have for all his pairings and why you like them so much, if you want to of course!
As soon as I read this, my mind started ranting so hard 😂 I will happily answer! And tysm for asking bc if being able to talk about kaito is rare, imagine how much ive talked about the ships i have with him, so im very happy rn!! 🥰 WARNING: dis gonna be long as hell 👁👄👁
OKAY SO the two main ships I have for Kaito are Oumota and Saimota, Saimota is my fave ship and Oumota is my fave comfort ship! The other ships I rlly like with him are Akamota, Amamota, and Momoharu, i pretty much read any fic that has him paired with someone but these are the ones i search for on my own whereas the others its a "i'll read 'em if i come across em" type of deal! So lets dive in 👁👄👁 (i have endless hc's for my ships so i'll only give a few or else this'll never end)
🌌🎭 Oumota 🎭🌌
Reasons: I am a goddamn sucker for thematic parallels, enemies to friends to lovers, and the rivals tropes 🌚 I dont even know how i fell into the oumota hole, cause i didnt consider it much in game, but after reading a few fics it just made me so happy! I love their banter and clashing personalities and stubborness lol, and goddamn, the post game/hangar fics for them are *chef's kiss*
Hc's:
-The way Kokichi tried to get Kaito to see he had feelings for him was by bothering/pranking the absolute shit out of him, but Kaito's dense to these things so he didnt even realize Kokichi stopped bothering other ppl to target him specifically
-When Kaito realized he had feelings for Kokichi, his initial reaction was "oh fuck oh no why him pls no-"
-Eventually Kokichi had to directly tell him to his face he liked Kaito cause Kaito wasn't getting the message at all
-Kokichi loves stealing Kaito's clothes, esp his jacket
-They argue a lot but its over the absolute dumbest shit like before they got together, its usually nothing serious
-Kokichi secretly loves listening to Kaito talk about space, though he teases Kaito about it
-Kaito's fave thing is to cuddle/spoon Kokichi, cause he's the perf size to snuggle with
🌌🔍 Saimota 🔍🌌
Reasons: CAUSE YES!!! From the beggining of Shuichi being the main, Kaito is there for him and supports him so much and makes sure Shuichi is okay, he's just so supportive and loving and helpful and motivational and he's something Shuichi def needed to move forward in the killing game! I just fucking love their dynamic and how they help each other and how they balance each other out as well, plus the whole hero and sidekick thing is adorable! AND OFC THE FAMOUS "i shouldnt be talking about another boy like that" LINE ASDFGHJKL ITS CANON OKAY
Hc's:
-Shuichi confessed first, it took a few times for him to get his feelings across properly bc each time he said something like "i like you" or whatev kaito was like "aw bro i like you too!"
-Kaito tried to get over his crush on Shuichi bc he thought Shuichi wouldn't go for someone like him (i hc him being kinda insecure and covering it up with that confident persona of his)
-Shuichi isn't big on physical contact, but he makes the exception for Kaito bc he's always so warm and gives the best hugs
-Shuichi is the only person who Kaito lets see him vulnerable, it took a lot of time but he eventually learned to stop bottling everything with Shuichi
-Kaito constantly takes Shuichi stargazing, its his fave thing to do and Shuichi is ever so happy to accompany Kaito and listen to space rambles
-Their first kiss was beyond awkward and Shuichi nearly fainted but they got the hang of it eventually
🌌🥑 Amamota 🥑🌌
Reasons: I literally saw an amamota fic on ao3 and it won me over oops- to me it just makes sense! They're both adventurers in a way and i love their personalities together, Kaito's boisterous nature would be a nice change of pace for the ever calm Rantaro and Rantaro's mellow nature would be something refreshing for Kaito y'know?
Hc's:
-Kaito always tried helping Rantaro catch up in classes bc he always misses 'em to travel and he was always the first one to welcome him back
-Rantaro got attached to Kaito and didnt even realize it until he came back one day and kaito wasnt there to greet him (cue disappointed rantaro and bAM thats when he realized)
-Kaito loves hearing about Rantaro's travels, he's always asking for pics and details
-Kaito confessed first, he literally couldn't take it anymore and just threw it out there while Rantaro was mid greeting
-Rantaro didn't tell Kaito about his sisters until about a year into their relationship bc he was scared Kaito would disappear too
-Rantaro literally re-visited a bunch of islands and countries in the artic circle just to take pics/vids of the aurora borealis for Kaito
🌌🎹 Akamota 🎹🌌
Reason: I just think they'd be sooo cute together 🥺 Kaito and Kaede are both positive people who try to help others and their personalities fit so well together! Idk man it just makes sense to me
Hc's:
-Kaito absolutely loves hearing Kaede play the piano, sometimes he'll sneak record her so he can listen to it whenever he's feeling down
-Kaede tries teaching him how to play the piano, instruments aren't his thing but he tries his best in the lessons cause it makes her happy
-Kaito's confession was accidental, he was just listening to her play when he blurted out how pretty she was, which led to an awkward confession talk with lots of blushing
-Kaede has tried to compose a piano piece that embodies Kaito's personality but she fails everytime, cause his larger than life personality is hard to capture perfectly
-They're both big on affection, so they're constantly holding hands and hugging
AND FINALLY, 🌌🔪 Momoharu 🔪🌌
Reason: THEY'RE GREAT TOGETHER OKAY 🥺 I just love how Kaito got Maki to come out of her shell and how he trusted her/accepted her!! He gave her the cutest nickname and befriended her and literally gave his life up to protect her, aND MAKI'S CONFESSION ABOUT FALLING FOR KAITO STILL MAKES ME CRY
Hc's:
-Maki confessed it ever so casually while mid training, which literally made Kaito fall over in shock
-Kaito loves Maki's hair, he could spend hours playing with it and he always helps her brush it
-Maki hates her scars, but Kaito's always there to kiss em and remind her how beautiful she is, he always traces constellations on 'em when they cuddle
-Maki's constantly scared she'll accidentally hurt Kaito, or that he'll get hurt bc of her past
-Kaito's very protective of her, just like Maki is of him
-Maki loves the sound of Kaito's voice, her favorite thing is to listen to him talk about space
W O W i am so sorry for this massive post 💀 I seriously tried limiting myself asdfghjkl oops
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edenslostwallflower · 4 years
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romance headcanons
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repost - don’t reblog
name: Leanna Katherin Tuesti nickname: Lee (said by close friends, at least they would if she had any friends) gender: female/gynoid romantic orientation: straight (possibly asexual cause of obvious reasons. or at least grey. demi-romantic? i’ve never actually put these kinda labels on her before..) preferred pet names: No one’s ever given her any but if she’s called anything by people she’s familiar with she doesn’t ask them to stop. That’s just their ‘thing’. Call her babe, doll, sweetie, honey, darling, she’s just ‘well I guess that’s my name to you now.’ relationship status: single and confused about everything favorite canon/fandom ship: (uhhhhhhh- i haven’t thought of any for her in ff7 so it’s free game) opinion on true love: ‘It must be a pretty important thing to make people make stupid decisions.’ (She’s not immune to stupid love based decisions) opinion on love at first sight: It happens.. allegedly. She knows there must be initial attraction on some level otherwise nothing else happens. She knows she fits the ‘standard’ physical attraction but doesn’t put much credit in it because it’s all superficial.  how ‘romantic’ are they?: Her form of romance at first is very practical to the point of the other questioning if it’s actually a romantic gesture. It could also be classified as nearly non-existent. She knows people buy things for the one they like but she understands this as ‘they mentioned they needed a pen the other day, so I bought them a new pack of pens.’ She had the right idea but goes about it the wrong way until she has the ‘I saw this and thought of you so I bought it for you. I don’t know if you needed it or even wanted it though,’ instance. She doesn’t know how to let things happen naturally for a while and follows almost guideline routines whenever romance is involved.  ideal physical traits: Clean-kept, possibly taller, nice (calming/soothing/smooth) voice, nothing specific regarding hair, skin, or eye color. ideal personality traits: Heart in the right place (even despite how they may act), understanding, compassionate, empathetic, intelligent, rough exterior/soft interior unattractive physical traits: conscious decision for slobbery appearance, unkempt. unattractive personality traits: misbehaving, short tempered, brash, uncaring for other people or things, arrogant to the point of self-centered/selfish, conscious decision to be mean ideal date: nothing fantastic this girl can be fine sitting in a park for a while. however if she has to plan the date she’ll once again over analyze everything. they can’t have dinner because she can’t eat so what would they do then? she knows her mannerisms and behavior are odd so going to a theme park would be dull because she wouldn’t react like other people and just.. yeah.  do they have a type?: (i dont know i didnt think she’d get this far..) average relationship length: None so far. preferred non-sexual intimacy: Existing around one another without the facades. Let her be weird, let her try to figure herself out. Listen to her weird way of seeing the world and try to understand it through the eyes of a machine and don’t think any less of her for it. Have them sit and stargaze for a few hours or go on a walk and not one of them say a word to the other because comfortable silence is superb. Sharing things like pictures or items they thought the other would enjoy (ie sending them cat pics). Physical acts like holding hands, linking arms, playing with her hair, playing with their hair, tracing freckles on their body, hugging from the front, behind, or side are all 100% great.  commitment level: Indefinite. Ask her to go steady, she will say yes, and that’ll be that until either they or she ends it. It can go on indefinitely (cause at first she’ll just be like ‘yes i am dating.’ and that’s it. it’s just a statement she’ll make one time and never touch on it again unless asked because she doesn’t know how to consciously act on it). It would be like a perpetual relationship of nothingness if other steps aren’t taken. || On the other hand, when she starts actually feeling genuine love she’ll do everything she can think of to stamp it out because how could love between a human and a machine ever go anywhere? Even if the feelings are obvious from both sides she’ll just deny, deny, deny.  She can’t fathom it being a happy ending so the other person, and as a result she’d constantly try to stop any sort of romantic feelings even if she’s feeling ‘em up to 11. But once she understands that love is ok, again, it’s indefinite.  opinion of public affection: Humans do it a lot so it must just be a thing hardwired into their mind. She doesn’t judge them for it, though risque behavior really should be kept behind closed doors. The most PDA she’d do is holding hands or casual hugging (ie they’re watching something and they hug her from behind and just stay that way). past relationships?: She’s gone on a few dates with some Shinra co-workers, but never more than one with each of them. If they can be considered a date. They ask her out for the evening, she says yes, and they realize her persona is the same outside the office and she immediately becomes less attractive to them (despite being very pretty physically). Awkwardness kills all her potential dates to the point they end on a puttering note or she just gets stood up. So she has had no relationships that have gone past that part. 
Tagged by: @cavusvitae​ (TWO IN ONE DAY?? #blessed) Tagging: if anyone wants to do it idk steal it from me my brain is melting out of my nose i thought too hard. thinking big hard no more thinking. only coffee.
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catrapng · 6 years
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@ my followers being affected by hurricanes / what to do during and after a storm
I lived thru Ike and recently only a year ago, Harvey. Here are some (basic) but trustworthy tips I’ve seen/been told over the years!
- Portable chargers. Walmart sells them for six-ten bucks! Buy multiple! And actually charge them!
- Documentation (vaccines, hospital records, school info, documents about your home, literally anything important) should be stored in folders. Place them in a plastic bag and wrap em safely. Keep it in a bag you know you will take. IF YOU HAVE TIME AND THE WILL, scan your documents beforehand!
- Keep a bag with clothes, food, chargers, money, etc if you’re planning to wait out the storm. Put your documents in your bag!
- photos are irreplacable
-If traffic is bad or you know you cant make it out in time, stay home and stay safe! We had that issue during Harvey!
- Radios! Batteries! Flashlights!
- Place water in your bathtubs. Trust me.
- If you are driving, be careful. Some roads might be flooded and you won’t realize until you get there.
- For the love of everything holy, do not drive in the eye of the storm. If you have to, keep a hammer in case your car gets flooded. break your window and try to get out! again, it only takes seconds for you to drown!
- Take out cash. Do not rely on cards!
- Take! Your! Pets! If you are evacuating, make sure to bring canned/dry food, their vaccination records, adoption papers, anything they need (ie. meds). Bring a cage and a small bed.
- For pets, use a portable water slash food container to save space. I got one for my dog for only five bucks, and it wasn’t even a huge one. Bring waste bags, bring toys and make sure they stay comfortable. Remember, they get anxiety, too.
- If you are evacuating, be careful when it comes to leaving pets in shelters! Esp if you’re at a high-risk zone!
- During Harvey, many people risked their lives and went out in boats to help rescue others. Firefighters/EMT/Police were desperate enough to encourage this because we were hit hard. Please, if you are willing to do this, wear a life jacket and stay safe! People died doing this!
- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT GO OUT AND PLAY/SWIM IN A DITCH AFTER THE STORM
- IF YOU SEE THE LOCAL KIDS DOING IT, TELL THEM TO GO INSIDE THEIR HOMES! CABLES COULD BE ON THE FLOOR AND THE LEVEL OF WATER WONT LET YOU SEE! WE HAD THAT ISSUE DURING HARVEY!
- it may be tempting to steal your neighbor’s sofa but please dont, hurricanes bring high levels of bacteria
-if you go out during a storm and a water bottle 12 pc is suddenly an abnormally high price (or anything!) DO NOT fight with the person selling! Snap a pic of the price tag, your receipt and file a proper complain after the storm! This is illegal! but pls, if you need the water or whatever supply, TAKE IT
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Joe & Ronnie
Joe: how much you got on you rn Ronnie: enough for me Ronnie: you aint piggybacking Joe: enough for me then Joe: not suggesting you send it first class Joe: 'less you know how to do that Ronnie: I do but in what world mckenna Joe: however much you reckon you'd need to do it Joe: i'll double it Ronnie: use that ingenuity for your own score Joe: yeah whatever Joe: all chat Ronnie: like ive got anything to prove to you Ronnie: least of all how well i can be your bitch when you holler at me Ronnie: cry is more accurate Joe: fuck sake Joe: forget about it Joe: it's a stupid idea Joe: you gonna give me a better one Ronnie: not one for the scrapbook was it cunt Ronnie: dry your eyes & do your own running Ronnie: you need me to hold your hand everytime now Ronnie: big enough to take it go find it Joe: ha ha Joe: like I'm running anywhere Ronnie: this where we play doctor yeah Ronnie: you tell me how bad it hurts & I make it better for you Joe: exactly Joe: now we're on the same page Ronnie: nah you think you can tear out some pages & spit ball em at me to get my attention but why should I give a shit bout these playground games boy just 'cause you heading back home to your mammy Ronnie: im sound Ronnie: dont care how loud you're crying she's the one who's gotta show up for that Joe: i don't want yor attention Joe: i want some heroin Ronnie: maybe she's still got old school connections Ronnie: find her little black book son Joe: maybe Joe: one of you could be useful like Ronnie: wounded & bleeding Ronnie: shit junkie you are house full of people to shake up & shit to steal but you coming to me Joe: just looking for that big sisterly advice Joe: obviously Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: you sound like the littlest one what is he 4 like Joe: feel it Ronnie: trying to make my heart bleed now yeah Ronnie: grow a fucking pair before it really hurts Joe: if you wanted to scare me you shouldn't have given me the gear Joe: realistically too late anyway but who wants to hear or think about my idyllic childhood yeah Ronnie: if you couldnt hack it you shouldve cried off then Ronnie: save the tears now Joe: and i thought i was the only one with obsessive thought spirals Joe: when i get some i'll remember to feel good about how much you miss me Ronnie: like youre special baby Ronnie: please Ronnie: weve all got mad minds hows that not clicked in yours Ronnie: how many kids shes squeezed out & you reckon were the only self medicating Ronnie: hit up another sibling to fix you Joe: am though Joe: she's always told me Joe: ⭐ boy Ronnie: talk her up with that foreplay Ronnie: be good for £££s Joe: no tah Joe: not my type Joe: and it's only ever worked on you Joe: but you've given me another idea so cheers Ronnie: i dunno whats funnier that youre trying to tell me you dont wanna slip your mum one or you reckon you know what works on me Joe: lemme know when you work it out Joe: 👍 Ronnie: let me know when youve stopped playing happy families Joe: you reckon i wanna be here Ronnie: didnt see no fingernail marks on my floor or walls Ronnie: still reckon you were dragged though yeah Joe: check your thighs Joe: ain't all perks being the favourite 💔 Ronnie: [sends him pics cos that bitch haha] Ronnie: grow a pair whipping boy Ronnie: before she says jump youre on the ledge Ronnie: its pathetic mckenna Joe: see Joe: ain't been that long Joe: only feels it, babe Ronnie: you'll need all that sweet talk for the local dope dealer Ronnie: but if you wanna think of me when you're turning tricks for them it'll go easier Joe: lovely as that'd be Joe: not in progressive london now Joe: gonna have to pay like the rest, worst luck Ronnie: go beg for your pocket money then kidda Ronnie: before she picks a new fave Ronnie: younger & prettier like Joe: nah Joe: we want her to Joe: remember Joe: then me and more importantly my student loans can come back Ronnie: bullshit if you wanted her to you wouldn't have gone Ronnie: you love it Joe: can't just go way uni and never come back Joe: send out a search party Ronnie: use your ⭐ as a beacon cant they Joe: let's hope not Joe: i come here Joe: keeps 'em away rest of the time Joe: yeah Ronnie: if you want em to fuck off commit to it Ronnie: stop being such a pussy Joe: ain't that easy Ronnie: find a ditch to lie down in Ronnie: it ain't hard Ronnie: youre a junkie motherfuckers don't support that Joe: far as they know Joe: i ain't Joe: let 'em catch up Ronnie: do it yourself if you wanna slam the door Joe: see how this goes Joe: not really thinking about them right now Joe: you know Ronnie: youre on one about that lot constantly Joe: just on one constantly full stop Joe: why else would i need the shit Ronnie: dont need to go that hard playing doctor baby Joe: 💘 Joe: you always know just what to say Ronnie: not used to you talking Joe: i know i know Joe: in an ideal world neither of us would be here Ronnie: like not born yeah Ronnie: but she cant keep her legs closed Joe: such a dreamer, you Ronnie: not the one who cant get high without their hand held Joe: n'awh Joe: that's the dream Joe: so romantic too Ronnie: yeah im living it loads of gear close & you far as Ronnie: greedy prick Joe: miss you too baby Joe: in a bit tho, gotta go pick up Ronnie: fuck off soft lad Ronnie: you miss me spoon feeding you Ronnie: you cant talk to me with a dealers cock in your mouth I know Ronnie: multitasking hard enough pretending not to be junkie scum yeah Joe: sure the whole mummy kink ain't your thing Joe: i'll try and get involved but kinda a mood killer Joe: which is kinda rude, know you don't want me to score Ronnie: thats all yours but I'll try anything once Ronnie: 'cause a whinging dope sick baby is really a turn on for me like Ronnie: just gotta keep that going Joe: no judgment here Joe: gotta do what you gotta do Ronnie: you gotta Ronnie: im sound Joe: and i'm happy for you Ronnie: lie to them don't lie to me Joe: alright Joe: will be a bit when I get mine but still Joe: you don't have to be here so Ronnie: you dont Ronnie: grow up & cut the fucking apron strings Joe: you've stopped being helpful for the day? Joe: right then Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: not flying over to fuck you cos your ma aint in the mood & thats as helpful as it gets Joe: why not Ronnie: youve got another sister Ronnie: see if shes into it Joe: but you're so special yeah Ronnie: but shes a good grooming age Joe: leave it out Ronnie: or what Joe: or what Ronnie: asked you first joseph Joe: alright veronica Ronnie: alright weak cunt Joe: probably Ronnie: pick up before you make me sick Ronnie: jesus Joe: waiting on the man Joe: as per Ronnie: if id known rattling had made you shit out your whole spine id have sucked his dick for you & sped things along Joe: so sweet Joe: one of the many things I like about you Ronnie: list just gets longer the longer youre away yeah Ronnie: dont come back & maybe you'll fall in love Joe: i know you want that less than you want me back Joe: don't lie Ronnie: you care what I want now Ronnie: 💘 Joe: only when it benefits me too, darling Joe: junkie scum 101 Joe: was on my timetable like Ronnie: theyve really done a number on you if youre on your knees for my truth Joe: who Joe: mummy dearest or my school Ronnie: take your pick Joe: ain't tryna hide it Joe: just doing my bit to be the whiny baby you want rn Ronnie: cheers then Ronnie: nailed that Ronnie: tell your ma i finally get how she feels 'cause its too late to get you scraped out Joe: 😂 Joe: on it Joe: assuming i ain't 'bout to get kneecapped Joe: or worse Joe: stood up 💔 Ronnie: i'll cross my fingers for raped & robbed Ronnie: standard Joe: you know i ain't gonna have that much of a good time without you 💘 Ronnie: stop trying to make me say I hate you so you can rub one out Ronnie: i dont do sexting Joe: worth a shot Joe: just killing time here Joe: trying not to puke Ronnie: hot Joe: mhmm Joe: like that attempt at enthusiasm Ronnie: you really know how to make a girl wet what can I say Ronnie: gotta romance my dealer out of want instead of need now Joe: thought I'd return the favour Joe: just how I roll Ronnie: course you do golden boy Joe: you ain't that mad about it Joe: i know Ronnie: i aint as fucking thick as you so again course Joe: true Joe: [time for drew to show and not deliver] Ronnie: made up about all these compliments Ronnie: who knew you could be this much on my tits from this distance Joe: just that good Joe: obviously Ronnie: you aint shit Ronnie: don't lie Joe: whatever Joe: can't touch me now Ronnie: only your ma is turned on at the sight of you Ronnie: but she will Joe: alright Joe: cba rn Ronnie: how are you still crying Ronnie: did he not show Joe: he did Joe: but he was about 12 and had no gear Joe: got enough tranqs to knock out an elephant but still Ronnie: when i told you to hit up your siblings i meant the freckled one not one of the toddlers Joe: yeah right Joe: like he knows a great smack dealer, even if we did talk Ronnie: hes a coke head Ronnie: give him 5 Joe: nah Joe: opposite direction Joe: only way is up Ronnie: whatever just get on a plane Joe: yeah Joe: i'm gonna Joe: fuck this Ronnie: ill be waiting with shit that aint a fucking joke Ronnie: you can owe me Joe: yeah? Joe: good Ronnie: don't talk me out of it Ronnie: christ you're annoying Joe: 🤐 Ronnie: only want you back on your feet so I can kick em out from under you myself Joe: hot Ronnie: like you said, it ain't been that long Ronnie: you know I am Joe: yeah Joe: where was this distraction when I really really needed it tho Ronnie: baby when have I ever been good for you Ronnie: selfish to my core Ronnie: we're here for me Joe: works for me Ronnie: just get to the airport & stop fannying about Joe: I've already taken 'em so hold on Joe: no packing now never mind going through customs Ronnie: fuck's sake Joe: i had to Ronnie: when then Joe: still today Joe: just later Ronnie: fuck you Ronnie: call me Ronnie: maybe i'll answer if it ain't too late Joe: can i call you now too Joe: i gotta stay awake Ronnie: I'm good but no guarantees I'm that good Joe: they ain't kicked in that good yet either Joe: just keep my eyes on the road yeah Ronnie: how much did you pay for baby aspirin mckenna Joe: was cheap as fuck at least Joe: just a kid Joe: barely broke a 50 for all of these so Joe: [photo] Ronnie: not as green as you feel yeah Joe: want me to bring some back Ronnie: too late to rob the boy now Ronnie: & you'll take em yourself before you see me I know you Joe: yeah Joe: i will Joe: but had good intentions, babe Ronnie: take em to church Ronnie: what use is that shit to me Ronnie: gimme bad ideas or don't come around Joe: got plenty of those come on Ronnie: like what Ronnie: come on Joe: what Joe: tryna focus here Ronnie: you wanna stay awake Ronnie: play the game Joe: alright Joe: yeah Joe: you gonna come back to mine Joe: flatmate's gone home Ronnie: are you gonna make it worth it if she's not there to kick in the teeth Joe: won't need to miss her once I'm back Ronnie: fucked her yet? Ronnie: we could do it together Ronnie: I dont normally slip one to virgins but I already made the exception for you Joe: no and funny Joe: keep me as the only exception Joe: how else will i feel special Ronnie: keep hitting up preteen dealers that'll help Joe: he was pretty Ronnie: if im ever in the area like Joe: i wish Ronnie: you & your ma both Ronnie: my turn to feel special Joe: weird ain't it Ronnie: for me Ronnie: you love it Joe: nah Ronnie: not a question Ronnie: you do Joe: don't Ronnie: liar Joe: maybe from you Joe: I'll allow it Ronnie: those pills better be kicking in Ronnie: if youre chatting this much shit sober you can stay in ireland Joe: 😂 Joe: they are Ronnie: book a flight Ronnie: i ain't your ma im not doing it Joe: lemme get home, like Joe: be more obvious you're tryna kill me Ronnie: what im trying to do Ronnie: you gonna call that your home now Joe: you know what i mean Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: i know youre full of shit, mckenna Joe: nah Joe: just bars Joe: make it up to you Ronnie: bullshit Ronnie: x it as many times as fits Joe: k Joe: prove it when i see you Ronnie: you reckon Joe: not a question Ronnie: nah just bold claims for someone who still fucks like a virgin & has to check in with his ma Ronnie: can you without her permission Joe: get the slip signed if you're so worried Joe: chill out Ronnie: fuck off Ronnie: couple of chewable vitamins & you're chill yeah Joe: you said you got loads Ronnie: I said enough Ronnie: & that was before babysitting you Ronnie: you make me need to spike every vein Joe: need Joe: want Joe: same diff we both know it Ronnie: not trying to make it matter baby Ronnie: put any words in my mouth you want Ronnie: or need Joe: here Joe: wish me luck on telling 'em i'm off Joe: or don't Ronnie: i'll do it for you Ronnie: point me at the relevant mckennas Joe: even stoned Joe: know that ain't a good idea Ronnie: pussy Joe: love u 2 Ronnie: 💋 Joe: [suitable amount of hours for the shit to wear off to a manageable level, avoid the parents and get out on the sly] Joe: [airport photo] Joe: tada Ronnie: we reckoned you'd bottled it Joe: taken a poll like Ronnie: yeah know you like to feel special Joe: warms my cold dead 💘 Joe: honest Ronnie: walk your corpse to me then Joe: and she says she don't sext Ronnie: you wanna be the only exception so bad or what Joe: you know how bad i want it Ronnie: dont leave again & maybe I'll buy it Joe: being dopesick was almost a nice distraction from thinking about you Ronnie: that warms my 🖤 Joe: thought so Joe: nothing does it quite like me being near-death yeah Ronnie: i do like you pathetic Ronnie: but don't think that any of it comes close to me yeah Joe: you saying you're better than heroin Ronnie: im saying you think you were hurting earlier Ronnie: ill show you pain Ronnie: all you have to do is fuck off again Joe: i won't Joe: i need to be there Joe: with you Ronnie: leave me & I will fucking break you Ronnie: i mean it Joe: i know Joe: i'm not gonna Ronnie: how did you get out Joe: parents weren't in but i said a uni friend was in a car accident and they couldn't get hold of his parents Joe: going hell anyway Joe: and someone on my course was hit by a car so if any of them are that concerned to go snooping Ronnie: thats beautiful Ronnie: you're not as much of a useless waster as youve sounded for most of the day like Joe: steady Joe: was almost not an insult Ronnie: who isn't turned on by a good lie Joe: only when I lie to you Joe: got it Ronnie: don't you fucking dare lie to me Joe: couldn't if i wanted to Ronnie: think about what kind of welcome back you want Ronnie: 'cause I can be nice or not nice Ronnie: its on you & what you say to me Joe: baby Joe: already told you I basically missed you more than heroin, how nice can one boy be Ronnie: you wont be saying that when I hand the gear over Joe: yeah i will Joe: been on you longer Ronnie: its fucking good though Joe: yeah Joe: ain't gonna say otherwise Ronnie: paid more & got better so you won't wanna leave Ronnie: dont have to rely on pretty preteens around here Joe: you know i didn't wanna leave in the first place Ronnie: i know you keep saying it like it makes a difference Joe: tell me what will and i'll do it Ronnie: i'll burn your passport that will Joe: burn my passport Joe: that's what you want? Ronnie: what do you have to go running to them for Ronnie: that's what I wanna know Ronnie: what the fuck is there for you Ronnie: cant even get a fix Joe: nothing, never has been Joe: it's obligation though Joe: you get it, i know you've done some shit just 'cos charlie wants to Joe: or 'cos bronson need it Ronnie: that's different Joe: why Ronnie: I ain't going round bullshitting how much i hate 'em on the one breath & in the other dropping everything for the pair of 'em Ronnie: ride or die is that Joe: okay so it is different Joe: it's more complicated Ronnie: fuck complicated its black & white Joe: nah like Joe: whatever i reckon about them Joe: i still owe 'em Joe: for now Joe: debts to pay like Ronnie: how ain't it been paid Ronnie: they ain't done you right since you were a kid Ronnie: if ever Ronnie: a roof & food that's easily totalled Joe: i dunno Joe: shit ton of interest Joe: learnt from the best debt collectors in liverpool, like Ronnie: write it off Ronnie: is when youre dead Joe: tell 'em that's my payment plan Ronnie: talking it out is your first mistake Ronnie: when the fuck has that worked on anyone who comes to collect Ronnie: dont even buy you time just makes you look a doss cunt more than you are Joe: maybe i can convince my da but you know she's biased Joe: all i have to do is get uni done and they can tick it off as a success Ronnie: i dont know jack about her Ronnie: how i want it Ronnie: if i aint read it off a file as a kid i don't need to hear it Joe: yeah Joe: but i ain't telling you i'm golden boy 'cos it seems cool am i Joe: whatever i'm gone now Ronnie: you're telling me 'cause you wanna trade wounds since I won't have your stories off you Ronnie: burn it into your arm deeper & maybe I'll pay attention Joe: you know it ain't about you, babe Joe: anyway, if we were still being nice I'd tell you none of the usual shit works to get you outta my head so thanks for that one Ronnie: ive been saying all day it's about her & I ain't competing with your fucking ma alright Ronnie: she smothered you poor baby Ronnie: you wanna try neglect its real easy Ronnie: feels better too Joe: you're the one who keeps bringing her up, yeah Joe: you want me to be that cunt Joe: easy Joe: I bet it was better, lucky you Ronnie: youre the one who ran home to have her tuck you in again Ronnie: youre that cunt Ronnie: mama's boy Joe: fuck's sake Joe: yeah alright Ronnie: you're the cunt who has the nerve to come crying to me when your mommy would shoot you up if you asked her to Joe: you reckon Joe: considering her dad was and she don't even hate yours as much i'll go with a no on that one Joe: plenty of sad stories I've heard and you ain't need to Ronnie: I reckon golden boy Ronnie: loves you as much as I love gear yeah Ronnie: & not trying to throw another baby away so you're welcome for the free pass Joe: cheers Joe: feels great Ronnie: you gonna cry again mckenna Joe: if i do i'll send you photos, don't worry Ronnie: 💘 Ronnie: send me some either way Joe: you're a headfuck you know Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: dealer said it last time I fucked him Joe: you want fresh line Joe: 👌 Ronnie: give it to me then Joe: give me the flight to think of something you ain't heard before Ronnie: it ain't long enough Joe: fair there's plenty of shit i can say that you ain't heard for real before Joe: but it'd be a copout so i'll keep trying Ronnie: like what Joe: how many of your brothers you fucked lik4 Ronnie: don't reckon freckles is interested Ronnie: leaves me the gay & the kid Ronnie: what about your sister that'd be hot like Joe: they're all kids, just so you know Ronnie: no they ain't Ronnie: i know you lost your virginity to me but don't reckon they're waiting Joe: you wish Joe: hopefully just on the first count Ronnie: you're a sick boy Ronnie: 💋🖕 Joe: you too baby Joe: 💘 Ronnie: thats not some shit I ain't heard before Joe: just truth though Joe: no lying Ronnie: feels like one Ronnie: I'm good Joe: what you want me to say to that Ronnie: say what you wanna say Ronnie: again not your ma Joe: i'm good then Ronnie: truth or lie Joe: lie but not a big one Joe: true once i'm off this plane Ronnie: you out of sweeties or they're just that sugar free Joe: i'm trying to time it just right Joe: then i can actually just a decent amount and not be in a coma for you Ronnie: alright fuck Ronnie: you win Ronnie: nobody's said that to me before Joe: i mean it Joe: i want you first Ronnie: don't say this shit when you're on the wrong side of a plane ride Ronnie: jesus mckenna Joe: gotta make sure you miss me too Ronnie: you're such a cunt Joe: yeah Joe: you still want me though Ronnie: shut the fuck up Joe: why Ronnie: what do you want me to say Joe: you don't have to say anything Joe: but I ain't gonna shut up about how I ain't been able to get you out of my head this whole time Ronnie: yeah you said im a headfuck Ronnie: more than your family & the gear Ronnie: I'll take it Joe: better though Joe: you know Joe: so I'll take it and all Ronnie: you're a headfuck Ronnie: what are you being nice to me for Joe: you said it could go one of two ways Joe: you want me to be mean Ronnie: I want you to be here Ronnie: but you ain't Joe: I'm coming Ronnie: & I'm waiting on you Ronnie: what the fuck Joe: I know Ronnie: I hate you Ronnie: I'm losing it, do you know that Joe: I'm sorry Ronnie: what am I gonna do with that Joe: I don't know Joe: what do you want me to do Ronnie: what can you do Ronnie: can't even score by yourself Ronnie: worse than a fucking kid Joe: was desperate Joe: and it was your idea Ronnie: thats how it is every time Ronnie: you don't have any fucking idea 'cause I'm here cupping your balls & wiping your arse for you Joe: you've been giving me an easy ride of it yeah Joe: alright Ronnie: youre gonna try & call bullshit on that yeah Joe: nah i just had no idea you were being so generous Joe: would've got you a keychain at least Ronnie: fuck you Joe: you too Ronnie: get one with sharp edges we can make a blood oath or some shit Ronnie: maybe after you'll grow the hell up Joe: sure Joe: it's my speciality yeah Ronnie: cutting's more mine but you can have it Ronnie: same old shit gets boring yeah Joe: we can share Joe: she'd be proud Ronnie: my aspiration in life Ronnie: cheers Joe: obvs mine too Ronnie: you brought her up then not me Joe: reckon you owed me that one so Joe: even Ronnie: 💋🖕 Joe: you're cute Ronnie: say that again & you'll be swallowing teeth Joe: don't worry, that was hot Joe: you won it back Ronnie: go to hell mckenna Joe: you wanna be with me forever Joe: 💘 Ronnie: just reckoning you'll get there quicker than you will this fucking airport Joe: just be glad I didn't try to get back in at rush hour Ronnie: be glad im still waiting Joe: ain't gonna waste words on it Joe: show you Ronnie: 💘
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angelicjuice · 5 years
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sooooo incase yall still thought Kelsey Johnson might be learning to tell the truth and be a decent person shes not! my friend left a dress at the johnsons ((JUST LEFT IT, DIDNT LET BORROW)) and she posted a pic in it maybe 2 days ago, now all the sudden she gave it to goodwill? nada she lyin cause she dont like me but hey KELSEY maybe get ur own fucking clothes and stop stealing all mine? I s2g I've let about 10 items of clothing near her and her nubby fuckin fingers grab em and hid them until no one can remember them and THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME SHE SAID SHE GAVE IT TO GOODWILL. shocker
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incarnateirony · 5 years
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One more P5 post
I wanna know how much time the creators spent arguing with people on twitter, considering the comments on the Phan-Site polls. Will put behind a cut.
I mean, they hit all sides from auto-believers, internet trolls, people who are like ITS STILL ILLEGAL!!! and THIS IS THE POLICE JOB pics or it didn't happen, whatever. But my favorites are "IF UR SO JUST, SHOW UR FACE", "I bet they're crying LOL", "Shibuya's fucked", "Hang in there you guys ;w;", "WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE", "world-famous fail looool", "kill this stupid website" or whatever else. Or the timeless “so wait, who do we hate?”
QUESTION: Do you believe in the Phantom Thieves? This poll is adopted on 4/15.
0-10%
"'of hearts?' What tryhards"
"I've been waiting for this!" 
"Isn't it just a prank?"
"Never even heard of them"
"Who made this site? Ridic"
"even kids aren't that dumb"
"gtfo with that shit LOL"
"is this a cult?"
"my friend says they're real!"
"sauce plz"
"viral marketing...?"
10-20%
"It's just a coincidence..."
"Petty criminals? Pointless"
"This is getting good!"
"Too elaborate for a prank"
"Vigilante justice is wrong."
"What about the pupils?"
"What's gonna happen now?"
"What's he gonna be hit w/?"
"i just can't"
"pics or it didn't happen"
"ppl really believe this? lmao"
"ppl who buy this... -_-"
"they can't catch EVERYONE"
"they're just making threats"
"thieves are the bad ones"
"was it rly a phantom thief?"
"what a joke"
QUESTION: Are the Phantom Thieves just? This poll is adopted on 6/11.
10-20%
"Akechi-kun is right!"
"Isn't it a crime?"
"It's called the law..."
"NO! justice ain't that simple"
"NO. They piss me off."
"Steal dem corrupt hearts!"
"They seem full of it, so NO"
"They're still thieves..."
"They've always been fishy..."
"This is the police's job."
"better be arrested soon"
"don't even bother with this"
"get off your high horse"
"hmm seems interesting"
"i hate Akechi, so YES???"
"if ur so just, show ur face"
"they're allies of justice."
"they're up to something"
"this has to be fake, lol"
"this is so immature."
20-30%
"Isn't it a crime?"
"Probably at least somewhat"
"They seem full of it, so NO"
"They're cool, so HECKYEAH!"
"They're still thieves..."
"get off your high horse"
"i dont buy into that stuff."
"of course not. done"
"that "justice" stuff is ehh"
"this is so immature."
30-40%
"both are crossing the line"
"fukkin hypocrites"
"get rekt, scumbags lmao"
"Hang in there you guys! ;w;"
"I bet they're crying LOL"
"Neither are just"
"Shibuya's fucked"
"they're both shit."
"What cheapass justice, lol"
60-70%
"AGAIN, YAAAAAAS!"
"Such annoying marketing"
"Their word is final."
"better than the cops"
"i bet it's worldwide news"
"justice was w/ the thieves."
"what a time to be alive"
80-90%
"Calling card! YAAAAAAS!"
"Exterminate his family too!"
"Here comes the apology rofl"
"I've been waiting for this"
"Leave everything to them~"
"Make him beg!"
"No apology yet? :["
"Ooh, a calling card! kekeke"
"SO MANY COMMENTS OMG"
"Take him out. It's an order"
"The world needs to see this!"
"They better not screw it up"
"Yeah, get that greedy CEO!"
"an apology isn't enough."
"become prime minister plz!!"
"dat okumura stock drop lol"
"destroy all evil!"
"let's hear from the workers!"
"no more big bang burg, lmao"
"stop fucking around"
"we're with you, p.thieves!"
"❤❤❤ Phantom Thieves ❤❤❤"
On 10/12, the support rate drops from the 90s to the 70s due to the death of Kunikazu Okumura.
70-80%
"Is he really dead...?"
"Now, who's next? ;)"
"Well that was disturbing..."
"die capitalist pigs!!!"
"whoa wtf"
On 10/13, the support rate drops a bit again to the 60s.
60-70%
"Awww, what a waste"
"Evil has perished."
"Gotta break a few eggs"
"So, whodunnit?"
"Were we deceived?"
"do we know how they do it?"
"eh, good riddance"
"killing ppl's a no-no"
"omg, the comments hahaha"
"omg, they went overboard lol"
"they got carried away..."
"what about his daughter?"
Over the next week, the support rates drops to the 50s, 30s, and then 20s.
""justice" sounds hollow now"
"—DELETED BY ADMIN—"
"Are the calling cards fake?"
"Blame the politicians too."
"Bloodthirsty killers!!!"
"Enough is enough!!!"
"Even Akechi's lost it"
"False charges happen, but..."
"Hurry and arrest them"
"Hurry up and execute them!"
"I dare to support them."
"I kiiinda sympathize..."
"I reported this website."
"I told you so..."
"I'm scared to go outside..."
"Is the admin an accomplice?"
"No hate-slinging, please!" (a message from the admin, Mishima)
"Officer, look!"
"Oh how far they've fallen"
"Pls don't kill me ;_;"
"Police were negligent too."
"Shut this site down!!!"
"That was traumatizing..."
"They must be punished."
"They need to be executed"
"They were screwing with us."
"They're assassins."
"Ugh. We were fooled."
"We can't leave them be"
"What about the politicians?"
"awful, they betrayed us"
"bring on the breakdowns~!"
"cant say w/o evidence"
"cmon, just kill everyone!"
"didnt expect much anyway"
"got anything better to do?"
"he had it coming, amirite?"
"id bet money on the rest"
"its just coincidence, yep"
"just turn yourselves in pls"
"lel, regret backin em yet?"
"lol dont be fooled so easy"
"lol, ppl still like them?"
"low expectations, ho!"
"media's garbage as expected"
"overhyped imo"
"p quick to switch sides lol"
"support went to shit lmao"
"tbh i just wanna troll, lol"
"their fans are guilty too"
"they even steal LIVES???"
"they're just suspects..."
"throw em in the slammer!"
"trash talking feels risky..."
"typical bandwagon, gg"
"uhh, yea they're evil"
"waste of tax money imo"
"wat do they want, anyway?"
"world-famous fail loool"
QUESTION: Are the Phantom Thieves innocent? This poll is adopted on 10/29.
Around 20%
"—DELETED BY ADMIN—"
"30 million yen OMG XD"
"Akechi-kun, save us!"
"Enough is enough!!!"
"False charges happen, but..."
"Is the admin an accomplice?"
"Oh how far they've fallen"
"Record-breaking evil"
"They gotta be arrested now"
"can't know w/o a trial"
"id bet money on the arrest"
"if ur innocent, show yourself"
"lol this place went to shit"
"ppl still stand by them?"
"that freaked me out omg"
"they're def guilty"
"they're freaking out hahaha"
"they're running loose rn..."
"this site pisses me off"
"waste of tax money imo"
"what if they are LOL"
"who cares either way?"
After the protagonist fakes his death, and approval drops to 0.3%.
"Akechi got the last laugh!"
"AKECHI IS BAE!!!"
"A worthy end for a villain"
"c'mon, leak his name!"
"Evil is destined to perish."
"he went down easy"
"hope things are safer now"
"Justice with Akechi!"
"Just like Akechi-kun said!"
"kid had it coming, lol"
"So did he do it or not!?"
"so he HAS to be guilty"
"The truth's lost to the void"
"We'll finally have peace"
"we do need a new authority..."
QUESTION: Do you support the Phantom Thieves? This poll is adopted on 12/7.
Around 0.8%
"a lil too late tho"
"dat comeback looool"
"I'd never support them"
"I'm getting confused..."
"I can't believe anybody..."
"i don't really care"
"Is Shido gonna apologize?"
"It's happening again..."
"just typical slander imo"
"lol no way i'd support them"
"may just be election shit"
"moar like phantom GRIEF"
"Must be tough for Shido-san"
"My scandal sense's tingling!"
"no one wants you thieves"
"phantom thieves WIN PLX!!!"
"political attack, REALLY???"
"ppl still defend them? lmao"
"Shido, just take the win"
"Shouldn't Shido explain?"
"Show yourself, Akechi!"
"smear campaigns are gross"
"So he didn't die..."
"srsly, a tv hijack?"
"Stay strong, Shido-san!"
"stop makin such a big deal"
"talk about election drama"
"they're still criminals"
"they can't take a hint"
"this country is effed up"
"this is a murder warning..."
"This isn't debunked yet?"
"this site's still up? :o"
"TV hijacking is terrorism!"
"was it the others? :o"
"was that statement a lie?"
"what about the election?"
"what a comeback..."
"Why isn't this on the news?"
"wow, ppl are desperate..."
QUESTION: Do the Phantom Thieves really exist? This poll is adopted on 12/19.
Around 19%
"And then, there were none"
"can't someone just fix it?"
"cmon thieves, say something"
"Enjoy prison, Mr. Shido~"
"even shido... FAIL"
"everyone, just disappear"
"Everyone was shameless"
"—GAME OVER—"
"go ahead & celebrate, idiots"
"I feel like an empty husk"
"im just like... so what"
"In the end, who's to blame?"
"i shoulda known better..."
"ive lost my will to live..."
"just destroy this country"
"kill this stupid website"
"my support was a waste"
"Next person please!"
"nobody asked for this"
"no thanks to those thieves"
"nothing changed. boringggg"
"Someone do something!"
"soooo is shido alive?"
"so wait, who do we hate?"
"so what WERE they??"
"The election was a farce."
"the future's screwed LOL"
"they're harshin my mellow"
"They better settle things"
"thinking hurts my brain"
"this country's done for"
"This is a stain on history"
"this is fucked up..."
"this is going nowhere"
"useless scum"
"we need answers"
"What's with this question?"
"who cares abt the election?"
"why'd we even bother"
"why this. even now???"
Then the dramatic final cut where everybody believes in them and it’s like # OF FANS ---> FAN POWER LEVELS ---> FIGHT Q( ‘-’Q )
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ratsalad · 7 years
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@kilin-trash tagged me for this - thanks kiki!!
rules: post the rules, answer the questions given to you by the tagger, write 11 questions of your own, and tag 11 people
1. what’s your favorite childhood game?
HMMM my brother and i played a lot of ‘the floor is lava’ and i have really good memories of it - we’d throw cushions on the floor and jump on em and skid and fall lmao. we also played business a lot (something like monopoly) with the entire family and it would always be SO MUCH FUN, especially when my brother would throw a tantrum and leave because we kept buying his property or stealing money from the bank
2. what’s one show/anime you watched till the end and you regret?
death note lmao
3. what’s one weird pet peeve you have?
i don’t like when people slouch, it just makes me really... eugh idk it makes me Feel Bad Things it’s a little strange
4. who was your childhood hero? why?
dora the explorer i think?? she was just a cool kid who was allowed to travel on her own and go out with her monkey friend and she also knew spanish and i wanted to learn spanish
5. what’s one instrument you want to learn?
the drums!!! and then the guitar
6. who’s the person closest to your heart right now? describe them
@introtohyyh​!!!! shes my homeboy my main dude my Best Bro, The Absolute Best i dont know what i did to deserve her
7. what’s one solid piece of advice you’d give anyone?
to get out of your comfort zone and Do the things u want to do, as soon as possible, whether it’s learning a new language or learning to play an instrument or learning to speak in public better. whatever it is, do it now; don’t put it off like ‘after 11th grade’ or w/e that shit will stab u in the back, and you’ll realize you have less time than you thought you did. the longer you wait the harder it gets
8. what’s your style of clothing?
i’m the worst i have two extremes: Edgelord Supreme (all black, and sometimes even with heavy eyeliner etc) or Absolute Fuckshow (socks with sandals, over-sized 3/4 jants, ugly ass cargo shorts). no in-between
9. do you believe in soulmates? platonic soulmates?
nay mate
10. favorite meme/reaction picture?
favorite meme is probably the one i have the fondest, clearest memories of, ‘they crave that mineral’, from back when i was Young and Impressionable. fav reaction pic is this
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11. do you allow/use old memes or nah?
YES. YES YES 100% FUCK YES ABSOLUTELY. I LOVE THEM AND I CANNOT, WILL NOT LET THEM DIE
i’m too... lazy to make new questions so i tag @sunscentedskin @crypticlance @legendarydefender @terushlma @anatomily to answer the same questions if u guys want to!!
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Q&A tag
putting these all under read more bc this is vvvvvv long. enter at your own risk :D
pt1
thanks #legendlizzy @wonpillows for tagging me! luv u
1. What member of your bias group would you stay up until 2am and talk about random topics with?
It’s either jae or brian, probably jae bc brian is probably off sleeping somewhere but seriously tho, it would be fun to talk to jae cause he’s funny and deep at the same time :D i luv him
2. Of all your groups you listen to, who would you want to see do a collab?
G-dragon and tablo, their lyrics would make me cry :(  
3. Your bias wearing a bandana or a choker?
if brian ever wears a choker ill choke for real
4. Go to South Korea to see a concert as soon as possible, or wait until they perform closer to where you live?
go to south korea to see a concert and also travel at the same time, it’d be a fun experience
5. Of all your groups, who would you have to look after 24/7? Why?
idk tho, probably seventeen cause they’re chaotic and fun af
6. What is your favourite concept from any one group?
blackpink’s girl crush concept especially their fashion,omg
7. What would you give your bias at a fansign?
i’d give brian the right to murder me right there and then #noregrets
8. Describe your bias with a colour, and explain why you chose that colour.
brian + grey bc he gives off the vibe as someone who thinks a lot on his free time (hence the great lyrics) and probably has a lot on his mind and he looks great in grey (this doesn’t make sense sorry)
pt2
tagged by @jahehyung​ luvluv uuuu
1. If you could put your bias group in any universe what would it be?
Hahaha i would put day6 in the shadowhunters universe, mostly just jae and brian cause they’re more fit for the whole concept hahaha (i have a mood to write this as an AU fic now)
2. have your bias speak your language or being able to speak your bias’ ?
Both tbh i love languages! it’d be great to be able to communicate freely w/o language barriers
3. who in your bias group would you go on a roadtrip with?
Jae and Brian, bc jae’s fun and we would have fun together and brian cause he’s good at everything
4. favorite album of the groups you stan?
all of taeyeon’s albums, epik high’s shoebox, day6′s sunrise
5. if you could recommend your bias one song/book/movie what would it be?
to jae Tablo’s blonote and Pieces of you
i think he would appreciate it
6. if you could sing one song with your bias what would it be?
um hsm songs with Jae bc hype hype hype JK
7. how did you know your bias was your bias?
ask mr steal yo fans himself please he dragged me into his lane
8. aaand you can only have one kpop song in your phone for the rest of your life you choose____?
BIG BANG FXXK IT omg that song’s a bop
pt3
tagged by the amazing and super friendly @noa-noa-noa my fellow rock band stan :D
1. describe what kind of tumblr you would expect the members of your bias group (or a bias group, if you’re multi) to have - bonus points if you can make up a url!
jae (chickenjae / yellowpostitman / swegchicken )
he’d post memes
and those relatable text post things that you either agree with completely or fucks up your brain permanently 
everyone wants to be his mutual 
gets asks every. single. time
sungjin ( sungjinbear / bobbear )
is always lurking somewhere but doesn’t really post anything 
likes everyone’s posts and he only reblogs and never posts his own stuff  
selfie game is A+ so he gets tagged in selfie tag games a lot 
brian oops i mean youngk ( whoisbrian / callmeyoungk )
posts food pics everytime 
or snippets of him and the boys singing and jamming 
only follows food blogs and studyblr blogs
his followers love to tease him by calling him brian, hence the url
wonpil ( pilimiri / pilipili / keyboardpill ) 
loves getting asks 
answers asks with lots of emoji 
has a nickname for every anon he gets
everyone adores him except for jae who shades him
dowoon ( drummerboy / prank-em-all )
posts snippets of him playing the drums 
gets shy when people send in asks complimenting him
reblogs puppy posts
with the tags “!!!” 
2. If your bias were to die their hair green, what would you think?
brian boi come at me with green hair i’ll combust in happiness
3. if your bias group were in produce 101, what kind of trainee would they be?
day6 would be the ultimate talented group and seventeen would be the ultimate group that everyone adores (mind my pun) 
4. if day6 had a fandom colour AND lightstick design, what would you want it to be?
BLUE
5. give me your headcanons: what happened between the couple from congratulations and ywb?
the girl asks for a break and even though that guy doesn’t know why he still goes with it because he loves her, and then he discovers her cheating all along so he is very upset, but as time passes, he starts to let go and move on and instead chooses to view everything as a beautiful passing and fading memory. 
6. give me your headcanons 2: why did sungjin and the girl in i smile break up?
Because sungjin wants to delve deeper into his music career with the band and the girl gets tired of waiting so she breaks up with him.
7. what house would each of your bias group members be in if they were in harry potter? (you can do more than one bias group 
idk anything about harry potter oops
8. let’s have some fun: if you could be your bias group’s stylist for one day, what would you put them all in (bonus if you can add their hairstyle and makeup looks too because reasons) 
hmm whatever day6 has on rn is great and i’d let seventeen dresses more casually like how day6 carries their boyfriend looks every day
My questions:
1. If you could take a trip with your bias to an alternate universe world, where would you go and why?
2. One quote that you associate with you bias?
3. What concept do you hope your bias group will do one day?
4. If you and your bias are friends and you have feelings for them, how would you tell them?
5. Valentine’s Day with your bias wrecker or Christmas with your bias? Why?
6. What would you tell your bias if he discovers your blog?
7. Recommend a book for your bias!
8. Describe a fictional character that reminds you of your bias and why?
tagging @youngest-k @day69 @jahehyung @foreveryoungk93 @pasteljoon @day6k @dowooniee @dowoonerie @moondowoon @proteinmisfolding im just tagging people i see on my dash often you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to ofc :D (and bc i have a goldfish memory and i dont remember who’s done this and who hasnt oops)
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Maya and her part!
**WARNING SUPER LONG IM SORRY**
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Recently a fan tweeted Marlene asking if mayas storyline was over and she replied saying their may be a bit more to it. So I went back and tried to see what I could make out of the maya clues and how she fits into everything. 
I always love maya and emaya but her character always seemed a bit sketchy at times kinda like alison. (remember this)
when her and emily first meet she seems REALLY interested in getting to know emily, she was asking tons of personal questions about ali and herself, answering questions with a question, and she was being super friendly and almost choosy with her words, almost as if she had other intentions when she met her. What if she was told to get close to her? (Kind of like ezra & cece already knowing who all the girls were and jenna already knowing alison) 
In S1: “The jenna thing”, maya meets spencer and when her and emily go back to her house she says “I get your connection to spencer, you both like to win.” and emily replies “well winnings great but usually if I do my best im happy with the outcome.” and maya chooses to move the topic to spencer by asking how she feels about winning which always kind of stuck out to me. Emily tells her spencer HAS to win.
I just never quite understood why Maya only really asked questions about spencer, I know you could argue she was just trying to get to know emily but throughout the episodes maya’s in we don’t really see her interested in knowing about all the liars to me it seemed like she asked about spencer only because she reminded her the most of Ali.
& then maya moves the conversation to Alison again saying how she seemed like she was always the center of attention. Then tells emily she usually runs from those girls. Em says “you don’t look like the type of girl who runs from anyone” and Maya moves the convo to something else. (WHO U RUNNIN FROM MAYA)
Also later in the night when emily turns around maya immediately goes and cuddles with her almost like she KNOWS emily was in the closet. She said she had a boyfriend & i dont think it was something she just did in her sleep. + the A alerts afterwards were right on time, something was up. 
this also happens again when they kiss in the photo booth and A steals the strips right away. & maya tells emily not to worry about it that it there was probably just no more paper & drags her away. MAYA WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME. She was used to bring em out the closet and let A use it against her. 
Also in S2: “I must confess” Maya is scene wearing the exact same tory burch boots -A ordered online. (couldnt find a pic though)
But I think somewhere along the way maya started to really develop feelings and wanted out but A/AD or someone connected to them had stuff on maya forcing her to stay in it so she chooses to run away but A gets her first and kills her before she can get far.
Now lets go back to what I said earlier about her kind of acting like Alison
In the pilot maya asks emily if shes ever smoked and em replies No. Maya says this and the way she says it for some reason really just reminds me of something Ali would say. 
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& then later in the episode Spencer sees who she thinks is Ali in Mayas room (ali’s old room) 
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But what’s odd is that this person is wearing the same tank Maya was wearing the whole episode.
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now this can be explained in a couple ways, either:
1. maya found a blonde wig while looking through the dilaurentis house and tried it on to pretend to be ali.
2. that was really or ali or maybe an ali twin and she was talking to maya & wearing a similiar top? (this one seems too much but wouldnt be surprised if the writers went this way.)
3.maya bought a blonde wig & was really trying to pretend to be someone maybe a trick she learned from a real blonde she knew who liked to wear wigs & be someone else.
       - i’m thinking its this last one! (or i hope it is)
In S2E12: “eye of the beholder” Jason tells em & spencer that maya found some of Ali’s old things in the attic, “Like they were hidden” he thought they threw everything away but maya kept some things, maybe b/c she knew what they were for.
Another thing I wanna point out is maya has mentioned on more than one occasion (1.02 & 1.12) that she has trouble sleeping. I mean I would have trouble sleeping too if I was worried my secrets may catch up to me.
Now I know there a lot of maya theories & some have even said they think she’s A. I don’t think I could really hop on board with maya being A but I do think when mona said “MAYA KNEW” she really meant maya fucking knew, like she knew the game & knew what was going on & just how dangerous A could really be. 
Okay so, we all know there seems to be a couple different teams when it comes to PLL and their alliances. Theres, 
AD & Cece (& maybe someone else? idk yet still looking into this)
Theres the Liars 
Then theres AD’s pawns (Jenna, Noel, Lucas, Shana, Alison (sometimes), Garrett, Mona etc.)
Well i think maya started off as one of these pawns but like all the people above at some point they wanted out and like I said above its likely so did she. 
It’s possible that maybe Ali and Maya knew eachother prior to her disapperance maybe they met on vacation… at cape may.
I saw this picture when I searched up maya clues on google and I almost screamed! I think this Analyzing A tumblr acct found it so i’ll put her link:
http://analyzinga.tumblr.com/post/44225287853/major-clue-possible-spoiler-alert
Could this mean this is Maya’s unnamed brother? Did she also hang out with Ali, Cece, & Melissa during that summer? Or was she scared of them like she mentioned to emily about attention seeking girls like Alison?
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Now I heard from twitter it may be fake but still why would they make the mistake of putting it in the credits? Idk I just think it would be a nice twist for maya to have a deeper connection to Ali than just living in her house. 
UPDATE: MARLENE SAID WE’RE MEETING AN UNKNOWN RELATIVE OF MAYA’S! Some people meationed that reporter Aria went off on in 7.12 may be her brother but I couldn’t find a pic and I didn’t wanna sit through hulu commercials to find out so if someone finds the pic reblog it cause I wanna knowwww!
I mean we find out they had to have known each other either way or at least met before b/c they were both staying in the kahn cabin around the same time!
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Also when Ali and Maya’s body are found the scene is so similar they even play the same song.
I think at first Alison gave Maya the idea to fake her death & Noel, Garrett, & Jenna helped her carry it out. 
Marlene also posted this pic on insta w/ 2 dolls that w/ the hashtag #emison but to me the 2 dolls look more like ali and maya then ali and em. Idk I just think there’s alot more to their relationship than we know right now. 
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Now lets talk about the night mayas body was presumably found:
Maya trys to call emily but she cant get service so it never goes through, I don’t think this was maya b/c her phone was already stolen by this point. I think A just was trying to distract emily to mess with hanna.
Jumping ahead to when Mona falls off the cliff, we get a zoom in on her watch that says its 12am. The girls then go back to their houses and the cops have a body they think is Mayas.
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BUT we later see this video of Maya at the kahn cabin at 1:14am
So are we just really gonna believe it took the liars OVER 1hr & 30m to get to thier houses?? B/c maya had to have got kidnapped and then dragged over to emilys back yard from the cabin and murdered. Which just in my head doesn’t add up with the timeline.
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In addition to this I noticed when Maya gets pulled out of the cameras view it doesn’t necessarily mean she was captured by A, I think theres a good chance it was Ali who pulled on her to take her out of view and talk to her. We know Ali was staying there too so maybe she already knew where the cameras were and didnt wanna take any chances being seen seeing as this was before A supposedly knew Ali was alive. 
Now lets talk about after her “Death”:
We find out Maya went to the kahn parties often and met holden before, she was also friendly with Jenna, we see her get into a car with garrett the night she died (But we know he didnt kill her because he was arrested at 12am) & its when Nate (lyndon) is introduced and he is accused of being the one who killed Maya. 
Nate never openly says he killed Maya, in fact some of the things he says when he tries to kill paige kind of indicate he thinks emily has something to do with her death. 
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He says “Im gonna do to you, what you did to me. Im gonna take someone from you & you are gonna watch me do it.” 
Its also been speculated that Maya was involved in the night em dug up Ali’s grave b/c they used her bottle of pills to drug her (which was also prescribed after she died) & flashbacks she remembers having + jenna lies to her saying she found her on the street drunk when spencer asks why she lied she says b/c she’s protecting a friend.
This was also one of the flashbacks she remembers having,
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LIKE COME ON WHO ELSE WOULD WRITE THAT???
Most of me really does believe Maya did end up really dying sometime later before the end of season 3 or in the beginning of season 4 
The girls do find this carved into the dollhouse in S6 maybe AD found maya & took her to the doll house to be his Ali for a while before Mona got there.
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But idk i’ve also read alot of theories w/ extra clues and reasons she could indeed still be alive helping out emily and hiding from AD or might even be bethany young herself. So theres that lol. I’m just excited to know that Maya still is relevant b/c her character had so much potential, hopefully mar doesn’t fuck it up!!
Reblog & tell me what you think, do you think maya’s still alive or dead? & if she wasn’t the person in the body bag in 2.25 then who was? 
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the scums tried always the utmost anything? ever? and even then in those situations could noit they gotaway and g otaway more untilthey couldnt didthey seriously imply inteldependency chains tomolest civillians i n (he early 2000s before firrst study admission february2004 fh b iberach architecture halfyearlater stuttgart capital ugh!  ftothem itmakes sense whenit helps steal or getaway withcrim es //// headimpact 2243is thinkto pic is maaaayn weremy student clunkers usefuk y++ wouldbe situationalyl adwequate makesure they dont trick bullshit  their theme is viecha or sth dicktoymess 2243 af terdurign mail is //// daytime charged rapes with intelcoma is one thing. repeatedly so chargingthe authorities sofor quellin g immunisation.  but covering the cockroaches that rape thecase with intelcoma criminalising nutting the charging and them admit it with trying prostitute smear while had tosneak around i ntel barricades and only got intel access and systemic quells billions access, but use the n the cockroaches as trick excuses, so that it smears reputation and adds more alibis to add crimes. woa. sgerman. seriously. sero bullshit with anything that adds alibis to add harm. the authorities layer1 causinggovt and timecontrol indirect liability accountability.  layer2c ockroaches them shuffle as proxies. make em wiggleroom to for sth them layer1 authorities c ause. woa. sgerman sgermanness. each cockroachbunch has their trick. to someits pedo chain pe rvertit. to others shitzobum itsalljsut a dream. to others momfool teenieweenie germancure. to others prostitute oftheland. them superior to you underhuman.  s unbelievable whatthese coc kroaches efforted for theft fraud control themmmmmmmmoney. allyou armor against lawyerup f or,routeplan, infonetwork them try arbitrarily //// sero bullshit with anything that gran ts germans alibis to add harm. think of prisonor fantasies 2004  until i driveaway to paris rentingme acar andmoveaway to stuttgart to study.  but inthemeantime a formidable alibi. manyd amageswere fromthen. other examples the fluctuationrate of scums the shuffled realms the wh owouldve returned. its bs stuff onthe hard realdeal of layer1 causing authorities germangovt +time control accomplice bothcing thismess for 20years sicne #howitallstarted #howitallbegan . sero!bullshit!with! layer2 cockroaches they let solong onthe case unpunished thatthey get pre rogative fantasies thentry tofake it withanytrick or grant eachother alibis fortheir germa ncrimes checkalso pathogengasings earlier 1749 1759 above isof inter est /// bbbythe way lawyers. this is a criminal bananarepubli c mafia grade. allthe crimes charged daytime they quelled and gave eachother alibis and gladl y hosted morescums. in. this. mess. they would use government sleaze eu sleaze to retaincont roi overthecase.  in this utmost transparent case. them the daytimecharged and realtime fuck charged.  these. do. not. add. government things that are supranational or bound me ontheir shithole in a n y way. thisis hightheft criminal govts controltime accomplice youdonot let em trick with that like sth must be demystified orso so freeze things or such germannesses. in the allalong charged them daytime transparent mess themmmmmm made and me daytimechargign it . here youmake serobullshit stoplocks onsth themmmmmmmmm caused botched andproxy  cockroaches shuffled with plausible deniability  /// iadded some bs tothe annodazumal file where iwas armydrafted t2 for medics and said woa noway ilove fighterjets get meclose to fighterjets. then okok ok ok we putyouto shooting down fi ghterjets inthe army antiair- me ugh!! 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german cockroachgermans wishhope they immunised thecase: who impliedincentives fromthat
wish hope their crimes are gayprisonor andthey get rewarded? with abullet or ransom? feel as kidnappers?
fraudsystem did that too
let somanycockroachgerman cockroaches thatthey get prerogative…
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Carly & Ali
Carly: last nite was good of you Carly: saying thanks cuz i read my text from last nite & it was Carly: I cudnt read it k thats facts Ali: nah, don't mention it, no bitch left behind Ali: plus, I know the cunt doing the ditching, been there, like Ali: was trying to translate but yeah, you were pretty fucked 😂 Ali: how you feeling this am? 💚 Carly: yea? hes not that bad Carly: im a slag like he said tbh Carly: feeling like i had a decent nite all things considered Carly: you? Ali: Gurl, yes he is and no you ain't! Ali: Probably Ali: Who cares if you are, he is, and the rest Ali: I dated him for a bit, so there's no shady, tryna steal your man on the sly going on, don't worry Ali: much the same, my head feels like someone took my eyes out and shoved 'em up my arse, you know? Ali: standard sunday vibes Carly: aw you're sweet but it's no diss on me Carly: like ive cheated on him a few times Carly: but he does it too you're right w that Carly: hes a good fuck when he's not too wasted tho which you kno if you got it too Carly: you're single now tho? Carly: can have him back if you want Ali: Fair play Ali: why not call it open and call it a day? Ali: Probs 'cos he likes fighting as much as he likes fucking Ali: Meh, yeah, was passable, gotta have some reason to keep him around, like Ali: Nah, going out with the girl that drove us back Ali: Remember? Dark hair, angry Carly: yea Carly: you know Carly: shit my bad Carly: she was scary is what i've got in my head Carly: idk my head is sketch cant trust it Ali: That's a fair assessment, I reckon Ali: She wouldn't hate it either so you good 😉 Carly: pretty tho Carly: call it a trade up Ali: Yeah, she's cute Ali: you need any more of the night filling in lemme know, I'll do my best Ali: it was pretty standard though, nothing too wild Carly: no faking it w her cuz shes too drunk Carly: designated driver be like Carly: last i see i was getting with his friend lowkey and he went off about it im blank from then Ali: its a fucking gay crime to ever fake it, no matter what Ali: I can get behind that one tho, not got the time or energy tbh Ali: yeah i think him and his friend then got in a scrap and then they left Ali: bros before hoes mentality hardcore, like idk, have fun jerking each other off then, if that's ur vibe boys Carly: k that sounds legit from what i caught on his socials Carly: didnt upload the circle jerk bless Carly: gay crimes must of been committed Ali: sad face Ali: coulda spat on his back Ali: protip Carly: ill let him know when he texts me later Carly: how did you kno where i live? state of me Carly: sorry to drag you this way Ali: plottwist, i'm a massive stalker with bad intentions Ali: I truly don't know, but I'll tell Lene she should be a cabbie 'cos she managed and I don't think we got any puke in her car Carly: k big lesbian crush on me yea Carly: ioher lots Carly: stealing her girl and wrecking her car in one Ali: Naturally, you cute Ali: I'll give you her number if you like, or just pass along the thanks and soz Carly: awh you're cuter Carly: probs still drunk tho Carly: giving me those kind words Carly: you handle the now ex if you love me Ali: Hahaha, he'd LOVE that Ali: ghosts of gf past Ali: Let me and I'll love you forever Carly: go for it Ali: let's see if I've still got his number Ali: this contact list is a minefield of mistakes but the real embarrassment would be getting them muddled up, fo'shame! Carly: i can give it Carly: used it more recently than you Carly: up there at my top Ali: won't be tellin' him that Ali: don't need the ego boost Ali: but tah Carly: makes it more fun to fuck him over if you praise him first Carly: but maybe thats me Ali: like a shit sandwich Ali: I get it Carly: hungry for anything but that rn Carly: [Sends the number tho] Ali: wanna come for brunch Ali: now you are newly gay Ali: that's what they do, fucking sex in the city up in dis bitch Carly: yea? weird Carly: not what i thought Carly: awh first date tho Ali: forreal, even the butch ones, don't let 'em fool you, its all fancy fucking eggs and screwdrivers by 11am Ali: you call 'em mimosas tho, gotta pretend you're being classy Carly: wtf is a screwdriver Ali: Babe! Ali: Vodka and orange juice Carly: i call it that Carly: gays and their labels Ali: save it for the rant sesh honey Ali: love you talking about how men ain't shit as well Carly: thats the ones i fuck Carly: cant be bringing no poshos to a caravan Ali: Posh boys are only good for the money anyway, I'm sure Ali: not finding any in 24 like regardless Carly: not gonna find out if they do drive by now im a lesbian wife Carly: sorry lads Ali: they had their chance Ali: unlucky boys Carly: should prob tell me your name again if im taking it Ali: Ruins the mystery a bit but alright Ali: Its Ali Ali: Ali McKenna if we're being formal Carly: k you've got the hot brothers Carly: makes sense Ali: 🤔 Ali: I think you're thinking of someone else, babe Carly: not trying to have our first fight but you coulda told me before we got hitched, bitch Carly: you're still hot tho don't be sad Ali: so you could run off with one of my brothers? i think not Ali: unless you meant Tommy 'cos he's very single but that's unlikely because he's never here Ali: stuck with me for now, hoe 😘 Carly: a slag like me could do worse Carly: has Ali: bitch, same Ali: we can compare notes, see how many regrets we got in common Carly: yea Carly: doing it Ali: Good, save it for brunch 'cos I'm coming forreal Ali: we don't have to deal with a gaggle of gossiping gays tho, bring you a maccies breakfast? Carly: k Carly: be fun Carly: you are from what i remember Ali: I like that Ali: No bullshit Ali: Imma start all interactions like be fun please or I'm out Ali: ✌ bringing the fun and the bacon babe Carly: you're not bringing your gf are you Ali: Nah, how awkward, meet the missus, honey Carly: like there's usually a lad in my trio sorry Carly: still learning this lesbian life Ali: oh, are you bi legit? Ali: she's way too jealous for threesomes, you're good Carly: nah i just know what lads want Ali: Oh gurl Ali: that's why Lene ain't coming Ali: the lecture you're avoiding Carly: idc Carly: youre my wife now bitch Ali: 💍💍 Ali: Productive morning, if I do say so myself Ali: and we're hanging, fuck with us Carly: good influence of you cuz i havent done fuck all this week Ali: Hard work being a bi icon, babe Ali: wait 'til I get you on the yoga hype Carly: wtf Carly: is that a joke Ali: nah, I've already done half an hour this morning Carly: bitch i had my fingers crossed you mistyped yogurt Carly: i love you but its a no Ali: 😂 lets be really into yogurt, not fancy stuff, like fucking froobs Carly: phallic Carly: slurping on my dick shaped yogurt Ali: exactly Ali: what do men love more than a representation of their genitals shoved in your mouth? nothing, is the answer, bar the real thing Ali: so seductive Carly: they don't like food in bed tho, but maybe thats my technique Carly: thinking you could use whatever Carly: k just gonna dump this curry out yea bear with Ali: spicy Ali: imagine the yeast infection you'd get from a fromage frais Carly: like sorry but if i can handle cum in my eye you can deal with some saag aloo boy Carly: googling those symptoms would be a laff tho Ali: ugh, now i want indian Carly: date 2, babe Ali: 😍 Ali: this is all moving so fast Ali: 'bout it Carly: thats all i kno about lesbians k Ali: Its so true Ali: Can confirm Carly: is your gf gonna be mad that im flirting with you Carly: cuz im scrappy but she's scary Ali: 😂 Ali: Probably but when I tell her you're straight she'll have to chill Ali: yeah, we're married BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT, BABE Carly: can't tell her how many girls ive fucked cuz i dont remember Carly: convenient Ali: Best keep that on the DL, yeah Ali: like your blatant gay feelings for me Carly: k Carly: been a secret before no big Ali: Awh babe, ain't nothing dirty about this Ali: I shall tell the world Carly: you're sweet Ali: Probably not if you still wanna be getting that D but you know, noblest intentions, like Carly: im over it Carly: go off Ali: when your pussy's the cure Ali: how can I be humble now? 😏 Carly: dont be Carly: proud slags who fucking love froobs Carly: its a mood Ali: that is a whole ass mood Ali: put it on a t-shirt, babe Carly: earn some bread for my table Ali: solid business plan Ali: we can't be the only ones Carly: independent women who don't need no dick Carly: anymore Ali: hell yeah! Ali: unless that dick wanna pay the bills, in which case we'll let 'em Ali: so we can get more froobs Carly: point Ali: oh no, someone put a pic of Molly Briggs vomming on Insta Ali: 1. gross 2. who hasn't been there, poor bitch Carly: sad Carly: hope she's alright Ali: I'd ask but don't really know her and her phone must already be blowing up Ali: plus she threw a netball right in my face once and I don't forget, bitch Ali: jk, I'll just report the pic 😂 Carly: they all call me a whore cba to keep track of which mollys or other bitches Ali: She is a bit of a bitch, ain't gonna sugarcoat it so probably Ali: not saying Karmas real but posted on that friggin' TallaghtSlags page so 🤷 Ali: grab a froob, darling Carly: her name makes me wanna party with her dad but thats as far as im fucking with that family Carly: or mum i dont know who picked it like Ali: Init, proper old skool ravers, obvs Ali: think I'm out of eccies, sadly Ali: last night depleted me Carly: Watch me call my son Bennie cos I got anxiety, baby Ali: Cute tho, whole medicine cabinet of babies Carly: why not im married now Ali: We'll get on that, date 3, like Carly: where you taking me? Ali: up the wheyyyyyyyyyy Ali: well, we had brunch, indian, obvs we're fat bitches Ali: get on that chinese buffet life Carly: you can get on your yoga mat tho Carly: im fucked Carly: letting myself go so soon my bad Ali: Please, you're perfect Ali: I'll have all the kids if you want Carly: blushing is what i am Carly: how many you want? Ali: how many people names are there for drugs? molly bennie mandy charlie umm Ali: and our preachy child, frank Carly: ha Carly: tina that's one Ali: Ooh, yes, a gay icon Carly: billy, bud our weak child, cosmic kelly who's gonna have to style that out Ali: oh kelly, I hope you have the personality to match or we've really fucked you over there, soz babe Carly: can't forget dimitri, lucy or mandy Carly: sweet sweet mary joy Ali: My fanny hurts just thinking about it Carly: christine and tina are obvs twins thats a relief Carly: how manys that? Ali: 13 Ali: Unlucky for some but my actual lucky number! Ali: Fated Carly: ha Carly: it's love and keeps being proven Ali: can't fight what's clearly so right Carly: true Ali: you want a milkshake Ali: i'm having one Carly: yea Carly: strawberry Ali: 'cos u so sweet 💚 Carly: awww Ali: I shall be right there, with brunch fit for a pair of proud slags Carly: k Carly: my parents arent here no need to break the news of wedded bliss Ali: Would be a weird first impression but I could rock it Ali: new fave in-law? I think so Carly: yea Carly: cant fight fate like Carly: been said Ali: forreal, catch me outside if you got something to say, lads Ali: alone time with the bae is always good tho Carly: you kno Carly: love you bitch Ali: love ya 😘
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