#dont mind my rambling

[kayime]

[eisenkrahe]

He's just beautiful though. Send help.

[trashynyland]

Personal opinion:

(Absolutely no hate to other ships. This is just me loosing my mind at 2am for Grumbo ship. More of a mindless rant with more sadness than anything else.)

I need more Grumbo. None of this MumScarian shit. Just Grumbo. I don't wanna see anymore Scar added to the Grumbo ship. Just Grumbo. Please man. There's too much MumScarian shit. I want my old Grumbo bois back.

I look up that good Grumbo shit on ao3 and exclude all Scar from the ship and literally that cuts the amount of fan fiction on that tag in half. What do you mean there's only 10 active fan fictions of only Grumbo?! What do you mean almost all the Grumbo stories are discontinued!? NNNNUUUUUUUUUU!!!

I refuse to read the MumScarian or Scarian fan fictions. No no. I want my original Grumbo duo. I need it. They always base so close together man. Every season they get closer and closer. Bro they have children together. Grian has only said "I love you" to Mumbo, man. He's only ever made a summoning ritual for Mumbo. They're so desperate for each other.

Mumbo needs to step up his game dude. The more he and Grian interact the more hopefully Grumbo only fan fiction I'll see.

I'm so dehydrated from lack of Grumbo.

[mosslingg-sideblog]

"Stanley understands memes/pop culture and Narrator doesn't"

YOU FOOLS. Narrator canonically has internet access. Stanley was created by him and I don't see why Narrator would put meme knowledge in his brain or have wifi in the office as it's of no importance to the Story. If there's someone who'd know what Goncharov or kawaii culture are, it's Narrator.

[fallen6253]

Little extra ORV thingy (bc I can't shut up apparently)

Just coming to the realization that Han Sooyoung’s Avatar skill (as it stems from her author title) comes from the tendency of a writer to place themselves in someone else’s shoes in like the most ORV way.  They pretend to be someone else for a moment and gauge their emotions, actions, what they experience.  And that sort of copies into the real world as a clone skill.  They create this whole other person that may resemble someone else but has not existed that way until now.  So each time I see the Avatar skill in effect I think about the sort of characters Han Sooyoung thinks about.  The people she sees in the world and takes inspiration from for whatever character she needs in a moment.  And I think about how she uses this same sort of inspiration when she wrote both novels, but they were in a more direct way.  When writing TWSA she brought together whatever she could remember about the original, whatever Kim Dokja told her, what Yoo Joonghyuk said or showed, and any of her own experiences.  Then the same thing happened when she wrote ORV, it was just on a larger, more personal scale.  Every piece from the company and herself, she carefully translated and placed into the novel so it would be comprehensible.  

Love the looping theme too where she becomes an author with the Avatar, and also develops a weird form of DID because of it too.

I know this was likely explained long ago by the novel or someone else, but I wanted to say it myself anyway. And it's like really hitting me now.

[cocrante]

Every now and then I find myself lost in staring into emptiness and wondering how lucky al-Haitham is to have a beautiful, pure and brilliant person like Kaveh in his life. I mean, I believe we don't talk enough about this architect who hides so many skills and talents. He's a positive presence in Haitham's life despite their bickerings. He keeps their home clean and cozy, cooks for him and shows genuine interest in his partner's mysterious life...

Al-Haitham won the Teyvat lottery

[roseofdarknessblog]

OMG!!! It's past midnight here so it's officially September now! Fall is here, we made it! The four most beautiful months of the year are upon us!

You have no idea how happy this makes me every single year!

[avonne-writes]

Lucemond Arranged Marriage AU where they struggle to discover sexual intimacy together.

Neither of them knows how to go about it because apart from older brothers/mentors taking a young boy to a brothel, there's not much sex ed out there. Since Aemond was basically traumatised by what Aegon showed him that one night, he loses his arousal every time he thinks of those memories. Which makes things a tad difficult, because he doesn’t know what else to think of.

Meanwhile, Luke had Jace, who explained the mechanics in a clinical way, nothing hands on, and talked only about women. But Aemond's body is very different from a maiden's, and Luke is terrified of doing something Aemond doesn't like.

Their first few attempts are absolute disasters. Clammy hands, too-dry touches, pain and flagging erections. Too much embarrassment to bear. They lash out at each other, and Aemond storms out of Luke's chambers, swearing that he will never come back. In his frustration, Luke yells after him that he doesn't want to have sex with him ever again.

Funnily enough, having the weight of that expectation off his back helps Aemond relax. When he and Luke start warming up to each other, he only goes for the things he craves, like hugs and kisses. And those are phenomenal - everything is fluid and sweet and magical. Slowly, he dares touch Luke's thighs too. Then, Luke wants them to take their shirts off. That still feels good. Aemond's mind is still pleasantly blank. He strokes Luke's chest, his stomach, then goes even lower.

Both of their breeches are open and they're rubbing against each other when Aemond realizes that this is actually sex. He tenses up but he's already leaking and hard enough to cut rock, so when Luke touches him it feels right this time. There's no going back. They finally manage to finish together.

As they lie there after, they both feel awkward and nervous about their performance, but eventually, Luke gathers his courage to squeeze Aemond's hand. After a moment, Aemond squeezes back.

[scruffyssketchbook]

Meet Rich! He's rich LOL, literally was adopted by the king and queen of Almia (No the Queen and King are not eeveelutions), and is SUPER PAMPERED!!! He's a bit naive and snobbish, BUT he is looking for LOVE!!!! He wants the Perfect girl to be his <3 and who knows!! She might find him >w>

meanwhile his cousin...

Cody!! Dirt poor, living in the castle outskirts by himself cause Rich is his only family and he has no where else to go!. His prized possession is this old laptop!!! It's a bit slow, but it works!!!! He has a crush on his online friend!! A certain bubbly espeon~ I'm rooting for you, Cody!!! <3

[jazeswhbhaven]

Ever think about how devil voices sound nice and coherent for the sake of the game when in reality they probably sound closer to something out of a nightmare and very growly, jumbled throaty speech?

RAWWRGHAGAU? AHHHRRERRGAH RRR NAADGGK Vrrer BRRR! = You really mean it? Fuck yes, I'm down for that!

Now imagine hearing that and it doesn't translate whatsoever and you just have to go off their face to see if that means a good thing 😭

[kayime]

another one of their things

bonus:

[thisisvalid3]

I have no idea if anyone has ever brought this up or even thought of it but Please,Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want ('84) and For Once In My Life ('68) are such Byler coded songs.

The 1st really leans more towards Will in his desperation to finally have something (let's say Mike or even just pure happiness) that hes wanted for so long and has been continously taken from him in a life that's been so painful and unforgiving for him.

For Once in My Life on the other hand is really joyful if you're going by tune itself and even most of the lyrics, however. It has lyrics that speak more towards Mike. Bringing up finally having something that won't leave him and someone who needs him (which we see is something Mike wants i.e. to be needed). This song however is more of a happy climax. Opposed to Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want which is more desperately hopeful.

These both would go so well for s5 and can really be interchangeable between the two but For Once In My Life could also go well with both boys in some sort of love climax/confession.

I just also like that both songs use the phrase 'for once in my life" and that if you put the titles together you get "for once in my life let me get what I want" which is also a lyric in the song by The Smiths

[sandlwd]

Markus as warm dawn, the new birth of day, the first soft light that touches the cold earth, waking the world from twilight or he could be the sun, no not that warm sunshine in summer but the sun that shines bright with fury and rage that burns anything in its way till all is ashes

Connor as the moon, not the moon that represented shadows of the night, but the moon that shines through darkness with stars around brightening this gloom or he could be cold winter, dull, unforgiving freeze, unsympathetic like tall bitter glacier, frostbite that slowly eating you away, piercing like a hunter that hunts not for survival but a hunter with a hollow chest instead of a heart

Depends on the path you choose for them

[sadberrystuff]

WHOO BOY DO I HAVE SMTH TO SAY ABOUT THE COFFEE THEORY (GO2 SPOILERS lol)

I am a believer in the Coffee Theory. Do I hate Azi? Couldn’t if I was at gunpoint. Do I blame him? Absolutely not. Do I think he’s brainwashed and totally out of control? Nope. Do I think he still is conscious and making decisions based on religious trauma and his heavenly conscience? Yup.

Now, there’s two things I think will happen, and I’m just gonna call em the Basic Path and the Raine Path, and I’ll explain why.

On the Basic Path, pretty much the entire Coffee Theory is true. The Metatron used a combination of miracles and/or almonds (which some speculate have the ability to brainwash) to control Aziraphale and manipulate him into betraying Crowley. I STRONGLY believe that Azi’s words and actions during the final scene were just a smidge to OOC. Not entirely OOC, but odd enough to suggest that he’s being influenced. He just acted too damn cold for someone who was so warm and excited to get away for a moment with Crowley, dance with him, party with him. He turned him away, straight up said “there’s nothing more to say” and let him go.

So I raise you: The Metatron wants Crowley. He’s likely willing to use Azi either as a bargaining force, or if needed, as bait. He’s seen them, and he knows that Crowley depends on Azi to live. He probably knows that sometime soon, Crowley will run back to Azi and apologize and try to mend things, despite his attempts to forget him. God knows what the Metatron could want with him, but as he had security clearance in Heaven and was important enough to be given the gift of creation, I think it’s fair to assume that Crowley was very, very powerful as an Angel. And whatever the Metatron wants won’t be good.

That brings me to the Raine Theory. Y’all TOH fans (I see you depressed gay weirdos) know what I’m about to propose. AZI IS FAKING IT. You can’t tell me with a straight face that him acting off doesn’t feel like Follies at the Coven Day Parade at least a little. So what if The Metatron DID miracle the coffee to be able to control him (maybe if he had miracled Azi directly it would have caused problems so he had to do it indirectly) but Azi used one of those miracle cancelling slips? He’s already demonstrated a great amount of skill in misdirection and even saved his own ass by swapping papers via magic. That last look that Azi has, the solemn and tearful look with his fingers pressed to his lips, screams “I wish I could have returned it”. He looks hopeful and determined in the elevator. He may be convinced that he’s saving Crowley, or that he’ll take down the Metatron with the help of inside forces. And Crowley is probably *sigh* going to intervene and try to help.

I don’t think it’s fair to outright dismiss the Coffee Theory, nor is it fair to outright dismiss Aziraphale’s actions as OOC, because they were heartfelt and followed his moral code. I just wanted to throw my opinion in the fray because I’m REALLY hoping for the Raine Theory to pull through because I can’t get enough of the faking-being-hypnotized trope

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

Everything that was ever important to me now sits inside a ziplock bag that can fit in the palm of my hand....And five years later, I still miss her more than I thought possible. She kept me alive. She was my best friend of 17 years, and I'm truly lost without her. I think I always will be.

[xhaoticprince]

So I've got this personal favorite Sirius black headcanon and I need you to hear me out: québécois sirius.

We kind of all agreed on the black family being french. And in my head of french person, they're those really obnoxious parisiens, the ones that are filthy rich and own not just a big apartment but a whole ass building. The ones who'll look at the rest of france and think: "peasants" (it's them, you can't deny it's them)

And in the middle of this there's Sirius who keep finding knew ways to piss them off. The last one in date he found is such: french québécois. And they hate it because for them it's such a disgrace to have their son talking with the québécois accent (they have no idea how long and hard he worked to pull it off).

Because I just want to see sirius dead set on learning how to talk québécois french and how to speak with their accent since he knows his parents can barely understand it and hate it because they think it isn't noble.

Can you imagine this family obsessed with appearances, being pur and their status. And in the middle of this, there's just Sirius who'll randomly says things like "tabarnak", "chum" (boyfriend, sometimes best friend), "être tanné" (being tired, annoyed of/at smth) or "chicane" (an argument) just to piss them off