#doofenshmirtz

[irlwakko]

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[lirhyapetitpain]

A Bold Bluff When you're an evil mastermind but the weird dumbass pharmacist outsmarted you

[1544cimn]

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS AJAJAKSLSHAK

I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED!!!!!

[shima-draws]

[oakdll]

phineas and ferb is genuinely so funny. my taste as an 8 year old was impeccable

there’s a scene in excaliferb of malifeshmirtz (doof) walking down a spiral staircase, and he tells a story that is completely nonsensical because whenever he goes behind the stairs his voice gets muffled. the first two times it’s a funny gag, but the third time he mumbles behind the staircase and exits saying “and that’s what i said because i had a gag on my mouth” and that is genuinely the funniest shit oh my god

[perry-the-platypus-plumber]

someone who has never watched phineas and ferb guess what is happening here

[dooffirmations]

[thedailyplatypics]

People who have never watched Phineas And Ferb please explain this scene

[favcharacterpoll]

QUARTERFINALS MATCH TWO: CECIL VS. DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ

Cecil Propaganda:

"Cecil is not only the Tumblr sexyman, he is the first gay protagonist of a podcast that most of us have ever heard. From the very first episode he was unashamedly queer and no one has ever called him out or given him shit for being gay. He is a gay Jewish fashion disaster who is the mouthpiece for an incredibly bizarre town and plays the whole “this horrifying thing is completely normal”thing so well. If Cecil wasn’t there, I think a lot of people wouldn’t have felt so accepted for just being who they were. Cecil is an inspiration and the queer podcast rep we all deserved as we were growing."

"he’s gay. he’s a dilf. he’s ageless. he has been since there’s was nothing and he’s still here after the world ended. he can summon music. his mother is a oracle his father is a tree. his cat is a man who got cursed and also has wings a stinger and poison??? he thinks a tutu and crocs is formal wear and has talked to god and she said ‘I love you. I’m sorry’. he’s definitely guilty of manslaughter from negligence"

"this is the website Night Vale built!"

☠Matt Damon, Eda Clawthorne, LL!ZombieCleo, Aelita Schaeffer, Razputin Aquato, c!Wilbur Soot☠

Dr. Doofenshmirtz Propaganda:

"i wanna rotate him so badly. i want to hold him up like he is my own child. i love this man"

"dr doofenshmirtz is transgender source: trust me"

☠Red, Callie, Percy Jackson, Waymond Wang, Miles Morales☠

[raining-anonymously]

close-ups with alt text below the cut!

[enteringdullsville]

The fact Charlene knows who Norm is has me convinced that she fully knows about Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and that the only reason she doesn’t take Vanessa’s initial concerns seriously is because it’s Heinz.

[divorced-swag-tournament]

Semifinals (B):

[forgottenpnffacts]

Doof is broadly invested in the PnFverse’s music scene.

[wait-for-it-next]

First part of many more to come…

[shima-draws]

My brain: So what if. Stay with me here. Roleswap AU

Me: ...Go on