#dorales

[renmorris]

Given that Harry tends to be right about things in all the worst most painful ways. How in PJÕL the Lund sisters seem to be experiencing Dolores as a parasitic thoughtform that they have to scrub themselves from reality to escape from?

I think Harry did this. Not intentionally and maybe not wholly on his own, but I think his love for Dora and his deification summoned whatever Dolores is. First it made her lungs glow. Then it eroded her entirely.

[alwaysbewoke]

[simply-ivanka]

[sher-ee]

Last night Trump in Doral: "Mothers will never again be forced to watch their children overdosing and hosp--lee. And we will never allow mothers to watch their child hopelessly dying in their arms, screaming, 'What can I do? What can I do? Help me God, what can I do?' We are a nation whose once revered airports are a dirty, crowded mess."

What the actual fuck.

[harrisx28]

Happy Earth Day🌴

[ratatatastic]

"Who's idea was it to put the cone on your head for the parade? Was that all you?" "Zach Eisenberg [Director, Executive Operations]—I think is his name—he takes care of us a lot at Amerant Bank Arena. I don't know his exact role with the team but he's just kind-of always around, and helps us out. He's friends with Brooks [Koepka.] I think he helps Brooks when he comes to the games. Anyways he found a pylon or I think I might have told him—I was pretty drunk at the time but I think I told him to go get a py—'if you could find a pylon, find one!' 'Cuz they sprung that speech on me, kind-of, last second, you know, five minutes before I was supposed to go up there. I'm like, 'What the fuck am I gonna say?' So I had him go grab the pylon and I grabbed it on the side of the stage right before I was gonna do my speech. And luckily all the clips are of that, you know, me telling him to go fuck himself... 'cuz the rest of my speech was terrible. There's really nothing to it! And I'm so happy that, you know, all the clips are only of that so!" "Yeah, we didn't know you said anything else! I thought that was the entire speech!" "That's all that matters!" "Exactly, exactly! I got away with it there!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)

i love finding out they basically told ekky he was gonna have to do a whole speech 5 minutes before he was up while hes been drenched from rainwater and alcohol for like the past 6 hours absolutely pissed out of his mind like yeah no wonder his speech basically culminated to THANK YOU SOUTH FLORIDA AND ALSO GIVE IT UP FOR MY D PARTNER WOOOOO yeah that tracks

"But what golf tournament* were you at shortly after that? Somebody was dressed like a cone? Was that Lomberg who was dressed in like a costume? A cone costume?" "He came—Brooks came up to you—" "No, that was his buddy, that was his buddy. He was actually a Sunrise police officer. I actually saw him last night at the Zach Bryan concert! But yeah, no, that's one of his buddies. No, he was completely put to bed the day after. Right? Like he texted me—I personally didn't care, like, how many people at a hockey game are calling me a cone and telling Barkov he's got no hands like it's—you know, that's hockey. That's sports, right? So I didn't give a shit but—yeah, no, it was all in good fun. And then I got a way to get him back! It's perfect!" "But when you did see the first video of him in the box—and I remember watching that, I'm like, 'this motherfucker is rolling esctasy!' His eyes were fuckin' gigantic, he's like, 'Aaargghh.' Like, 'I can't take him, he's calling me a cone! I can't—' But that is kind-of odd that a professional athlete is gonna call you a cone and he's like a fan of yours...it's just—it was really bizarre!" "Goofy!" "Yeah..." "And his eyes were black which, you know..." "What does that mean?" "I just know what that means... and he was fucked up, you know..." "Yeah, yeah! He was definitely fucked up and he agreed that he was fucked up. And he apologised so I didn't care, obviously. And then when I was at that golf event I should've thrown a beer at his backswing or something—at the LIV event when he was actually competing? I should've fucked with him but I couldn't do it... I couldn't—I couldn't find the courage to throw something at him..." "So did he reach out to you like that night? And say, 'Hey, dude... I was just joking, you know...'" "'I took some pills and...'"

*2023 LIV Golf Team Championship (Miami) held from Oct. 20-22 in Doral

[and i suppose more context here lombo and koepka are friends and he even showed up to his cupday when he went golfing in parkland and not to mention that lombo facilitated koepka apologising to ekky so its why the whole cone costume came to be really]

theres a lot more context about this incident and the ensuing storm after it so for archival sakes here are articles about it (x)(x)(x)(x)(x) because its quite a saga but its water under the bridge and there's only so much tabloid-esque coverage thats been reignited after the ekky speech i can take about an athlete who's dumb enough to insult another guy while hes drunk off as his ass in a fucking public setting

but anyways i think its really funny that i said to myself wow thats an oddly petty thing to admit to you know the whole wanting to throw a beer at his backswing ekky... for such a good vibes sweet man who like the only thing youve particularly said about the cone novella is "we'll never be buddies" to which you quickly retracted and then went "holding ill will against somebody and pulling negativity in your body is never a good thing"

and then i remembered who he attended the liv event with and it all made sense

behind every aqua whos being a little mean there is a much worse much more evil looming presence who is encouraging them down this dark path (a gem but especially a june gem)

truly a tale as old as time

[do-you-read-me-00fu]

[William Afton Voice]

I always come back

[malebimbo]

Saúl "Canelo" Álvarez by Bernardo Doral - Men’s Health México (Apr. 2019)

[world-peace-and-neebs-gaming]

What a neat comedy webseries!

Sure would be a shame if I... took it too seriously...

[renmorris]

one of the things I’ve been chewing on since Martin Luiga confirmed that Dora is for real Dolores Dei is that aside from the cosmic horror angle, which I love. I also love the very simple fact that…

Harry and Dora let each other down.

He couldn’t live to enforce her laws in the world she made, and the system that she created failed to save Harry and uplift Revachol out of poverty. Capitalism requires that poverty exist and Dolores can’t undo the damage it did to Harry just because she’s arbitrarily decided that he deserves to succeed.

She lives in the world she made, with the consequences of her actions but she can always go somewhere else, somewhere more prosperous like Mirova.

[vintagepromotions]

‘Doral does the trick!’

Advertisement for Doral cigarettes in the form of a comic that features a magician, Baldoni the Great, and his assistant (1971).

[simply-ivanka]

[artfulfashion]

Ivan Sanchez for Dior Neo2 2023 photographed by Bernardo Doral

[harrisx28]

Sunflower Umbrellas over CityPlace Doral 🌻

[vladimasters]

Does anyone else remember Doraleus and Associates? Cuz I just remembered it like a decade later and now I can't get the Lady of the Lake out my head 😭 😂

[do-you-read-me-00fu]

A assorted post of ambiguous concerning story-related events…

And then artistically nude— BUT not nude, men

That’s this fic in a nutshell, with some occasional science facts UwU