[3rd year]
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: I don’t know Panda, I just think that gossip is stupid
𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: People just start drama for entertainment, it’s absolutely pointless
𝗗𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗮𝘀 [running in]: Guys you will NEVER guess what I just saw Evan and Barty doing
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: What? What were they doing??
𝗣𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: I thought you didn’t like gossip, Reg
𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝘂𝘀: LET THE GIRL SPEAK, PANDA
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What I think The Marauders + The Skittles college majors would be:
James Potter: Sports Medicine/Kinesiology
Sirius Black: Music
Remus Lupin: History/English Literature
Peter Pettigrew: Film Studies
Lily Evans: Nursing
Mary Macdonald: Linguistics
Marlene Mckinnon: Aviation
Dorcas Meadows: Fashion
Regulus Black: English Literature/Software Engineering
Barty Crouch Jr: Finance
Evan Rosier: Law
Pandora Rosier/Lovegood: Environmental Management
Bonus
Frank Longbottom: Business Studies
Alice Fortescue: Journalism/Communications
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What if I wrote mental asylum/psychiatric ward slytherin skittles fic? Based on the torture poets department?
Like walburga catch jegulus (who have only been dating for a fortnight) and sends regulus there in which he entered the ��cruciatus room’ and undergoes like a lobotomy.
Barty is a psychiatrist there (we need to explore how smart he is, canonically) and falls in love with Evan (who is a psychopath) and we have some sort of Harley Quinn and the joker variant romance thing. (I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can))
Dorcas is there because she went non verbal and low response after Marlene died (would have occurred pre start of fic) and we have a grief journey there. (Loml)
Then pandora (twins with Evan) is schizophrenic but also someone really calming. (Cassandra)
But suddenly walburga died and disowned Sirius inherited Grimauld and while going through her office finds outlet what she did to Reg and we have a whole psychiatric break in by the Marauders.
The journey of like regulus’ recovery would like feature most of the other songs on the album?
WOULD PEOPLE READ THIS OR AN I JUST BEING ADHD HYPER-FIXATION
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𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬.
Regulus trailed behind Barty and Evan, as the latter two were in deep conversation about the newest dark arts teacher. Regulus didn't care much about the teacher, they all disappear within a year.
At the moment, Regulus was being dragged to was a party, being hosted by the Gryffindors. Though he had absolutely no interest in attending, this was possibly the only chance he had to get a glimpse of his brother. Along with messy haired boy he is always with. Entering The Three Broomsticks, loud chatter hit Regulus's ears.
"Reggie, drink?" Evan asked.
"No, it's fine," Regulus shook his head. "I'll get one myself later."
Evan nodded and left to get a drink for himself and Barty.
Barty gave him a grin, "Don't be a bore mate, I know the lions suck but you have to admit, they have amazing parties."
"Don't you have something to do? Like find a corner where you snog Evan the whole night?" Regulus replied in a blank tone.
"You know me," Barty said, clutching his heart dramatically.
Regulus gave out a small smile when he saw Barty going around to find empty spaces. Evan was already busy in a conversation with Pandora and Dorcas. Regulus walked to the bar and ordered himself a butterbeer.
"Here's your drink, dear." Rosemerta gave Regulus his drink with smile, to which he replied with curt nod.
He began to take out his wallet to pay but the barmaid stopped him. "It's paid for," She nodded to the other end of the bar, where stood a grinning James Potter.
Regulus blinked with surprise for a second, before giving a wave of gratitude to James. And James took it as his sign to make contact.
"Baby Black," James smiled brightly, making Regulus wonder, as to just what it was that made him so lively.
"It's just Black," Regulus said in a low tone.
"Well, you are Sirius's little brother, which makes you baby Black."
Regulus scoffed, "And if I wasn't Sirius's little brother?"
"Then our situation would be much different," James said. The smile remained, but his voice was rough.
James leaned in, far too close, yet Regulus hoped he was closer. Goosebumps showed on his skin, making him aware of James's presence. Regulus could see clearly into the hazel brown eyes, which were shining with a glint of trouble so evident, that it made Regulus wonder what mischief was brewing in James's mind. James reached close enough to place a soft kiss on Regulus's cheek. James grabbed his drink and looked straight at Regulus.
"See you around, baby Black."
James gave the boy a wink before turning to find his friends.
Regulus touched his cheek, "Oh fuck."
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Severus is the Slytherin-Skittles' babysitter.
Well not actual babysitter, but becoming a big-brother figure to Regulus after Sirius ran away - connections are happening quick and Severus finds himself trying to keep the idiots alive.
...Just to end up out-living every one of them.
First Reg went off, Dorcas right after him.
Then he thought Barty kicked the bucket in Azkaban.
"Last one" for a few years was Pandora, right after he asked her to be careful with her experiments.
And then he met Barty again, thinking that he would go to Azkaban again, but knowing his alive - untill he saw the dementor sucking his soul out of him right before his eyes white escorting Fudge with McGonagall.
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The marauders as lyrics from Beer Fear:
Lily: “Las night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka”
Evan: “Last night I told you I need you, that’s the last time I drink tequila”
Marls: “Last night I asked you to marry me, that’s when I remembered the brandy”
Sirius: “Woke up and claimed I didn’t say it, screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas”
Barty: “Last night police had to frisk me, in a cell thanks to bells fine whiskey”
Mary: “I think I said to much like do you like my bracelets, oh wait, they’re handcuffs”
Remus: “I drink so much that I forget, whatever embarrassing thing I say next”
James: “Sailor Jerry’s rum I think I drank too much, showing randomers way to much love”
Cas: “Last night I called you a looser, I think that was after flaming sambuca”
Peter: “I shouted at you do me a favor, that’s when I fell of the pavement”
Regulus: “Cause I’d love to learn when to shut my mouth, wake up in the morning in a tie from my own house”
Panda: “Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend, but I’m only young so I’m not gonna pretend”
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