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liberalsarecool · 11 months
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That 'free speech absolutism' is working great, Elon. Add it to your Twitter Files.
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cyynapse · 6 months
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Drew the Dork in Latex
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halfa-failure · 14 days
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LOSERRR
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aborddelimpala · 10 days
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THEN vs NOW 🍩 😜
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mattymartin · 5 months
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↳ MAT WATCHING THE REPLAY OF HIS GOAL | NYI v. CAR | 11.4.23
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littlelonelytree · 2 months
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Rare images of Alastor not being fine
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somebodyllelse · 13 days
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no words needed
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From Jock to Joke
Mikey was your average Frat guy. Loved hanging with the pros, drinking, and bullying the shit out of nerdy freshman. But Mikey had a secret: he secretly wished he would would get wedgied instead and even had his own secret stash of embarrassing briefs. One day, Mikey forgot to lock his bedroom door while he was dangling by his briefs and two of his Frat brothers barged in. They were shell shocked to see the ex jock dangling by his cartoon briefs, but once the shock wore off they started laughing hysterically at Mikey. Mikey scrambled to try and unhook his briefs but it was no use, he designed the wedgie to be hard to get out of. He just had to dangle there until someone helped him down. Unfortunately for him the raucous laughter grabbed the attention of the whole house and soon he was dangling in front of his whole fraternity! Eventually a couple of his bros helped him down but just as Mikey went to pull up his gym shorts he felt his waistband skyrocket lifting him off the ground and forcing him on fours. The brothers took turns stretching his briefs into all sorts of humiliating restraints. Mikey face was bright red and he tried to hide the boner that was forming but to no avail. One of the guys saw this and grinning wide grabbed his crotch and squeezed forcing precum to dampen the briefs. "O you like that wedgie boy?" He laughed. Mikey soft little moans were more than an answer. "Screw messing with freshman, looks like your gonna be our new wedgie bitch! Get ready for loads of noogies, swirlies, and wet Willie's." Mikey could only Wimmer as his dick got rock hard. Looks like it was gonna be a long semester
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avatarfan11 · 7 months
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Lin: What are your goals?
Kya: To pet all the polarbear dogs.
Lin: *Raising eyebrow*No, fitness goals.
Kya: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the polarbear dogs.
Lin: *Sigh* You're lucky your cute
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dontsnortpixiestix · 26 days
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Agghh I finally finished it! Reference sheet for one of my MST3K AU Crows. This is one where everybody is back on earth loving their best life in a little rural town. I’ll post more bout it eventually.
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liberalsarecool · 3 months
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Elon is not good at negotiations. His failures are all self-inflicted.
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planetarygracie · 8 days
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2020 vs 2024
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alpinkpaca · 1 month
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HE IS SUCH A DORK I CAN'T, SO CUTE, PATHETIC LITTLE TV MAN.
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dailydccomics · 1 month
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a speedster in love with extreme anxiety and need for perfection DC's How to Lose a Guy Gardner in 10 Days (2024)
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3416 · 2 months
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why is he the most expressive man to ever live
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fetchen-wieners · 21 days
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Ok fine you caught me.. I've been living a double life or I guess you can say an un-life, fighting the shadow government, my depression and my arch nemesis Geesevoid The Woebringer.
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